0:00 [Music] all right gonna pull the next article here oh what's that whoa is that a daily double daily doubt it's the jk news article of the i'll day big booties for 500. it's not that so a husband has been slammed for upgrading to business class on a flight and leaving his wife in economy it's a compliment he's saying babe you're so skinny you're already in business class interesting that was very good oh no sir no this guy this absolute ████ savage he's on a flight within savage no not randy savage okay his friends his wife are headed to japan from the united states for a month-long vacation because they
0:50 got a quarantine there for like a couple weeks oh ████ so he books the flights right and they initially thought that they were gonna be sitting next to each other but then he realized he has the option to upgrade his seat to business because he has miles and so he does that and after revealing his plans his wife was not too happy about the situation because she wanted them to sit together during the 12-hour long flight but they sit together every day you're going through it together bro it's not looking good for this woman you're going through it together maybe she would quit nagging him all the time am i right you wouldn't want to go eight he wouldn't want to get away from her that's been argued by the way or maybe he farts a lot like me and he doesn't want to ruin her ride oh he's very considerate and he's like you know what let me get out of the same cabin because she's going to be even be able to smell it if i move seats so bad that they can't survive in the ████ wind tunnel that is an airplane
1:42 i don't know ask geo she says it smells bad even on a plane though because i know it smells bad i've smelled your farts before i'm talking about one time we're flying somewhere and then she fell asleep with her head on my lap and then so i was like oh she's not gonna hear anything i just kept bloody letting him rip and then she woke up when she woke up she said what the ████ does this smell like ████ in here and all the ████ i don't know i've been smelling the same thing i have to tell her like three days later because i felt bad what did she do when she got a match she made a fuss of it of course she made it so ████ predictable were you just sweating every time up until that time you told her were you just worried i know it's nothing you know but he was just a wreck for those three days this is also the guy that like had food poisoning on their like second date shad all over her walls or whatever right so you shell over her walls and scrapes it off the tile with his fingernail
2:35 i told her what happened right away but he had to wait three days for the fart because after you guys get together there's a different side that comes out i'm trying to maintain you don't need to tell somebody that you just had a blowout in the shower though some things you could just protect and keep i think you could have kept both of those to yourself yeah but bart says full transparency he really means it as long as it's a three-day window though you know i am a fan of that so this man what do you guys think right you're on a flight 12 hours this guy's a piece of ████ yeah yeah this guy's a dick but now we're going to defend him i want to know their dynamic though to see if there's anything just no he mocks or he says that she's just jealous and since she refused this guy sucks bro are they children in a playground he's just jealous he says i'm not gonna miss my opportunity to sit in business class in my eyes it's just a 12 hour flight doesn't matter if i sit next to my wife
3:26 or not who cares he's like i never did a 12 hour flight in a business class before at the same time she chose him getting weird yeah you know it's her fault because she chose them no i mean like like not that it's her fault that's good bart not that it's her fault but i missed you yesterday i know what you mean i know what you mean he probably does this ████ all the time in different ways and you're still married i know i know she's wack right date one on date one this guy was a ████ douche and you ignored it date two you ignored it she had known on day one when they asked you to marry her girl you already know man like that yeah so at the same time you chose him you know she should have known on day one when he took you to a restaurant he got the best ████ steak everything and he got you the bread that was free and he didn't let you order anything else and he got the rib eye yeah he got the kobe beef and then you're like i want the lobster roll he's like wait wait
4:16 wait wait you want that for you don't want the lava just get the get the caesar salad i'll get that it's jelly roll or something oh it's like on the day it's like hey you said it can you sit at the kitty table i'm gonna go sit at this one we're both eating why do we need to be together a 12-hour flight is a ████ kind of a nightmare yeah it's horrible so you know if it was like a two-hour flight it's like why wouldn't you want your wife what i don't understand is did he not have enough points for the both of you no he did not is he just like oh my god here's the thing i could upgrade this aren't you supposed to give it to the wife yeah isn't it the whole ████ thing which is why you don't give it to your wife you just both sit in economy yes yes yes and then and then one day because you both had to send the economy and fly both ways now you got more points now use the points for just yourself secretly wow when she's not around because sometimes you might travel without her for work your dancers have some moves i never
5:06 even knew yeah dancers are sneaky huh this guy sucks though yeah what type of asian would you tell us he's got to be japanese is that a japanese move he's an alcoholic wife beaten japanese guy that could be a chinese it's all reddit names because even though newsweek is covering this it's an am i the ████ but i got this from the news he's asking he's asking no yeah he's asking if he's an ████ yeah he's an ████ yeah yeah his name's can over seven that's what he that's what his mind how long hasn't i wonder how long they've been married because this sounds like some 40-year marriage soon doesn't say at 40 or mayors though she can't get mad maybe she didn't even complain because we don't even know maybe she was like oh who wrote the article then uh in terms of i am oh he wrote it he was asking if he's an ████ well yeah he wrote it on reddit yeah so if you need to ask maybe she didn't tell him maybe she's awesome then to me this is just one of look it's chivalry is dead and all that
