0:00 thank you [Music] Nigerian officials have seized thousands of blank fouls teddy bears that's wholesome no because there's something inside chalkboard erasers no Nigerian huh thousands of princes Nigerian prince oh ████ Kayla's the cocaine kilos of cocaine no no thousands no drugs I'm out of ideas eggs thousands of spells n95 masks an independent DVD movies thousands of donkey penises what they close it's like the catalytic converter of Africa I try to go down there I'ma just take
0:52 this off now someone took my doggy's dick yes wait I gotta go to work uh so sacks of donkey male genitals were C's at the international airport in Lagos which is Nigeria's largest city try to help bigger penises or stronger surgery are they selling it to Chinese for medicine yeah herbal medicine yeah so there's an investigation that has been launched to find out more information about these items um these are meant these these kinds of donkey genitals uh are rare they are donkey skins which are the sacks right the ball sacks yeah the the sack of the generals they are known to frequently be exported or smuggled out of the country and in July the customs of Nigeria seized 116 000 worth of donkey skins
1:44 being smuggled into the country from 90 which is right by them they're trying to curb the export of donkey skins which has drastically diminished the country's population of the work animals particularly in the North and Nigerian senators in 2021 proposed to ban the killing of donkeys and the export of their skins this is becoming a big problem because they're killing other donkeys yeah just before the skin what is so the application what do you use skin graft I'm telling you it's Chinese medicine they're used for Chinese medicines yeah no way that's the main thing they're using this right they're they're mainly exported to China and the Skins are then um processed or used in popular traditional medicine for some old dude to get a boner I bet you I know dude you are what you eat you know as a donkey dick as a kid um my mom didn't really believe in uh Western medicine so whenever I got sick
2:35 or if anything happened the first place we go is Eastern medicine and you go to one of those herb shops right where there's ████ like 6 000 drawers yeah and then like this is the way they like diagnose you you got your hand on her ████ pad thing like oh your liver man not good they just they just feel like oh your kidney I'm pretty sure that's my heart but yeah you know they ████ you they do all this whole diagnosis and then they go and they start pulling out drawers and then so as a kid I would get like this my medication would be like this uh butcher paper full of like wasps ████ dried ants with these ████ berries and ████ and I'm like you know you're a kid just like what the ████ is this I have to eat this at the scale the scale is so uh yeah it's not like it's like the balance you don't go like this and it's like oh it's pretty accurate it's like the guy
3:26 is holding it himself and he's going like this and you see that thing like this and before he even like stabilizes it okay good yeah and then after he makes like like I don't know like a batch of seven then he eyeballs it and he goes fake ass witch right there yeah to take this one it puts it over there I'm like pretty sure it all uneven it and I go home and Mom gotta Brew it and drink it dude did it work though did she get better did she I don't even think I was sick to begin with did you guys ever make make yard soup the ████ is that so when I was in Virginia as a kid we had like all these creeks and ████ in our backyards and stuff that sounds awesome me and my neighbors would would like dig to a certain point and then next to like one of those beds and you could always get like a little bit of water coming up yeah yeah and we start filling it with little berries and ████ like little grass and we're talking about how it's soup or something yeah yeah but like that's what this ████ sounds it sounds no different than that
4:16 that's exactly what it is dude it's intuitive I feel like as humans like you just go out and you just want to make potions and ████ you know so but it's just weird how no matter what we tell the world but like hey guys like drinking Tiger Blood doesn't do anything like congrats it's like doesn't stop people from wanting because people say ████ like you are what you eat yeah yeah you want to be a tiger tiger blood yeah and there's one of these herb shops in every single Asian City around the universe yeah and they're always in business well I think it's because is the placebo effect if you think it works and it actually helps you and then if they really do get cured because of placebo they really believe in it yeah so it if it works for them that's probably why it's still been around for thousands of years you know why do people buy farting jars who buys parts of jars people actually buy farts a jars bark why do you think
5:06 Spencer's still in business it's a joke dude bro they get that chick I'm on wrath and she's like I'm ripping ass to the jars today and then she sends them out she ████ says about 80 bucks a pop or something whoa dude millionaires off of these shoes now you know fans are opening that ████ and just going like they're just getting ready to jack off yes oh it's like she ████ just just blurted in my face yeah I bet you could trap a fart in a in a mason jar you know yeah totally can I think Bart should do that you should sell your farts because Bart's farts we've talked about birds farts many times I mean he'll never ████ do it because he's not a real business man he's not gonna do it I don't eat a whole can of beans and I'll ████ just load them up dude when I was a kid my dad used to take me to this Chi doctor because he I couldn't breathe out my nose for my whole life and it was this guy that my dad made
