0:00 Welcome back to another episode of Camp for Boys. Today we have Reina Wang with us. >> [applause and cheering] >> I feel like your your dating life feels so secretive cuz you don't really post a lot about >> really secretive, it just doesn't exist. >> It doesn't exist? Excuse me? What does that mean? >> It just doesn't exist. >> Really? You don't What What about your ideal mate? Is it Would you rather be with a sushi chef or a restaurant >> what's funny about this is I've actually been writing my own anime and there are a lot of parts of my life in that anime. It's almost like my bibliography in anime form. So I do talk about that on there but I realized that a person that I would want to be with really isn't about like you have to be a sushi chef whatever. It really is just somebody who can like comfort me emotionally. >> Oh. >> SO NO ASIAN GUYS. >> [laughter]
0:51 >> WHAT? [snorts] >> CUZ WE'RE LIKE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED. You know that [laughter] stereotype where like where like Asian guys are like are >> You'll have to date You'll have to look through some Puerto Ricans. >> Yeah. [laughter] Yeah, you need someone with a little bit of >> Puerto Rican emotion emotion. >> You come to me, I'll make you feel better. >> Yeah. Tell me everything. [laughter] >> You can't have a guy give you logical reasoning by why you're sad. >> Tell me everything while we dance. >> [laughter] >> Holy ████ >> See Reina, maybe there's a chemical imbalance with why you're depressed. That's going to be your Asian boyfriend. >> I should have to tell you a sad story. >> Tell me. >> So I had I had I had to break up with somebody before doing all this because it was pretty much like him or the career. >> He was making you choose? >> No, because I felt like if I stuck with him, he wanted a traditional life and I already knew that was something I couldn't go with. So in order to explore
1:42 the possibilities of my life, I had to like end it because he's actually married now with two kids. So I'm happy for him. We So he got what he wanted. All right. Got what he wanted and this situation actually I write it down in the anime form because you know, they like in my head I never really got over him but then like it's like I felt like I needed to in order to be who I truly am. >> Yeah. But >> Was he Korean? >> What? No, he was >> [laughter] >> Wait, what? >> He was Japanese. >> I'm wondering why Wait, why can't why couldn't you uh do both? Like is it cuz his lifestyle was so different? >> No, it's it I mean yeah, but it's just like the ideals didn't really It would not uh like match harmonize with each other later on because he's a very traditional person and we were both very young. This is like when I was 19, dude.
2:32 >> Oh, wow. Okay. >> No, maybe 21. >> Was he just insecure you ate more than him? >> Yeah, you made him feel weak. Japanese guys hate that. >> They do. I know I'm Japanese. I'll be like my woman >> You're Japanese? >> can't eat more than me. No, I was >> Yeah, he's Japanese. >> She ate like this and then she I brought her to America and now she eats like this. >> Interesting. >> She couldn't finish her meals. Now she could finish it faster than me and I feel I feel small. >> So it's not you, it's a Japanese thing apparently. >> It's a genetic. Don't worry about it. >> Okay. Anyway, uh >> Did you feel like he was emotionally like >> Yeah, was he like stunted or like >> No, he was a very expressive guy. >> Expensive? >> Expressive. Expressive. >> Was he Japanese-American? >> Yeah. >> See, that's the difference. >> I see. >> No, but he but I mean his family's very Japanese. I'm like I still have a lot of Japanese mannerisms. I say arigato all
3:23 the time, dude. >> That's good. >> Yeah. >> That's really So maybe you need to find a Japanese man somewhere. >> Kobayashi. He He eats a lot. Their like grocery bill's going to be crazy. >> [laughter] >> No, it's going to be sponsored. There's it's going to be sponsored by Costco and Sam's Club. What do you look for in a guy? Is there like What Are there like these are the top three qualities I I always like? >> Like 100 hot dogs a day. >> Mhm. >> What if What if he uh loves cheese and he always smells like cheese cuz he keeps eating cheese? >> is he Norwegian or something? >> But everything else is perfect. >> Everything else is perfect. >> That's fine. >> Really? >> But he always has provolone on his hands and stuff. >> I like the smell of cheese. I just don't eat it. >> Oh, okay. Okay. >> Yeah, my Okay, so I cook for my sister a
4:13 lot. She loves cheese. So I I mean, I'm dealing with cheese all the time. >> What if he hates karaoke? >> That's fine. >> Cuz you love karaoke, don't you? >> Yeah, but like I'm in It's not really a >> It's not a deal breaker? >> [laughter] >> No, because you would still have your friends that you would actually like go to karaoke. I'm not going to force my partner to like what I like. >> he wants you to do math? >> I love math. >> You do? >> I know the 35 digits of pi on hand. >> I know, I saw that. >> Holy ████ That's crazy. >> 50 digits of pi? You're a math nerd. He's a math nerd, too. This guy's a >> Not like that. >> I'm good at pattern recognition. So I remember numbers very fast. >> Wow. >> Yeah. >> What if your What if the What if you had a dream guy? >> Uh-huh. >> But he doesn't like to wipe his ass. >> What the ████ [laughter] >> That would just be personal hygiene issues and yeah, that I wouldn't >> What if it's cultural? What if it's cultural?
