0:00 Who's your smart dumb guy? >> You guys already know this. There's the smartest dumb guy and there's the dumbest smart guy. And that here at this threshold, this guy right here who's still technically dumb is the smartest of the dumbs. That's this guy. >> You're the smartest of the dumbs? >> of the dumbs. >> with this? >> I have the biggest small dick. >> So, uh take for a moment and just imagine um this person in your life. Everybody knows somebody like this. Think of the smartest most genius person that you know that you just respect so much because they're so intelligent. This person is is navigating through life so well. They're just very very well versed in so many things. In what way are they still ████ dumb?
0:51 You know people like that where they're so >> Human interaction. >> Yeah. >> Yeah? The You You know somebody like that? >> Yeah. Uh me and Joe are mutual friends with this guy. And he's what? >> Go ahead. You'll get We'll get to that in a minute. >> What? >> What the hell, dude? >> What? >> What the hell, dude? I got to ████ watch my back and ████ What the hell is going on, dude? >> No, yeah. Who's this person? >> Dude, just finish your story. >> Oh. No, I I I have a buddy who's like crazy good at finances and stuff and it seems like structured his life really really well. >> Yeah. >> Um but when it comes to basic human interaction, whether it's it if uh his friends like him or with his family members, it's like it's really really off. And then the and it almost feels like because everything is so well planned and programmed, there's
1:42 no space for organic pleasure. >> Oh, organic pleasure sounded weird. He was like, "Oh, organic pleasure sounds weird." >> Okay, but I get it. Yeah. >> Organic pleasure. >> Okay. >> He was He was shocked that I took him to lunch and I paid for the meal. >> The person he's talking about? >> Mhm. >> He was shocked. >> Cuz he said he would never do that. >> How did he express that? >> Told everybody. He started telling people, "Dude, Joe took me out like just on a casual day and hung out with me and he he wanted to get lunch and he paid for it." >> sad. >> And then he's like, "I think Joe wants to ████ me." And then he goes like, "I would never waste money like that." He said waste money. >> Oh, so he looked at it from like a logical perspective. >> He thought that I guess he would Yeah, he's like, "Why do you do that? Like it's such a >> He would never do it or he might be
2:32 thinking it that he's in a better financial situation than you are at that time and he still wouldn't do it. Why would you do it? >> Yeah, could be that, too. >> Weird. Yeah, very mechanical. >> Yeah, mechanical. >> He was telling everybody like he was like so shocked. He was like, "That's so cool, but at the same time so irresponsible." It's super weird. I've always taken care of people and people have taken care of me. That's just how it works. If you're close, like you just do that. >> That's more what I'm used to. That This guy is strange. >> But if you read what he's done like in like just kind of factual format, you're like, "Oh, this guy got it all planned out. He's set." >> Yeah. >> autistic. >> For sure. >> He makes autistic people go, "You autistic?" >> Yeah. >> Cuz I'm autistic. I think he's autistic. >> For sure. >> All right, would you like to hear it from Anthony now? >> What? Who's your smart dumb guy?
3:23 You guys already know this. I literally have one friend who I consider the dumbest smart guy I know. >> Yeah, what does that mean though? >> I have one friend who I consider the dumbest smart guy I know. >> How's that work? >> You mean the smartest dumb guy? >> There's a smartest dumb guy and there's a dumbest smart guy. Right? You got to think about it like this, right? In in range of intelligence, if you say that this is like absolutely dumb and you say this is like absolutely smart, it's not just one graph of human beings. You got to be able to categorically split up in steps, right? And I hear at this threshold, this guy right here who's still technically dumb is the smartest of the dumbs. That's this guy. >> You're the smartest of the dumbs? >> of the dumbs. >> with this? >> I have the biggest small dick. >> Out of the category? >> Out of the CATEGORY OF SMALL DICKS? HE'S
4:14 LIKE THE biggest version of it. >> You're the leader. >> Yeah, you gave me the >> You're the leader. >> Time set. Yeah, got it. >> You're the leader. >> Cuz you look at this dumbass and you're like, man, this guy's ████ successful and done amazing. It's incredible. It's almost like ████ strength type stuff. Like, how did he get there? You know? >> Yes. >> And he's he's sitting over here talking about how he's got so many things planned out the teeth like autistic blah blah blah. There's almost room for like little organic organic ████ sexual stuff, whatever it is that you said. >> I never said anything sexual. >> But in in this in our group setting of the careful boys, it sounds like he's talking about himself. >> That's true. >> As I was saying it, I was like, I was like, >> This ████ is describing himself right now. >> me though. He sounds like me, you know, for sure. >> It's just in his realm, that guy's just more. >> Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, he is. >> So, he's just talking about a more Bart Bart. >> remind me of myself though.
