0:00 [Music] And a bun meow. Did you get a bun me? No, I didn't get a bon me. What the heck, man? Wow. Ken, cool, man. Dude, there you go. Hey, why don't we why don't we make a JK handshake handshake or sign? But it's like really gay. Like, it's like what's up guy? You just you just you dab and then you kiss. Oh, but you you have to say you have to say just kiss. See, this is what happens when we get taken over by dancers. Just kissing. Just kissing. Steve, where the are you, man? We're being taken over right now. Just kissing
0:50 gay today, dude. Hell yeah. Super gay. Are there different flavors based off the color of the uh rubber band? The rainbow. Oh, yeah. Are these like is this spicy? What is What's the point of the colors? I doubt they're filing things with that kind of efficiency. That'd be pretty crazy though. Like wrong rubber band. We uh framed you guys, too. Hey, where's Nick? I thought Nick was here. Good. Yeah, I moved. I've been there for about a month now. Are you guys all in Vegas and just coming over here? I thought you got me. Like I mean I I was working like more towards the beginning of the year and then now it's just been chilling. So it's been around here. Speak up. Speak up. Yeah, we're we're we're recording
1:40 right now. Oh, I thought we waiting for um Yeah, we are recording. You're ████ recording. How long has it been now? Oh, 2 minutes already. No, 7 minutes. 7 minutes of nonsense. Thanks for pointing that out. Just kissing. Oh, he got me again, dude. He keeps getting kissing. Just kissing, man. I haven't had a bond me in a long time. Wait till Nick gets back. Do you have fun at BJ's yesterday? Yeah. I mean, the Pacers won, so we won money. It's pretty cool, man. seeing that video that you posted of Steve just being like a 6'3 guy in a tracksuit with a Hallebertton t-shirt standing up and yelling just like kids in the background like Yeah, I like the kids going whoa that guy's tall and crazy. Yeah, that was a fun night, man.
2:31 Freaking game was good. The ribe eyes were bomb. We had pizza. Yeah, dude. I haven't ate like that in a minute, man. That was That's right. Because you've been dieting a lot. But we had a ribeye steak. You've been cutting, dude. I had ████ hella wings. You had hella cars. Where'd you go? We had deep dish pizza and a pazooki. Yeah, you used to worry about pazooki. Wait, you worked there, too? When? In college? At the same server? Um, I worked at the um the takeout section. And also like we didn't overlap, right? Cuz I was a driver. There's drivers for I feel like maybe we did over that. Maybe we did. And we're not talking about Sakana Sushi. Yeah. Wait, the they did deliveries at from BJ's. Being a driver for BJ was the easiest job I've maybe ever held. What
3:22 do you do as a driver? You drive the food to the location. You're literally the takeout driver. So people call, but one, they um if they don't call within a 3 mile radius, you can turn them down. And then two, this is BJ's in Irvine. So, like the tips, there's a delivery fee and then people also tip, but you keep the delivery fee. What was the fee? What was the fee? Like double tip. Oh, that's pretty good. And then also, you weren't allowed to work more than 5 hours from a driving safety standpoint. Oh, wow. And then girls weren't allowed to drive, especially the night shifts and stuff like that. Oh, is this in Saudi Arabia? Yeah. Girls shouldn't drive, honestly. I'm just kidding. Girls can't drive. If you're a girl, you cannot drive. Honestly, you cannot drive. And then we would just come in and they don't want that many accidents. That's why the boss like we don't got that kind of
4:12 insurance. The the boss is like it's just the stats. Yeah. These are just statistics, not me. I got Adriana's Yeah. I remember you wearing like all black. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we did work at the same time. We did wear it at the same time. But you were friends back then, right? We lived together. No, we didn't. We weren't friends though. We just live together and then we see each other passing. I know what you mean with that guy. Trust me, it took years, man. You guys lived together and you didn't know you worked at BJ's together? Yeah. What? Friends, right? Until now? Until now? Until today? Wait, while you guys were living together? You didn't know you worked at BJ's or was it before? Look, apparently not. And college is is a crazy time, dude. You know, they probably forgot to quit. ████ just happens, man. Did you guys actually quit or just stop going? Quitting was fun, though. One day I was just like, "F███,
5:03 I don't want to do this ████ no more." You just quit. I was like, I'm quitting. That is that is gangster. Like the whole two weeks and write a note or anything. You just said, "Hey, I'm out." I was about to go to work and then I just decided to go to the office in the back instead and I just quit. How did you do it? How did you do it? Someday I'm going to be a big actor and you're all going to regret this. Yeah. Did you say that? I should have. I'm I'm going to Hollywood. I'm going to make something of myself. None of this BJ ████ And then we worked at another restaurant together like 2 years later. Okay. You went back a sushi restaurant, right? Yeah. Yeah. Sushi restaurant. Way cooler. Sushi. Um that was um that was an interesting place. Our time together was fun, but our boss was really weird.