5:03 >> What is What cultural? >> to keep his BUTT BIOME GOOD. >> [laughter] >> WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? >> BUTT HEALTH. YOU NEVER HEARD OF BUTT HEALTH? >> [laughter] >> What the ████ >> You know how people care about their biomes these days? >> It's a new age belief. It's very modern. >> Okay. >> But everything else is perfect. And then when you when you try to confront him about it or like change him, he's like, "What? You can't accept me for who I am?" >> It's all very nitpicky stuff that are just >> [laughter] >> You're being You're basically being cornered into saying something. So don't fall for it. >> [laughter] >> But what what are like the three like most >> gotta have it gotta have it, or else no >> Not interested. >> Not interested whatsoever. >> The most thing I just look for is
5:54 devotion. >> That's a very That's a very nice >> you Like to you or to their to their thing? To their [laughter] thing? Oh, but you know there's people that are like really uh >> Devotion to what? >> Like to to to me. To me. >> [clears throat] >> So, worships you. That's one. What's two? Worships God. Has space for you for you to comfort you all the time. >> I feel like that's part of devotion, though. >> In their heart? >> [laughter] >> It should be, right? >> Yeah. >> Um I can I guess the next one would just be personal hygiene. Now that you've brought up all this >> Yeah, you never really thought about how important it was until this guy >> Important. Yeah. >> Um >> Cuz some people don't like the way >> Do you have like a what For your third one, pick something really superficial. Like tall. >> Yeah. >> Oh, yes, tall. I am tall. I am a tall girl, and not many people uh realize that, and >> Yeah. >> And I I'm sorry, short kings, but I
6:45 >> Really How How How tall are you? >> I'm 5'7". >> Yeah, cuz with the heels, yeah. You're pretty tall. >> my my Okay, I grew up with very tall men. My mom's brothers are all 6 ft. So, I already have a very askewed mind in my head that Asian guys are tall, but then I realized actually not that tall. >> [laughter] >> My mom's brothers are just tall. >> Well, some some parts of Asia got some really tall people. >> has to be the northern part, but not in Southern Calif- >> No, yeah. Orange County. >> Cuz when I went to northern China, I was shocked that everybody was like 6 ft. >> Yes. Yeah, I had to go to Shanghai to find somebody that tall. >> Is that where your genetic s- are from? >> No, no, no. I'm from the south. >> Oh. On your mom's side? Maybe they they migrated down. >> Maybe. Yeah. I might just be lucky. I just got the height, cuz I'm taller than my mom and my sister. >> 5'7" is tall for Asian girl, for sure.
7:36 >> Or do you like Korean guys? They're tall, too. >> Bro, I have the most toxic relationship with one Korean dude, so I'm never dating another Korean guy. >> You should have never said that. He's going to go in on it now. >> No, when she said that I already knew, so. >> It was It was It was before the Japanese guy. >> Oh, even before that. Okay. >> It was very toxic. >> he What did he do? >> The one that really like made me break up with him immediately is he spiked my drink. So. >> What the >> Yeah. Yes. >> The guy that you were in a relationship with spiked your drink? >> was trying to roofie you? >> I don't know what the reasoning was, but after that happened, it was just like >> Yeah, how do you come back from that? >> Did you confront him? >> No, I just left. I just left. I just moved out, took everything home, and I just like I can't I can't do this. >> Wow, that's good. Yeah. What did he spike it with? >> I don't know what it was. I really don't know what it was. I still don't know. But then, it was very sus cuz I remember it was like a house party and then my
8:27 friends told me he was just acting weird. He went upstairs, grabbed a drink, and gave me that drink. And after he gave me that drink, he told everybody TO GO HOME. >> WHAT the heck? This guy's evil. >> That's a weird >> It's just weird. >> Sounds like devotion, though. >> Told everybody go home. It was just >> devotion checks out. >> Or something. >> [laughter] >> It was just you. This is a devoted guy. >> That's true. But why have a party if you're going to just kick everyone out? You could have He could have just spiked your drink. >> It's such an elaborate thing to do. Bring everyone over, spike the drink. No, just make dinner at home, spike the drink. Well, not to not to give anyone ideas. >> have to spike it, though. Why did >> Well, I don't know what he was going to do. >> I don't know, dude. I don't know. It was just some weird ████ >> That's weird. Why spike it in the first place? >> Cuz he's weird. >> Well, maybe he needed to spike to actually say he finally loves you. >> [laughter] >> Well, sometimes you have to spike it cuz
