0:00 foreign [Applause] [Music] all right so there's a candidate for New York Congress and he is representing a highly sex positive political platform and that means that he's trying to abolish adultery laws legalize sex work adultery loss wait are there yeah what are the adultery laws that thou shalt not cheat you can't have an affair like legally legalize it's against the law to see he wants to legalize sex work but uh abolish adultery laws I'm sure there's some wild ████ on the books that's like on the books but never really enforced anything oh yeah that's
0:50 true that's true so like the Scarlet letters that some people have get to be taken off yeah you got to put the A on your forehead whatever but that's his whole campaign it's like all sex positive that's his whole thing uh guess what he did as a power move for his publicity I know about this already because I'm from New York and it's like on it's hot ████ it was hilarious did he make a porno and then like use that as a campaign video I bet you he did I think I saw this I thought it was a joke no it's real oh you thought it was a joke you made a video oh it's real no way so this this is his video The Hammer Johnny Sins that's Johnny Sins that's a doctor I know Johnny Johnny [Applause] I'm gonna be a resident this gets your
1:42 vote this kind of a ████ bro he made a sex tape with a porn actress Nicole sage in order to show hey man I'm just about to talk he's like hey he's like I eat ████ dog that's his platform oh my god dude that bed is weird as ████ though let's see a stroke if you got a good stroke so everybody talks about like that his sex tape's actually a little bit mid I take it back it's not kind of whack bro those jokes are whack I can't vote for that dude look I take it back those are shallow pumps my boy it's a little lag it's 13 minutes long he looks like another thing so that's dead fishing that's too long of a video too long yeah we don't need that much there's also a bad angle man Anthony doesn't yeah yeah this is the worst porn oh by the way I'm not enjoying it at all usually he's hyped for this stuff I'm not even yeah usually I'm like hey what is this what does what
2:32 what do people on your side of the uh of the world think of this this is wild I mean we've seen some wild ████ get done oh Jesus that's funny as ████ now now that's funny this is like a one bedroom somewhere like where is this even shot they gotta fire the director this is like a college dorm I feel like it's a wasted opportunity she thrown it down we're just watching this ████ she's throwing it down he's not reciprocating does he have good chances to win I have no idea of all the reasons for us to ever watch porn on this show the fact that this is a ████ candidate yeah yeah dude this is wild wasted opportunity reporting like slogans on the wall I'll bring rent down yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that would have been better whoa hey yoamed up right now yeah you're gonna put like a ████ campaign sticker on his ass cheek can't
3:23 answer your question yeah what do you rate his ████ Style hey look doggy style that right there probably uh seven out of ten right seven out of ten Seven's pretty good man it's been a long time since I watched porn with six other dudes Jesus this is important it's a campaign videos yeah it's a campaign video it's been like two hours for me yeah you think she's voting for him or you think it's just a paid job for her you know it's a paid gig for sure this is this is not a passion project I don't think whose house is this bro 4 000 a month apartment they give so many questions wait so he just dropped that on his like website his campaign website or what I no on a porn site you know I will say it's been a long time since I've seen like an average dick in a porn video you know what I mean that guy look like yeah average sized penis it was very white though like a 16 inch long that just like pounds and breaks somebody's back
4:13 you know you're saying he's like giving hope to the common man I'm saying that's a common man yeah what's he running for uh he is running for congress Manhattan Congressional candidate yeah dude that's crazy he's breaking boundaries has he mentioned his stance on any other subjects besides doesn't matter I vote for him yeah I I believe that's his power thing all of it all of it is based on like sex related stuff so to be fair he really isn't just all talk and I think that's that goes a long way yeah he's a good initiative does that like resonate with the New York the average New Yorker that you think I think every New Yorker is talking about this video and be like we ain't voting for this it's like what's he doing that's crazy but he has a porn crew that
5:03 takes off after this like he would have my vote if she were dressed as a cop he's like I'm all about ████ the cops that's some ████ Talent involved not just a regular ass sex tape that's true yeah it is a missed opportunity is there is there uh I wonder what like other politicians think like what does AOC have to say about oh there is another opponent who is a Republican and he said hey you gotta he said you gotta do what you got to do oh no you the media ignores everybody that's not a Democrat anyway so kind of kind of that Republican was also like if a sex tape about me comes out featuring a underage person please remember I did it for my camera somebody said Anthony Weiner walked so Mike idkis could run dude I'm just fine
