0:00 [Music] a ninja with a sword a sailed a u.s army special ops unit in california why wait what did they know what was happening oh my god seems unlucky but it did happen a man wearing full ninja garb attacked members of the us army special opera uh operations unit in the middle of the night in the california desert how setting off a scramble for safety and resulting in at least two injuries according to police and other records is the ninja dead does the ninja get away safely do you want me to spoil it you want me to look smoke bomb dude he's smoke bombed out do you guys remember american ninja that was a special forces i love that like when he would go in the corner he was doing ████ ninja stuff like that ████ man and then he'll disappear or some ████ you do this for like three minutes yeah beverly hills ninja dude yeah
0:50 one of the best one he still holds up i watched it still ████ surf ninjas his benihana covered up well everyone's left like that's the best part dude that you know that was original kung fu panda yeah you know for sure yes yeah it was totally up to you yeah yeah the whole white guy appropriating martial arts all right incident occurred a little after 1am on september 18th when authorities in ridge crest california got away would ████ you up got word of a sword-wielding man dressed as a ninja on the loose at the inyo current airport in current county north of l.a queen county sheriff deputies found the suspect had assaulted a victim at the scene with a sword and thrown a rock through a hangar a window hitting an additional victim in the head that's a distraction as it did
1:41 what was this whole ████ he was trying to kill some special ops guys this is amazing one i'm sorry not amazing did he break into a base no uh i guess um used a grappling hook an airport an airport um a military airport airport there's a hangar there no there's guys you haven't seen like a lot of uh western films but they use grappling hooks do you know what ninjas do bart i love western yeah he doesn't watch any ████ movies dude you know those clint eastwood uh ninja moves the attack came without without any warning victims are members of the uh 160th special operations aviation regiment or soar according to the start of the strife's newspaper which states that the military personnel were at the airport as part of training exercises right and this ninja ████ comes up to this dude a staff sergeant who's smoking a late night cigarette near an airport hangar all right this unknown person wearing
2:32 it's like a movie dude you got the watch out guys i'm not really sure what we're looking for exactly and this ninja goes up to him and he says literally wherefore he goes do you know who i am the man sergeant says he does not and then he goes do you know where my family is mad ass the sergeant said he did not know the person in ninja guard began to slash at him with a katana sword the report states adding that the sergeant's leg and phone were struck leg and phone so he had a phone in his pocket was the ninja upside down in front of him from the grappling hook while he asked him this oh spiderman kiss i always love a good spider-man that's his spider-man i'll ████ around this guy's mentally ill yeah this moves watch too many ninja movies this is the real deal that's what i'm saying this happened in california so he got to on a military base
3:22 and an airport here yes on a military base but still that was like defended by the military technically proving during a training exercise they don't have anti-ninja training they don't have anti-training and that's a huge problem i don't know if they'll ever be able to have anti-ninja training that's the whole point of ninja no you capture a ninja then you have him training the military they better suppress they better suppress us from the u.s media because if other ████ countries get a hold of this they start sending an engine imagine taliban who just got bumper cars they're going to start doing ninja ████ we're going to be ████ oh my god ninjas and bumper cars and it's really the taliban what a ████ reveal oh my god dude tell them to take off their faces really ninjas do you know who i am through the ninja masks you've already seen the shape of the turban anyways they have to wear it what if you responded like no matter what they have to wear it doesn't show his eyes it shows his turban color that is
4:26 all these guys are rushing that's that's the third reveal so the sergeant runs jumps the fence reaches the building where he joins others from his company and he and the captain locked doors and called kicked and punched the 911 and windows according to the report which has redacted the service members names and the rich quest uh police department um says the report came in at 1 19 a.m of suspect in a ninja outfit complete with a sword at the airport citing at least one victim uh and then after that they uh several flashbangs and then he was gone they said the man refused to follow commands when they were telling him to stop brandishing his sword and he still did uh they said it was ineffective instead that man ran the death deputies used a taser on him and he dropped the sword and then the deputies were able to
5:16 take him into custody and he's uh he's identified as gino rivera aged 35 mexican ninja i want to know how he ran away he's a mexican could be filipino we don't know we couldn't hear it i'll tell you that could be filipino if he had the ninja shoes this guy's mentally ill why didn't they open fire on a guy ████ wielding a sword this is la because they were like we gotta figure it out because he had a weapon they didn't want it like dude he's gonna cut all the bullets don't do that i've seen people seeing how this works if you just go like that you get all every bullets ricochet and then we're all ████ yeah then they yeah he's cutting bullets in half bro looks like this he's gonna ████ bounce it back at us like a baseball did he ever reveal his motive well all all all they revealed all they revealed is that guy goes up to somebody who says do
