0:00 but getting caught jacking off is way more embarrassing if Joe was jacking off at lunch I think I'd laugh for the rest of especially he goes oh guys I got a oh guys don't come in here I'm taking a we're on the door to prank him and we just hear him jerking oh my God K can you guys keep down trying to jerk off in [Music] here welcome to another episode of careful boys where you may or may not grossed out depending on what the answers are to this question but what is something you either did or said during sex that you regret doing or saying ████ it's going to be hard why why would I be gross like if you said something embarrassing you're like what I say that in the throws of passion or you did
0:50 something wrong and you're like stupid stupid I flipped my wife into a nightst is this a is this like a Timberland imagin this really happened you flipped her I flipped her around and do a nice stand yeah cuz we we were we were like you know missionary and then I just flipped this um like you know like a pizza like a piece of meat and then yeah she she slammed her head into the nightstand cuz I didn't see where it was and it was like pretty close cuz it was like kind of dark did she get like actually and she hit her yeah she hit her lip and her nose against the nightstand oh ████ you told the cop and then I just and then I didn't care I just kept on I needed my to get my nut off nice and then and then she went to Urgent Care yeah yeah so so she starts bleeding like crazy instantly what and yeah and dude dude Nikki didn't
1:41 even know cuz she was like she we we we had some drinks yeah she was coming so deeply no we we had some drinks and so she was just like why why did you stop me what is going like she was like pissed yeah and I'm like bleeding everywhere like you're bleeding like all over looks on the sheets yeah no she's bleeding well we not did you think she had a period what's that did you think she had her period yeah yeah out of her face I thought she had her period out of her face cuz sometimes happens if it's a full moon uh no so so I was like holy ████ holy ████ ████ and then you know I'm a guilty Catholic boy so I'm walking her through the lobby with like you know she's got like ████ napkins and ████ on her face I'm walking through the lobby to take her to the emergency room and I'm like we're in the we're in the Uber going to the emergency room and I'm like look whatever happens when you go
2:31 in there just tell them the truth I'm probably going to go to ████ jail but just tell them the truth cuz I was like I was like I'm going down for this I'm a guilty Catholic boy I'm going down for this ████ I ████ my wife is bleeding like I abused her this is Fu she exactly I'm ████ and then we get there I we walk her in there and stuff like that I'm sit in the waiting room and I'm just like I'm a ████ wife abusing piece of ████ you're you're a son of a ████ and all this stuff and then uh I go in the room after they call me in and all the nurses are laughing cuz Nikki told him what happened and she's like he said to tell the truth and so like yeah he F me into a night day while we were having sex and they're like okay they're like this is Vegas baby benign well was just they're like What's the bootprint on the back of your head it was just such an accident that it was like you know everyone was like laughing about it and stuff and I was like oh my God I'm such
3:22 a ████ guilty Catholic ████ but yeah so yeah all good D I'm glad you got off thanks dude I got my ████ nut that's all I cared about it's my guy that's what I'm talking about go ahead we'll start we'll go with Nick next and then Bart and then back to Nick Anthony and then Nick again dude why do you think I have so and then we'll end with Nick ████ machine Nick and Nick can tell us about his schedule so usually when we schedule sex man you know I'm pretty quiet when we have sex like I try not to say anything you don't say any work he doesn't even moan he just ████ I really try you make noises cuz the whole time I'm my head I'm like don't come don't come don't come don't come don't come that's what I'm thinking in my head Ros Ros for real sometimes I'm just like grand grand I I'll get in the zone I've been I've been trying I've been I've been doing like
4:12 breathing techniques to help me with my nose and honestly that's that helps me a lot to be like just to stay in the pocket cuz stay in the pocket is really important yep yep um the other thing that I really get embarrassed about that's probably not that big of a deal but is when I start sweating and I've talked about this cuz your boy's putting in work you know what I mean hell yeah cuz when you when your penis is this big you got to make you got to thrust hard that's like 1,000 pumps per second turn the AC on a little bit more I do but your boy I'm a sweater should wear one of those things where there's like two fans around your neck dude you got to use that 1970s Freon bro I turn the on too hey your drip is sweat all over her yeah that's sexy yeah but I feel bad honestly because you see it I hate to bring up Jiu-Jitsu while I'm talking about my sex life but I'm going to even when I when I when I when I sweat on the
