0:00 Hey, you know when you go down the street and a bing bing bong hits you >> and then you go bing. >> Yeah. >> I'm like, "Yeah, I do actually." >> And you're driving down and you make a ride and you go scr. [laughter] >> We need a Subie soundboard while he's gone at least. Like something where we can hit a button and it has the the sound. >> It's like the But really, it's just like >> Sub, this whole video is about you. You ready? >> Yep. Look, you're about to go to boot camp. This is your last session with us >> and you're never coming back. Like, we're not even going to allow you to ever come back on JK. But the fans love you. >> Yeah. >> Hey, we might not see you till next year, huh? >> Probably. >> For sure. We for sure. >> Guaranteed won't. >> This is the last time Subie is going to be ever around in history. >> Unless, and I say this with hope and
0:50 love, >> he gets kicked out. >> He rings the bell. >> Oh, ████ Yeah. >> Ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding that bell. It might be longer. It might be longer. I want you to get a dishonorable discharge. >> Hey, warriors don't quit unless they're ahead. >> All right, real question. Two-part. All right, we can do the second part later. That's what makes it two parts. Number one, dude, what's your favorite thing about JK, dude? Just absolute favorite thing about being in here. >> Um, freely to speak. >> Do that with better grammar. >> Freely to speak. >> Hey, we got it. We know Subie won't. We got it. >> Exactly. >> Come on. You can speak freely. >> I love that. He did it. See, he cleaned it up. >> See, but we got to sit my way and then I'll >> I like Subie's way better. Yeah. >> To speak. Freely to speak is way better. >> Free to speak should be on a shirt. Let's be real.
1:40 >> JK News. Freely to speak. >> I like it. >> Yeah. It's better, >> dude. JK is Tai, man. Dude, I ████ love doing this ████ I'm not going to lie. I did like some of the the the exposure in a good way, right? Cuz you get you pull the good crowd. You're not pulling random people that you got to be fake for. I I love I love the I love JK because I believe our mindset is a it's pretty same where we're at, you know, and politically >> I don't agree with half the stuff you say, but yeah, I hear you. >> I agree with nothing that you say. [laughter] >> Wow. But I feel like we're all on the same page. But most importantly, it's motivating to hear you guys doing your guys' own thing off JK. You know what I'm saying? >> That that pumps me up because it's like, I buy another house and I'm just like,
2:32 damn, I don't even have a house. >> That's this guy, dude. We >> No. Well, >> we do we go one house at a time. This ████ guy's buying. >> We bet on the WNBA. I'll tell you that. >> Yeah, we get hyped about WNBA ace Vegas aces bets, bro. >> So, >> Bart wipes his ass with that ████ That's is not even his gas bill, dude. But that's what I'm saying though. Look, it's just it's like commonly normally you just you just hear them talk, you know? You hear whoever talk. It's another house. Oh, I got business going. Oh, I just bought a house. I got approved. Oh, I got this. You know what I mean? That's the common and the normal talk around the circle. And then most importantly, it's just like the accessibility and um um what do you call it? Every time we need something, it's it gets done. every time. You know what I mean? There's no really real hesitation of needing to grab something whatever you guys need because you guys
3:22 are like grown adults. >> We grab them by the ████ if we need to. >> You grab them how you just grab them however you need to grab them. >> They they let you do it. >> But yeah, most of that's what it is. I like being around solid circles. Uh mostly importantly, positively, and freaking uh successful. I think you guys are successful. So, I just like being around it. That's why I like being a JK crew. >> Thank you, dude. >> Hey, genuinely genuinely going to miss you, dude. >> Yeah, >> genuinely genuinely >> genuinely going to be sad. >> I'm bummed about it. I love seeing you on the call sheet. Every time I see the call sheet, I'm like, "Let's ████ go Subie weekend." >> You do bring a good energy here sometimes where >> I don't know, there's like this Suben Wild card >> where you're just like, "What the ████ is he going to say next?" [laughter] And then I used to be that guy and I still am sometimes, but it's a different it's a different it's a whole >> Bro, you're in Subie's shadow now, bro.
