0:00 we were at Splash House one year and this like lovely man lovely man was like doing the most but like in a great way like in a nice way and there just was one point where I like turned to him and I said like you're melting right now I'm here for them I was like talk to me in a half hour I was like if you want to stay next to me that's fine I was like but I'm on mushrooms and you're melting right [Music] now welcome back to another uh highly exposing episode of careful boys today we are going to talk about out um if you've ever hooked up with somebody that normally you weren't attracted to but you did it anyway what was the factor that changed your mind she wants to go first alcohol alcohol for you I was on my first butt that's probably the most common like yeah yeah
0:51 what does alcohol do to just like loosens up what you're you're like why am I being so stubborn yeah what goes take us take through the motion either that or it's like alcohol and then sense of humor oh and it's like if he's funny and then if he's funny and I'm drunk it's over it's over yeah lady part just open yeah my eyesight's not that great anyway locked in um but your eyesight's suck take my contacts out was cool yeah you a better chance yeah what like what was that like was it like a guy that was like he was annoying at first has that ever happened oh no I would never do that with something it's annoying okay or boring but it was just a guy that conventionally you wouldn't find him attractive if he was just standing there and then you started talking to him he's just standing there and like Hey by
1:42 himself no I probably was talking to him for like a little bit at least but yeah I don't know it's happened multiple times for sure but so it's hard to like kind of fit it down has it ever happened where like uh there was a guy that was obviously hitting on you and he just wouldn't leave you alone and then you at the end you're just like fu okay whatever uh no no seen from third person I've seen that happen yeah this I remember this one guy we were at uh we're at day trip or something oh God and it was when I was sober for a year and so I mean California sober so I was smoking weed and California sober so I was just like smoking we taking a picture and this guy just kept following us around oh yeah go away stop it you're no like he's like so beautiful you look like you have spider
2:32 legs I was like why does that mean why do you say that to somebody spider I don't understand it's spider legs it's like great spider legs you're like I'll just have sex with you then fine I was like know I was like well right no so it's like it how did that that would not turn into a sexual thing because because see they're weird they're annoying I just can't do oh okay but I mean yeah Ryan's trying to hook up our fans right now and saying like you know when's a how how can you still have a chance even when you have no chance oh start hitting on her friend oh that's jealousy maybe I don't know could work try it try it just try it could work I can't have any of you guys tried that no but I think this question there's probably more chances
3:23 for women to get that cuz then it's like guys are the one it's like you get to choose it's like I guess I'll ████ you guys don't have that chance unless you're like super good looking the thing she just said about hitting on the friend to get I feel like a lot of guys play the number numbers game yeah yeah in Hook like okay no yeah exactly they just go to the next thing I guess I would yeah yeah exactly yeah yeah so that's never happened where the dude was just like so annoying yeah no it's like no I've SE it's crazy cuz i' SE what if they don't leave I've seen so many situations place so then you can leave I don't what if you get what if they like are like I want to see what your skin feels like from the inside like what the I like it I I do not want to have sex with are you talking about the situations where like like sometimes you
4:13 over here like girls talking they're just like just ████ suck his dick or just go I haven't heard that I've just I've just watched cuz like you know like at our parties you get to see the long game of like when a dude is like interested in someone and you just watch it the whole night especially me being sober all I it's like sport so I just like watch the progression of a girl being like get away stop and then like after a while like she wants to say something but he's the only one there to listen so they end up in in the corner just talking for a long time and she goes home with them later she's like oh ████ it work watching One my favorite yeah it just becomes a thing where like yeah after some alcohol and after like so much attention and so much like you know Devotion to being in proximity of each other it just happens and no other candidates probably yeah and like you spend too long talking to this guy that everybody's kind of like oh you're probably something then and you're like oh my phone's dead I need toide girls
