0:00 The more serious it is the funnier. Cuz if we're really into But you can't laugh. But you can't laugh. That's a good point. It's funnier when you're serious. It's fun. >> It is funnier if it's You can't laugh though. During the moment, it's like just candles everywhere and then Candlelight Remix from heaven by DJ Sammy is playing. [Music] Previously on JustKiddingNews. That's like a Netflix series. Holy ████ it's getting really good. >> Recap. Do a recap. Previously on JustKiddingNews, Anthony said in a previous video about who we which Asian we would like to bring into our relationships Which Asian? Anthony said specifically I couldn't wait to call on Bart. I would pick Bart. Dude. First of all, If anyone, I'D ████ BART. And then Bart said, "Me?"
0:51 Absolutely. And now wait. Wait. Wait. Wow. WOW. WOW. OKAY. OKAY. TWO SIDES OF THIS COIN. First got First is really easy. Bart just has the greatest physique. I want to touch him. I'm coming out in 2026. He's way hotter than you. You're like a slab of ████ lard, okay? Shut up, ████ [Laughter] Second, when you really think about it, But the best thing about about Joe is when he's in the room with you, it's like it's like he's it's like he's Nick taking on a combat person. He just gets on his He just like gets on his back like that. He's like ready to get his butt hole eaten out. Second of all, all right, if I'm going to have a threesome, me, Nina, and one of you ████ right? Yeah. Obviously can't do Ryan. They might be cousins already. That's true. Obviously can't do Steve. He's going to rip her in half. He's going to rip me in half. His
1:41 dick's too big? Absolutely. want you both. Yeah, he's rip He's ripping me in half. I've been waiting for this day. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. I want it. Prove it. You smell good. All right. I do smell good. And the judge is probably just bad. I'm probably the best ████ here. I'm the best ████ here. So sick. >> He'll probably make you laugh in the middle of it, too. And he smells weird. What do you mean? What does he smell like? >> Yeah, so you know, it's easy. Reminds me of Bart showers like four times a day. He goes to sleep early. Everything He showers between emails. There's no There's no ████ random spontaneity. Joe might bring a sword into the mix mixer like blow a panther horn or something just change things up. Yeah, true. I can see Joe naked on a piano serenading her before they ████ DOING WEIRD. WE don't need weird, you know? The second I would take Ryan.
2:31 >> I think Joe's got Nina, right? And he's like doing his thing. And then he pulls out a piccolo. He's like More like Nina's got Joe doing a thing with a strap on, right? It's easy. Yeah, so okay. What's the What's the real topic? Why Why do we Why Bart? It's why Bart. Yeah, Bart's easy. I think it's the easiest choice. I really explained that actually very well. Second is Ryan though, for sure. Yeah. So wait. You said no Ryan. Yeah, but no, second would be Ryan. If I couldn't choose Bart, I'm the next choice. Yeah, absolutely. Because imagine this. You ████ bust, right? Just You come all over the place, right? Everybody's coming. Everybody's coming all over the place and and then you're while you're cleaning up and he just starts playing some like cleanup jazz. Wow. >> Cleanup jazz. Imagine the cuddling music with Ryan. >> Yeah, that'd be cool. Come on. You're
3:22 the most romantic of us, I think. Not during sex though. Yeah, but after sex, how romantic is that? Pretty romantic, actually. Are you one of those guys that if I grabbed your dick, would you grab him back? I'm not Jason Cheny. Real. That's a good that Answer it. That's a Jason Cheny move. ████ prove it. No. Whoa. I'm scared. See? Bart Bart talks about grabbing dicks a lot. Only here and there. Well, yeah, would you reciprocate? Like every like step of the way? I'm I'm a ████ for camera. You turn the cameras off, I'll probably run away. Would you be willing to stream all over his face? Hey, nice. And tits. Thank you. No. You know why? Cuz I respect her privacy. Next question. What if she had a motorcycle helmet on? What if she had a motorcycle helmet on?
4:12 Didn't you hear that, you ████ idiot? >> I thought you said might have morphed from Power Ranger. What? What if she had a motorcycle on? >> What if you don't What if no one knows who it is and then you have a chance to make lots of money? But they know who he is. They know They can They can see They can see both him and you, too. Imagine they just see three of these tattoos. Two guys, three tattoos. >> I don't think I don't think the girls are going to let us have sex with them. It's going to be easier to ████ comedically than seriously. Why? You don't think so? Not with you guys. >> Might catch eyes and then So he's just seriously with us. So you think it's easier to ████ seriously than comedically? Cuz my dick can't get hard if it's comedic. Fair. I think that's true. I'll be like Put a price tag Put a price tag on it though and I guarantee Like a Viagra, right? So we're hard no matter what.
