0:00 and my grandma's talking to you and then I kept going like this and I'm like and then so I pick him up and then I see his eyes like like you know like rolling back and his teeth all clenched in like Grandma's I'm talking to you hello [Music] there's a bus driver in the state of Wisconsin okay and she's pregnant of course all right of course makes sense I'm not shocked you're not you're not shocked about this no so um she's driving the bus right and she says that um as she's driving she starts to smell something burning and then as he drives for another 15 minutes yeah first she's like well I think it's another car and then she drives for another seven hours I don't
0:50 think it's no she she was just driving along small slipping burning she thinks it's another car and then she starts to drive more the smell and then all of a sudden the smoke starts to get thicker she sees smoke coming from the bus so then she gets on the radio and she she's like hey I you know there's smoke in the bus like it's hitting her in the face and eyes and so she's just tearing up and she could barely even talk into the radio um and then she says her mommy instincts kicked in really fast and she's like okay ████ it I'm just gonna get these kids off the bus myself and she evacuated 37 students from a burning bus holy ████ bus was actually burnt the bus was burning does it say like what happened what caused the bird yeah uh it's just because the fire is not known dang so she just smelt it and went that's not far and he's doing skirt skirt and then she just parked it oh
1:42 she's gonna be a great mom we're getting out we're getting out yeah 37 kids so she's like helping to carry them out and ████ because it was all smoking so she had to go back in it was all smoking such she could barely even be on the radio pull right she's gone amazing locations are like breathing in the crazy fuse she basically was a firefighter she was mommy Powers dude that's gangster dude that is no that kid's gonna be fine it was just one Instinct yeah if it was like consistent you know she was like smoking oh yeah that's true she's doing it every day yeah she's doing every day that kid might be fine 37 imagine after she gets the kids out she's all that was close I need some box wine I can smash the whole box right now I mean talk about some ████ instincts do you guys think you can pull that off I'm not dude okay you already doubted yourself
2:32 dude look I ████ parked my bus and run out go run kids kids ride and I count them I'm gonna be like yeah 37 yeah yeah 37. I'm one of those guys that's like slow at the wrong times yeah like some crazy ████ happens I'm like what oh yeah do something everybody do something I'm still like processing is this real yeah 13 more minutes just like have you seen Geo do some mommy ████ like like Mommy power ████ uh mommy Powers oh you're talking about the fabled zombie kicking superpower yeah Mommy like can lift the ████ fridge the first time taika had a seizure yeah Mommy Mode what'd you do so taika had a
3:22 seizure uh this is when we even knew he had seizures the very first time very first time he comes up and he lays on me he's like rocking back and forth and then Grandma was telling him something I'm like hey like Grandma's talking to you like you gotta you gotta respond when my grandma's talking to you and then I kept going like this and I'm like the ████ and then so I pick him up and then I see his eyes like like you know like rolling back and his teeth all clenched and ████ you know Grandma's ████ talking to you hello so I don't know I don't know if he was choking on something I don't know seizures or whatever so I was like oh ████ so I immediately uh yelled at Grandma I'm like call 9-1-1 right now the ████ that ████ got arthritis and ████ so she's ████ like that ████
4:14 and our ████ hands are all shaking in my mind you know when things slow down because it's like crazy I'm like ████ it's three numbers but just uh okay do it and I'm like so I'm like I'll grab a grab Tiger's mouth on my ████ he chokers out try to pry it open I'm sticking I was like fishing for something nothing was in his mouth and as soon as I pulled my finger back out Jaws clenched and then his lips started turning blue I'm like ████ I gotta give this ████ to CPR so I gave it to him through the nose because his mouth is clenched yeah so I was uh through the nose protocol and then I was I put him on I was doing the nose and then I'm like go ████ tell Gio to come out Jill's taking a shower so she she said what the ████ going on like get the ████ out here she comes out butt naked soap shampoo everything and I'm like I didn't say your mom ████ can't call 911 but I was like you call 9-1-1 she's like what's happening so she calls um
