0:00 thank you [Music] didn't you want to ask me why I was Japanese welcome back to another amazing episode of the careful boys we are currently off the Record and we have Jason Cheney back in the building given the people what they want man I'm a big fan of you what happened last time when bar had all the ████ military school stories and then you're like I don't know what you're talking about I never said that yeah you did I never said I don't know why like I don't remember I don't remember anything and then ████ at home you ████ texted me all day look at all these pictures dude this guy was a ████ stud dude this is my brother starts texting me I'm not a this will start texting all kinds of pictures I didn't say I wanted to it didn't have enough time we had 20 minutes bro I got ████ talking about seats for this ████ pleading the fifth we're trying not to
0:51 sing he doesn't have your name were you just not as comfortable with this group yet can I tell you can I tell you guys something no what there's too many questions at once and I can't answer all the time answer quick one answer for all the questions okay when it um I didn't have enough time okay I have so much to say okay okay this is here's why you're back and I quote this is what you're texting me Bart I just watched the new episode with you talking about a a which is Army Navy Academy I know you're super busy with multiple stuff but can we please find time to share any experiences [Laughter] it'll be fun wait and then this is what I wrote I wrote that's what I was trying to say on camera last time yeah but you were saying some stuff I didn't want to be like hey this is my stuff I want to hear you you're the guest I want to hear your stuff we should spend time arguing
1:42 instead of telling the stories and I said because AMA is a crazy place with a lot of insane stuff goes down there and you said all this ████ all the ████ you said was some real ████ it was it was for sure like prison LOL just no grapes I think no grape you say without the G without the G huh you can't say the other word grapes without the G is no Ray pegs Apes yes yeah you're right but did you feel did he send me pictures too look at them did you feel left wow did you feel like he didn't really back you up in this where you were like man I'm telling stories and he's all I don't know did he make you feel like a monster well it's because like it's what you sounded like the military so one 99 of people you know don't ever go to a
2:35 boarding school that's true true well my brother went to a boarding school yeah like most people live with 50 of the people you know go to boys what are the lower ones most people live with their parents right in America it's very normal it's actually not normal to like in junior high you don't live with their parents anymore that's really weird that's true and then you go to a military boarding school it is not even that much smaller oh that's small and then you go two random Asians that didn't know each other that end up going to a military school that are on YouTube now it's ████ crazy I was like dude the experiences are insane and uh she's trying to connect with me I tell people a lot of the ████ sounds made up but this guy's been there so I'm trying to get him to like corroborate your stories I'm like you you were at the Raper Nan King as me why are we you know why why
3:25 are you going why are you doing eyebrows why are you going no I wasn't there I was in Shanghai I know I was I was there what see what are you trying to say now huh what I was trying to say the right thing okay now you have time tell us your story Jason no but why this is so much pressure now I just thought he would share some stuff and I go yeah that's the thing so last time okay and then I say I say cheers you're gonna go through each one of them and explain yourself can we okay let's let's put those pictures up so the fans can see while we're talking about this yeah okay okay I just want to also explain this to people because I didn't know how the you know Vibe is and I
4:15 didn't know what you want to go with we don't give a ████ okay I didn't know this can't you tell we aggressively do not care okay yeah we care that you care too much yeah if it wasn't for the algorithm I'll say even crazier ████ dude nothing matters anymore what's an algorithm oh ████ the Algos we just don't want the the Bot police to take down this video this by the way is like the most passionate Bart's been in a video in like three months he's usually asleep he's about to turn the camera off he woke up for you dude yeah pretty much if you could just be real that's not so nice you totally have time I really be real to do what go through the picture I was gonna do it right now but the part but the phone is off now because Anthony was ████ being my Pro
