0:00 had a reputation in the house as like being a runaway now so every time like I would start throwing my fit my dad would just started throwing ████ to me he's like go ahead yeah get going yeah yeah [Music] a northern California mother of two was sentenced Monday to 18 months in prison would you like to show that with the class would you like to show what's so funny with the class oh shut up dude let him finish all right thank you um she was setting someone into 18 months in prison for faking her own kidnapping so she could get back to a former boyfriend which led to a three-week multi-state search before she resurfaced on Thanksgiving Day in 2016. is this a woman who said like a Mexican lady kidnapped her that she was kidnapped by the cartel uh I believe so yeah we did this one this is well we did
0:51 it when it happened yes and now she's ████ getting the sentence I love it this is the Poetic Justice that's what we like though you said it was 18 months 18 months she's probably gonna get out and that's not enough man that's not enough right that's what she ████ the entire 18 years she made a whole affluent Community believe that Mexicans were dangerous yeah I don't know if this is that one because it doesn't say but maybe it is let's just assume was it an orange it was in Sacramento I think the one we did that one was in Orange County but I also you're right that was Orange County you're right maybe she got kidnapped in Orange County yeah she resurfaced in Sacramento maybe she got tried there because yeah who knows got extradited thankfully we're a trusted news source for everybody out there who subscribed huh absolutely and don't forget to click the Bell so that you can get a real bad news
1:44 white with blonde hair what's that is she white with blonde hair uh yes she is does she have two eyes and a nose she has two eyes and her nose yeah she's she looks like you know she's like you know you'd probably ████ her but like you'd probably ████ her oh I know what you mean then I know exactly what you mean yeah oh no that makes a lot of sense like a picture in my head this might be her okay so so just to get the facts semi-straight because we're a trusted new source for everybody out there uh can you explain exactly what happened one more time she faked her own kidnapping in order to go back to her boyfriend to go back to her voice so leave her husband she was with the guy she's not even married she was I believe she's married okay yeah she's married and then but then she wanted to get back with her ex-boyfriend and so she's like oh babe I'm not kidding I don't ████ sex and then yeah and then and then basically
2:35 everyone was freaked out and like her family's freaked out because she has kids and then they were all looking how did she fake her own kidnapping um she like beat she beat the ████ out of herself in the bathroom oh she like uh so her and that dude conspired to like she like hit herself with a hockey stick or something oh ████ and then like she emerged like way later and like was all beat up her clothes all tornado walking like playing the role you know selling it and then uh they find her and because I guess she was jogging at the time that she got she was playing the role jogging oh like there's so many other choices to to deciding to go escape the person that you're with to to somebody else for a couple of days too and I thought I think there's so but apparently they looked at her history and she does this ████ all the time so she's extra dramatic Ally when
3:25 she was a kid she did it when she was a teen like this whole like disappearing act and like saying that something happened to her like it's her ████ Mo so she has a some mental issues she's like this like the Riddler but no one ████ with herself but when they look back on it and see that she's done this multiple times is it like she's disappeared multiple times or if she does this and has been found in this terrible way multiple times you know where she's clear I think this would be a piece to resistance but she's like went levels into that yeah like she's had like do you feel like she's gotten better over the years at disappearing and coming back this one was pretty good it got a lot of people tricked pretty good it tricked a lot of people but also it ████ over like a whole Community which sucks you know because her whole story was that she got kidnapped by these like Mexican ladies I remember I remember yeah let's dive deeper into how you think that that ████ up in the entire Community because she made she made everybody ████ an extra racist like they probably already were but like
4:16 she made everybody like go oh Mexicans are our community no ████ they're stealing our jobs and they're stealing our way yeah and then and then she refused to identify them later when they when they found her and they were like we can find her if you tell us like describe what she looked like and she was like no I don't want her arrested like she made this whole like other story about like having some empathy for a kidnapper Stockholm syndrome yeah she said that Dave fed her chimichangas and Lucas and Lucas yo kidnap s have you guys ever ran away from home I tried but I ████ failed what was your multiple times what was that your youngest age did you last um because I'm stubborn especially as a kid um the first few times not so long um what was the game plan
5:07 the I think the last time I did it I was there for like a good three months holy ████ where'd you go you actually did it yeah I just talk a lot where did you run to yeah how old were you what was the game plan I think I was 17. oh wow um my mom and I were just butt heads give us the dates give us the dirty Deets um and it was just like things that led up to it um nothing too specific but yeah I ended up just uh running away with a guy that I was seeing at the time and stayed at his place for like three months three months did she know that this guy existed yeah do you know where you were yeah so she knew where he lived too yeah I was like 10 minutes away from my house oh did she ever try to come get you back or whatever like dude no