5:55 Yeah, he was so weird. Why was he weird? Usually restaurant bosses are hit on you guys all the time. It's a It's a Koreanowned Korean guy sushi restaurant. Yeah. And I feel like you know what I can't Oh no. He had he had like a Napoleon complex like this like short. I was like oh man that's not good. But the thing is he was also like remember when he like that lady he was dating every time she was around he was like super nice and it was really weird. I don't remember that. That's a type move. That's cool. Changing the way he acts. I like guys like that. Suddenly he's like a nice dude and he's always serving her in the back or whatever. But then every time she's gone. Yeah. He becomes a huge dick. Absolute dick. I got into a physical altercation with him. Did you really? You fought this guy like like strangling. It was It was during Valentine's Day. You toss his little ass around or what? Yeah, man. Shove him
6:46 against the wall. Like his legs. His legs are off the ground. Oh god. Oh my god. He's going mad. You cannot hit me. He's going mad. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh no. Hey, did you ever have a boss or anybody in your life that actually did say the whole like you're never going to be nothing. You're always going to be here. You're always ch sushi and pizza. You know, like where they where you have that like actor stereotypical moment when No. I wish. I wish. So everyone just believed in you the whole way up. Damn. You're never going to make it. Nobody ever like tried to tell you that. Tell Tell them about the turtles. Oh yeah. ████ They So they had he had turtles in the front
7:36 of the restaurant. What the ████ You guys eat him. Damn. Ken. Damn. Chill out. What the Don't be so Vietnamese. Dude, when I heard turtles at a restaurant, I'm like, dude, that's food. He's Korean fool. He's not a Vietnamese. You shredder. We would go to the restaurant and we would see these turtles without their feet cuz like kids would come late at night and just like ████ mutilate them. Oh my god. Oh, they're outdoor turtles. They're outdoor turtles just like chilling. Cute little turtles. There's like a little like lake I mean a pond with like a little waterfall and stuff that is like outside of the restaurant. It's like a really beautiful almost like a koiish pond but for turtles. Yeah. Who's cutting turtle feet? Homeless people. It's ████ up, right? That's so ████ up. Definitely Shredder. Yeah. Oh man. Can his buddies going there cutting? No, it was turtles later. No, it wasn't. Dude, it's a TGRI
8:27 guy, the scientist. Yeah, he didn't want them. He was the hidden villain the whole time. He didn't want them to grow up to be fighters. And then so fight the life for you. People would show up in the A.M. shift and like usually it's like your job to like open up the the restaurant, maybe feed the turtles or whatever. And then like guys like Lawrence would show up and then there would just be like limbless or like headless turtles turtles walk in and you're like ████ these turtles. Where's the turtle power at dude? And but we didn't think we didn't think it was going to keep going. You know, you thought it was like a random act of hate. And I remember you told me another time you came in and somebody like crushed the shell in. You saw someone do it? No, I didn't see someone do it. You saw the bodies afterwards. Saw the bodies. So, like, who knows? What if
9:19 they attacked each other and no one actually did it and then there was like turtle against they cut they cut each other's limbs off and then crushed each other's skull in. They could bite it. They're dude, they got sharp beaks. They could rip off their their paws. Turtle paws. Hey, what's up? What up, baby? Paul Green today, Steve. Oh, hey. Congrats again. What a night. What a night. What a night. What a night. So riding high offers. Let's go. Ride high. Dude, you want to sit here? Choke. Choke. He wore the same. Oh, why you bring that up, dude? Why you bring that up, man? Same tracksuit. I'm not wearing the same tracksuit. Different shirt, dude. We're trying to We're trying to He has doubles of everything. He has doubles. I knew you'd like that. Steve, we're trying to find the culprit of this like mysterious crime
10:09 in front of a restaurant. A bunch of turtles mutilated. He has He knows a thing or two about mutilated. Legit. Wow. That wasn't on purpose. Tell them about your turtle massacre. Yeah. Yeah. Teenage kept biting the hooks. Have you ever heard a turtle scream? No, I have. I sure have. They sound like that. That's a quiet neighborhood for a turtle to scream, too. It's Dude, it's jarring. Yeah. But no, we were fishing, right? And my buddy's like, "Dude, to get catfish, what you got to do is you take bags of dog food and you throw it in the water in the morning and then at night we'll just fish off the dock." I'm like, "All right, this guy knows a lot about fishing. I guess we'll do that." And then we're trying to fish for catfish. And every time we pull up the hooks, it's a turtle and they're screaming and turtles screaming. There's like a little kid screaming. It's It hurts,
10:59 dude. It's very jarring. And is this your homie? The The guy who was chucking duck eggs. It's the same guy. cat. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe you should do animal stuff with him, bro. Yeah, probably not. He probably doesn't know what he's doing. Yeah. Yeah. Maybe not. I'm starting to I'm slowly realizing that cuz you guys have seen that video of like the turtle having sex. It's going That's what I mean. They scream. Yeah. But that's them in ex. They're just all vowels. I heard them mostly in agony. They're mostly in pain all the time. I don't think those screams are the same. No. The sex scream and the deaths. Oh, the death scream must be way worse. Dying outside of this guy's restaurant. We're we're hurting them with a fish hook and then we're putting them back in the water and you're catching the same one. That's like getting stabbed on the inside of your mouth. Like, yeah, you'll be all right. You'll survive. Just, you know, don't eat anything for a couple days. Yeah. But other than that, we had a fun night. You got to throw the turtle