5:07 office doing a lot of passing the blame and not taking accountability all right you go go now Anthony you be quiet all right all right so this explain yourself okay so this picture is when I um first went in and I cutie dude and I was accepting my sentence how old are you I think this is 13 or 14. dang dude did everyone have to shave their head yeah in the first day were you even there I forgot yeah I haven't been there yeah on the first day you're not even cooperating your story what's up you're supposed to go yeah that's true I remember thank you I remember everybody he arrived with a shave head already honestly probably I think wait did you learn a bit they're like you got to grow it a little bit more so honestly I kind
5:57 of forgot wait did you not have pictures I do oh I didn't bring them okay okay that would have been cool that's why I'm like I don't know if if I should say my stuff because bro talk more about your stories okay and then I found rats in a soup one time at the mess hall the first week rats in the soup one rats one one rat one rat yep he's also your grammar police in addition I just want to confirm the story it's been solo we've been so excited about you coming back yeah man one raps it was red rat and then inside there's more Rats on the inside so one rats ████ it's a ████ ratsu it's a pregnant rat yeah okay so just to kind of give you guys like a visual the mess hall is kind of like a HomeTown
6:47 Buffet where you walk in it was it the same way when you went there where all the food when you walk in it's all on the left oh they'll be left yeah so you just take whatever yeah this is thing that would do with the HomeTown Buffet so in in the lunch time they'll go ready for some burgers and then they'll have they'll announce it they'll ring the bell and everything guys ready for some burgers [Laughter] that sounds like the school's a Dream It's a fat man scoop went there yeah I don't know what you guys are complaining about all the time okay nobody say that I just I'm just trying to preface what's going on that's the best though okay so there's no DJ you got it got it no DJ yeah one rat snuggy someone goes you got a 20 Bill
7:37 put your hands up [Music] so that lady comes out ready for some burgers right and then they'll put the patties and the the bread right make your own Burger you but you say it you go can I have a burger you know no lettuce you know what I lied you you get your own Burger okay cool all right yeah so let's go on to the more important part of the story okay that's my truth watermelon keep derailing Jason is my point oh yeah oh I want to know the watermelon no no no you don't want to know
8:27 for lunch there's burgers and then as a as a person who just got in you're not supposed to drink uh soft drinks I don't you only can have water right like you have to earn your right yeah you have to earn oh yeah I forgot holy ████ what's that crisis so it has soda available but you had you can yeah it's like HomeTown Buffet right like you go like yeah but you can't drink it unless like if the ████ instructor sees that ████ you're in trouble like like what the ████ that coke in your cup yeah wow yeah yeah but it's diet but they teach you the hard way nobody says it until you do it the wrong way yeah exactly nobody's like you can't handle good I see yeah and then um but then this is what they would do is that I night time they go is everybody ready for meatballs pasta okay
9:17 no no because of the thing is they it's it's the meat from the lunch time and then you know so it is like that and then the next day they go is anybody ready for meatball soup and then the night time they go is anybody for ready for um Burger La Pasta for the burgers ground beef leftover yeah yeah for sure it is it's for the pasta and then the next next it's a soup they recycle as long as they could but where are the rats coming up so okay so about five minutes has passed is this the most exciting thing you've got I'm just wondering no and then the rat came when did you find the rats in the fuzzles not it wasn't my soup it was my friend's soup they go it was like oh what is this and I'm like oh no it's
10:08 just a chicken noodle soup and then uh he poked it and the head slid out like this on the bowl it was like this hello I was like ew dude and then I keep drinking my soup even though it's from the same bat yeah yeah yeah holy ████ yeah I remember this was and and we would like break into um the mess hall at night time because it was an Excursion like oh damn you guys broke in yeah like what do you what should we do at night like a genius and then we're broken and then alarm because I was just starving dude so like when you live here every every room you have a roommate right and then you have like a Foot Locker you could keep some of your ████ if you got nice parents they might send you some snacks instant noodles everyone has a water boiler in the Foot Locker so they're trying to like make food at night because they don't give enough food yeah and uh the