5:02 homies while we rolling I feel really bad about that too is it bad etiquette to sweat very much and like not apologize every everyone sweats you know it's part of it so do you say sorry during sex that you're sweating too much yeah probably that's embarrassing saying sorry he's like sorry I think he's saying sorry the whole time sorry sorry sorry are you okay do you love me do you love me are you attracted to me B enough funny though does it feel good does it feel good are you attracted to me does it feel good what what wait what was that look about you just made a look what what was that wait I don't know if I can keep doing this like what was that is is why' You Close Your Eyes why don't you look at me what's my name what's my name what my are you thinking about your ex that you kissed one time in high school he was better wasn't he who what I do better what can I do better but I think it's I don't know man like trying not to say you try not to say anything is already pretty funny
5:52 because I feel like that's very hard do you hold your breath until you're purple sometimes when we're kissing yeah a little B has Tiff ever asked you to put her in like a ████ hold why you guys are doing it not having sex not but like when when when Islam makev fought Dustin pu and she saw him finish the choke she was like what does that feel like and I was like let me show you and she was like I was you're supposed to tap was like if I heard you to tap and then we went to bed that was it we went to sleep no sex no bro we're pretty vanilla dog for pray vanilla she flips me around not into a night stand she's not that strong we don't have a nightstand actually um probably work on that yeah yeah yeah the way our our room set up it's h we don't really have a nightstand um how do you guys have light next to the bed we got
6:42 the before we start does anyone else want to talk about any other night stands they don't have yeah anybody I have I have have I have six I need new night stands every corner night stands are helpful man you could put a glass of water when you're thirsty in the middle of night yeah that's nice a lot of them now come with us okay we're not really going talk about nightstands but then nowadays you you have USB plug ports that you could in the nightstand huge the dream isn't that the best I don't even have a plug in my bathroom dude I don't have outlets in my bathroom all right Anthony Anthony you should use a power strip no let's talk about my house layout for a little bit let's let Anthony dig into his archives and try to find one what's something that you actually did you ever have a mistake I mean we know you you you breathe in their ear and they come so you know not going to get a lot out of this one I want to be a L's man you ever messed up
7:32 a little bit you ever said like bad grammar or something did you ever accidentally not last three hours or like did you say did you say your the wrong your you you ever say oops did I come too [Laughter] much oops I came too much o i too you ever had you ever had anything close to that at least oh my God I made you come too much I'm sorry oh ████ I got you too wet oh ████ I can't work with this you came seven times again a I can't work with all this wetness lady he's all disappointed like I didn't even get to come yet and you already came like twice yeah you ever had that girls are always coming before you mhm in terms of something I said or did or anything before before your
8:23 mother-in-law clicks away tell us no I think the only things that like for sure have been embarrassed spot where like maybe times when I was like maybe like drunk too drunk to like do well oh what does do well look like to you pass she came twice two out of the eight expected like you you fell asleep before having sex like mid sometimes oh BR that's confidence dog I could never fall asleep in a mle sex like she only had an anal orgasm damn that's great you so you're doing it and then you just passed out and they're just like that's only happened like twice what's going on and you're just like I don't even know no it'll be like the pumps will suddenly just like kind
9:15 of stop yeah and then they'll be like they'll basically be like hello and like oh then you just o they said hello bro hello is are you there ████ high is great high is really good it's classic oh yeah the High yeah damn that's your only mistake you're ████ perfect in terms of things no remember my red light story dude I'm going to start writing some yeah I'm going to start writing some Ryan and and Anthony ████ fanf after that comment you're so ████ perfect man you don't even see it and then he crawls across the tables knocks the camera equipment over has an instant anal orgasm in bought like 18 night stands yeah say the red light was a weird thing you put the put put a you put a literal red light on it just hurt everyone's eyes or what yeah dude I was inspired by all the film got developed in the room
10:06 everyone got queasy like it's like what happened my negatives what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where where you could come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details I was like damn dude like does that work for you Lawrence is like yeah man I was like okay thought it would be a good idea try did it look like a Chinese Opium Den I don't know I just I was just like y That's ████ edgy try wanted to try something new
