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Off The Record: Nick is Officially a Black Belt in BJJ

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to careful Boys in this episode we have a very special announcement yeah Nick Dunn is officially black belt dude that's a lifelong ACH I want to cry dude I want to cry aome aw awesome so for those of you guys who don't know and almost every other martial art black belt is for ████ ████ and BJJ which is the black belt that Nick has slow job Jitsu it's the average time to get one is like 7 to 10 years and and Nick got it in 20 and it's SO3 it's so highly regarded that they don't call them Sensei they

0:50 call them professors so like he's a professor of the sport we acely say don't call us that he's not a teacher he's a professor professor does sound kind these kind of professors yeah I have a bunch of beers in my house dude that's so good huge it's a huge ████ achievement as hard is there a test or they just throw it at you dude they kind of well I wasn't expecting anything like cuz we were going to promote some of the blue belts and some of the other white belts in the academy and everyone got promoted together not yeah a couple people got promoted not everyone gets promoted it's people yeah we just gave them away just and then we we get we we get paid out for everyt we give out we get money no but you know some people didn't get uh promoted it's the people that that uh we think deserve promotions do you think they feel left out yeah sometimes but that's kind of the point though you

1:40 should feel a little left out you should be like yeah you should train harder ████ um but um yeah it was so it was completely unexpected what we usually do is like if you're going to get to a new belt we have a couple blue belts that have been blue belts for a long time and they're going to Purple belt so we'll do like Shark Tank rounds so it'll be like we had a potluck over there so the first half of the potluck is everybody training and then we'll do the guys who are getting promoted they all stay on their back and they they just roll with the whole Academy and they do it for like 40 what a potluck is huh so that's the first half of the potluck okay like when you actually eat the first half everybody's training after the training so pretty much you get attacked by like 20 people so then he was naming everybody out and it was all the purple all the blue belts going to Purple belt that we all expected and then he called me um my buddy Kenny who's another coach there

2:30 and my other buddy Hinrich who's a coach at fight Academy so he still fights over there but he trains Jitsu with us and we all started together in like 2010 that's why we all started doing MMA together started together yeah yeah you started ji- Jitsu in 2010 we started doing MMA like kickboxing in 2010 and then we didn't start doing the ghe until like 2015 2016 wow so uh anyway so we all so he made us all go down too and I was like ████ I was like I didn't want to I wasn't even expecting to do shark tank rounds or anything I was just going to ████ around you know it's a different yeah I was like ████ dude we got to roll with everybody and um so we were rolling with everybody for like 45 minutes and then we do the promotions and then my buddy Hinrich so we do an order so everyone gets Stripes first so the stripes on the Belt meaning like progress whatever and then we get did the white belts to Blue belts we had like a 17-year-old that that went to a

3:20 blue belt won a bunch of tournaments he's a beast and then we did the purple belts uh the blue belts the purple belts and we did all those guys and then next up was like we didn't have any people being promoted it's a brown belt so the first one coach pulled out a black belt oh ████ like oh ████ and I knew cuz I I I had an idea was my buddy hinr like so how many belts did he have in his hiding in his ghee dude we have a little bag no honestly it's like a little grabag it's a trench code yeah yeah yeah yeah he's nobody's getting promoted to it don't you worry but cuz usually people have to do that like they put in their GE or like they try to be sneaky with it he has to carry every color so no one can predict yeah exactly EXA so when you saw the black belt you knew it was for you I thought it was for my buddy I I thought it was for my buddy Hinrich and I was like oh dude hinrich's going this ████ black crazy such a Monumental and he calls out Hinrich to come up and uh dude I started like tearing up I'm like oh ████ I'm getting hyped like cuz

4:10 everyone's so hyped for your homie yeah cuz that's you know we all started together he was like you know so he got his black belt and then I got mine right after and he called me to go up and I was like what the ████ I was tripping out you're deflecting I was I said are you sure about that that's the first thing I said I like you sure you sure you sure I deserve this wow and then the last one was my uh my other buddy uh Kenny so all three of us got our black belts together and we all started training with Joe in 2017 27 Joe's our current Jitsu coach now but I always talk about him he's so special for us because we were doing some bull ████ before we trained with him like we were the ████ Stone ages of the Jiu-Jitsu before he came and um when he was showing us like actually how to train and how to put everything together we were like oh ████ this guy is completely different from all the other black belts that we trained with in the past so um