4:13 >> Yeah, dude. >> Well, no, you're just >> Subie entertains the ████ out of me. I'm just like, hey, wait a minute. >> To me, you're like coming at it from like like southwest and Subie's coming at it from like north south. >> North south [laughter] >> different north south. >> It's just a different vector. And I'm like I didn't anticipate either of those things, >> dude. [laughter] Like you just don't know what's going to happen. >> Subie. Sub the wild card. Subie is awesome. >> It's the best. No, it's going to it's going to be a bummer, but I'm happy for you that you have a path and you're like excited about it. >> Next adventure. >> Woo. >> Yeah, I'm really proud of you, too. >> Thanks, brother. >> Cuz um I know like the minute you had a kid, you're like, how can I make sure that this kid like how can I make his future as set as possible? It's really cool that like >> the the it's it's almost a crazy like I
5:04 don't want to say like oxymoron, but he's such a childlike person, but then he's such a responsible dad, too. So, it's cool to see him wear both hats and see it work, >> you know? Cuz there's some there's some people that are like they're just kids for life and then they have a dad and they're just like a ████ like train wreck. Like they're not doing anything right. But when I see like Subie like be in dad mode, I'm like, "Dude, that's a straight up legit dad that just so happens to go." >> Yo, he's being a legit dad when he didn't have one. >> That's true. >> Hey, that's true. >> Breaking the cycle, dude. >> That's true. I also think too you did a great job of blending like your your childhood things that like as kids we like to tinker with stuff and like we take our hot wheels and try to add another wheel to it or some ████ and like you basically do that with like motorcycles and trucks and >> like real ████
5:54 >> Yeah, real ████ Like you you like you like kind of have a grown-up way of like doing a childhood thing that we all like miss. >> Absolutely. Yeah, I like doing that. >> It's fun. Well, you got grown up money, >> right? >> Grown-up toys. >> I'm going to miss those sound effects. the bing bing bong. [laughter] And then we all know what the ████ you're talking about, too. We do. He just feels >> He like trained us to know what that means. >> Hey, you know when you go down the street and the bing bing bong hits you [laughter] and you going >> Yeah. >> I'm like, "Yeah, I do actually." And >> you're driving down and you make a ride and you go, [laughter] >> "We need a Subie soundboard while he's gone. At least like something where we can hit a button and it has the the sound." >> It's like a but really it's just like banging. [laughter] >> Yeah, dude. Amen. >> What did you think about like JK when you first started coming around? >> Did you know about us in the beginning
6:44 or no? Was it just like, "Hey, >> no, I heard of you guys in the beginning, but I never I wasn't invested in your guys' stuff. That's why I think it worked out pretty well for me cuz I wasn't like too worried about I wasn't worried about impressing or I wasn't worried about failing. I was just like, "Oh, the podcast. I'm I'm hoping in. I heard about you guys though, but I'mma hop in. I'm g just talk and chat and just see how it goes. I think that attitude definitely was more, you know, how I thought. >> Yeah. Whereas Anthony came in more intimidated. >> I was super scared. Yeah. Always. Although I'm scared now. [laughter] >> Well, well, >> he fears everyone. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> At that time, I didn't really got much going on anyways. >> So, I was like, I I'm going just say what the ████ I want. >> That's tight. >> Yeah. So, I didn't care. >> Super intimidating. >> You? >> No. Um, you know what? I I genuinely uh
7:36 adore and admire about you. Um it's exactly what everybody's saying. I I'll speak it in this way which is really exciting to me is that you do do a lot of things and your uh examples and understandings of life have been so extreme. Like we've gone from the uh dynamic of you wanting to end your life and then finding like a motorcycle ride to be so extremely awesome and stunt stuff to now being a good father and then now enlisting and going to the National Guard is only going to and again you are younger than the rest of us is only going to add another extreme sector of life stories to your entire like book of Subie's life. Yep. >> That I'm uh it's also mutually motivating in the same way that maybe you find inspiration when you come around here and you hear about any other stories that make you go like I want to
8:27 do this or I want to better my family's life. I hear your stories I'm like man I want to up my life experience as well because it's so dynamic but also so realistic. >> You're just you're more interesting than most people. >> Yeah. And you just do what you feel and you want to do and it it's it's better for people around you. I don't think that you're a detriment to other people that are around you and that's like really incredible. So yeah, I think we are genuinely going to miss you. It sucks that you'll never be back here and we'll never see you again >> and we're never going to talk to you. >> No, he's going to serve the Nevada National Guard, he says. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> We still have two more days with him before he goes, but yeah. >> No, no, no. This is the last episode ever. Just like we did the last episode of JK in the LA office and then we had 16 more episodes come out and we still have a backlog of 48. This is Subie's last episode ever. >> I know. Every time I see new office episodes, I'm like, "What the f███?" All right. Yeah, I've been seeing more of the older episodes, the old [laughter] office. Like, what's going on here?