10:58 the Rowdy ones would be like well let's ████ skip campus and there's a 7-Eleven down the street and then you would have to try to like somehow finesse yourself some regular clothes so you don't have a screaming military uniform in the middle of the city so you have to like blend in right even though you have a military haircut they all knew though they probably knew yeah they probably see a bunch of like shape had kids come in they just oh ████ these guys ditch school again yeah so it's hard to like really assimilate for some reason never crossed my mind to just break into the mess hall which is where all the food is stored you're busy breaking faces no you know what the bullying was for real though which bowling huh huh wait wait wait you put at me like I bullied you yeah man why'd you do this to me wait wait you you broke into the mess hall and the alarm went off yeah so we all broke into the um thank you Joe for getting us back on track and then I'm gonna tell you
11:48 something the um we saw rats in the mess hall and the Rats was this big and they were eating like yeah I think it was a possum it was like a like a a farm rat and then I was we were so scared and then we ran out and with the alarm and then the ████ rat was like what are you doing here yeah what are you doing go away you know it's our turn to eat now did you get any of the food and you could bring any cookies back no would you we were so nervous and we just you know what I mean and then we just uh ████ around in the thing and then that's how hungry you guys were but it was an Excursion no it wasn't a hunger thing it was just like for fun yeah what should we do you guys didn't get in trouble we did some bullets we're doing it for fun and we didn't know we wouldn't bring
12:39 that backed in here how did you get caught when the alarm went off you ran back then we ran back they knew they I think they had um yeah cameras Oh wow and everything they knew like cigarettes or and they I remember they had parades do you remember they have parades yeah like we had to do that people hated that I said you know he's only talking about the darkness of his history you're talking about a lot of fun never mentioned parades parades okay but because I was gonna say I wasn't a dude that bullying thing and then he and then you came back with the mess also yeah what's the bullying I want to say one more thing about the parade thing because I remember people hated it so much am I running the time I'm sorry no no why would you guys do parades because they wanted they had to Pride of the town and they would do it like how often you guys did Pride parades so there's like a drill team like I see military
13:30 price so you guys who do the March for the parade would you be in the parade for the pride parade we all did so what did you have to do in the parade I was in band one time and don't get mad at me don't yell at me because I don't know what the ████ the parade is right well the way you asked the question was a little aggressive yeah yeah you're right you're right hello so what would you do in the parade which is March you're just marching you're just ████ walking down the street yeah but you have to stand there in the sun marching the Sun for like the whole day and we hate it everybody hated it but people hated it so much that they're just people who the only way you get out of the parade is that if you were hurt and I remember a guy will hold on to a bench and then have somebody break their arm so that they don't have to go to them that's how much they didn't want to do this but I would not do this just for the parade and this guy with
14:21 the broom would try to hit his arm as hard as possible so many times and he's just like and then I remember and then he didn't have to go but then he had a cast on for like a whole for like a whole whole week because but because we're really bored so like that ████ so that school is like mini jail right like in jail people are down to stuff cell phones and guns and they're ████ right and this is something that's like 43. yeah at this school you have a lot of jail like Tendencies because it's still the same mechanisms of thinking but even uh less inhibitions because you're ████ kids oh okay so when your kids trying to do kid ████ with zero adult supervision but you still have the same amount of creativity you have like ████ like that wow yeah it's like it's he's like I'd rather break my arm than to March in the parade with a ████ Flag doing this ████ just like the guy
15:11 that's doubt more down to stuff a gun up his ass rather than like be at home and be a father to his kid yeah yeah what uh um what kind of do you have to play an instrument like a band so in the beginning I really wanted to do um being a drill team because everybody was so cool like with the rifles the rifles the rifles oh because and they're like the back they're like so cool and yeah I wanted to be that because if you get like a chord or whatever you have to get jumped to get the cord and I was like I want to get jumped because I feel like that was like an honor is the chord the thing that goes yeah the red one so they they it was it a part of the school like they'll beat your ass the principles just get your ass congratulations Jason we knew you could do it well yeah with this the uh platoon Sergeant or the the