5:04 >> He's more Bart just describing Bart. >> That is >> He does remind me of myself. >> It's like that Down syndrome cooking show when that one dude and his homie, he's even more Down's than him and he's always like ragging on him. And I'm like, BOTH OF YOU GUYS are Down's, dude. Like, what the ████ That is pretty funny. And he's looking at him like, can you believe this week And I'm like, You're >> He can't pronounce the R's, too. >> Can you believe it? Oh my god. >> Oh, ████ >> That impersonation. >> My my is probably my brother who uh rest in peace, he passed away, who was a PhD in pharmacology. >> Wow. >> Insanely smart guy, could not figure out how to eat healthy. I remember what he was he he was he was really he was really big in in in when he was alive and not very large now.
5:56 >> Oh, okay. >> That happens when you die. He he >> You get smaller? >> Yeah, you do. You get You lose a lot of weight when you're dead. All of it actually. You lose all the weight WHEN YOU'RE DEAD. >> DON'T need it no more. >> He couldn't figure out how to eat healthy? >> He literally like he was he was overweight and I remember he was like, "Yeah, I'm going to start eating healthy. Today I had a cob salad." It had bacon on it. I said, "Oh my god, you have no idea. You literally have no idea. Like that is a that's a fat ass salad." >> The fattest salad, especially if you put blue cheese or ranch You might as well eat a burger. At that point, my he's probably better off eating a burger. You know what I'm saying? >> That's true. >> He could not figure it out. He could not figure it out. He's like, "I don't understand why my health is not getting better." I'm sorry. >> Oh, so he would express that he doesn't know why?
6:46 >> You He could express Yes. Yes. What's crazy? He he he had a a a patent for a a medication that literally cures cancer. Literally cures cancer. Yes. >> But he couldn't figure out how to lose weight. >> figure out how to eat healthy. >> Wow. >> Could not. >> Did the cure Did the cure have bacon on it? Maybe that's why. See what I mean? There's smart dumb people and then there's also dumb smart people. It's very different. >> big small dicks. >> I'd have to say one of my brothers, he like when it came to like sports, he has so much knowledge. And like his he was able to like do things with his body that you wouldn't imagine from like a 5'6" guy. Like he could touch the rim. I watched his head touch the the rim. >> His head at 5'6"? >> Yeah, he like a freak of nature.
7:36 Yeah, he could tell you like a whole bunch of stuff about >> You said what? >> He was he wishes he could, but the bowl would get in the way. >> It's not aerodynamic. >> He would tell you like oh oh just a bunch of like street ████ Like he could break down numbers when it came to like ████ >> had like a computer brain, huh? >> He He could He He was not smart in any other degree. Like if you talked to him, you'd be like you'd have to turn the captions on cuz you can't He His grammar is awful. He'd be talking to you be like man and I was TALKING TO HIM HE BE LIKE woah woah woah and I was like man ████ what you talking about ████ you know what I'm saying? He be like >> Oh he sounds like he's rambling off. Oh woah. >> He mumble talks. Yeah. >> Is it a case maybe that he just thinks faster than he can speak? >> He doesn't know how to articulate. >> Is he ahead of his time and he should be a singer or >> Absolutely not. He ████ around in school from since preschool. He'd been
8:27 getting in trouble and because of the no child left behind, they they dragged >> kept passing him up and up and up. But you think he should have left him behind, huh? >> But yeah, like but he's not dumb like that. He has ADHD. So he can figure out all these things that actually matter, but if you were to sit down and have a conversation with him, it's hard to understand cuz he cannot articulate a thought. >> How about you? Are you able to understand every word because it's your brother? >> I had to learn his language, honestly. But it was hard. Like you know he was when he would try to like you know like he'll say expressions wrong. Like what's your favorite expression? Just like like >> Like early bird catches the worm. >> Yeah, he'd be like man if you a worm, you got to get it for THE BIRD DO. >> GET IT FOR THE WORM. >> HE RIGHT IN THE IN THE >> It's hard to >> Hey but but that makes sense. >> Yeah. >> It's so close. >> It's but it's just like nah, that
9:18 wouldn't even make sense. >> Wait, DO ANOTHER ONE. DO ANOTHER ONE. THIS IS GOOD. >> I'M UP I'm up ████ creek without a paddle. >> Oh oh ████ I'm up ████ creek without a paddle. Man, you going to be in them creeks you better NOT ████ ████ YOU BETTER ████ LOOK. >> HE'LL SAY SOME ████ LIKE ONE TIME he was like, so he was telling me a story and he was like, I didn't have sex with this girl, right? Instead of just saying that, he's like, man, Jazz, I swear to God I didn't stick my dick in her. You're like, okay, bro. Like there Why did you have to say that? It's like that's redundant at this point. Like just I didn't have sex with her. I did I swear to God my dick ain't going nowhere near. I ain't sticking it in her. I don't stick my dick in that ████ ████ And he don't know how to respect women at all. They are ████ and females all day, but