9:17 they're not going to drink it voluntarily. >> [laughter] >> Yeah, that's the IDEA OF SPIKING. >> YOU GUYS ARE A LITTLE ████ >> I can't believe that That's That's the guy that you're with, though. That's like weird. >> There was a Okay, I am a very uh >> [sighs and gasps] >> I'm come like like when I'm in a relationship, I'm a complete ████ simp. So, there were so many red flags along the way that I really should have left him, but then I didn't and it is so it led up to this. So, yeah. >> What were some other red flags? >> Uh he stole my money. Uh >> What the hell? >> Yeah, I used to work at a waitress, so he would be stealing my tip money all the time. Oh, no. And then he And he he go he he would like do things that would like purposely try to make me jealous or something. Like he would go to the gym and then talk about girls at the gym. I'm like, "Okay." I don't know, just really weird guy. I don't know. Don't ask me. I was young. I was stupid, you
10:08 know, whatever. >> I If If If If my daughter told me that her boyfriend was doing things like that, I might beat his ass. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> That sounds really bad. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, that's true. You got to You got to protect You got to protect your kids out there. >> [laughter] >> You just never know what's happening. >> Yeah, you absolutely do should do that, yeah. >> [snorts and laughter] >> Is your dad violent? >> My dad, no. >> Okay. He never whooped you? >> Okay. So, at this point in time >> Other people. Oh. >> Yeah. At this point in time, I had a My me and my dad's relationship were shaky because I had dropped out of college and you know, as a Asian kid >> You don't be doctor? >> Right. So, it was like and then I moved in with this guy, right? So, I I was actually wasn't talking to my dad at this time. So, then when he spiked my drink, that's when I told my dad, "Hey, I need to come home." So, yeah, that's >> And then did he say like
11:00 Did Was he like what kind of alcohol was it or like >> He didn't really confront me about it. He just like let me be. >> Oh, he didn't tell you anything? Like he You told Did you tell him about the spike thing or you just say I need to go home? >> I don't remember the details, but whatever it was, my dad was just very understanding and I just >> That's so nice. >> Korean dude didn't chase you after and show up at your house and all that stuff? He just gave up when you like left? >> Yeah, I think he kind of knew. You know, like what's he going to do? Like he's Is he going to like be violent with my dad? >> He was probably like >> More for me. OH, YEAH. >> [laughter] >> HEY, YO. >> WAS THAT HOW HE WAS? >> [laughter] >> I just have orgies by myself. >> [laughter] >> He was a sick individual, so possibly. The devo- The The devotion makes sense cuz if you're a simp, you just want to be with a simp and you guys could simp
11:51 the hell out of each other and then that that that puts you guys on like a super simpy connected level. >> Yeah. >> You just need the simp energy matched. So, that's the number one. >> I see. >> But I feel like you got to be loaded down with like tons of propositions from people, right? You got to be like sifting through the inbox sometimes. >> But that's very superficial, no? With like like superficial >> how it starts. >> Or your Prince Charming could be in there somewhere, who knows? Probably not the guy you're saying, you know. >> She's not a fan dater. >> Fan dater? >> Right. >> Cuz there could be a lot. >> There could be. >> And that's how it starts as a conversation. Just skip the guy that goes like, "Hey, can I suck on my feet?" Whatever. >> What the hell? Skip that guy? >> Skip the dick pics. Skip the ones that are Skip the dick pics.
12:41 You got to skip the dick pics. They're not They're not looking for a relationship. >> skip them? Like if you already You'd have to look at them to know that they're >> No, no. Like don't message that guy back. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah. You Look at them to enjoy, but then don't message cuz they're not They're not there for a long Is that useful advice for you? >> That's not They're not there for love. >> So, if if Okay, so so this this this >> Let's just play. I'll say if I Let's say if I if I'm your dad, I'm going to give you advice. All right? When you're on social media, be careful, okay? When you see a dick pic, you can enjoy the veiny and the throbbing and the strong look, but don't respond because they don't They're not They don't look at you as marriage material, okay? >> They're not devoted as you say. They're not devoted as you would say. >> But you can enjoy the visuals, but delete it because they don't respect you. >> What was [laughter] that?
13:34 >> He's an illustrious speaker. >> Do you think I'd be a good dad? That's what I That's what I would say. >> Aren't you a dad? >> No, he's the dad. >> Okay. >> I think he'd be a good dad. >> You would be a good >> I'm going to say that to my daughter. If she's a If she's famous or not In In general, I think she girl All girls get dick pics. So, I'll be like enjoy, but don't respond. >> you're a traumatizer. Enjoy, but don't respond. Okay. >> And if if she if she gets with a Korean boy, um I'mma invite you guys over, and then um as soon as he go, "Hi, welcome." And then she's going to go to the bathroom, and I'm going to ████ choke him halfway till he's almost dead, and I'mma let go. I go, "I'll finish it if you ████ up." >> Okay. Yeah, it's good good parenting. >> Yeah, you guys hold him down. Cuz if he's bigger and he could beat me up, I might be pretty old by then. I need your help. >> [laughter]
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