0:01 so that's that's tapped into my family my uncle's like a character in that ████ his car got blown [Music] up welcome back everybody to another Stellar episode of the careful boys and today we are so privileged to have silent Mike back in the wow oh wow it's want to be a careful boy dude I've been saying my prayers eating my vitamins you want to see something show us the receipt all right well I'm going to make your ter a boy right now you're absolutely not he's got to buy it it's it's a oh ████ I'm ready dog oh you sh I'm ready ████ dog I thought the tattoo artist was about careful boy shirts available now here you go Mike dude are you ████ serious did you just shave your leg for no it's a long story my little
0:51 cousin waxed it but can you check if that was an extra large cuz it looks like a medium on you EXL it'll fit are you sure I don't think so man I'll put it on we'll do a a wet t-shirt contest you look even bigger than last time dude look even more SW look ████ giant don't do it over that it's not going to spit dude I think you need a double I guess maybe what makes him look even buffer it looks like a undershirt on him so tell long story it's not that long you show your face can in case they just go where did that crunch come from just hear Shin story it's not that interesting so I I haven't seen my family in like uh 10 12 years I went back for a couple funerals of course that's the only time you see your family I'm in like the middle gen so all
1:41 my cousins are like 50s and I'm the youngest cousin and then their kids are just below me right that's like me they're like 15s 20s but they're at the age where I can like be normal around them I don't have to do baby ████ right so I'm like taking them on an errand and I don't know what they're doing they're doing some gen Z stuff and I just go on a huge rant about how ████ soft they are I'm just like you guys are so ████ soft nowadays and I'm just one's like 25 fun to hang out with yeah I'm the I'm the fun Uncle for sure we were getting pizza you know the end result's fun what what were they complaining about that made you go you're you so ████ so they got like a it wasn't even a fender bender I think uh they were driving in an SUV and I think a motorc it probably was scary I think a motorcycle hit them going pretty quick and in Ohio I don't think you have to wear a helmet so I think dude's head was bleeding and ████ I think it was kind of
2:31 traumatic but you know suck it up dud stop being soft stop being a ████ got decapitated they were complaining that someone got hurt and they were bothered by it they were fine but they did get hit they did see the bleeding so but but but and they were joking halfway so I'm like driving them to pizza and like oh my God I think that's where it happened and they were like half serious half joking they're reminiscing about the accident I believe so and either way I just b██████ at him so then I go back to the house where everybody's there right like six aunties cousins and and their dad's like oh I was the Carl I was like good man but like these kids are soft and then the youngest cousin out of nowhere she's like 17 so like oh yeah what makes you so tough love it I said what makes me tough I do I do hard ████ all the time like I do hard ████ every day she like she's like I bet you can't get waxed I said I can get ████ waxed
3:23 so of course we go to CVS she gets the Wax Kit she waack you had to go get it bro she waxed my cousin's head which probably hurt yeah family is crazy bro my bro it's just like Italian Midwest ████ we don't have nothing else you're from the Midwest dude we ain't got ████ waxing I wax my ████ I let people wax my legs that's soft ████ what happened was so what happened was I pulled my sock down and you know she's on Tik Tok or some ████ so her camera's up I pulled my sock down thinking she do one of these and I could wear high socks she warms that ████ up and just slaps it mid chin and I'm like all right well here we go and then it really didn't hurt at one I was like I Was preparing it to hurt and look tough but it really didn't hurt that much she's like it does hurt though it didn't hurt really not really he's tough yeah yeah I do hard ████ dog we got our armpits waxed and it was bleeding armpits a little different yeah you try to do your man Parts you do like
4:13 the devil's Canali down there and that's going to you mean the GU the connector it's called The Devil's Canal or Highway orever Canal the the pain is worth the pleasure cuz afterwards when you get licked it feels good your butthole eaten out am men's Brazilian you guys got a Brazilian nope but I should but I'm so embarrassed that I think I'll pretend to be gay when I'm in there yeah that makes sense that makes you less embarrassed that's an interesting perspective how are you so embarrassed that you pretend to be gay if I get my ████ waxed I don't want them to know that I'm straight cuz it's common for gay men to do it are you more comfy having a dude do it or a lady do it doesn't matter I just don't want them to think I'm a straight guy doing it I got to go be like hey girl what's wrong with this tra got just that's really good it's been a long time before I got my booty ho so clean and they're going to be like you're straight dude they know yeah they
