0:00 I don't know when I sneaked one off, but I remember trying to sneak one off. >> It's like I'm there too now. What a statement. >> Oh, when we started getting mails. >> Males. And welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys. And lo and behold, we have the legend, the man, >> the myth Shubie is back with us, guys. Hey, we could not be happier. Finally. Finally, some real intelligence is back on the channel. Hey, it felt like so quick, but it was so long. >> So, the first question I want to ask, dude, >> yeah. >> Is uh how does it feel to be back as a civilian out of like a boot camp almost jail type of vibe? Like, do you feel like, "God damn, I'M SO ████ GRATEFUL NOW. I miss being able to eat McDonald's." Like, what were like your
0:50 first bucket listings you checked off? >> Wasn't he eating like McDonald's with his cell phone like the whole time during boot camp, though? Did he text text? >> Yeah. Wasn't he in like a fivestar hotel or something like that during boot camp? >> No. Uh >> he had a photo shoot in boot camp. >> Well, talk about all the things that like >> got stripped away from you that you felt like you took for granted >> and then being able to be unleashed back into the civilian world and you're like, "F███, thank God I got this ████ back." >> Well, first of all, man, like uh I went from drinking pelinos, lroy. >> You are bougie. You like that sparkling water. LA, LA. >> You know, you don't realize how bougie you are till everything's taken away, right? So, like I went Pelgrino, Lacroy, Saratogas, >> all the Brads. >> Damn. >> Boy, you want Saratoga? That's more bougie than me for sure. >> Dani, Fiji, Honey, Lanies.
1:45 >> I went I went I went drinking all of that straight into, "Hey, get your ass in the ████ sink and drink your water." And you're like, "Wow." So I went from all of that to drinking sink water, faucet water, >> just straight tap, >> water, buffalo, the ████ rain, your sweat, sometimes no water. >> Wait, can you explain water buffalo? Which one's that one? >> I think you was just trying to rhyme stuff. >> Yeah, I was just trying to rhyme. I don't know where I went with that. But no, so you know the water buffalo is the the tank. The tank the >> It's like a big 500galon or 1,000galon metal tank. I'm definitely imagining an actual water buffalo. >> It's big as ████ It's Yeah. And And it's the thing that gets dragged around by a humvey >> everywhere. So, think extreme heat, >> metal reacts with water. Extreme cold, metal reacts with water. The nastiest
2:36 water you could ever think of is coming out of there. >> What was the first thing when you like the first week you're like, I ████ miss this. Like, I know water is pretty important, but like >> No, here's the dude. I love how Bart is more passionate about this than Subin is. >> No, that's good. I like it. I like it. >> First, did you did you did you sneak one off? Like a little >> in boot camp hard. You don't have personal time. You don't have personal time at all. >> It's so hard to sneak one off, you know. >> But I know you did. I know you did. >> No, like >> he does it in public. >> But I I mean I can I'll go deep into it, right? Uh when when like during uh sneaking one off is later like when you're deep into OST. When you're deep into Osit. >> How many weeks in >> dude? I'm talking about maybe like 13 weeks in. >> So 13 weeks. No jacking. Nothing. >> No jacking off, bro. I was prime. Like
3:29 my energy. >> Also, he's not 18 like most boot camp kids. >> But there's no chicks. There's no chicks, right? >> There's no chicks. >> There was no chicks at boot camp. >> No ████ chicks. So that's why for me cuz like >> was there a something that identified it as a woman at boot camp? >> Oh, that ████ will not fly over there. You can't identify as nothing but a trainee. You know what I mean? You're you're just you're just a trainee the whole time. There no nobody playing with that uh >> identify, bro. And it was like uh it was just straightforward. Boot camp is just straightforward. And then uh sneaking one off, bro, is very hard, dude. Cuz every time you want to try sneak one off, you just hear go like, "Yo, whose ████ boxer is this?" And then it's just like a like a dude. Imagine like 12 shower stalls and just everyone complaining, everyone's stinking ass,
4:19 everyone talking ████ everyone's singing Katy Perry, everyone the Creed, and then you got someone singing the the the cadences. And the whole time you every time you try to touch a ding-ding, you're just like, "Today's the day. Today, >> you were trying to touch your ding-ding in the shower with like 80 other dudes in there." >> No, no, you don't you don't try to touch it. You're touching it cuz you're, you know, you're washing your body and then you're like, "Oh, it's been a while." >> And you got hard. >> You know, everyone goes through it like your mind just starts collapsing into like, is it the time like you want to try and do this? And then someone goes, "Who the ████ in shower for?" and opens up your ████ uh >> while you're beating like a ████ >> And then you're just turning around like, "Bro, what the f███?" You know what I mean? Like it's impossible. >> Wait, you guys have shower stalls? >> We had shower, dude. Luckily, we had shower stalls only because of incidents from past times. >> Luckily, because of incidents.