5:58 um wow three months I think I think at this point because I had done it so many times it was just the last straw and it was more so if I wanted to rectify the situation I would have to come back and apologize yeah did you ever like have to sneak in at home to get you like your phone charged or some ████ because oh no I was like an Android you're like how am I gonna survive no I was pretty thorough and grabbing all my belongings what about your first time how old were you in your first time um 15 [Music] the car holy ████ dude you're a renegade yeah you're pretty good I just told my parents I was like six years old and I was like I'm running away from home and I and then I made it to the street and I was like damn I can't cross the street this ████ sucks I remembered across the street yeah I
6:49 was like damn it I can't question what am I gonna do Never Gonna Last yeah yeah I wrote a Manifesto like on a giant cardboard I was like eight and I wrote this like whole Manifesto but like Ryan was dissatisfied with this like currency it was a review yeah it was like a whole ████ thing and I put it up in the house you did in third person too that's some crazy yeah I did a third person I like wanted to do like a record of it and then I ████ started walking and I didn't really have anything I started walking around and then this like lady started walking behind me and she was like oh I didn't know that like is it a school holiday what are you doing on here and I was like went back home I was like yeah that's all like that that's like my one experience I was like I'll never do that again man she almost got me yeah I got busted earlier than even getting out the door I remember me and my sister we
7:39 had a go bag but we were kids so like what does it go back for a kid crew roll up Treasure Trolls our favorite blankies yeah you know because you're like oh dude you're gonna need yeah you needed to I have my truck in there my little Tonka truck hey tight Starburst I think we did bring like toilet paper and a toothbrush because it just made sense because that's smart that's actually pretty yeah it was just in this backpack right and we put it like under the stair closet just as far back as possible I remember me and my sister come home one day and then my dad's got the bag I was like what is this right but it wasn't like a he knew what it was it was just a genuine curious like hey what is this I remember being so ████ scared it was Elena's idea for sure she was the younger one she's older oh she's older okay well that makes sense yeah it totally makes sense did she whoop your ass after no no maybe
8:31 I might have deleted it from my memory do you remember what the last straw was in your life oh yeah I'm like I need to have a go back ready just in case see you know there's this thing that like I remember this is gonna sound funnier now as an adult but I'm my dad like he in my mind he was very violent in my mind right but what was he no I don't think so because he would always pick up ████ and he would like Chuck it at me and my sister right kind of violent but the thing is in my mind it would be crazy things it would be like the ████ you know like the Little Tikes table like the yellow and orange one it's like big stuff like things that like would kind of put holes in like walls instead of drywall and it would chuck it but eventually after after a couple years I'd be like how come this guy keeps on shocking ████ and he always misses dude try throwing stuff I don't think I was that good I just
9:22 think that at first I was like this guy is ████ s█████ ass aim I'm like right here he keeps not missing me but I feel like it was just his way to scare me without actually hurting me because if you wanted to hurt me he would like slap me you know it would be very intentional I'm going to hit you with my hand or I'm going to hit you with this ████ why is this so accurate this time yeah but when he's very easy to take a ████ Chuck it next to me but I remember one time you checked the ████ table and I was like in my mind but again it didn't hit me yeah but in my mind I was like that's it I'm done I was gonna get my go back later I'm out of here this is so off topic but I just remembered it so I uh I was eating breakfast um on the couch and my dad's sitting there with his newspaper and I get up super fast and I got lightheaded so I'm carrying the plate to the kitchen I'm like no I got this I'm a little light-headed but it's gonna be fine and uh next thing I know I'm just passed out
10:12 on the floor oh passed out I wake up and I look at my dad he's still just sitting there with his newspaper he looks over here he's like you all right and I'm like what the ████ the Plate's broken everything's I was like I mean I guess he's like cool really that's killer that's a cold dad I was like you're good like almost like it was an inconvenience that I made all this noise he's like hey we have to play William when I was a kid that's what I imagined white dads were like yeah yeah exactly I'm glad it was correct and to be fair though look how strong and independent you are now right that was it that's the reason look how lightheaded you are a lesson that's the
11:02 how did you Rectify that how did you come back home um I think I just straight up came home and just started crying and apologizing wow yeah and your mom was like yeah that's right she's like I knew you'd be back or did she like meet you halfway with you it was a halfway it was a halfway point yeah that's nice that's adorable we will never get that huh I I didn't when I came back my parents were like idiot yeah you didn't even bring anything yeah they made me feel so bad but like I had a little I had a lot of uh earning privileges oh that's okay oh yeah yeah earning their trust too right their trust yeah like I didn't have my phone like it was just like just rehab yeah imagine Ryan coming back home they're like no no no no here's your stuff you go back out and try one more time my dad
11:54 used to do this like this time stay out because then I had a reputation in the house as like being a runaway now so every time like I would start throwing my fit my dad would just started throwing ████ to me he's like go ahead yeah get going yeah yeah yeah yeah I don't want to go yeah yeah it happened a few times [Music]
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