5:03 see you're that butthole once dude they know that thing straight I just do the whole like bend over with the this go oh you know the other day my boyfriend was ████ me so hard and he said that's gay oh boy you got to clean your butt hole and the waxers going to be like no gay guys ever talk like that they hey Real Talk Joe could pass for gay thank you thank you this reminds me w a straight guy a couple years before coming out told me how much he loves ████ and I was like oh you're gay dude I've never heard a straight guy talk about how much years before coming out I like a ████ so ████ so good it's like n9th grade p████'s the best they say things like that nobody says that when you're yeah yuck ████ that I'm so straight right was he like when I was sucking at rock hard ████ I was like oh my God it's like going down my throat and ████ I love
5:53 that ████ he was trying to like I don't know be a guy around me and I was like you're gay dude it's and then later he came out yeah later he came out so you called it damn I called it it but going back to the whole but hole thing is like I don't even think nowadays getting your ble eaten is like kind of normal no it's cool that's cool but back in the day you were you were gross when you I don't think Bart agrees I'm just shy it's not me you're married want to do it I don't I'm shy like if anything gets too close back there I get like a what is the word like not squeamish but like like embarrassed like I in the pull you pull away yeah like I like ████ like when you hide a scar of octopus in the ocean it just goes he's a virgin but he is curious he's brought it up like two or three times on his channel he's curious he's curious about the prostate oh yeah I'm
6:45 not curious in a way where I want to feel it I just want someone to describe it to me so I oh he's intellectually curious about the prostate what if you went like for science what if you went on your own with like a butt plug he did it with his finger halfway before but he claims that it's cleaning in the shower I didn't go that deep you said halfway he says he goes knuckle deep to clean out his butthole in the shower second knuckle yeah I was going to say first knuckle if he got a little no I think it's knuckle that's still pretty deep that's still pretty deep that's like deep dude inch and a half maybe you got big old but it's really clean though n he's got calluses on first Knuckles sus second Knuckles gay but I think prostate you need the third one to touch no I don't know how' you know did you Google that yeah how did you know Mr int well cuz if I'm already in the second knuckle and I've been poking around how deep my butthole second knuckle is like submarine looker
7:36 outer thing Periscope yeah Periscope you can ████ my B's clean I believe you I've never really played with a butt plug but you've seen some of those things and they're pretty thick like they're thicker than that that just crazy you should get one with a tail on it that'd be cool oh those are cool those are kind of cool bro cuz then you turn into Super Mario when he flies yeah you got the little raccoon tail out Mario 3 yeah that's fire it's more of a saf feature yeah well for sure a little yeah you swallow that thing up you don't want to swallow that thing up you're going straight to to the doctor I was really convinced that you shaved your leg as a bit to I know I thought about it and that alone would have gotten my vote that would have been so cool everything here is democratic I think you should get T I would have done the marker thing I'm like you nerd bro I never had a tat if you get the tat I know you're man I I vot to I feel edgy now dude I feel different people look at
8:26 it was their first tattoo I know I was in bed watching bro cheering you too long what you really think about us though when we got it like honestly I thought that was cool really you didn't think guys like guys are ████ because I do I'm such a ████ that I respect people that are like ████ I do tough ████ oh you know but like that's like I don't know I mean G I got gayed earrings that make me tough I think that hurts more than tattoo I'm not scared of the pain I'm scared of like not liking it yeah so you Bart hating me next year and now I we got the same matching tag on brand for him that's literally happened the first time I know that scares me more than like Laser Technology is very good would you get this covered up dude it's true and you wear pants if they kick me out of careful boys I'll just get it covered up that's true or I might leave it yeah the pain isn't the pain isn't it it's like artistic autistic liking it or not falling out
9:18 and make a YF JK video and then you could have a laser session yeah yeah that's also a sponsorship for your video good content and you be like use my promo code that is true make sure to make it at least 10 minutes so you get the ad break too y you two don't care about us no more man hey you got to you got to work dude you oh I don't think it's 10 minutes anymore I think it's like less no no but you can get two oh you get two yeah yeah yeah you you're making a wildf JK video hot tip out there make sure it's like at least 10 minutes but honestly when I got this tattoo at first I was nervous I was like ████ what if I don't like it whatever but then once you get the tattoo you realize like oh it doesn't matter it becomes a part of you it doesn't ████ matter do you guys ever look down on your I Can Go Bart oh yeah wait no that's me yeah not even that's me now I don't associate this a Bart at all dude this is this is this is everybody thing if I had on my left I'd be like this is