5:06 and that's when I saw her like like I think when she when like she knew was a real real emergency there was no like oh let me put on pajamas first or do whatever you know it's just butt ass naked with shampoo in her hair call it 9-1-1 I'm giving this it was like and she was pretty much butt naked the whole time trying to like get her mom down uh she was like talking to the the operator and tell the the paramedics and firefighters came and then she was like oh I'm naked yeah totally ████ nude yeah just explaining ████ like yeah I just saw him is that hard for you because like you're seeing what your son's going through but yeah like my wife's getting me really horny right now yeah yeah yeah that's a good question I like that question good good question should I
5:58 like yeah fake some of these seizures holy ████ dike is having another one every time she gets in the shower every time yeah yeah if this was a Hollywood movie she would have shampoo like foam right above her nipples yeah let Michael Bay get a hold of this yeah a movie written by a 13 year old boy did the paramedics help them like gain Consciousness or just over time he so we didn't know what was happening yeah yeah I was giving him the Heimlich maneuver and it seemed like he was waking up like it was helping but it wasn't it's just seizures just don't last that long so it's more correlation it was like oh it's working it's working so I kept going but it wasn't it's just like seizures only last like 30 seconds so he was like like kind of coming to anyways ah and then the ████ paramedic that
6:48 comes is a stutterer oh yeah I ████ hated this ████ because he comes look at Chevelle so what happened I explained the whole thing to him I'm like cool so the he goes and explains to the captain that's there because he's like I had a seizure and then like all of us is like she's like hurry up like you can fix them do something what do you do like give him a shot or ████ some like I don't know like what you do to fix and I'm like did the wrong word ████ spit it out bro ████ but aren't you kind of like I'm so glad to see representation like for the southern Community [Laughter]
7:38 GS scores through the roof that's pretty cool can you make this ████ like the driver so he doesn't have to say ████ Yeah put him behind the stairs why is he the one taking the notes I know what are you taking EMT class like they train you on how to like be as specific because you can and to deliver it so that's why he was stuttering a little bit he wanted to be as specific as he could right well give him a chance if I write seizure with seven s's I think it makes the note even more money he stutters with his notes with the writing system you know he gets paid by the hour right he's trying to get that over time yeah yeah maybe he was a fan of you yeah he's like oh it's ████ yeah he's like it's part of naked Geo
8:29 yeah you didn't think about all these things yeah bro be more empathetic yeah empathy yo yeah but that was that was great that was like the first time I think I saw like that ████ uh turn on kitchen yeah oh yeah because usually it's like like let's say I ████ what they're like she's taking a shower I'm like I just make it cold yeah I've known her a long time she's like what the ████ is your problem yeah bro that was like nothing mattered she just came out it was like this is what's happening and yeah just 100 focus on on that situation you know like took the phone number did that get you boned up how mommy she was yeah so later on that night what happened yeah probably for sure you weren't in the mood now well it's a good thing you didn't just go
9:21 hello my boy he's like coming too and I just like this was already putting coins on his ████ eyes burning burning incense leaving the fruit bowl by the altar Grim Reaper too early it was just a boy to take me it's like it's not done yet dude that's a man's response yeah 100 damn yeah that ████ was crazy but after that there hasn't been anything anything no thank God yeah so the next time he
10:11 had seizures it was like real chill yeah well the next time was at school um no the first no no no yeah then we would go pick them up but it's like it's like way more chill now because you kind of you know what it is you know the deal the first time it was like it could have been anything you know like what the ████ happened that he banged his head or something my favorite is how you said he faked it to like mess with you that's the funniest story ever what a little jerk he did yeah he cranked him no he didn't yeah no he didn't it's his son so yeah and then so like after he faked it a couple times like he'll still make it a thing because we have to have his medicine by 7 pm at night and sometimes we'll forget like we're like after jiu jitsu we go and eat and then it's like oh ████ 6 30 we have to like we have to
11:02 rush home and get the medication so I'll be driving home and he knows like he's riding with me and I'm like we gotta go get the medication the medication and in the car he'll be like how many more minutes that I'm like 10 minutes he goes oh my arm [Laughter] yeah yeah show your dominance yeah you know he'll never do it do it now do it now so you're dominant start now start now do it when you get home out of context so he doesn't even know why yeah
11:53 yeah what's that foreign [Music]
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