0:00 [Music] this is today's topic sweeter land go ahead everybody's go ahead and save the title go ahead nick what is it uh yeah putin is that a find the difference game yeah putin's on the right i guess i know that okay so switzerland abandoned centuries of being neutral and is now backing ukraine oh ████ that doesn't happen massive that never happens because centuries they're like drug dealers come to our banks armies you can just pass right through they were like they were like it's not just a gold dress it's a blue dress we don't care they're like both they said that their most controversial controversial thing remember that they saw both they don't even have they don't
0:51 even have reverse or drive in their transmissions they're like it's a rabbit in a duck it's an old lady and a young lady their cars just sit there they don't move yeah if it rolls the new space cam was kind of light so so here's my question though terrible here's my question is switzerland like now that they've taken a side do they have an army are they gonna fight are they just like i think they're gonna be with you thoughts and prayers we're gonna send chocolate to ukraine to support the more i thought you were gonna talk about cheese like what do we have we have chocolate and cheese chocolate milk too and luggages doesn't the fact that they've been neutral so long isn't that why their their money is so like stable because they don't have an army because they're like we don't fight we bank yeah and make chocolate well it is because then that way it's like you're you're getting all money right it's not just
1:42 good money clean money there's a strategy by them i think they're just very nice people i don't know man oh you know what they're gonna supply them with all the army knives so it's army knives yeah that's a good one because the russia is not going to have any more army knives because they're like there's a shortage there's a shortcoming all army knives to ukraine oh the shoes k-swiss so they're gonna they're gonna pull up i've heard that a while huh they're gonna pull up on the battlefield and and look at each other and ukraine's just gonna go yep and pull out corkscrews [Laughter] according to media that kind of works against the russian army right now because i've heard a lot of very um tilted stories shall we say the russians were so freaked out they quit they left the war's over it's over so switzerland has abandoned its historic neutral position on global wars
2:33 to support ukraine the european country who famously stayed on the fence during world war ii against the nazis has announced it will be supporting economic and financial sanctions against russia for invading and declaring war on its western neighbor damn uh swiss federal president ignacio cassius said their move will fall in line with the rest of the european union ignacio is a good one it's not like uh it's a swiss name it's not like ignac ignacio from like uh what's the jackpot nacho libra nacho libre ignacio it's ignacio with a z i don't know maybe it's the same so conversations go skiing in the swift south swiss alps now or no i don't think so yeah no swiss keys that's the sanctions so yeah it's one of them the swiss federal council has decided today to fully adopt eu sanctions it is an unparalleled action
3:23 of switzerland who has always stayed neutral before russia's attack is an attack on freedom an attack on democracy and attack on the civil population and an attack on the institutions of a free country this cannot be accepted regarding international law this cannot be accepted politically and this cannot be accepted morally that's quite so there you go that's definitely not neutral sounds like it was written by the united states government let's go so in a way something that russia's doing is actually ████ with their money for once maybe maybe yeah i don't know what's going on but i thought it was pretty weird how like who was like it's just the military exercise what are you talking about and they're like there's hundreds of thousands of soldiers on your border what are you doing it's just a military exercise he's in ukraine it's a military exercise
4:13 they're exercising as a military yeah it's the weirdest hey dude i saw that troop build up on the border and i actually thought he wasn't gonna do ████ i honestly did i thought it was there to intimidate people this is true actually steve told me that he's like dude they're not going to go to war and then and then he was right for that day thank you they actually pulled that one because they said they said that went they said what's going to happen on wednesday and then didn't happen i was like god damn pretty good oh my thursday came around but next wednesday maybe that's all putin wanted to do he's like i don't want to buy it into predictors right i was going to go on wednesday but i'm not going to ████ go on wednesday because he said wednesday because i'm gonna go on saturday and surprises that should have been like sometime in the next year they're definitely gonna go to war see that's he needs to make it happen i can't do it like sometimes in the next four years yeah see that makes sense because that's that's why jesus hasn't
5:03 come back because everyone keeps saying he's going to come back i don't want you ████ mortals to know me better than i know myself no one likes that ████ yeah yeah he's like now i can't come back he wants to be predictable yeah yeah jesus jesus is like i'm not trying to be predictable yeah i'm not coming back he said like a thief in the night guys you're not gonna know when i'm coming no one's so switzerland sanctions will freeze assets of listed persons from russia and also ban people highlighted by the eu's packet of sanctions from coming to the country swiss air space will also be close to all flights coming from russia except those conducting humanitarian search or emergency operations that's that's that's their playing ball right like they gotta ████ i just want to know like how they're being screwed with monetarily because that's the only all that morality ████ i highly don't believe a country i put themselves in a
5:53 position just because of injustice no dude because why didn't anyone pressure the us when we went into afghanistan and iraq wow because our dollar supports the dollar but let's look at this right the key thing is what's what's known for so it's banking council is tough army knives and cheese thank you you're talking about a world now where they can freeze your assets and they can say we're actually gonna suspend you from participating in in commerce like the russian oligarchs exactly so they're literally doing that right now they're actually like gofundme all these places are are actually removing russia they're they're doing that to the rupal they crashed through like 22 percent like in 20 hours that sucks because it hurts like average russian citizens did you see the lines at the at the train station how they were google pay apple pay dude they couldn't go to work and ████ exactly and it's like yeah that's