10:08 Bart and his ex- best friend yeah this is morph when there's five other guys getting it and now six potentially then I don't know dude I think it's a little different that's a lot again if you get it dude are you going to get more you're going to get more now I kind of want to yeah see that's what I'm afraid of too that like I get one and then I'm going to walk in I'm going to be you because it costs the grip it like all the artists that you like cost the grip yeah yeah the arti you like cost ████ tons so like this bottom here this is like I don't know maybe like 10 years ago this was probably like 2,800 what the ████ so they're not if you get go with the good artist it's not cheap but go with me I'll do how much was your whole arm so far this everything well this is like 15 years old but like the whole thing I don't know maybe like five six grand that's my story I was I was with
10:58 Barton Gio this is like hookup too but then it's just the amount of sessions I think I'm at 5 grand too yeah there just the amount of sessions you have to go you guys got cheated 70 bucks free talk to him tattoo is one of those things where it looks like what you paid for yeah yeah yeah that's why it's good like not to get when you're 18 so I was going to get one I was 18 I keep pushing it off I was going to get one big when I was like 27 28 I was literally plan it with them with and the artist and then like I I uh made an offer on on my house they took it so my down payment went there cuz yeah it would have been like a whole sleeve no 10 grand because I forgot about this one yeah that you have a lot of ink and a lot of detail ta this guy's going to cost a lot he's got a lot of real estate I was going to do my cakes first what well I heard in I heard in like tattoo culture it's not cool actually you're a bum dude I heard it's
11:48 not cool to do uh visual things first that if you're about the culture you're doing hidden ████ first n ████ that's ████ cuz I was a tattoo artist really I heard that's in the culture what does that mean like they don't love all the kids not you guys but they don't love all the kids coming out and their first tap ever's on their hand to prove they're tough oh like you have to earn it that that you build out oh no yeah but we don't think we're tough this means like we're ████ as hell yeah it does that's why I said not really you guys scared everybody that's kind of tough I think I think that was more prevalent like earlier but now that um the taboo of like it's changed there's a lot of ████ having tattoos now that's what I mean I mean like the OG's kind of that way tattoos don't hurt anymore because the OG machines they ████ hurt speak for yourself dude that ████ hurt you went numbing cream no I should have I I would have if they had it
12:40 really yeah I'm ████ 40 years old I don't want to feel pain dude when they first put it on I was like oh this kind of hurts I was like oh this hurts and then the shin didn't hurt that bad but the muscle hurt a lot yeah and then air of your body right depends so much that's why you do like a quad first or something probably won't hurt sounds like it hurt me quad I feel like quad wouldn't at all well not when you got ████ iron quads like you dude why you going to get your butt tatted dude I just feel that was kind of tough you got trans it's ████ weird AR that's the opposite of that whole gay thing I'm not saying like wow p████'s wet I love it think about it like this you're going to yeah but this is already this has been like a little ████ on in my life for the last month it's like itching and ████ sucks oh yeah Itchy Butt itchy butt's not good you have mosquito they t on my mosquito bites so you're not ping bro you got a ████ put cream on that
13:30 ████ bro but it does itch for a while though anytime any part that has a big clump of ink it'll itch for the rest of its life would you guys do it oh great so so imagine imagine your butt doing this dude ████ that itchy cakes no a tattoo but hole would be crazy with like the Batista Sun you know Batista sun he has on his belly button but on your brown eye ████ that that' be wild I'm an artist I just let it flow yeah I got you you understand good I don't like like tattoos anymore too many ████ ass people wear them so that's what I do kind of like I'm 35 and I'll bet you I'm in the top percentile that doesn't have a tattoo be discriminated against n dude so many like way more so many people don't have tattoos I feel like all my homies have them yeah but that's because the culture and the lifestyle you live in lot of