10:56 turned it on n's like what the ████ are you doing he's like are we going about to smoke hookah some chicks come out with sparkl bottles what are these chicks what the ████ is this black light's kind of cool I'm not trying any more weird ideas dud dude that's funny how like red light just pissed her off she was like what the ████ are you doing no are you trying to ████ me are you trying to ████ me right now are you ████ rarded we know we know uh we know Bart's like Infamous Mega spank yeah that sent Gio into tears to Hospital nearly into a wall did you ever have any did you have ever have verbal ones where you like accidentally said something in Chinese maybe or you try to speak Spanish to her she's like don't do that you said Rong Spanish
11:48 grammar I do speak Chinese in my dreams she says you dream in Chinese like we'll be sleeping and then and I just wake up and then she's like what what if you're just making sound effects but she's like why speak Chinese he's like ching chong ching chong ching chong my dad is so ████ up she's like get your native tongue out of here I do I do know it's Chinese CU you know sometimes you speak so loud you wake yourself up yeah and then the the last words that I heard were me speaking Chinese I'm like what the ████ that's weird one time Tiff heard me in the middle of my sleeve going be like yeah I want you just grab a jump rope from the corner over there and then she was like what the ████ are you talking about you're dreaming about work he's dreaming about trade he trades people so much yeah my prizes are now 150 Bart have you ever been in gez and you're like hey we got to hurry this
12:38 ████ up I got to go to bed at 7:30 got to hurry this ████ up can you hurry up and come I got to go to sleep came twice can I'm fading I'm fading come on if I don't come in 30 seconds it's never going to happen you never like tried to I don't know like have dirty talk and you said something too bad or like something way too gross Dirty Talk scares a ████ I'm not good at dirty talk I feel like I don't play with that realm because I know the first move I make is going to be ████ and then it's going to be now there's going to be so much trauma around it anytime we have sex that'll be the elephant in the room so I just don't even try to deal with cuz I'm not a sexy sex ha like that you know right not not to say the right things you you like that do you do you like it
13:29 scale of 1 to 10 I know the first thing that I say will just be ████ up Circle yes or no why aren't you looking at me is it hard enough for you is it hard compared to other guys you've had how am I it probably hurts huh that's what I say oh yeah you like how ████ hard that is you're probably in so much pain right now is the biggest dick you ever had oh my wait don't answer that don't answer that don't answer I don't want to know I don't want to know hey that's that's the hard ████ right there dude there's there's a a funny story from like when we were in Europe tour and uh you know the tour buses they're stacked up like the beds are like in threes so they're three stories all the way to the back W so like if you have like a a girl in there like whoever's around you is going to hear that ████ and then um there was
14:19 this girl who did not speak English I think this was in Germany and uh I couldn't like really have any dirty talk cuz I at the time was a dirty talk Champion cunning but then like it my Powers were like you know muted now because he doesn't speak the same language so I was trying to find words that she did understand and try to form it around that g like no not in German in English I was trying to find her English words and then I ended up I ended up finding um this is ████ stupid but I ended up uh saying you're the best you're the best she understood so I just kept saying it over and over you're the best I just kept saying you're the best over and over while you doing it but I thought but I thought I was like no one was around I thought we were in there by ourselves and then you're the best you're the best you're the best like that yeah and then like not like that it's sound like a ████
15:09 you the best RI I was getting anal no no she's saying you're the best no I was the only one saying she wasn't saying I was just trying to see what she yeah with like little bar she barely spoke English so then like I go to catering later on that night and then I'm just eating and then my friend uh Q is like right cross from me also eating and he goes he's like oh how do you like it man it's pretty good today huh and I was like oh yeah it's really good and he's all what you say it's the best oh no ████ and I was like oh busted for busting he was in the he was across the walkway like in like in the next bunk with a different girl and he said they were both laughing were they laugh ████ I yeah I guess but he said that they were trying so hard not to like were you like