5:01 and we've been with him ever since and we put on does this feel what do you feel when he put on not you it's so ████ corny but that's tight you look at it and you go holy ████ like it's a it's a trip like you look at it for so long cuz I wasn't expecting that um did you like jack off in it afterwards I I ████ you look in the mirror at home no I didn't I didn't do that but like when I look at I would when I look at pictures I go what the ████ like it's a trip like it just all my G would have been white if I had a blackt I would have thrown my other color cuz I wanted to ████ stand out like bam big dude it's like it's like getting married or like getting a PhD it's like it's something that when you start something you know what the end is right and every promotion you get you're still not there but you know what it is at the end B it's not the end that's

5:51 such a norming take dude hey thank you Steve Jesus dude it's about the journey bud no but you know it's funny that you say that cuz like the first thing my coach said was like look like it's so corny but it's so true it's like when I got my black belt is when I realized like I don't know ████ that's what he said and you do feel they always say that no but it's true though it's true like you but it's true like cuz you do have to start everything all over again cuz you have to look at the game it's like a it's like a bachelor's degree if they said when you get your black you don't know ████ then let me kick your ass right now then I'm a white Bel I really don't know ████ now but there's some black belts out there that just aren't like not worthy but like there's like there's like you know lowle black belts you know so how many levels is there from the black belt and then I be seeing like red belts and ████ yeah that's like a coral belt I think those guys are like ████ you have to be like you have to be trained for like 50

6:42 years or some ████ 50 years all right so cuz even black belt yeah or coral Coral black belt to the the first stripe you have to be a black belt for even just five years I think like two or three two or three so it's like every degree on your black how many degrees do you get I got no degrees no how many can you in in your juj sta I think for each belt you get like four stripes and then typically you go to the next belt if it's kids dude you're getting one for like courage one for ████ honor one for being I want to join the kids class because it's like you got to keep feeding the the dop there nothing you can do to like mess up and then they demote you back to Brown technically no technically but like not even if you kill somebody no I think you might get cuz Brazilians are crazy what if you're just touching somebody in a funny way a funny way that you get another black belt dude like that's it's like

7:32 the Catholic Church you just open a school somewhere else lowkey jokes but like kind of that's how somebody these guys op no the good thing about our JY is like we just have to not do any of that stuff and then people will come train with us yeah cuz then they'll go all all the other scumbag gy for real like everyone like every other gym is a little creepy they're a little culty they're a little like funny all we have to do is just be nice to everybody crimes yeah for some like it's funny cuz we had a bunch of new uh members from a different gym mhm and some of white belts and they come in and they're just very like scared and stuff and then we're like yo what's up dude and they're like oh hi you know and you could tell they like that because everywhere they go they L are literally treated like ████ just because they're white belts dude yeah and it's like dude what the ████ is this white white belts like don't exist what is it what is that term when you're like pledging for a like a fraternity a like a ple and in some more

8:23 traditional Jiu-Jitsu gims you got to clean the mats you you don't you don't talk to me for go talk to the blue belt if you have any questions like don't even talk to me no bro like some black BS are like that like some new customers will come through the door and they just will be like they won't even like kind of give them the time of day is your belt transferable if you were to go to like a Kung Fu place and you're like oh I already have this can I they'll be like you don't know Crane style so take that ████ off what's What's the culture like though like so now that you're a black belt if you like roll up to another like Jiu-Jitsu Studio or whatever like you go to Vegas or something like that and because you're a black belt you walk in do the other black belts have to like test you and ████ kind of like I have a Target like the board and then you like break their board and ████ like that like they'll try to ████ kind of kill me you know what I mean cuz they all want to see they all want to see what's up rep your school right everyone everyone's curious yeah you walk right in like with your black belt on and walk on top of their

9:13 logo I step on it and I start digging my rubbing my feet on it slowly taking off your ████ so you just want to go train cuz you're like in Austria or whatever everyone does that yeah do they know that you're a black belt um if you show up on ghe day if it's like yeah dude it's the same ████ as me walking in with my purple belt from June R karate nobody's going to ████ know who I am it's like there's a barcode on the ████ would you ever like go to a spot and like just you know bust out your old blue belt just wear it even though you know you're a black belt just be like people that's frowned upon in the community like people will get mad at you for that so you'll get an extra Bel but like you know like in Jutsu like YouTube content like that'll be a prank like a black belt wears a blue belt and he enters a random gy Spiderman costume it goes the hood yeah yeah Kyrie Irving just dresses like an old guy and and