11:50 far enough cuz you're going to keep catching the same dumbass. The same dumbass. Poor turtle. So, at their work when they were uh like back in college, somebody there was like a little turtle pond in the front of the restaurant and someone in the dead of the night was cutting the limbs and heads off of turtles. It was stepping on I remember you telling us that. Yeah. Hey, there's no cameras or nothing. Turtle cam. I mean, yeah, they should have they should have put up a camera, but they didn't. But yeah, I don't know. I don't think they we've ever figured it out. No, we just started bringing I would have worn a Ninja Turtle outfit and waited for the culprit and then ████ their ass up. But what if they ████ your ass up cuz they hate turtles real bad. And then you end up with no limb. I'm in my scenario. I win. Okay, got it. It's your plan. So you're going to win cuz I'm going to ambush them. They're not going to ████ me up.
12:40 They're going to be like, "Holy ████ a ninja turtle." Dude, what do they have guns? Crazy. What do they have Glocks? Oh ████ I got num chubs. There's two Glocks in the back. I met an Asian Ninja Turtle. You guys worked together those two times. That's it. Did you ever like have any other jobs in the same? I don't know. Maybe there's more jobs that we didn't know about. More jobs. Damn. We're probably like Eskimo brothers but through work. That's cool. We We always hired them together here. Why you laughing, Aris? You know, it's funny cuz yesterday Anthony asked me, he goes, "Do you think do you think Lawrence is Eskimo brothers with Aerys in any way?" And I said, "Definitely not." We got to get to the bottom. Put money on it. I said, "There's no way. There's no way. Maybe there's just some random person." Oh, yeah. You ████ a lot of
13:30 randoms out there. Random person. So, do you think the odds are that that person's a random person to both of you? Lawrence Scott's like Esimone Roule, dude. You don't know, man. He's all over the board. No, no. Like, you want to know sex? Like, welcome to the game, guys. No. Yeah, that's like I mean, his legend precedes him. I knew more about that before I met you. These are all false stories that people have created. No, when I met you, I was like, "Oh my god, it's you." I was living with you. I witnessed it. I would creep in the door and I'll jack off. Honestly, if this guy is saying it and he's to us the number one sex, that's a big deal. He's saying that he you him hearing that he's probably like this tadpole. That's what that's what he's saying right now. This little guy right here. He can even grow his legs.
14:21 That's cute. Got a big old long right now. Hey, no bits. No bits. Not even joking. Me and Eris can both attest to this that we just before we even met you, people just used to say Lawrence has game. Yeah. Yeah. I've heard that, too. That's the first thing. That's the first thing Anthony said about you. And that's like before I That's what our wife say about you. Yeah. Before I didn't know that, but what I did know, remember that? You remember that? People just were saying that to us like we didn't even ask. No. Um I never heard that part. But what I did hear his dick is huge. No, what I did hear is Lawrence doesn't wear underwear. I heard that too. Wait, why would you hear that? Yeah, these are all weird things. Like the I don't know how I feel about Look straight at the camera and deny the underwear one. Look, he doesn't wear underwear. Huh? You know, it's true though. I'm not wearing underwear right
15:11 now. Like it's just like it's like he just does his pants. Just pants. One more layer when he needs to take it off. Why? Why wear like two things? Isn't that like a funny thing? Chase already, you know? Yeah. Right. It's like not the underwear thing, but like the fact that like this was in college still. People were just like, "Oh, dude, you know who has game? Lord's cow." just like out of nowhere like they're just like, "Hey, yeah, yeah, let's talk about Lawrence." Well, cuz when you're when you're that age, that's all guys are talking about, bro. You're different, man. You're an anomaly. You used to shower with the door open and you used to ████ with the door open and then you would air dry without using a towel and put your jeans on with no underwear. That's confidence. That's just You can't teach that. That's just less laundry. That's just who you are inside. I'm not that guy anymore. I heard in high school they called Clo the door. I heard in high school they called you the fingerman. The finger in high school? Yeah. In high school. Is that true? No, not true. Boots on the
16:01 ground. Boots on the ground. False. False. Yeah. And that's that's a funny thing. There's very few people in life that like will have that. You guys all go to college together? No, but like in the in the dance community. I don't know why when that rap started, but just people were telling us he's a ladies man. Yeah. People would sit us down and go, you know what? You ain't ████ You ever heard of Lawrence Cow? Not legend in Lord. No, not that far. But then I just remember stalking your socials one day, like your Facebook or some ████ and I'm like, damn, he pulled some hot. I was like, "His girls are bomb." That's all right. That's a good compliment, I think. I'll take it. I'll take it. Hey yo, yeah, but that was his that was his real rep around like the actual like And if it's college and it's prefame, that's really that's skillful. Have you just been beatated up since that guy is though anymore? But you also don't wear underwear. So that's a different level of like sexy, you know?