6:07 you know who i am and then he goes do you know where my family is he should have been like oh bob that would have thrown them off this guy's clearly delusional ████ cerritos see that's funny because this is just some straight up central california in yo county is all the way out there where i go camping and ████ there's nothing there just a bunch of trees and ████ and one ninja one ninja where did this guy come hey if there's more of those though oh ████ what if there's like a ninja camp out there yeah the foot clan oh do you know who i am hamato yoshi the foot clan what uh what movie did this guy get his backstory from that's the real question where they killed his whole family american ninja did his whole family die or something wasn't he like raised by japanese people and that's why he understood ninjutsu yeah i mean if he was raised by white
6:57 people that's good for comedy well that was the best thing about three ninjas is that it was two white parents but then she had an asian grand dad for some reason yeah because she's supposed to be like part asian yeah what was the one where hulk hogan was in suburban commando dude no no but it was ninjas no no it was three ninjas it was a kid movie but then they meet the third one really that's mega mountain that's the one ████ yeah dude that's the one where they go to the music park wait is that when they when they have the little tuck talk and then they talk together on through the cans yeah that's the first one yeah the cup got a cup yeah it's the first one yeah they were both white and then grandpa was asian grandpa was like mr miyagi with a ████
7:48 up eye yeah one eyes oh yeah always like yeah he was always he always had that same expression on his face just always piss off that tum tum why did he have that expression on smell and he did that for every movie every movie like asian every ████ movie he did a child too with eddie murphy oh yeah he always did that i wonder if that's his eye his eyes really like that maybe he was like forest whitaker and he just had like those eyes it's so funny how they literally typecasted another old japanese man from pap morita what's the name yo for sure that's like they're like karate kid was amazing he just said no that's all you know let's get another old asian guy with a weird eye yeah they shouldn't get him dude couldn't they couldn't get pat marita so i got that guy i kind of have a lazy eye i don't know i'm sure he can play lazy
8:38 his eyes both look hard-working yeah yeah he might have been i don't know if he passed no no he probably didn't pass in 2001. okay so he was still alive he was born in 1927 you know that's great you know he started off he's stand up ████ no not him but pat maria start off as a stand-up comedian yeah yeah in vegas right and he's talking about that i'm talking about the grandpa and he would make asian jokes like back then ████ great he was in happy days too oh yeah that's how he first got known yeah he was the cook at happy days oh ████ he passed in 2005. pamarita rip legend bro he was born in 19. you know miyagi's in hollywood that was his place 1930s that was his restaurant yeah which one miyagi's in hollywood that was his oh sorry i was thinking about yamashiros who won that one
9:31 i think it's something else now and it's got the bull it's right by the comedy i think it's saddle ranch now oh no it's not register i think so or it's a crocodile cafe it's on the same street that's all i know oh no i just like all the asian grandpa father figures in every single how many are there's only two of them pat marina on that dude whatever his name is what about the guy from last dragon that his sensei it's the last dragon that's dragon the bruce lee story the bruce lee roy story the bruce lee that ████ too i'm trying to think of him jackie chan plays that in karate kid the return or whatever oh yeah it'll be so funny if there's enough you know back then everyone thought like asians new martial arts so what if there's a story where this kid like bugs
10:21 the ████ out of this old asian man to teach him martial arts all right you guys gotta make the movie let's do it man there's no ████ and he doesn't know jack ████ did you learn martial arts as kid yeah you learn martial arts right now you obviously know much did you learn martial as a kid no not i think everybody i think we all did except him no i didn't i think that's a 90s thing like yeah everyone everybody took their kids to like karate dojo not as much a filipino thing you get put in you you get given an instrument right ninja turtles was like everybody wanted everybody everybody that was that was the thing for kids like power rangers was huge like in the 90s right yeah and if you didn't want to be a ninja you'd be a ████ hockey player that fought people at night with ████ hockey sticks that's true unconventional alternative antsy hero kempo karate and judo man yeah let's go let's go that was the orange
11:11 belt yellow belt i thought judo was so lame though but i'm so glad i did it because when you're a kid you know you want to you want to kick and pop yeah you want to oh yeah you're nice like throwing each other all day yeah and i'm like man dad why'd you put me in this ████ i still know something just don't punch at me dude see look at that dude like that i'm gonna do it again what belt were you i got my black belt in karate you did yeah why are you standing on the bed why are you starting all the bears for i could have killed you right there that's why you are a black belt aren't you no i see you have a pasadena style it's nice a rose bowl style
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