10:04 they'll have like Boll of like other guys rolling with them saying like oh you're not you're no way you're a blue belt you know they say some ████ like that you're really good for a white belt why'd you do that and he's like he has no idea like that's what they'll do that's the whole the one I don't get about those is why did he dress up as Spider-Man it's like nobody wants to play Spider-Man in basketball like that one doesn't make sense to it hides all his identifying features perfectly yeah I mean the way I found out was Mike song texted me he's like Nick got his black belt today I was like what the ████ yeah Mike was there man get a my boy Mike a stripe I think he did actually oh yeah Mike's getting good bro I thought he hasn't been training that's he he came back he he was out cuz he had a neck injury and he had Batman neck so he could like turn his head dang that ████ sucks bro from dancing no from jiujitsu jiujitsu ████ you up dude yeah especially if you're not like training

10:55 those neck muscles I thought he was doing PES or some ████ that's that hurts now now that you have your black belt what's your next like goal are you going to do a tournament are you going to do any fight yeah I plan on competing but right now it's just like we we have we actually got a bunch of new black belts coming to the gym from like other gyms in our area so like we've been training with those guys and it's been really cool do you sometimes punch them good question test them like real lightly no no no no we try to be on our best behavior this is why Joe's not a black belt by the way do your knives ever fall out never got a black belt in karate I never got a black belt in my life ever that's standard for most people but yeah it was it was a trip I could ████ up hella black belts though they're ████ weak

11:46 dude in a in a unfair Advantage but did you go to karate school or anything I did a couple of stuff what's the highest you got um well the last one I think I had three strip well it was like they didn't have the belt system they just have white brown black they should have gave him his brown though me and St at that one that was a ████ scam dud ████ he was better than everybody there better than everyone there everyone there I'm not just saying that either cuz I would love to clown on him and say he wasn't but he was better than everyone else was half ass in their ████ forms and ████ and then I'm like man give this ████ a brown belt but I think we're we're being too loud we're going to embarrass Joe yeah we were yelling it too we were like you give this ████ brown belt right now get a brown belt but then because you guys are obnoxious they're like no they must teach him a lesson I want to talk to ████ man who's ████ this guy's not keying hard enough so speaking of brown belts like

12:37 can we take your brown belt and like hang it up in the office now yeah if you want that's one of the only belts I have still I sto my brown belt I think I stopped my you lost the other ones I lost my blue belt I lost my white belt are they just meaningless to you is that why in the middle of a roll you're just like where the ████ did it go oh or did you give it to people no I didn't give it to people cuz that's a tradition too like you pass it on to the next person so they can put put yours on oh ████ that's tight start he like are you white is it white blue purple black or brown brown black yeah barash is hella dramatic kung fu movies [Laughter] dude part one's the ceremonies it's a ████ blue belt like is it underground in the cave there's ████ torches everywhere you got to go on a quest to get your blue belt you used blue belt though when the black belt is so used up that it starts to get all ████ up and

13:28 you can see the white yeah would you get pissed if we spilled peroxide on it when you like brought it no you bleached it my tie eyeb the knowledge is leaving my brain it's all leaving my brain I'm forgetting it all but also the Jiu-Jitsu belts look a little different from the karate belts yeah cuz the karate belts are like ████ thick and it's made for they're starched so it's made for performance right so then like when you're doing karate it's like and then like did Jujitsu ones like you don't want it ████ dangling like a Cholo's belt you know so you you want to have it short so you can't pull that during a oh you can there's guards with it that you can can you like switch it with like take someone's plat put it on that like they go like this and they'll ████ tie it around you and ████ like there's a way there's a guard that we like to play where it's like it's usually they it's like lapel guard where you pull someone's lapel and you pull it like

14:18 this so they can't like move but you could do with a belt like you like sit up guard with it I don't think I've ever seen that's that's pretty cool have you ever seen those videos of like I like to watch how stuff's made and they have the videos of them making black belts in those factories and they're just like conveyor belts of ████ black bels just like going off the line and getting put into big packages right and shipped in huge containers and ████ Bart's like wait they don't have somebody hand sewing them from like the temples and ████ B news no they they ship they ship 180,000 a week they're ████ giv them away yeah they're ████ clear plastic containers not floating monks in Tibet that are just ████ putting Masters getting ████ squid ink and D in every single one of they produce an episode on just black belt how is easiest things to produce

15:08 easier than any other they're almost meaningless some producer like got his ass beat and he's just like pissed it's way more difficult to make white cuz you have to D it yeah it's really really it's a longer process there are people that like give themselves a black belt though what can we do what can we do in the office to commemorate your Martial Arts Journey like some kind of DEC that like symbolizes it we have nothing that really I an old ghee or you got like wax figure of his ear a giant wax figure of his ear kind tyon ear candy we should have a quality versus quantity competition so like he's got a quality black belt and then I'll go out and I'll collect hella black belts from like taekwondo Studios that that will give it to me in one year so I'll be like I got this from