6:43 all putin's fault but put pressure on him not the average citizens but yeah but you're gonna starve out all the regular people that's the intention right when you put it on his people then his civil unrest will choke it up but it never happens bro i wish it did i wish it did i mean this this is the game of thrones right where every single time who suffers is the peasants in the average people and then they're like yeah they'll put pressure on their leaders but the leaders are still it's not like france where they ████ grabbed all the bourgeoisie and killed them all it's like all the top people are still going to be like ads all right they're getting kind of annoying now i guess we better do something but they're still eating their steaks and living good yeah it's like he's so brutal that like peaceful protest doesn't do ████ to him you know he doesn't really care no he laughs at it he'll let them suffer did you see all the um people that were
7:33 protesting and and um um all the media folks that were getting rounded up and thrown into buses and ████ yeah it's crazy in russia yeah yeah they don't give a ████ yeah i wonder what snowden's doing out there he's all like ████ well they are kind of saving me out here but ████ man ████ up he basically said he's gonna stop talking about it because everyone just thinks he's too controlled to eat by russia yeah oh so he said he's gonna stop talking about it because he tried talking about a little bit and then people like you're just a putin lover and he's like i look i get your argument so i'm just gonna stay the ████ out of it you know what's ████ hilarious throughout all of this so did you know that uh steven seagal was banned from ukraine what he's pro-russia so basically what of course he is dude of course steven seagal is he's an honorary um like russian military member
8:29 he's an honorary weirdo like in every i bet he's honoring a catholic church he's an honorary sex offender no no he's an honorary because he never was convicted i heard because you know he um he goes to russia and hangs out with putin and ████ right and like it's so ████ hilarious dude yo what are they talking about probably his moves i'm gonna show you a kick he's like look at that look at that okay that's a crazy kid and then putin's like yeah you know i've never seen a kick from anybody else [Laughter] it checks out that's a kid that's a ████ kick he's like i heard you do taekwondo here grab my shirt yeah yeah exactly okay hey pull the gun on me right now i'm seeing what's going pull it on me see how i can control it see how i can control it right now see how i can control it see how easily i disarm this guy i just killed him i killed him if i
9:20 wanted to cool by the way with steven seagal that's exactly how he demonstrates like that's every one of his words it's the best because he's six eight that's why dude he could do all the little guys because he's six eight and he's big as ████ yeah he's ████ 338 right here so he's he's going to he's going to be he's going to manhattan he's going to roll on you are steven seagal and dennis rodman homies and yes the answer is yes they're young and young dude did they all just hang out with like dictators dictators yeah dennis doesn't like that as well you know sean penn was actually in ukraine and he had to flee it uh yeah because he's doing like a documentary right documentary with vice and then he had to abandon his car and walk across the border many miles that just happened and spagoli went to poland yeah dude he's getting el chapo i like
10:11 shooting on him like that even though he's a great actor he's a really good actor he is really good but he will only be called that's kind of mean forever ████ up anybody who's slightly interested in a little bit of the history of it uh swiss reformation in the 16th century uh was when the neutrality kind of really began um and then they they pretty much uh went super neutral at an international war in 1815 i guess uh and then since then it was just like accepted among the amongst the world that they would always be neutral since 1815 so that's why it's literally been over two centuries now i think strategically they were like a good buffer zone for um right being in the middle that um if they stayed neutral it would actually be beneficial for the rest of europe because if they had a border or if they sided with one it's kind of like how like you know nato and eastern europe if there was a buffer
11:03 zone then the soviet union or the the russia and then you know the nato nations would be kind of always not so at each other's throats that's what the uh you know switzerland was supposed to be but i guess now they're like we're choosing sides now man why do you think that is and why like why now i have no idea i wish i knew like i gotta read into this money dude that's the only reason we're talking about always they have something to lose what made that difference because it's now they're attacking commerce google pay google apple pay all that s███'s getting ████ within russia you oh you don't want to stand with us oh cool we might cut you off too you're saying this war comes down i would to think that i thought it was about it's moralism human rights and spreading democracy it's about democracy that's what i forgot just like iraq it's just about democracy it's always about democracy
11:53 understanding and they got it right libya i got it that's right america it was about wmds right ████ yeah america we are the world police at least we stopped imperialism thank god now we can just on board you into nato you have to pay a certain amount for oh you have to oh by the way you want to be a nado cool you have to spend this much on the military oh guess what we'll provide the quote we'll get you the weapons you have to provide the quote it's a franchise it's like mcdonald's but like military if you if you ever believed in anything that's like a good deal that's the number one thing to believe because that's what's going on and it's so it's just it's right there if you want to look at it but strategically right so actually the u.s pulled out more soldiers when the when the ████ happened went down take a look at it right and then we only have 3 000-ish troops around and um one of the theories is that if conflict does spill over from ukraine
12:45 into let's say romania into finland countries uh that are close by it's actually a good strategic method of having some american soldiers dead so then now we can legally enter the war so it's basically tonkin yeah that's the idea talking pearl harbor all of these uh different i guess uh ways where it's like oh we're involved now right now they're trying to push that with like the the flying in the air zone they want to make sure the us is a no-fly zone for the for russia yeah ukraine ukraine's a no-fly zone for russia so that forces them into yeah sorry yeah yeah yeah yeah you're right cool yeah dude because then then kind of close well then it becomes hey if you're coming to this airspace that you're trying to attack right now shoot you down that means exactly so that's what then that's then we enter the war yep even though we
13:35 bombed russian um infantrymen yeah a couple years ago nobody gave a ████ russia didn't do anything about it so you're saying i'm saying that war is evil once again but it doesn't matter my guy there it is [Music]
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