16:53 He's like the confidence. I'll wear two layers. I'm too worried about pooping my pants. You guys feel Do you guys just feel like there's just so much like restriction with just like, you know, like a ████ are tiny unlike yours? Tiny ████ I got a little tiny ████ too. You know, he's chilling in there. Like just you just he just needs like to breathe a little bit. Yeah, I I um I only do it for Mine likes to be choked out, but I don't like jeans. You do it for sweats. Oh, you're thirst trapping. No. Uh I don't like it for jeans. I do it for sweats because when I sleep I like like loose the feeling of looseness. I don't like the tightness of the boxers. Do you guys sleep? Do you guys sleep with clothes on or do you guys sleep naked? I sleep naked in the nude. I sleep in dry. I stop sleeping in the nude. Why would you admit that knowing I know which window is to your bedroom? Cuz you know what though? I always have my bathrobe right there. Dude, hey, you guys sleep
17:44 in the nude. I sleep in the nude. All right, dude. It's good for you. It is. But open up your sheets one day. You're going to see a lot of ████ pee and pre stains. Oh, dude. That's why I stopped doing it. Oh, don't air me. I actually washed my sheets. I haven't had a wet dream before. I've never had a wet dream. That's why you got to get black sheets. It goes No, it's under your sheets. It's on the bed. No, Nina. Nina request. How much preupcome do you have? She requested require I at least wear like boxers because if like I fart in my sleep, she don't want like ████ fuse go straight into the Oh, that's good. Yeah. So, one layer. One layer. thinks on a molecular level. You know, I guarantee if you guys check your sheets, go under where your dick area is, there's going to be spots. Wait, so you don't wash your sheets regularly? Under the sheets? Yeah. Do you do you not? No. Oh, you're saying the the
18:35 mattress? Yeah, the mattress. That makes You're saying you drip so heavily that it goes through. He's drooing all night, dude. Brother, there's two reasons why. Leaky faucet, bro. There's there's two reason why. All right. One is there's a ride. Two. Two reason why. Two reason why. Okay. Tell us Chang. Let me tell you the reason. Okay. Let me tell you. Number one reason night boners pre drippity drips. Right. Number two reason. Late night peeing. And you just don't get up to pee. You just pee in your bed. Is that what you're telling us? I have pissed a bed before. Oh, you're single. You You kissed the bed on purpose. No, on accident. He's just standing there like, "No, I don't want to go to the bathroom." That's a whole hallway away.
19:25 But at Okay, after you pee in the middle of the night, like, how do you know if you really peed and squeezed everything out sometimes? What kind of geriatric ████ is that? There's some pee left and you Well, cuz dude, I wake up at 3:00 in the morning and I'm peeing and then I don't ████ shake and I'm still dripping and then I get back in the bed. Yeah. That's like when you when you're done. By the way, Hannah's like, "Oh, you could just stay stay ████ naked." And then I'm the one that's like, "No, I should wear these cuz I feel gross." So consider I'm the one that's clean. I see. Sounds like it. Yeah. I'm the one that's clean. Cuz then now I'm the one that's clean. Walter White. I'mma stain these bad boys. You and I. It is I. I'm going stain this. I wear underwear for your sake, woman. So, you have underwear on right now? Yeah, because
20:15 I'm with you guys. That's nice. It's a good boss. I'm not sleeping. Thank you for being a good boss. I'm sleep. I'm not sleeping. Just check my pants then normally just to see if there's all that crazy ████ I guarantee you. I guarantee you. Take a little whip. I'll take a little whip. That's what underwear is for. It's kind of nice. That's what underwear's for. Dude, it's 13 L and lie. Let me tell you the reason why. Let me tell you.
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