0:00 thank you [Music] welcome back to another episode of careful boys where today we have Jason Channing with us okay thank you guys so much is there anything you particularly yourself would like to talk about it did sound like a setup huh I think James is like what the ████ are you trying to do there's no shut up but if if not then we can go for something that the fans uh recommended okay let's do that in that case uh fans in our Discord which if you're part of the Discord you get to ask questions and we will answer them so join the Discord by joining patreon join the patreon uh the fans
0:52 would like to know are you making it up no I'm not okay how would you dispose of a body if you had to do it oh dude oh go ahead Jason okay I would cut the fingers wow um three of them on each hand because five of them is a lot and then I will cut um I I would take the head because it's really heavy and then I would uh torso I
1:45 would do it in uh four pieces yeah and then I'll freeze them okay yeah yeah thank you and then I air tight airtight freeze four pieces in the thing and then leg ah so two pieces like a crab yeah huh like a piece I go ah yeah break them it's got stronger it probably won't break but a couple times what are you going to do with all that I want to tell you something impressed so I'm gonna take uh I will go to uh Hermosa beach oh yeah and then I have six and I have six fingers and that feeds them to the seagulls yeah they'll eat it they'll take it to the house or whatever the thing is they'll scatter it yeah they'll scatter it okay and then I take
2:35 one piece of the Torso I put in a backpack and then I go on the ferry to Catalina Island and I go oops we just bought it and they go what is that I go oh my my bread yeah but then but one of the person will be like but what is that an alcohol I don't know it was a heavy bread yeah I didn't use that machines this time yeah fermented sour and um and then I maybe cook some oh yeah I was just copying Japanese did some good work no that's not good work but but then I'll take those and maybe I dispose it in the trash can just in the trash yeah because you you can't I I'm just too tired I don't want to take it on the ferry all the time yeah so I just expensive the fairy tick it's
3:26 expensive and then uh so I put one there and um I put one I put one I'll go to my friend's house and I go Hey where's your garbage can foreign 's place okay how come just throw it into because I feel like people will probably be like oh she would never have uh but my place is too clean though that's what I'm saying apparent that there's something in there no no it's just like a finger but you know oh okay it would make sense at her place if you drop a dead body over her face no no not
4:17 a dead body just like a thigh you take out your trash no yeah my place is like spotless spotless now so you take it out that day now are you telling her that you're doing it or are you not telling her and just hoping that she no I'm gonna tell her and then what would you say I'll go hey Colleen I just I was like yeah sure no problem come on over wow good you know no no you chose right no but I go but I go um I have this like really big piece of pork meat because I cook it and then I go um so you season it with everything how would you cook it and I would say I'm sorry my My Religion doesn't allow pork in my house you know Pork yeah I'm just kidding is lamb [Laughter]
5:25 but you think that will work I think that will work I think you're off to okay I'll be careful yeah I think that's it okay start stop picking up the phone I'm not available your plan sucks what happens to the Head ultimately the head I I have to freeze it and then uh think about it for a couple days [Laughter] I would do it maybe maybe um how would you freeze it would you freeze it where if you open the freezer it's staring at you still every day oh no no no no no no I put it behind the ice cream [Laughter] ice cream I've been staying there for years yeah just in case people open all right now you have to think about this you have to get your Alibi straight yeah so which one of us are you going to use to help
6:16 build your Alibi so that we say oh he was with me the whole time this is what I'm gonna do I'm gonna be like hey guys can I please come to do JK news and then after we do JK news I'll be like hey guys can you guys please help me everybody pitch in a little bit brainstorm some ideas a little bit a writer's room but one camera on One camera on just so I could review the tape yeah yeah yeah in case you forget cause you're not going to write it down some good ideas yeah why would you write it down yeah because it's evidence evidence so for instance we could do a thing where on the day of the murder yeah we could say no we were at JK filming right guys we were filming a video about how he would hide a body is that me pitching in a little bit if we say yes what is
7:07 that me pitching in a little bit if I say yes yeah of course okay is the thing yeah who's the person you're gonna kill if you got a pick um one of us is the body no no not not us not us is there someone that you would want to murder yeah like a competing comedian or something that gets in your way yeah um Irani Chang or something because he's killing it dude we got to get rid of kill Bobby Lee Bobby Lee okay no I'm just kidding because he was here uh who who would I kill I don't know I don't I don't I don't want to kill anybody okay not even Peng um kill maybe like uh like a like Katie to Tara maybe kill the guy that uh was in