5:03 have a goal cuz I feel like when you're like early 20s or mid 20s even I feel like goal dudes have a goal like if we're going to go out everyone in the car is trying to smash if they're going to Vegas they're all trying to smash they were like if if everyone could smash by the end of the night it's a win for everybody do girls do that or they just like we just want to have a good time I mean we we've yeah we've definitely done where we're like all right who's going to make out with who like who's going to make out with someone but like that's like our end goal we our girl group is very good about being like all right we're going to go out and like ████ everything else like you want to go off and like have like a trail for a second like that's fine but just come back later like I don't know I think we're pretty we're pretty good about like if we go off yeah we don't plan on it each other yeah like guys will have a mission that's the mission yeah yeah the mission is we're going to meet a group of girls and whatever whatever yeah if they can
5:53 get numbers really good it's real dork ████ if they could have sex that night that's like wining the lottery cuz we're not going there to have conversations amongst ourselves yeah and have a good time amongst ourselves cuz guys I think going to the club right or going out that to me is like why do you have to you if you're with if you're going to have boy time just be in some sweats and play video games in the living room why dress up right put that work yeah for each other and spend that money you're trying to get some numbers or hopefully oh yeah cuz we got to spend money the girls they they don't really and see I'm the worst if we're out if we're at a club or something like I'm the total opposite like I will have my sunglasses on my hat on and I don't want to talk to anyone I just want to dance my face off so like if you came to talk to me to hit on me like bro I'm here for the DJ for his songs I have NOA W so you're really just trying to dance yeah
6:44 I was we were at Splash House one year and this like lovely man lovely man was like doing the most but like in a great way like in a nice way and there just was one point where I like turned to him and I said like you're melting right now I'm here for them I like talk to me in a half hour I was like if you want to stay next to me that's fine I was like but I'm on mushrooms and you're melting right now so I can't speak anything and he's like oh I was like so if you want to Vibe with me in the pool I was like that's great I was like but I don't know what you're talking about and he he like chilled and like hung out and I was like sorry I'm here for like I paid for like the music of that I was like if I want to have small talk with you like get at me after but literally I have the biggest ████ you written all over my face when I did you ever have the situation where the guy like after you said no thanks was like yeah well you're a ████ dirty ████ anyway oh yeah yeah for sure don't you love that is that it's actually I do I like smile and
7:35 I'm like okay and then I go back to like ████ head always like you get really creative with your responses though my favorite is that like I usually I'm like well you look like you have fetal alcohol syndrome or something like just like super specific it's really indic to him yeah if I was if I was that guy I would be like yeah well I was gay anyway that is good anyways you're lost you're lost like if you were gay you would have better than I know what I was thinking I forgot I'm gay and I just walk away now I'm gay that's pretty that's pretty good that is good I'm going to have to use that I like you going to use that as a married guy I don't ever have to use that but yeah he's just out with a baby I'm gay what was your what was your story of a person that like initially you did not find attractive but then something came around only in that moment and then it was over and you like never went back
8:27 kind of deal oh like like I did like I did do the or I did yeah you did it yeah you went through with it but then you were like that is only ever going to happen in that world and never again kind of thing those were were College days before Oh really uhuh Aaron oh maybe like recently to no you're wrong you're lying to yourself that I didn't do that all of them how many years of college did for sure do that recently probably recently oh that you had we both we both have oh I'm like yeah let me just get this over with oh so you weren't actually like that attracted it was just like a thing to do yeah it was just like you know why not like we're already playing like Smash Brothers we why don't we smash as well guys out there are like there's a chance that's pretty good Smash and pass by like real life yeah was it was it your idea or his idea like what did you it was probably Mutual it was probably like you know we right here like after
9:18 school activity why not oh that's pretty cool oh and I'm thinking about God what were you thinking about agent something to say years ago the a few years ago I hooked up with this guy that is just not active what made you want to do it and he just gets she gives me the look like I should know what did he look like describe him first oh yeah let me guess why would you do it with him describe I he just keeps looking older like like like by like he ages drastically every like couple months wait no and so and so I hooked up with him oh wait I did too oh God so I hooked up with him a couple like a few years ago and then I told her and I was like and he lived by us he lived by