5:10 >> Wait, so you don't have uh public You're not showering together? >> No, we Well, so this it's like a shower head, right? It's like a shower room. >> That's crazy. But then like when I did my uh my first drill, you go to a uh what do you call it? A barracks. Then there's no stalls. Everyone just showers together >> cuz we had shower trees. >> So imagine like one thing that goes up like a tree with like five faucets around >> like Starship Troopers. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> I never watched it. But everyone's facing each other showering. Was it like that? >> No. >> So if you're grabbing your ████ I'm looking at Joe grabbing his ████ while he's looking at me grabbing my ████ >> No. Thank god. No. No. It was not like that, bro. It was like a newer >> Wow. >> That was Bar's favorite part, though. >> Yeah, it sounds like Ryan's AI ████ >> Dude, kids are kids are weird, man. Like they have to add stalls cuz people are
6:01 weird out there. >> What's the incident now? Someone got graped or something? >> You know, you know when you play games, like I guess back in the day when kids play game, what do you call this? >> Oh, yeah. >> Tongchim. Yeah. You know, we all play tongim, right? But like >> you can't be playing in boot camp, you know what I mean? And >> that's what they wanted to do. >> No, no, it's not. It's not what they wanted to do. >> Some kids ruined it for everybody. >> One kid tries to >> Somebody ratted it out. >> Yo, one kid tries to th don't homie goes deep in there, you know, and rips it. >> You know what I'm saying? Like uh it was >> it's like borrow like, "Hey, you can smack my ass." >> Yeah. Just It's just weird stuff like And you get sharp cases, bro. >> And you don't want sharp cases. >> What's a sharp case? >> Like uh sexual harassment, assault, you know what I mean? Like all of that. And if you get caught with a sharp case, bro, you're done. So, >> you're ████ You're ████ >> Your whole career is ████ now,
6:51 >> bro. You just people going to look at you like you're gay. >> So, when did you first sneak one off? >> That's how you're done. >> In a in a portaotty, >> you don't get cut or anything. They just think you're gay. >> No, man. You sneak one off. >> How? >> Tell me details. >> He's trying not to give us secrets cuz he's going to go do it again. >> But I have to say it. It's like I'm there right now. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. The way that you're describing this. >> Yeah. It's like I can see it and >> smell it. >> I don't know when I sneaked one off, but I remember trying to sneak one off. >> It's like I'm there too now. >> Huh? >> What a statement. >> Oh, when we started getting mails. >> Mails. >> Like letters. >> Letters. >> What about that? >> You start getting letters. I'm sorry. I'm trying to like organize everything in my head. Like everything was such a ████ >> like a blur. >> Not a blur, but everything went so fast,
7:41 but then at the same time was so slow. But when we started getting letters, bro, you just your wife sends you a picture. Nothing crazy. You know what I mean? Because you can't send anything crazy because >> they're going to look at everything. It's like jail. Like they look at everybody's letter and then pass it off. And if they see something funny, they're going to roast you in front of everybody. Or if your like wife sends a naked picture, everyone's looking at it before it goes to you. >> Yeah. But a Drew's going to be over your shoulder and just looking at it like, "What you opening? Let's see it." >> Yeah. So you can't, you know, but I remember Sasha sending me one and I was just like, "Ooh, >> like a naughty one." I can imagine. No, not one, but like a beautiful one. And I was just like, "Ooh, I can imagine what it's like." >> Did she like draw over her like self with like pencil so you could erase it later? >> That's kind of smart. >> That would be smart. >> No, that didn't happen. >> That is smart. >> That is insanely smart. >> Yeah, a pencil bikini. >> Well, thanks guys. >> Yeah, but it was in the middle of the