7:59 Starbucks and then he was reading the menu too long yeah yeah because it's like know your order yeah yeah the line's long you have 15 minutes to figure out and he's a potato so we yeah so he's got to go all right let's say out of all of us in this scenario somebody betrayed you and ratted you out who do you think did it um I what who's most likely I think Colleen I mean I don't know who Colleen is no but after that response no who's Colleen you trusted her Colleen sorry oh that's me what do you think happened there why would she be the one I think Colleen did it too yeah I think she's for sure Colleen would clean water
9:00 do you think you have a lot of Justice in your heart yeah checks out yes but I wouldn't take her for disloyal to the friends oh oh no but because she's friends with you thank you okay yeah the guilt and then okay also um would you kill somebody huh I'm kidding I'm sorry do I strike you as a person who has a lot of Justice in my heart but would kill somebody I don't know I just asked two different questions so then to let things die down a little bit where do you hide I hide um at the best place ever my own apartment [Laughter] why is that the best place ever no but
9:50 why do you assume that they're gonna come and ask the thing why do you assume that they're gonna come ask me maybe because the time would I get caught though Starbucks had a nest cam or ████ let's say the last scene the last time scene of this guy was at Starbucks and it was him looking at the menu and then it was you behind him going ████ yeah and that's why they are they're they're your number one suspect number one suspect and then and then hey you know I'm just running down this list of suspects and I just need to know because you're the cops I just need to make sure that uh you know everything's on the up and up yeah this could probably have nothing to do with you but where were you on the day that this guy was murdered I killed the guy
10:44 yourself to be a rat I'm sorry I apologize I've been wanting to tell somebody for so long for six hours [Laughter] six hours of my life okay okay do it again [Laughter] somebody he goes to a random person at the store and he goes I just killed somebody and they go what he goes nothing I just had to tell somebody I have to say it oh I feel so much better that was awesome so much better I go I say it and I go that's so nice
11:35 but for me thank you for listening I think the body is really really tough yeah what is that is that difficult but isn't that the best way ████ body holy ████ but how would you how would you do it how would you do the thing Ryan's good let's start with Joe okay me yeah because I feel like you thought about it the most geez depends on where the killing happened okay it happened here in the office in this office oh we have plenty of time is there is there blood stain yeah it's right there yeah there's blood stain oh okay so you got to get rid of body and carpet yeah yeah so rip out the carpet uh uh throw the body in a trunk and then well that's good because can is really
12:25 light it's nominated yeah yeah and where does the body go from there there's a lot of nature or all around La is that where you would go but no but then they're gonna smell it the dogs the dogs yeah they're nice dogs the police dogs yeah or the hiking dogs ocean you can go but I mean if you didn't want I mean the easiest thing to do which is probably the most disgusting is you're gonna have to eat something no chop it all up and throw it and flush it down a toilet it is the most disgusting I don't know if you can because just the bone is so
13:16 hard like I feel like people say chop it up but like have you seen how cows are should I say three fingers they need after the three figures he's like I'm exhausted that was so hard get through bone like it's so messy you need some DeWalt stuff I don't know like you have to cut through all that the easiest thing is just to like load it up drive somewhere pretty far dump it and then be gone and then but then if you dump it they're gonna find the whole thing how they all find it most of the time they all they all find it but yeah most of the time sometimes there's deserts here there's oceans there's I don't know really well I mean if I could cut through like I guess I will cut it that'd be the smart that would be the best but that means we're
14:07 gonna have to get a lot of tools like by yourself and if you have do you have unlimited time you're just gonna be sitting here sawing away every day when you're like I'm so tired you go to Burger King and you eat your lunch break you come back you saw again yeah you know power tools Home Depot yeah so then all of your neighbors can hear you going fine that's that's one of the common mistakes all over the place too the smell to over a period of time yeah worse okay I don't want to break it back you're like an emergent blender and just try to turn it into grassy but I mean you're like trying to flush it well they're like this big I just bought one like one use but after a certain part with the immersion blender like you're like this is not cutting anything and then once you hit that sweet spot it cuts right through you're like oh sweet what you said
14:57 Breaking Bad to the bad version so you're talking about chemically melting it down I think yeah but that's the problem is buying the chemicals yeah but it smells who knows that's the heart because everything's not like you have a paper trail now yeah there's a paper trail those are controlled substances too right acids at that level but you can pay cash no that's why it is good to have some cash actually you might be able to like yeah Ling long Trading Company or something I think that's your preferred method though no I think that was just one way to get around the whole like chopping up the the body because that would be like difficult I think you would have to it's either you chop it up you have to chop it up I think if you want to clean getaway yeah and you gotta chop it up and then you get some pigs dude you find some pigs starve the Pig I mean we do have a lot of knives and stuff here so you don't have to go to Home Depot that's true but