5:57 ████ right but if you're going to get an upgrade you give it to your chick every time so sugar's not dead well yeah but exactly but everyone but isn't that it's just weird like you're not traveling with your friend and even if you are traveling with your friend that's weird too yeah it is weird like if if we're gonna go somewhere together yeah and then it's like yeah oh one of us gets the all right i'll see you later hey would you leave me actually though if you travel all the time that's different but if it's like a group trip and it's like all right guys we're all going to cancun and then don't you want to sit together so you could drink and talk or it's like you know when you and your friends are going to switch locations and there's three cars then you distribute it so that there's a person there's at least two in each you don't go all right this dude's gonna drive by himself but the rest of you pack eight people in this ████ band like no you don't care like the bus has one seat left and then you go i'll see
6:48 you there you're walking it's like i'll get off the bus we'll walk together yeah it's just like just to be cool was there context of like uh they were going on vacation or was like a workshop a month long trip to japan i bet that trip was really fun i know dude you don't piss these ████ off on the way that's why i got some three days later see you take the business class and say oh stranded at the front he should have used his ████ points for the hotel room that they would both use you know what i mean he used points for a lot of ████ you use points for so many things so the rental car that they'll both be in you can use airline points for everything else you don't think it's smart to say that she's just jealous [Laughter] she sounds great she he really said that in there yeah he said she's just jealous she's just this guy sucks then they probably both have never traveled that much there must be like some ████ weirdness about that well what do you guys think about going to a movie together because if you're not going to
7:38 talk to each other at all like let's say we have like ████ nine people and we're going to a movie together we all can't sit together obviously because we bought our tickets late one person has a seat facing the other way honey you take that one here like this i think it's great i think it's it's circles circumstantial if everybody understands the variables and makes the call together yeah but like when you like one person by themselves like uh hey i'm gonna buy all your tickets you guys are in the back row and i'm gonna be in the middle you know what i'm saying and you just made that choice like why ████ you make that choice you guys gotta make the choice together sounds super foreign to us because i'm sure all of us come from the background of like you wanting good people riding with the boys yeah you're right you're a girl you're always like telling your girl you take it yeah can we try to argue why this guy's maybe a little bit of a legend too if it's possible that's your job
8:31 maybe maybe she like ████ hates flying right and the kind of thing that's like it's a lot of anxiety and stuff like that and so maybe he actually to like better their entire trip i won't be with you to comfort you not not but won't be with you cover but it's like you also know that you pissed me off when you're anxious for 12 hours and i can't stand that oh dude i think i still want to travel i know i suck when i travel i'm not cranky i'm cranky wouldn't the anxiety be better in business i know this is not too scary it was too big it's like the pillows are too soft there's like four cup holders and then yeah you've got that whole thing yeah the stewardess give you too much service yeah you want to be nice and snug in economy you just get the hotter stewardesses up there yeah i want them they're too hot yeah they're way harder yeah she might get intimidated she won't appreciate them yeah she won't appreciate the
9:21 stewardesses girls do judge each other so she looks away ████ no dude this is difficult i can get behind that yeah yeah what else is there he's a traditional man you know like he sees her as his property and he goes you don't need the business card you're my property you will go sit in the back stay in the back with the chickens as they walk through the cabins he looked at everybody in business class and like oh these are ████ pedos and ████ rapists and you know protecting rich drug in the event of a plane crash most of the fatalities happen in business class exactly 99.3 survival rate for economy so the people in the back are way better off yeah i thought the pilot like pops a willy at the last second so the bat can land first okay like a mosque rocket wheel here no
10:11 they just split the plane in two so each side has a wig they fend for themselves and just float themselves good luck she hates his alcohol problem he can't fly without drinking oh okay and then they have free unlimited alcohol in the business class being considerate which is why he didn't tell her about the upgrade until it's like they had to you know force themselves in that situation so he could bypass that moment lesser of two evils as he was walking on he should have like paid a stewardess to be like oh we've selected you to go to first class and he goes oh what me oh wow anything goes up that'd be good she's like why not me though oh sorry just one it's part of the promotion and then we just like to split up couples how about he she was going to watch the eternals and he's like he thinks that the new phase of marvel movies suck at oh did you watch the internals i
11:01 couldn't get through her it was so ████ boring it was too long i'd rather watch shakespeare honestly it's not bad on hbo max when you don't have to like pay for it that review it banned it it is so ████ we saw in the theater and we were like we shouldn't have saw this in the theater yeah yeah yeah is that bad it's not that bad it was just like it was kind of underwhelming yeah just like i'd rather watch kenneth branagh's hamlet it was a typical like superhero movie but with no variation like nothing cool nothing exciting i'd rather watch a beaver eat a donut you're all naming great things by the way how about it but but here's what i like when i watch a superhero movie i like to know maybe who the ████ the superhero is that's all it was difficult to follow too many people there's way too many people which is why he's got to be in first class with less people but i did like that everyone's less i like that part of the movie yeah
11:51 everybody everybody's lives they wrote each other out oh wow that's awesome that's awesome that was awesome [Music] [Applause] [Music] you
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