16:02 platoon leader who's ████ 15 years old a reasonable leader was yeah would you know but um but I really wanted that and and it was nice to get I I would it's really nice to get punched because well because I gotta finish when I'm finished because you I feel like oh he likes me like my father okay I'm worth it it was worth it it was worth it got it he honestly like my father book of approval yeah yeah did you get it deep and fun yeah at the same time just one time oh you have a picture show that picture oh yeah picture picture there's there was one that shows the Accord that you got right or no oh no I didn't get a chord I just I never got one just got put it shorter or the part of the game
16:52 boxer Brigade oh no way that's him being the drill team barbell brief game so you got into drill team though yeah I did get in yeah oh yeah you don't look as cool when you don't have a cord so so when you marched in a parade when you marched in a parade you did the gun yeah I did it and you spin it and stuff yeah what did you do that before you got the gun did you do or you just ████ marched everyone everybody gets it's a toy gun everybody yeah everybody gets it so when you do the March everyone gets the the barrels like filled with cement or whatever steel so you can't oh shoot it's a heavy gun it's not really heavy but it's just filled it's it's uh wait we're almost out of time what about the bullies out of commission the bullet um there's so many things with the bully thing is I think that's a separate one huh what do you think hey let it let it roll let it run over and let it run over you know no not bad I wanted to run it over we could
17:43 just walk over here I'm like this is Juicy stuff we need a whole another 20 minutes oh yeah right here the bully stuff stop pointing at me dude he just he pointed at you so I wanna no he wants to meet corroborate I want him to authentically be inspired by his past we both got bullied at the same time what's going on you know what no you didn't what what grade did you get in though what grade was so this is uh this is why I had to spend five years in high school to get it why do you have to do some people have to to get a masters you went five years too maybe because then at this school you can't come in as a senior because you have so much military tradition you can't just come in as a senior you have to come in and relearn it oh so you're supposed to be a senior I know so when I left keppel I left keppel as a Jew bro that's why you beating people up bro you're the senior
18:34 seniors beat everybody up bro I was supposed I came in as an eighth grade the scum of the sky no soda allowed so I was a seniors get to drink sodas immediately supposed to be a senior but I couldn't be a senior yeah so you're a junior so it was my second junior year dude that's the baddest of the best dude like this guy's ████ crazy ████ and he's strong and he's strong bro you get respect immediately you know what's crazy this is how many delinquents are at this school it's actually very normal to find seniors that are 19 and 20 years old yeah that's very true probably ████ dude that's how ████ up you got like 13 year olds with ████ 20 years like 21 Jump Street military if you look at the yearbook everybody looks 35. like you came in when you were 13 years old
19:26 yeah how old were you when you came in probably 16 or 17. yeah but then it's like you if you go back to the the yearbook they look so much older like I look at my I'm like man this guy is like yeah 20 to 13 is is a whole ████ decade it's crazy yeah everybody seniors will beat everybody up are you kidding me I remember this I remember this junior this dude um his name is just two is uh Bart and a Bart and Burke and board I like board the guys that beat you up they weren't Asian though right they're black oh you guys stop I gotta stop and say it like that because so this is this is a look in the left but I love they're really nice people now though because this is the similarity between that place in jail where everyone's clicked up by race yeah and so ever so there's
20:17 gangs in there too so there's like white gangs black gangs Asian Games whatever so everyone that's clicked up um you really protect their own okay you know what I mean so all the fights I had with people yeah were all non-asians and it probably started with them ████ with one of my youngsters and then I hear about it and then so I have to go regulate but I'll hear from you Hispanic black or whatever I'm like what the ████ so you backed him up so he was your youngster more than likely yeah if we were there at the same time that would be really nice you got Pierre respects all right that's it um that would be really nice I would have loved that that if you're like going to buy the opportunity if you had your own Bart because if I have my own bar that would be really nice because the thing is when I was there the Taiwanese group trying to win these Chinese group they weren't