15:47 that will take so long though that exactly but then you shouldn't have killed the guy but you killed the guy so you have to do it you have to you have to take the time yep if you want to get away with it then you have to chop up a body oh why chop up the body like that's all I'm saying like wrap them up bag but if you had like a like a high a high resource like you had a A Private Pilot who had his own plane you're able to drive it to that and then take the plane with the body and then dump it in like a ████ like jungle or something and then just in a different country international waters yeah some yeah and then I you have to be like well connected with resources to be able to like find a way to hide it not if you have pigs yeah let's go back so you go to Farmer John and then just be like hey hey I got some pig food for
16:38 you what if you get a boat and you do the same thing but with like maybe you throw some Chum in the water you go to some areas where you might find some sharks or something you throw some Chum in the water but then people's gonna be like whoa what is that big piece the hardest part about getting it but why you so nosy man even though the boat and the plane are totally amazing the hard part is between here and the boat in the plane especially the driving there's so many ways that people go I remember that guy with the ears he was pulling a big ass suitcase I think I'll never forget a guy when he was like that yeah we have to go in nature so like if it happened here and it was me I would probably get a wrap like first wrap them up in like some tarp or plastic bags so it's not leaking yeah and then I'll Open this gate and then back my truck in and then load them in while the truck is
17:29 while the bottom while my truck is inside the office so no one ever sees me carry anything anywhere then I'll probably go somewhere hella far and then uh dig probably like a a hole that's big enough to um fit all these desks and then I'll put them in there and then I'll light it on fire so that if there's a big fire the fire is below the ground so you don't see a giant um what is it called Smoke yeah and like bonfire they end up being camping equipment so just and then what's left of the bones probably have to use a sledgehammer to powderize it and then from there figure out how to get rid of that or mix it with concrete it's like a two-day thing you have to you have to dude you have to yeah oh okay concrete yeah currently it makes it concrete and then like ████ pave them somewhere
18:24 there's a school I bring them back here and now that wall is covered in new tiles but the behind the tile is the person so it's like an extra 10 inches [Laughter] you always pick can size because like think about how much easier it would be to move his body but what if can't the can cement only covers half of the wall dude I got an easy I gotta wait either way all right you open up that couch you put the body in yeah and then you say free couch on offer
19:21 it's not just ████ free pick it up today no questions asked yeah yeah did they take the couch goodbye alert there's a body in there there's a body in here how to get in there I just got this couch from somebody else the other day and that's what you say you blame it on somebody else if we post this video do we get flagged for talking about a dead body no it's Jason Chinese this should be fine right yeah I think it's okay if you that's a really good idea Bart it's so good it sounds like you've done it before yeah private property is a great place to hide a body but as long as that site is not where people are going to come looking for them yeah sure yeah but people was going to be like why is Bart doing cement all the time just
20:11 one time yeah oh he's a brick player now that's why before the murder you have to be seen doing cements yeah yeah yeah yeah they do it as usual thing it's a side gig it's a side hustle get the powder bake them into cookies and stuff and oh God in South Dakota why bring it back I mean you're in the desert just bury it you're done yeah yeah what if you make homies with with the at the uh incinerator I mean the but there's more witnesses yeah you'd have that have to be a pre-existing plug you could blackmail you dude yeah how deep do you have to dig the hole in the desert or the the um Forest so it's a burn you yeah I'd probably just like four to six feet oh that's not them that's it huh okay I mean digging a hole like that by yourself it takes a while it takes a while yeah I think how long do you think the the part that's
21:02 like dangerous though is um you don't know who sees you going in there you're like oh that's a hard part green truck driving or that blue tire marks and ████ yeah he's digging a whole half a day you got to be careful and burning I would say get that couch take it to the harbor go on a fishing trip okay but who's taking the couch with you because you're not gonna move the couch alone ask on offer up after this who wants to help me move the couch yeah put the couch on the boat do some fishing and then when you catch a tuna oh I got a tuna and then you kick the couch over oh no oh I got a daughter
21:57 wear a couch over there an Irish Japanese guys a really good fisherman you actually hope Ken and then he comes up he's like what the ████ ████ foreign [Music]
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