0:06 thank you [Music] who was there or who remembers where they were during the infamous Mike Tyson Evander Holyfield ear bite oh ████ which is at home I was a ████ kid I thought I was too young yeah I think I was interested when you were a kid I wasn't even a born yet oh yeah he wasn't even about it I'm a Vietnamese how old are you in 1997 dude five oh seven oh 97. okay I was I was in Diamond Bar I remember because like it was a big deal for my dad to finally be like like oh we're going over to this uncle's house so we can watch fights you know like no Vietnamese people are gonna be able to afford to fight by themselves on pay-per-view right ████ yeah you can um so and you know those giant box TVs
0:57 you know those giant box TVs are like you sound like you're agreeing but you're not okay kid so so we go to my uncle's spot uh and I remember we're watching this thing and if everybody remembers there's a ████ first bite that happens I think in like the third round or something oh yeah yeah everything's wild people are like what's happening they're all trying to explain to the kids even though they don't know how to explain something that's never happened before in ████ boxing history a lot of people don't know that it happened like once and then you know the bite yeah they thought it was just like one time but but then the fact that the fight started again and then he goes through the second time I just remember everybody just all these Vietnamese people in the room like whoa that was just the craziest ████ right it was wild well Mike Tyson recently has just talked about how biting off Evander Holyfield's ear earned him a ████ ton of money good for him yeah is this in that isn't that on the spread like you can bet on that right how many bites per fight
1:47 that's a normal thing to Tibet on probably and what round the bite happens to so uh like I said the famous incident took place in the third round of their much anticipated rematch in 97 as a result Iron Mike was disqualified from the fight temporarily losing his boxing license and find a whopping three million dollars whoa wow so how did he make a ████ ton of money off you guys the CBD gummies the ones that look like ears yeah that's that's a good one they were they came out the next day we just never knew I think he just got so famous that he made money like way more after that fight just even though Okay it's 3 million that he lost but he gained like Millions more later just from that totally right he said I might have made 30 mil I wish I could do a good Mike Tyson accent how you doing let's try it
2:38 let's try it just do it don't ask just go kid he said um I made so much off those ████ hands listen I made so much money because I got fined three million for that I might have made 30 million since that happened from the bite alone for taking pictures pretending biting ████ 10 dogs and all that ████ that's not bad so validated that was great I closed my eyes to make sure I was like that sounds like my test you should do cold Impressions more dude Nick now do Nick no no but you're ████ cook was it like talking to yourself dude I'm so chill now man so he said do you know how important that was for people white people wanting
3:28 me to bite their ear I was fined three million dollars and I tripled that by just playing like I'm gonna bite ears and all that biting ████ look at meet and greets and ████ yes the amount of times apparently afterwards that people were like paying for him to like just just that almost like a premium culture meme culture whoa you said white people yeah he says defend that defend that defend your people die on that Hill Colleen white person that speaks for all white people because sometimes we need that or else he's going to speak for white people I think he should I think the white person's allowing him to speak for white people and that's even lucky lucky designated rights I could talk about all white all right go ahead hit us with the top three you're a model minority right now thank you hey top three white issues at the moment not not now he's speaking for white people what are the top three hardships that whites
4:18 are going through bro Chick-fil-A not opening on Sundays that's top number one all right ████ what else we should get Chick-fil-A um you got anything parents have a bad stereotype I gotta read more white materials people think a short haircut you're a ████ ████ but you might be nice that's true no one's naming uh white people caring anymore yeah oh that's true yeah that's not a popular parent names are are dropping you know what I mean I think that's for the best yeah okay really sorry as as the authority I retract that statement okay so you got you got two more to go uh I gotta do some research on the whites I got these numbers you live in Pasadena bro nobody to dog sit for you yeah that's a problem that's a problem