21:07 really strong when I was there there weren't like it was always the Korean because he already graduated he already graduated but the Koreans and the Chinese all hung out too that we did but the Koreans and the Japanese was the strongest the the best fighter in this school the best was the Japanese guy everybody scared was scared of him because he like did like a flying headlock dude what is that no with his foot yeah karate or something what the ████ and then he would be is it like this this is the stuff Legends are made of dude we gotta find this and people like did you see that ████ and everybody was everybody was scared of them the legend Man flying headlock
21:59 like rat soup that's the name of the movie dude his experience was vastly different from your experience no no but sounds like he lived a lot I got like the people were bully did this what they would do I remember my roommates he would sit on my face and then he will slap me like this for like what's he win 15 minutes wait if he's sitting on your face what's he slapping like my chest that sounds like some white boy ████ was he white no he was like but is he punking in for reals or is he showing you like love no that time Dad specific was talking to me for real but it wasn't like what did you do and then there's another time because what did you do that I was just like stop he was my roommate he was a junior I was
22:51 in eighth grade he was like my platoon Sergeant oh okay but there was love after though he showed me like 50 Cent you know and I was like he said I know he said in your face but check this out Get Rich or Die try it all right this is the best album ever dude that's the part that's scary like the person you're you're ruined with yeah technically like you're silly almost would be like they could have their way with you the whole the whole ████ night if they wanted to yeah exactly but then he didn't scream or cry her no not that because I was always like the goofy one that people were like okay he's a goofy ████ I always try to make him laugh what do you mean by ████ huh what damn that's crazy man but um but yeah but after the Koreans I I was really sad because people would keep on
23:41 bullying me and they would keep showing you 50 Cent every time a new artist afterwards yeah that's how he learns about hip-hop in general you can ████ this kid just show him some hip-hop then he'll be happy here's Fat Joe they're just running out of all right here's some independent dude we're running out bro he has a big hip-hop Library hahaha I did but um but after I had to so the Koreans they're really strong too and then they will go like man because they're really strong and people respected them and I go man I I would want to be strong too and then I go to the gym and then I remember this guy his name is Teja he would um he's like the
24:32 strongest Korean guy and then he would tell us to go he'll be like hey I will teach you guys how to fight and then we will wear gloves and he would just beat us up and I go yeah man this is good it's Classic this is good that's exactly the ████ but then the thing is he like but it was like four of us it would just get beat up by these two Koreans and then we'll go Yep this is nice because then we're learning how to fight dude why do they always do dude they always do that why you think Koreans are number one Asian no but because no no because at that at that time when my experience because nobody stood up for other Asians and only they stood up before uh KP baby if that was me I think Koreans are number one as well at the time at that school obviously not
25:23 anymore you don't think what happened to Japanese uh what happened and they just take care of themselves nobody they don't care about they don't care about anybody and then also yeah that's what I'm saying don't give a ████ about they just come and punch people and you know and it's not my cake people and we're just trying to kick people or just take it and then we go ha ha ha good times like that it's like it's imagine a place like if we're walking in a hallway I could just come and just push Nick like off a balcony and literally nothing's gonna happen ran by kids it's round by kids or some adults a lot of the fly ████ there's this wand remember the senior lawn yeah
26:13 yeah there's this grass patch area that nobody could step on it and if you step on it you get punched and then seniors will push people into the line and go look at that and then people would just ████ them up wow yeah yeah yeah and then the urge to want to pass that on is so high for those people if it happened to you because it happened to them I see I couldn't wait to be a senior so you bullied other people I couldn't wait but and then I left that 10th grade oh you did oh you never got your chance so you only went through the ████ years yeah damn and I couldn't wait to do but then when I was in 10th Grade I didn't want to do stuff today eighth grade you wanted to be a good example no oh but I just was busy like ████ off instead of like smoke stuck over that cigarettes and uh drink a little bit and um have a good time yeah you got
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