14:20 artists and ████ but a lot of people do have them and it's not um I felt like it lost its like cool Edge now yes cuz grandmas are getting them now and saying you got I always wanted one every generation got that though remember how the ████ Stamp was huge in our earlier generation now all these ████ still walking around with tra stamps but you know they don't ████ like it yeah I don't like their tra stamps I can tell from a tattoo when they got it and why they got it and that is what makes me feel about them what what does that mean what do you feel about me dude why' you point at me for example let's say I see a 50-year-old dude with his family and he's like sleeves and I look I'm like oh that's the style of today he got it yesterday this guy had a midlife crisis he needs to look hard that's why they
15:10 got it but if if you see a 60-year-old Asian grandpa with the little cartoon Eagle on the shoulder you know he killed 20 people and it could be ████ up like his homie did it you're like oh that guy's a ████ killer yep you know and then it's always the so we like Killers I'm no that is cool ████ cool murderer cool I look at the tattoo and I can know how I feel what about the people who know tattoos what do you feel what the ████ did you I'm like that's awesome oh what about the dudes that got two ████ shins going I everywhere what about this bro how do you feel when you see this guy I'm like that is careful boys right there you know when I walk down the street and I'm walking my dogs and I'm wearing shorts and I'm like damn I probably look like a such an ████ what just with this this Shin tattoo I don't know why I just feel like that you think that's true we should all go to Japan and get people's reactions
16:01 with all of us going like this all go to Japan in 2 weeks and I was packing last night right I was up until like 2: a.m. packing last night and and it's hot it's hot as hell everywhere I'm going and I was like ████ I'm bringing pants yeah for real yeah you going to cover up why don't you just get a big band-aid and you can just put it over the the front why you going to cover it up can at least wear shorts for one of the days so you can tell us what happened I'm going to bring pants and I'm going to ████ cut off the right leg how crazy is that that uh old school Tech culture there cuz before you had to cover up right yeah well now now now there's tattoo parlers everywhere and Hell people got tattoos but you still can't go to the onson the uh cuz the old people they still have trauma yeah yeah we were last time we went to a smaller town and then Bart and our other buddies we were all they were like in tank tops and then they were all showing tats when they
16:51 walked down the street all the old people just went and they they moved to the side and let them pass it's just gang ████ this ████ does look like gangster I look nice you do no nobody moves aside from me I don't even have that style I have theive style old people walk by ████ you know and ████ cuz back then there used to be hella like gang rumbles and stuff like that right so when the mob was ready to go to war they took off their suits and then they walked around with their tats exposed and then that's when everyone's like oh ████ something's going to go down so then when these guys walked around with tank tops it just those grandpas and grandmas have old memories of people being stabbed in the street you know I mean same here like my family was telling me about Cleveland and stuff like you guys seen
17:41 the movie the Irishman yeah yeah it's too long so old so that's that's tapped into my family my uncle's like a character in that ████ his car got blown up his wait your uncle's a character and you won't watch the movie I know I just found out because it's all it's like real mob ████ you getting wax I'm the youngest cousin yeah I swear so no one told me stuff I thought my family I knew we were Italian and Irish and all this I thought you're Argentinian that's Mom side okay yeah uh so dad's side yeah they're all in that they all had West 117th where they grew up tatted on them everyone like above my dad's J see you see that Generation all they need is text and is scary as ████ these days people ████ tattoo their eyes and ████ and I'm like you're a loser put horns oh yeah that stuff freaks me out they used to be on like TL or whatever TV show I to turn off yeah yeah I'm out
18:31 I'm out yeah but these days when you see a young ████ boy with tattoos all over their face and neck you're like dude you're weak I'm like you're an island boy yeah all those rappers are like 5T tall but they got like millions of dollars they're hell big influencers I know and they're way cooler than us yeah they're way cooler than us they may go out with each other for money though and I respect that they're really good at kissing dude they're really good they're good at something I'm jealous kissing each other is crazy crazy your twin that's that's nuts it's crazy other twins weren't doing it earlier they were first Movers dude imagine the Olsen twins oh dude where are they now they need that o money now bro they're blowing up they would make a billion dollar I'm subscribing that's my first of subscribe are they still hot it's all Elizabeth now though Marvel movies huh yeah she's the she related to him yeah it's Olen yeah what about Olen homes I'm a fan of their developments this is the
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