5:02 Yeah. Isn't it easier to like It's easier for us to 69 and be funny about it than to 69 enjoy it? Yeah, but then I wouldn't want to laugh with your dick in my mouth because it's going to make you feel too good. I'd rather laugh. I'd rather hear us laughing with dicks in our mouths than to be moaning with dicks in our mouths. Yeah, right. This episode is brought to you by the RP Diet Coach app. Remember when I lost over 30 lb and got ripped for a bodybuilding show? This is the exact app I used. You can adjust your macros your way, shift your calories from day to day, between meals, and get instant guidance when your plans change. You tell it what goals you want and then it gives you the plan to follow. It's super easy to use and it's built by my
5:52 buddies over at RP. Jared from RP was my diet coach for my bodybuilding show where I won double first place, so you know that it works. To get our special subscriber pricing, go to rpstrength.com/rpskinnytie. That's rpstrength.com/rpskinnytie. Link in the description below. Funnier the more serious we are. But what if Mr. Beast paid you guys a million dollars Come on. Okay, to to not have funny sex. Has to be real real serious. >> Like for real serious? The more serious it is the funnier. Cuz if we're really into >> But you can't laugh. But you can't laugh. That's a good point. It's funnier when you're serious. It's fun. >> It is funnier if it's You can't laugh though. During the moment, it's like
6:42 just candles everywhere and then Candlelight Remix from heaven by DJ Sammy is playing. I just think it's funny to mention you guys 69ing, but he's the one being carried. By the way, I like how this I like how this is about pounding on each other's wives and we're mostly talking about blowing each other. Well, yeah, that's that's how you get there. part of the foreplay. You You can't You can't just skip the chapter three. You need a vehicle to get to this. >> And we're talking about the most difficult part. Yeah, yeah. Which is what? Which is How are we going to handle each other if we're in the room? We know what we're going to do with our chicks. Yeah, with our chicks, we know what we're going to do. We do it already. So you're in the room. It's you. It's Bart. It's Nikki. He's looking at her. You're looking at her. She's looking at both of you like this, right? Where are you going to start? >> sucking Bart's dick, apparently.
7:32 Like in this room, that's apparently what's going on. Cuz how do we handle each other? It's a 69 for us. You got to let her know that you guys are vulnerable and then she'll accept the moment. You already know what she's going to do. Like we already know that, I guess. No. How are you going to keep Nikki from laughing? I know. I uh Cuz the minute any one of us laugh, we lose Mr. Beast. >> Yeah, Mr. Beast is watching. Mr. Beast is watching? And he He does a There's a red circle outside of our bedroom, so we can't leave. Can't leave early. Damn. And you can't even turn and laugh cuz there's cameras everywhere. Every angle. We have a even GoPro on the forehead. Yeah. Wow. Not only do you lose money, but then we become gay. Yeah, Mr. Beast is You become gay? Mr. Beast pays you 10 million After you 69, you become gay?
8:22 No, I mean in cuz you're just like, "Hey, you laughed in between, but too bad. You have your best friend's dick in your mouth." So you're already gay. So he makes you register as gay. Cuz you lose the money, now you're just having sex. Yep. And you're trying to finish. >> Yeah, versus like it was a job. >> Yeah, if he goes, "That's it." I'm going to keep going. But But you know how You ever watch Mr. Beast, right? I honestly have never seen a single video. What if he's like What if he's like, "Hey, look. I know you lost out on the million dollars, but I'll give you 2 million if you become gay for a year." Oh, cool. >> Oh, he gives you another chance. A year? >> Yeah, a year. >> A year. >> What the ████ does that mean? So he He basically buys out an entire gay bar in West Hollywood and he does a red circle around it, so you have to stay in there and and be gay. 365 gay gay gay.
9:12 You have to come out to the public officially and you can't say you it was just for the money for a year. I can't do that. I can't get butt ████ for You got to tell Taika, too. You What if you could ████ butts for a year? You don't have to be the butt. You could be top. You could be top. Okay, how about How about How about How about How about you don't have to be like penetrated, but you have to work at a gay bar and be the go-go dancer and get sexually harassed. You in the cage. And then you got to be romantically gay. Because there's gay people that don't have sex, but they're gay. Yeah. For a million dollars? Yeah, what if this worked? So you're up in the cage and you're go-go dancing and ████ like shirtless and pantsless, basically. And guys are putting enough money in your thong to add to a million dollars after a year. So the longer you're up there, the more money you get? That's it. And Mr. Beast is watching.
10:02 So, you can't leave. But, it's exponential, too. The first few months, you're only getting like 100, 100,000, blah, blah. It's in the last November, December, that's where you get like 800,000. >> They start putting bricks in there, dude. Yeah, so you got to put the whole 12 months. At the end of the year, it's going to be a million. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. >> do it. [Laughter] We're going to be like, "Hey, where's Bart?" "Ah, couldn't make it. He's at the go-go gay bar." >> What time is it? Oh, yeah, it's 6:30 p.m. Can't dance. >> all happened, I'd do it. Cuz in Florida, I'd take like 130 grand off of weight. I don't want to end up with like 800 800,000. >> That's true. It's good math. I think you make more here in tips. But, then this this bar is also at like the truck stop weigh station, so people are really rough with you. It's a big cage, right? They're very handsy. They're very handsy, and then the owner doesn't care. He just wants money. >> a big cage? It's a small cage, cuz they The bars are all the way far, like 6 ft apart.
10:53 >> They need to be able to touch you a lot. It's like that ████ It's like have you seen Road House, the the bar in the beginning of Road House? Yeah, yeah, yeah. With a chicken fence. Oh, yeah. So specific. It might be worth it, honestly. Go ahead, Joe. Who you having a threesome with here, huh? Who you having a threesome with here? And immediately, you got to suck dick. What? You got to get the other guy hard first. You're grossed out now at this point? Mhm, you guys are gay, dude. I don't want to do nothing. >> It's a It's a prompt. All right, what if we're not gay, though? Even worse. So, then Okay. Cuz gay guys are clean. Okay, what about the best version of super clean, not gay? Huh? Super clean, not gay. Go ahead. Who's the super Bart's probably the cleanest mother >> Yeah, Bart's the cleanest, for sure. >> He uses baby wipes and ████ Yeah. But, he's He might have a intimidating dick. You might have the smallest, cutest one.
11:43 So, I might I might suck on his, cuz it's more of a clitoris. Come on, man.
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