5:09 but I feel like all Races could feel that you know what I mean yeah the people in Lucifer I'm an inclusive man no there it is Dick not everybody do you think um so you know Mike Tyson had money problems too right like he would you know bankrupt yeah and that was I think that was after it said I think 2008 because oh yeah yeah so he did make a lot of money from that you know brand 2003 yeah he literally filed for bankruptcy because of mismanagement of his money in 2003. so then would that have Matt oh well I guess he made a lot of money now from like his Persona today but like arguably even though he's saying he made a lot of money from the bite he ended up bankrupt after that so after he uh was doing things like ████ making money off the bite and all this random ████ like that he ended up getting his uh
5:59 license reinstated uh and then continuing obviously to have a ████ phenomenal career making millions along the way just off of Regular fighting again but not losing though yeah he did lose some pretty and then in 2003 when he filed bankruptcy because of mismanagement he just threw his personalities Charisma the notoriety of everything he is he was able to still make money again largely like Nick said from his legal marijuana business which remarkably happens to sell THC Edibles in the shape of Evander Holyfield's ear those are the best I've never tried them but dude could you make a gummy with your ears probably Nick's Ear Gum nobody would buy them then you get sued by Tyson not dude you should just make it because they're hard right you should just come out with corn nuts that are like oh dude corn nuts or Nikki or pop because they're mad hard you know touch the other one
6:51 does that hurt nah can I crack it no no I could do this though nah okay no you gotta go chest chest chest hurt get him in the chest see that doesn't even hurt bar because you get him in the chest get him in the chest I'm gonna motorboat his tits dude go lower go lower go lower part of stomach stomach stomach yeah okay [Laughter] are you entertained now boys [Laughter]
7:50 we need that under the desk cam oh man crotch shots at all times but yeah that's what I'm saying is like it's like if it sounds funny to be like hey I made a lot of money doing this but then we still know that you got bankrupt a couple years after so even if you didn't isn't that the same weird flat yeah oh no coming back with the ████ Evander Holyfield THC gummies is pretty crazy that is true yeah like obviously we're impressed by Mike Tyson's like boxing career you know but I feel like I'm more impressed with what he's done afterwards me too yeah just like a modern day philosopher yeah yeah and like what he's built and like he's kind of resurgence has been really ████ cool especially the video of him falling off the hoverboard have you guys seen that yes yeah dude I felt it it hurts my heart but it's funny but it's in the house
8:41 right yeah it's in the house yeah dude and he falls off the hoverboard I'm like oh oh or even him showing up in it man yeah dude that's so Random what's in this movie I wish he was in a better hit man though they met Force pretty good hey man Floyd was not that good is it really really good I don't want you to fall his lap oh damn that's a bad one and they're playing with the news he just look like he has more gravity than the average person he's dead the rules of gravity apply differently for him he's like in the equations like times two times two damn he looks dead he's a thick boy dude recently uh there were photos of him going around because he was in a wheelchair at an airport so people
9:31 started getting all concerned about him and ████ like that oh yeah what was that about he explained he said uh he said quote I have sciatica every now and then it flares up when it flares up I can't even talk thank God it's the only health problem I have I'm Splendid now but he also says things like you know we're all gonna die one day of course then when I look in the mirror I see those little spots on my face I say wow that means my expiration date is coming close really soon when you put money in your bank and you get a check every week and you can live for the rest of your life is that security that means you won't catch a disease you can't get hit by a car you can't jump off a bridge I don't know is that security can money security you from that so he's definitely in this there's your philosopher that you love hey you know what's you know it's tight though to be to be really fair even though it says mismanagement of funds he gave a lot of money and ████ to people that were down with him that's that was part of the mismanagement but that's
10:22 pretty ████ cool right like he gave people a lot of like it could have been worse he took selfish it's like MC Hammer you know like MC Hammer ████ went broke because he had a staff of like hundreds of his homies it's like that's pretty cool to chalk it up as like just mismanagement like officially is like yeah it is but he also took care of people he just needed a financial advisor on staff probably he just needed better friends with management abilities it would also be scary to be his financial manager though yeah I can't buy that like you can't buy another tiger dude [Laughter] that's why it'd be dope if his financial his his financial manager was a better boxer it was a Vander it's a Vander dude he's like trust me Michael we're gonna do this ear gummy thing that's gonna work it's gonna sell like hotcakes [Music]
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