8:31 week somewhere. I tried to sneak one off. >> Were you successful? >> Yeah, I was actually. I'm not going to lie. >> What'd you bust into >> the wall? >> You got to aim it down. >> Yeah. >> To the hole. Oh, in the bathroom. >> No, not the bathroom. You got to aim it down at the you know the shower. The showers they have a >> Oh, so you did do it in the shower. >> I did do it in the shower. >> I had to. >> Sometimes, DUDE. IT'S BEEN BRO, IT'S BEEN it's been so long. If you just if you just touch your ding-ding, it goes strong. >> But it could have been anywhere. I don't know if you did it in the woods or you ████ did it in a porta potty or >> like a less public >> cuz you're painted picture as if there's 13 guys in there you don't want to jack off and then you did it anyway with a guy singing Creed. >> Yeah, but then you got to >> with arms wide open. >> Was it Creed or was it Katy Perry? Which one gets you quicker? I feel like Creed would get you quick. >> ████ It was probably Creed. >> I can't deal with another guy singing
9:22 next to me. >> What if it's What if it's been a month? Here's the trick. Here's the trick. You find a shower head that's broken. and you find one shower head that's broken. So, no one's going to be there. So, you go to the next one and then there's a wall. >> There's a wall, >> the stall you're at, a broken shower stall, and then the regular. Then, at that point, no one's on your left. >> What if you're accidentally like downstream of the wrong broken shower head though, so it just still goes to the other side? >> I don't know. But what if someone asks you, "That one's broken. Why are you in that one?" And would you say, "I'm taking an invisible shower." >> What if it's everybody's like, "Everybody knows the guy who's next to the broken shower head's jack." Oh, that's a jack off corner. >> Everybody probably know to be honest. Everybody knows probably some people has done it. No one ████ question it. No one really goes like, "Hey, what the ████ you checking off, man?" Unless you're that guy that was making that
10:13 noise like, you know what I'm saying? >> When you when you make that ch, everyone's going like, "Yo, this guy ████ this dude right here is jacking off." And then tells the whole bay out, >> huh? Did anybody get called out? >> Hell yeah. Some remember some dude named Theo Steel. If you see this, I'm sorry, bro. >> Shout out. >> He has his name names, dude. >> It's last name, so you never know our first names. >> Oh, that's even worse. >> Yeah. And then uh I remember I remember he kept denying it because he was denying it so hard. Everyone believed it more. More you denied it. More >> can't do it. >> Yeah. But everybody would just call you out pretty much. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. He's like, "Yo, deal with showering. Shower 12. Don't shower there." What did you get called out for? Be honest. >> I'm trying to remember what I'm going to be very honest. >> Thank you. >> Jacking it into a hole. >> No, I didn't really get um could call my
11:04 buddies, too, but I don't really got called out for anything. >> How about your physical fitness? Was it like at the you felt like you did well? Like you weren't lagging behind or in front? >> I mean, there's a whole process to it. Like at first, in the beginning, you're I was worried about surviving. In the beginning, you're going to worry about surviving. trying to keep up with everybody like the all the 18 year olds and then towards the middle of boot camp, bro, you're going to you're going to focus on uh you slowly end up competing if that makes sense. You know what I mean? Like uh >> like you feel more competitive. >> I felt more competitive like because I felt better. >> I remember there's this couple guys I always wanted to just beat. >> Just cuz you're so locked in every time you do PT, but in the beginning you're always like, "Oh my god, I need to make sure I can pass this and survive." And then towards the end, I was like, I'mma
11:54 smoke him. I'mma beat this guy and I'mma just do better this guy. >> Because if if you keep in mind, everyone's 18, 19. So, everyone just got off varsity sports. >> So, they just played four years of football or four years of track or whatever. So, everyone's at their peak. >> Yeah. They got young lungs. They haven't been like doing the wrong stuff for like years. They weren't smokers for like a decade. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. Yeah. And then it's just like uh And then there's just And there's fat dudes, the unathletic dudes >> just trying to survive. Just trying to survive,
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