15:58 this I I do have a second degreee black Bel T do that ████ you just pay for it that's lit though you pay for it you don't even have to show up you could pay them how much money do you think you invested to the point where you got your second black dude so much cuz I was like what like 11 when I got it or some ████ damn dude you were a little killer you were a master at 11 I was like really good when I was young bro you don't got no videos myology dude I want no legit bro you know what I mean honestly if it wasn't for Tech I don't think I'd be like good at like dancing the coordination that's cuz it is dancing dude I swear to God there's so many forms it's like Jesus Christ some of the best tumers are I did I I thought it was just ████ dancing and I I I had to quit I used to hate doing I used to hate doing forms that was the worst part of like karate or Tao I used to hate it I be like I want to do this so there you never have done like Jiu-Jitsu forms there's no Jiu-Jitsu forms I don't

16:48 think you want to get first yeah yeah I have an idea I have an idea for a jkid adventure we'll go to lionhart and then we sh tank you all right we do that so all of us all of us we get weapons what shark tank so we roll with him but then he has to take on like us five but one at a time and then we could see his black belt expert get demonstrated yeah four two or 3 one B's talking about it like he's just so so talented by [Laughter] cry you know what was surprising though a lot of people like cuz in my head like okay having a black belt is cool like it a tight you know there's something that I was working towards or just like working like I got as a result of trans you know um but then all these random

17:39 people that I just didn't think would ever give a ████ about it at all were like congratulations like congratulations and I was like well everyone knows a black belt's a big thing man that's like why would you think I don't care about college but when people graduate I tell them congratulations yeah but like you know but it's different when people say to you on Instagram when they like text you and then like they call like dude like congrats people that I didn't know were even into martial arts at all or like even knew what a ████ juu black belt was you know what I mean cuz like sometimes it doesn't track with certain people I think the culture is more mainstream now because even in the UFC there's like high level Fighters that don't have their black belt and then like let's say they win the fight and then their coach comes in the cage and then puts their new belt on their neck and you see them being emotional like they almost didn't even care they W the fight they don't care they just made like half a million dollars they cared

18:29 that their coach gave him the belt they're like oh ████ that's ████ crazy do you think he has like a brown belt and a black belt and then if he loses the fight he puts a brown Bel ████ or he just tucks it away like not this one not this one and he still gets a black belt yeah TI if the dude who like harassed you on the street says congrats hey man I heard you got your black Bel you know the cop who gave you the jaywalking ticket says congrats he giv me a hug major accomplishment because they don't make jiujitsu black belts like oh they do make them in a factory but they don't make it easy they don't make it easy at all 180,000 we just roll them [Music] out got you man these are going fast was there was there it's the same taekwan do black belt that they use too same one

19:20 it's all the same other than like your coach was there like somebody in particular that you know like it made made you feel a lot that that they witnessed you or like congratulated you on getting this some that you either like pety needed to prove yourself to oh not really not really it was really cool to get it with my boys like that was ████ that's the sick man like cuz to think about where we started from and how we got into this whole ████ game like is and it's they were all like dedicated up to stick with it that whole time because like even some of the guys from the Pod that we all train with like some of them who were kind of supposed to get their black belt before us like they still kind of fell off too you know did you have a period where you took a break at all like here and there like I think inconsistency was probably more of issue than anything like especially on like purple belt days and I'll be back I

20:10 just took a year break but I'll be back yeah like just on and off I thought I was going to leave the video right now like where you going you going dude but uh once again it was it was really important like it just meant more that I got it from my coach who thought that we were ready for it cuz he he definitely like holds us back and ████ um which I'm glad he did because it's like cuz you were probably ready but he's all like no not yet yeah maybe but it's like it's like it's such a mindset shift too it's like that's the other thing I'm glad that you got it there yeah for sure did you ever feel like you're only giving it to me cuz you you gave it to them you don't want me to feel left out yeah a little bit yeah little bit but did you go home that night and smash smash what never mind dude you know what you need to do n no way dude just be naked nothing but black belt and you go ha and then you make your dick

21:05 bow I thought that was going to be something crude but it turned out to be really honorable cuz there's torches everywhere yeah it's torches and he's just butt ass naked he goes div professor and then the dick bows ha all right give it up for Professor Nick dun professor you got to wear Spider-Man outfit you go play basketball

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