5:53 I was thinking that damn I was like dude if Anthony Weiner did some ████ like this he probably actually not well he did he was like he did with like Andre age person right I thought he was sending dick pics to people or something but then that was like the second one because he got popped like four different times yeah yeah I was following it because I was like dude him and prince Andrew are like my goats oh my God because they have the craziest stories how did you guys yeah some people like MJ you know this is Matt Gates is a strong third for you is that his name no Matt Gates is a senator or congressman from uh Florida oh I'm not a game I gotta look this guy I don't know he's he's can we do an article about him in that Community he's probably very highly revered in that community in the go talk Community yeah yeah
6:45 this guy's not married he doesn't have kids oh no way dude that would be actually even better and he still did that I'd be like damn it oh he said that men should not be required to support biological children without prior agreement well yeah he's anti-child anti-child support like if the if the if the woman has a child and he like man who's the father says uh I don't want to have this kid they should not be forced to pay for that's dope which is an interesting take yes dope is a good word that's lit that's lit that's actually a fairly nuanced approach I think I'm not touching that one at all the third rail for you yeah yeah prince Andrew cope I'm not touching this actually yeah but that one I'm not touching it no ████ way that's this guy's ████ wild bro yeah
7:36 no it's ████ average that's what he's ████ but um this is this is uh what he looks like in case because all you saw was his dick and ass he looks like the penguin dude who's his ████ campaign manager it's probably her hey is that a different video that's a different background different wall oh you want to see the rest of the video they switch rooms we didn't see the beginning it um for some reason it jumps back in time like it's like Pulp Fiction a little bit there's a flash of how it starts so you're saying it is Oscar worthy it might be yeah you got to finish the whole thing damn dude but yeah it's a little bit it's a I do respect the power move of it but it's badly executed I feel like it's just like you know if you're gonna do it yeah maybe he already felt like this is enough because like he's already stepping way out of his you know political boundary maybe he shot the porno and he's like I need a reason to upload this publicly yeah and I need
8:27 good marketing so I'll run for Congress oh yeah maybe Congress is like a secondary thing but his real dream is like porn work yeah he wants to be a porn dude and then he's like watch I'm gonna make my porno the most famous porno most talked about in all of New York watch and he's like and we watched we watched that's so wild though to go from the idea being conceived in his head to like thinking it out talking to some buddies he had to talk to some people about it like I think I'm gonna ████ he's calling up Kim K and she's like you should do it I think so you're impressed by his execution I'm just impressed that he actually did it as you hold a water gun you're gonna vote for him there's conviction there's so many ways with so many steps to be like this is an awful ████ idea oh yeah there's a lot of people that tell them you should not do this oh yeah for sure he's like watch watch I'ma ████ this chicken
9:17 the worst ████ room in the world of all time it's mostly the set we have a problem yeah because most of the worst case scenario I bang a porn star that's what happens for this guy yeah yeah nothing happens to this dude for doing this that's true you couldn't get a camera B in there but now everybody saw his wiener [Laughter] everybody has to show their wiener if they're running for congress pull your dicks out let's see some dicks before you get my vote stick out brother very New York of you yeah so his name's Mike idkish I don't know what his chances are they don't look good they don't sound good but he did a thing yeah he did do a thing yeah no one knows the other congressional candidates from New York I don't know any of them not yet
10:07 it's good marketing yeah probably I don't even know what they ████ do after half of politics like name recognition it's like yeah people like go to a voting booth they know like two names like I think I heard of this dude let me ████ vote yeah it's good branding a lot of it is just the ████ lawn signs to me yeah I got oh yeah I know that name my neighbor had that on his lawn you know easy Mike yes that's the porno guy yeah he didn't have to do this much but he said something about no child support yes [Music] foreign [Music]
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