10:10 bro, he can break something like he know how to train dogs. Never been a like been certified. Like he can get his dog to do anything. Like he he'll get the dog any type of dog. He can he can he can train the dog. >> DOG WHISPERER. >> YEAH, NO, SERIOUSLY, IT'S CRAZY. >> It's crazy. Like he he was trying to teach me how to shoot craps and I graduated top 10 in my class. And I'm looking at him like, he's like, you know, when you you throw it like that and shumps ████ and you pick it up ████ and >> Teaching you craps? >> Swear to God, yeah. We sitting on the floor for like 2 hours. He like, man, it's simple. The da da da da but if you ask him just to do your multiplication tables, he like, MAN, ████ THIS. ████ I NEED TO KNOW MATH FOR? YOU JUST DID IT. YOU DID probability with the ████ craps, bro, with the dice. >> So how did you guys grow up so different? >> He just was he had ADHD. He was just ████ around. >> Oh, but you guys were in the same household you >> Yeah, same exact household. We the same
11:01 age. Most of my siblings were we're a year apart, but yeah. Yeah, totally different. >> That's called project twins. >> Oh. >> They're also called Irish >> twin. Him and my sister is project twins cuz they two months apart, but they not twins. >> Yes, it's yes. >> Oh, so like they it was like a group project with >> It's not a group project. Apparently, my daddy is a group project. >> Is he is he drastically different from all your other siblings or are you You're different one from your siblings? >> We're all different We're all different, but he's like the most different. Like One time and this ████ that that don't make sense, he got mad at me and that's why he don't talk to me no more. He was like, "Man, every time I come around the family, y'all be asking me how your kids doing. Y'all know what the ████ going on." We like
11:53 It's like WE JUST WANT TO KNOW. LIKE HE WAS A HE got two kids and we like, "Well, how you Like what If you have kids, how's your daughter? How's your kids doing?" Right? He took that as like offense. He's like, "You know what? Mind your business." >> So like if you're translating for him and how he feels about that, why does he see that negatively? >> Cuz he's he is in I don't want to tell all the man business, but he in He's insecure about the fact that he doesn't have custody of his children. >> Oh, so he doesn't like that you're bringing it up at all? >> Yeah, but he cuz he feels some type of way about it and plus me and him grew up >> Oh, okay. I see. I see. >> Me and him grew up. We have a a different mom for the rest of my siblings and she gave us away for adoption. So I'm knowing like there's some type of psyche that's going on there. So he probably feels like inferior cuz he He'll say, "Y'all know I ain't doing what I'm supposed to do. I don't know what the ████ I'm going to turn myself in." The >> Wait, what? He committed a crime? >> No. Yes. Yes, but no. Like he he acts
12:43 like he's on the run. >> Oh, but he's not on the run. >> ALL HE DID WAS violate his probation. But like all he needed to do like during COVID was just pay a pay a fee and they wasn't going to take him to jail. But if you violate your probation, you got to go to jail. But he's been on the run since 2019. >> Oh my god. >> He's like, "Man, I can't jazz. I want to come see you, but I can't get on the plane cuz you know the feds ████ You know what I'm saying? Want to GET ME BACK." >> YOU JUST HAD TO PAY A FEE. >> BRO, IT'S NOT even that deep cuz it's not a violent crime. Like it's it's He had a gun. >> That's probably why he trains dogs. Nobody else understands him. >> Yeah, the dogs are like yeah, the dogs are like, "Oh, saying." HE'S LIKE, "F███ RUN." THE DOG'S TALKING ABOUT LIKE YOU MY DOG. >> BRO, I PROMISE YOU. HE CAN GET any dog to do anything. I swear to God. He's
13:35 smart and know those agree. I tell him how smart he is, but like >> He doesn't do that as an occupation, like training dogs for people? >> He is on the run, let him tell it. He's like He can't advertise. >> That's a mobile dog trainer. >> The feds watching. What the ████ The government? I ain't finna ████ with these ████ >> that goes to the federal prison for a parking ticket. >> Like Bro, it's not even that serious. This whole time his registration tags were out. >> And he's going to federal prison cuz of how long he dragged that out. It just gets higher and higher. >> And it's so crazy cuz the hood mentality of it all, cuz we grew up in a suburb outside of Cleveland. Like, "Ooh, Cleveland's scary." So, and we like got we had a two-family household. We went on vacation. We went to Disney World. So, I'm not sure where that comes from. So, cuz I'm like, "I'm not at the Maple Heights." Oh, God. >> Where did that Where did that come from? >> Yeah.
14:25 But hey, man. People will identify how they identify. >> That's so funny. >> Yeah. Yeah. >> to get the worm for the bird do. But y'all talking about >> the worm. YOU GOT YOU GOT to get the worm for the bird do. >> I did an impression of him in my acting class. Everybody was dying laughing cuz you can understand what I was saying. >> He must be such a fun character to draw from though. >> But if he he's talking all of us and he's upset, we're just be looking like, "Did y'all catch that? Did anybody Y'all >> What did he say? What did you get? >> Everybody's got notes. >> Let's piece it all together. >> Yeah, yeah. >> I think you're not supposed to ████ in the creek. >> No, not at all. Yeah. >> ████
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