5:57 friends with and he was like a very successful cheat doctor like he would do like 20 minutes for people like Qigong type yeah he would just feel you up he would just just do this bro he would charge they stay like two inches away they're like this yeah he would charge like like 120 bucks for like 20 minutes bro what the ████ and he would have people coming to him all day like he had all like all kinds of a-listers that would come see him like people really believed in the ████ it probably works yeah nah probably so I would go and I was like probably like eight and I was like dude every Saturday morning my dad would always take me because he was homies with the guy so he would take me before his uh all the rest of his clients so it'd be like 7am on a Saturday morning you know we can't even watch your cartoon you can't watch no cartoons bro and I ████ all the time even when I was like eight I was like this ████ don't work bro like I don't want to do this I got a deviate it yeah bro like I
6:47 can't breathe like it's not helping and like to his credit he would just stay over me and just do this and it would be crazy because you feel tingly you do feel it you I don't know what it is energy but I think I think it's like when people do that and you start getting tickled exactly yeah it's a predictive sense exactly or it could just be his body heat because he has warm-ass hands yeah that's still energy too it's just a slow version of when someone does this and you go like that but it doesn't fix my nose being able to breathe I used to go for like two three years probably actually longer and you could have suffocated in there I just was like dude I would just sit on his ████ lazy boy chair so you didn't believe that yeah you didn't believe me yeah that's what I was gonna say you didn't believe you didn't allow the Placebo to take a place but I'm also eight years old if you point negative Nick back then I was a team boy you didn't know how to tap into your Chi yet
7:38 bro you know [Laughter] lay over the table my mom is taking this place to have bloody nose right that runny nose as a kid in my ████ back skin cracked so this back skin so she's taking this doctor why she goes like this ah okay ████ right so you she would just pull the skin off it goes grabs my backseat kicks it right she tries to pull the skin off of your spine and you would actually wait and you would hear pops and ████ you know what my nose just cleared up and it hurts it hurts like ████ and I was like and I was like what the ████ and then I would do that all the time and I'm like I'm crying I don't want to go there because I know it's so painful and later on I just found out I have like seasonal allergies this is all it took I don't need my ████ back skin crap
8:28 what if that g that Chi doctor saved your life like what if your dad was going to him saying I think I'm gonna throw away this kid man he's can't ████ breathe he's just no good and he's like let me work on him yeah yeah the placebo worked on my back that's what it was yeah dude that's crazy but either way I'm still here today so I think I'm healthy I think I'm good have you done it have you done any Eastern medicine ████ uh yeah all the time when I was younger they did the cupping thing yeah yeah yeah they should they do that ████ that's Eastern uh acupunctures Easter but there's actual application to that yeah not all Eastern medicine is probably like but the elephant tusk in your ass doesn't do anything yeah yeah I don't know but they haven't researched that enough yeah he's willing to tie it and everything the gas station no headache no head no headache anymore massive erections I do believe in energy work
9:20 though because that ████ is even though it is in your head it's like well what if you can somehow control it to get your head Placebo is real that's just the place because ultimately like ultimately it's it's your mind that heals it not whatever just your active invading the dumbness the chakras yeah yeah but like what kind of energy work do you like to do um I don't I don't do energy work myself no but like when you go get work done to you when I get I've never had it done to me I've seen it though so so my friend does energy work and uh he works on people's like back problems and stuff and there would be this like 60 year old guy that's had chronic back pain right and he would just straight up go up to him and like work on his back while he's like under medicine because he you know there's like people that do like plant medicine and then they they work on people right what's plant medicine like herbal there's like Ayahuasca there's
10:11 like rape there's like that the answer to everything dude like he turns off his brain and kind of just lets his hands do the work and then and he just always goes under the trousers yeah but like my question is I'm not I'm not trying to like ████ on anything I'm just trying to like Curious like I'm I'm curious I don't know what what that means when you say like body work like what is he doing so he what he tells me okay this is how he explains it to me so when he's under medicine like obviously you're in an altered state of consciousness so he doesn't like oh your back is in pain he's like my childhood ████ oh my mom was so mean to me he's like yeah hold up can I get can I get a large pizza yeah hang on
11:04 but anyway like the point the point is for him is for him to like connect to his self right and whatever right and so he uses that to kind of feel out like what's going on with that guy's back so that's his superpower he takes whatever he needs to become a doctor or whatever it's not a doctor like that like he's he's like he's like he's sober for this ████ I can't ████ think the way he explains it is there is built up energy in this guy's back and he's trying to find those spots like without the guy telling him anything right and that he just does some work and moves it around and then next thing you know the guy's like dude it's gone like his chronic back pain gone he's like the guy put a place on my back lighter and lighter and lighter and lighter and then it was gone no but it's not the first time that's happened because like I he's he's worked on other people too same thing like he does he just shuts off his brain and lets his
11:54 hand do the work I love that business model that's crazy it just can't be faulted it's crazy because you can't explain how it works but to them it works so it's like explain are you tired you're tired oh okay here's coffee okay are you sleepy okay hold on he sleeps on the guy's back and he's like oh I feel great I love that ████ man [Music]
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