10:10 us when we were living together and then I moved out and aon's like oh my God like what she's like I did it I I was like what I hooked up what was his trick what did he do how did such an ugly guy get sced he's there yeah he was there it was convenient guys be there but and care and care you could be ugly as ████ he was he was so giving and like all he very giving maybe he cracked the code maybe he goes you know what but never again yeah no it didn't happen again what do you mean by giving like he was just all about you yeah you know like but not simpy no and like the best way like he listen he put his arm on like when you were speaking like it was just very much and you're like all right okay then why why is it never again then because then like that face like when like you know when like the next day you're like did I
11:01 really just do I just see okay this is what I this is what I get from what you're saying every couple months it he made you feel comfortable so you tried but then physically you're disgusted of what you did Santa Claus Sant Claus not like it was disgusting like Santa Claus like a like he looked very bad when you hooked WEA very fast Santa Claus though he just like keeps looking progressively older weathered he does look like a a 40 something Gandalf and he's like our age and back then he was probably in his 20s sound like his hair just kept getting longer and grayer like I'm like the big on because it's just like months and his hair is just like this and no like again the nicest man it just
11:51 wasn't you know after we did it it was like all right cool he's very he very boring too though that was the thing he was really nice but it's just he's a good candidate for this exact prompt what does he say when he was about to come be like what do you want for Christmas oh ho ho I think I I dipped before that happened oh did yeah I was like all right I'm actually you di stopped halfway I got to go yeah you just were just like I can't but was he like was he like sexually satisfying though as a human I don't I feel like or for that moment for that moment wasn't bad I feel like it was let's go that's TI okay something different thought about him you brought it up I know because you lyed to yourself yeah maybe I forgot about him too and I just kind of block repress
12:41 memories maybe you maybe you've been doing it more I don't know Aon damn dude this guy man I can't believe he what did he I'm so curious I feel bad he's really she's like got the egles something you I would always just like try to avoid him she would call me and be on the phone like I'm like okay and just like run and when we I moved out like but he was an actual friendly guy yes because it was like supposed to be like a one time thing cuz I feel like I would have this reaction If I Kissed a dude what the ████ Jesus what's going on here her reaction was like do you think about kissing dudes often I think we have to when we're here I want I don't want to but if I have to I have to that's how I I have to what so this dude was he trying to have
13:33 more than that he was being too much too yeah no I don't know I don't know he's a g i I don't want to think about that he is erand now oh my God could you could you go it was my it was my co time okay it was it was convenient you were right there you can't blame everything on COA you were trying to get his booster effects without getting the shot boost what would you say could could you be like oh my rent shot I'm shot on rent he was not our landlord oh my God imagine with Gary no you said my rent is short he's like but my dick is already judges me whenever like I come home he already Jud your landlord sees you bringing dudes God I'll walk our I'll like walk our
14:23 little nugget like our dog right like a little like if I have explain Gary though okay so Gary is an amazing like building manager he is he makes you feel safe because he's very aware but he's also very aware always yeah you be like oh I mean I know you work late like you were up late last night and I'm like oh was I did really cuz someone came over at 4:00 in the morning and you heard that that's weird like it's just it's just little stuff like that that he's like the uncle that like turn your vibrator down yeah he's like oh so someone someone came in the door last night and want to make sure everything was okay it was really loud and I was like yeah I know I was with them 2 O in the morning like this giant white man who has these big glasses and like walks like this with a you hear his shorts swishing I don't really mind it yeah that's cool
15:13 like after like so many years now it's been nice like when we first moved in it felt very like invasive but now like being like the girls like before my like guy roommate moved in like it was just J and like another girl so like it was kind of nice cuz if we left or like anything like was wrong like you knew that you could go to Gary so you're saying you're saying Gary and the guy you hooked up with are almost like twins kind of it's probably like his son or his brother maybe like they do have the same I don't think Gary's had sex before though I don't want to think about he collects trains though and Aaron saw them right you saw his train collection is so dope you guys like who Gary's or the guy who had sex with both they share inheritance he's so mean dude she so hey if that guy could do it a there's a chance for everybody guys trains collecting trains AO run a train
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