9:17 >> Audio is so good, too. Jesus, we got that figured out. >> But I I always I was I get called gay for it. But I always find it really important for us to take moments to reflect. Otherwise, we just >> we just hit the quota. We just go. We just do the next thing so quickly and things evolve. Next thing you know, it's been years. We're in a new spot. We're shooting more videos and stuff. >> And Subie was gone. >> Yeah. But >> real quick, just to add to that, Anony's gay. Yeah, super gay. Super gay. >> Hella gay. Been sucking dick in the closet coming out in 2026, just so you guys know. Damn. >> Um, but it's it's just important, I think, for us to uh take note of and appreciate and cherish certain things. And, you know, when you first came on the show, I was like, "This was crazy." >> That I didn't I don't know if I could put my finger on it. >> Yeah. >> Which is really funny that you sit there and you're like, you know, I think we're all on the same page. I'm like, bro, I think that's why I love you cuz we're
10:07 never on the same page. >> We're definitely [laughter] not. I actually disagree cuz I I Well, look, there's a Subie that I think is like the troll Subie, but I think I get him. >> No, we get him. And we're on the same page of getting each other. >> But that's the whole thing that makes this dope that a lot of us are rarely on the same page at the same time and we just find common ground, right? Isn't Isn't that the whole point of us like chatting about >> Yeah, cuz everyone's up from different walks of life. We're very >> Nobody likes a hive mind, >> but we're good at the underhanded to each other because we all know how each other's probably going to play the ball a little bit, which I like a lot. Like I like knowing that I can give Subie an underhanded pitch and he'll ████ hit it hard and like he you >> he'll hit it ████ north south, dude. >> Yeah. Right. But that's what I'm saying. Like it I don't know where the ████ ball's going, but I know he's going to hit it hard. And I I love that about
10:57 you. Like I genuinely do. >> Appreciate it. Appreciate I actually had this like thought like a couple weeks ago where like you and me had like a really fun day and I wanted to text you like, "Dude, I had so much fun with you today, but I didn't want to big brother you or anything. I didn't want to be like an ████ like ████ like a quarterback being like, "Hey, dude, you had a good game today. ████ keep your head up." I just wanted to be like, "Dude, I had so much fun with you today, but I didn't text you cuz I was too much of a p████." >> How come you text me that stuff? >> I don't text you that stuff. I text you like, "Hey, ████ you. You're gay, dude. I saw you being gay. >> Are you big brothering me, you ████ quarterback?" >> But you know what I I I genuinely >> technically you can cuz we're 10 years older. >> No, I know. But that's what I mean. Like I don't I don't want to do that cuz I really I respect you. I just see you as your peer. It doesn't I don't like want to big brother anybody. But I just had so much fun with you. I wanted to tell you that. But I didn't cuz I was a ████ So, >> by the way, save this in the edit. Um Steve is a big ████ ████
11:47 >> Massive [laughter] one. >> Hey, cut that, please. I look like ████ if you >> leave it in there. Leave it in there and we can cut
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