16:01 red instantly or you felt flushed I was I I'm not normally embarrassed by ████ like that but because I legitimately didn't know and in the way that he was like looking at me like this and saying it I was like you ████ I was really embarrassed yeah cuz cuz he still says it to this day he still like ████ around are you the best yeah he always just uses that word like all the time cuz to ████ with me but it's so like that was a good one I I regreted saying that ████ cuz it sounds so silly yeah cuz I was saying it out of necessity I'm like she doesn't know any other words just that's still pretty good I think it's very polite I like that you're like uplifting yeah yeah you're postive cuz I talk a lot of ████ so like that's nice trash think she I didn't think she was she didn't understand any of my uh other dialogues I tell Nikki all the time if she ever leaves me well while we're ████ I'm like you ever leave me I'll cut your ████ arm off and no no one will ever want to ████ you no one will ever want to ████ you cut your arm off
16:52 you say that during sex that's pretty funny I I'll cut your I cut I'll cut your left arm off and no one will ever want to ████ you your left arm it's like I think girls still get laid with one arm not this one not this one don't tell that don't tell it's on upswing now yeah dude another good one is like don't move don't move don't move don't move going to come what is that a ████ arrest it's going to make me come stop stop stop you had to have some really good ones cuz you'd be cybering a th% yeah yeah Joe can't remember it but I think the most cringiest thing one where you were like where you were like exotic dancing you're like do you like butt what do you like very thoughtful you like but what do you like I'm a but I think to me the most cringiest thing is to be a cliche oh because like so one one of the things is
17:42 like I feel like like everybody sometimes get a limp dick boy time right when you get too nervous you're like oh my God one nice D I want to perform and she's so hot I want to hot she's too hot yeah and then the whole time you're like doing it and you're like you're like maybe like 40% hard and you're just trying to and then like I remember saying like I'm not usually like this and then in my mind I'm like God damn I said it everybody but everybody says that at some point they go I'm not like this and then I'm just boning and I'm like oh but I'm not usually like this like I'm much harder trust me I'm usually harder than this I swear to God I'm an boy and I was like 40% hard and I just ████ couldn't all the way you know it was it hot in the room that's my ████ cryp ton night dude why don't you why don't
18:32 you just go you're making me so nervous I'm only 40% hard I was jet lag and I want to go to sleep hey this is me at only 40% imagine look how much fun you had you remember next time when you come over we're going to do way better let's add 60 let's add 20 then we'll fig then we'll add 10 10 at a time I feel like when you're younger right it's by any means necessary you get it in even if you're like I only slept 2 hours and I probably should sleep right now to be responsible yeah you're always game for it yeah yeah and when you're younger it's also 100 10% every single time that's true that's true yeah I had I when I was younger I had a a ████ funny ass routine where I would like if I knew she was coming over I would like take like two whiskey shots knowing that like the slight whiskey dick not whiskey dick but the slight whiskey dick I would like be able to last longer but then I
19:22 would also have to brush my teeth right after that anyway yeah don't smell like it and I'm just fresh but then the funny things was when it works great but when she comes over and then we don't get into it right away and then I'm just like slowly sobering up and fall asleep ████ yeah that's bad she let's watch something first you're like oh ████ oh like hey I need to talk to you ████ I can't have this conversation right now yeah that is weird good times though good times I think we're we're ████ undefeated boys boys we ████ we're pretty good the boys ████ I think I'm embarrassed or or or or uh regret any of the stupidest things I've done though yeah no regret there is a different embarrassment when you think you had that moment all to yourself and then someone ████ heard you the whole time
20:12 that's pretty killer that's pretty killer man that's pretty bad cuz that would be like my equivalent would be like one day Tao was like Hey last Sunday I heard what you and Mom were doing I'm like oh yeah but then it's also like it's only like 50% it's only 50% bad at most because like you were caught ████ it's not like you were caught jacking off to like gay porn that's worse you know what I mean G caught jacking off fine which would be just which is fine nobody's going to judge you but getting caught jacking off is way more embarrassing to anything but but then what if that's it depends where though like if we caught you jacking off here that's pretty funny at that table oh anon's table if you were at home it's like more my fault if Joe was jacking off at lunch I think I would laugh for the rest of place especially especially if he goes oh guys I got a ████ oh guys you know me I got a ████ all the time
21:02 you know how it is with me you know how it is my ████ bubble G don't come in here I'm taking a ████ oh yeah I'm ████ real good I'm ████ real good remember I'm ████ boy we're on the door to prank him and we just hear him jerking like oh my ████ god oh my ████ god FAL FAL Japan f ████ aito can you keep down trying to jerk off in you oh ████ damn it
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