0:00 probably bad but like you know it's four bucks was it four blocks he said I was the sort of a Woodward was before it's 40 I'm 40 I was 40 bucks away 40. [Music] an Oklahoma Police Captain was arrested for a DUI and then he was filmed asking a sergeant to turn off his body camera during the DUI stop oh my God you gotta ask yeah so he he is the um captain of the Oklahoma Police Department homicide investigation team he was pulled over on suspicion of drunk driving by the captain or by Sergeant Chris Skinner he doesn't know that that's a captain yet right he stops him and after allegedly seeing the captain
0:51 swerving speeding not using his turn signals and then this happened I'm gonna play a video for you oh dance was he like you know who I am he goes what do you know who I am and they just kept doing that back you know who I am no no you know who I am you you tell me who you are they're doing it while slowly backing him same time times you drunk huh a what of what the big dope reach in your pocket get back in your car you said I'm okay yeah cause it's like Captain my football team [Laughter] I'm the Captain Crunch Captain Crunch
1:43 been drinking tonight you've been drinking tonight sir I'm a captain he's like whispering oh my God what division investigations what are you doing pulling in here my mom and I stay here you've been drinking Captain Morgan's nice you think the cop believed him though [Music] it's gone off the camera huh this is a joke
2:34 caught in 4k it's like a Will Ferrell yeah we're not gonna get a return on it how much we drink tonight sir how's the poker game because you're swerving all over here you didn't use your signal to say it again I'm sorry that's where it works yeah not much not much son of a ████ [Music] it's called not much it's a Pilsner it's an IPA two wire coolers what time is it now
3:26 for one midnight of course you think you should drive him no but I came from four blocks your mom your mom lives here I live here you live here yes foreign [Laughter]
4:24 [Music] really yeah like whispering to the camera I like the whisper it's so good it's like the closer you get to the camera the louder you are yeah I don't think he realizes that so I'll skip to the highlights because it does take a lot of skipping around right so one part he says sir can you turn that off I'm asking you I'm a captain at the police department and then um the the cop says I don't care if you're gangbanger or president United States which is kind of a meta little meta joke because like Biden came and walk up some stairs he says if I was to treat you any differently then I was to treat uh some South Side local or some pedo how does it look on me and then they both fist bumped over that is that true
5:15 through the cops he was like yeah that's cool you dude that's cool he's not my captain yeah so then you know he says I know you're aware of our body cam policy you know I can't turn off the body can he says I do but I'd like to talk to you in the whispered tone again when he whispers hey the law I don't show favoritism to anyone regardless knowing that he's filmed by the way I kind of always like that but hey we got to give him credit for for he actually didn't turn off the cameras well I wonder what happens after though you know well he says are you gonna arrest me sir and he says yes I am and then he was booked so um okay good but was he booked is that what you're saying there yeah who knows dude follow-up story no can't trust the media
6:06 where'd the book go yeah where's the record of the book uh so yeah he was placed on administrative leave and they launched an internal investigation they always do that ████ he's gonna be back right I hope I hope it gets promoted dude four blocks there's nothing dude probably bad but like you know it's four blocks was it four blocks he said I was those sort of a woodwork it's 40 I'm 40 I was 40 bucks away 40. oh 40. that's crazy how even captains resort to the same like sad tactics it's like regular people let me ask you this he's obviously so maybe he's in lala or being like the camera is like something that happens all the ████ time maybe maybe I'm nuts um conspiracy Steve set by default no yeah that's right
6:57 because there's like a bro code with cops of course honestly if I was the guy that was arresting this dude and he was a captain I'd be like you're you're one of ours let's get at it hey you were sitting on camera you're one of ours let's go hey let me just say this right now next round's on me brother [Laughter] and then I go home I put my camera I go to the office the next morning I could put the camera on my desk and I to the boss yeah hey dude look how cool I am and then do you think your boss is like look I'm gonna have to write you up and he's like why not he's like if you're trying to build this thing he's like you got to tell people to subscribe in the first 30 seconds retention retention and then you have to try to remember you're trying to hit these people with like you're trying to get comments you're trying to boost
7:47 yourself in the algorithm yeah you're right man a little too low energy at the beginning yeah my bad I'm gonna really bring that in early let's redo it go back I like when I'm watching like anything now and then like this thing comes up on screen and then like they make a clicking sound like I clicked it I'm like I didn't click it I subscribe so annoying it's just crazy to think that that's even an option because he says it's so comfortable like hey turn it off like the fact that you can do it but like his real command so they don't throw out any cases what if like a cop turns off the body cam like that's not questions yeah but they say that it wasn't working what's the company they should sue the company yeah oh are they gonna sue the Epstein camera guys yeah because that was a malfunctioning too bud all the jail footage was malfunctioning
8:37 also the tapes killed themselves the cameras are malfunctioning and the tapes killed the guards were sleeping did you find did you know that the guards somehow have new homes and like new the guards of yeah those guys have new homes new things by the way the tapes tweeted that they were not suicidal and then the tapes killed themselves Epstein's like like hey I'm not trying to kill myself if I die and then the next day he died yep I'm surprising they didn't end up like dead or something you know the guards well they played ball the whole time though yeah I would play ball too they're a very good one I'd be like yeah I didn't see ████ I didn't see ████ ████ man that's how I would tell everybody I saw a dead man kill himself making if you're making like 20 bucks an hour right and then they go check this
9:28 out I'm gonna give you a new house I'm Gonna Give You whatevers buy three cars whatever you want fall asleep but now you're on the books forever all you gotta do is fall asleep on this day he goes eyes fall asleep every day yeah it's like Bernie Sanders we'll get you we'll give you another house just gotta fall asleep we've rigged the election against you for Hillary Clinton that's all been documented Donna Brazil wrote a book about it nobody's gonna ever talk about it again and we'll let you get another house so now birdie has three houses you know some funny ████ that just came out basically uh so the Hillary Camp they started funding like hardcore alt-right groups plus the Trump campaign because she thought their Camp thought that if Trump wins the nominee he's the one that they can beat right oh yeah I always thought that it was hilarious that when Trump won he looked
10:18 like so surprised like what the ████ serious right and he goes well I guess and then he just started believing it right but the thing is they've been friends so I'm like forever they might have just had this like deal like all right so you're gonna I'm gonna win right y'all okay fine and I'll just fund your campaign we'll do this thing and then she lost cause dude in 2020 Democrats were funding manga candidates yeah they could run against them in the primaries that's documented it's all out there but he's talking about it of course it runs counter narrative hilarious and they're like oh but the market candidates are Insurrection it's like well why did they fund them why were the Democrats helping they would fund them finding them it's funny it's so ████ funny I'm not cynical I love America he's in it thick January 6th was worth it though [Music]
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