0:00 [Music] welcome back to off the record hey about whatever we want yes i think we do on yo patreon has been ████ crazy man it's been way more fun but here we're a little more careful boys that's why it's really good it's well named i know right off the record regular average here yeah we do have two things now we got youtube and you know with youtube there's uh we're careful boys patreon we go a little bit harder it's because they pay you more it's just for that content no we can't get um
0:50 we can't we can't get like d monetized and ████ on patreon we could say well careful here we can't even tell you why yeah no tell them it's just like you know like our old content that jk used to make was pretty ████ crazy yeah how long was it since like you've been here it's like maybe 10 years no no no no no 10 years when's the last time i did jk news here oh that's that was a long ████ time ago at least five at least five yeah no no you want to be careful yeah it's youtube though now man yeah but that's the thing where like before we used to go pretty hard on content and i think over the years just like youtube getting more commercialized and algorithm and then the culture of things we just got to get safer and safer instance you don't want to get canceled
1:40 i don't okay i really don't want to get caught is that true if you cuss in like the first 10 minutes of a youtube video it's like less likely to be monetized i don't think they care that much about cussing i don't even know so what do they care about and who's watching these videos by the way i think when we upload content on youtube i think we toggle it to say that it's not appropriate for children um we should turn that off we also say we we don't make it for kids which is that's what it is not necessarily not appropriate but like we're not making the content for children doesn't that also mean it won't get as many views yeah we should make this but it also means that if it like doesn't like possibly children or whatever puppets yeah but like but still keep the rawness of jk that would be great yeah she's like a puppy that's a lot though dude it'd be like the gorillas right it's like instead of being like an actual band you could just be like
2:31 cartoon monkeys then we could say anything gorillas oh it's just a ████ cartoon it's way more cute right that's like south park they get away with way crazier ████ yeah south park family got all them they can do stuff because it's like it's not it's not a paywall it's a two-dimensional they're also not on youtube but they're on like prime time almost yeah but comedy central also not on youtube with those guys i think once you have that legacy and you're worked into the studio system the studios lawyers also got your back you know when you're on youtube you're you're a constant auditioning process we need lawyers dude that's why you need a lawyer there's people at youtube who sit there and they have a different color hair than i do probably purple maybe perhaps not it's definitely not organic what about blue could be could be teal but red
3:21 they they feel like their opinions need to affect your video as well and that's because the process is different i think it's like this like youtuber and youtube it's like youtuber right i'm youtube okay let me see how you're going to ████ up today right but then comedy central south park because i'm like hey buddy let's go make money together that's why i think it's true i like that i don't need you ████ i don't need you you'll be replaced tomorrow literally i already forgot you i don't care if you made millions of dollars for us i don't care how many subscribers you got someone will replace you yeah there will be a kid chat that could generate more ████ views and more ad sales than you tomorrow is more successful what if we have a segment where we just start opening up like toys and then just unbox it that way we kill two birds in one stone we get the adults and we get the kids combined while we talk ████ a little bit
4:11 of both we need to replace ourselves right now if we are puppets do you think we can go back to 2016 jk news conversations dude south park does it they're they're animated as ████ as puppets yeah they're right well they're not real to start right so they're like already in the public character puppets we can say the ████ that we can't say as characters as humans as long as like there's that there's that the lawyer wall between you and the puppet cause then as long cause somebody can cancel the puppet but
5:01 they can't they can't cancel their hands or the mouth that cause you know what i noticed snl used to make political commentary and all this stuff and now they're just like super safe well they just do the one political commentary yeah they still do it it's just only one scientist just do the ones it's all trump stuff or what maybe the whole time even when he's not in office they're still doing trump ████ yeah damn he's popular he's very popular everybody likes doing a trump kim kardashian like the new snl host is she what really like host host think so not a guess i thought she just did a guest thing that's crazy if she becomes a cast that'd be insane can you imagine the kardashians as the cast of snl what if she becomes lauren michaels well they got to find something to do because i guess their shows ending i saw this i was on like i was on quora yesterday and i was just
5:52 like looking at ████ and there was somebody who like clearly hates the kardashians and they're like well i wonder what those kardashians are going to do now to their shows and they hope they didn't spend all their money and i'm like bro you have literally no idea about them they make they're some of them are billionaires bro they can't ████ it up if they tried like multiple sisters this person like clearly just hates them and they're like dunking on them like um like being like um well you know how their spending habits are and i'm like bro you have no ████ idea how much money they have they're making habits are out of this world they're making you happy they think they made money from their e-show like that's probably their smallest check like if you know how this ████ works that's just their marketing made money on her on her wedding with that one basketball player dude you think they're getting millions an episode for e no ████ way bro there's no way they're gonna they're gonna make
6:42 more than ████ friends which was the highest point they did have 30 seasons though didn't they oh yeah some like ridiculous amounts yeah but better than youtube yeah faster they got their makeup going in there they made a career out of actually getting people addicted to hating them they're geniuses yeah they're ████ geniuses was it was it making a career off that or was it like a sex tape first the sex game got attention yeah but you don't stay relevant with just a sex tape strong launch no yeah but there's lots of people with sex tapes they don't all crush it like that and you can't give head that bad and and like you know the rage dick then yeah it was rages it was him ray j is a career starter yeah he is he kind of is but his headphones aren't doing that good ray kons yeah i had no i thought wait rages
7:32 buying raycon no that's his that's his headphones oh that's not acorn it works good they weren't no they combined they linked up they looked like you had yeah yeah dude that's the hottest ████ apparently they're very good they're good but i don't think they're crushing it but i feel like kim is also a biter because the original is paris yes paris hilton did she do a sex tape too or no she just did it better well she did one i don't think she knew that she was being filmed oh really i don't think she knew or is that just really good actually so kim didn't know that kim knew kim knew she's been filming looking at the camera it was like like it looked like ████ nightmares the footage for uh you may yeah for research purposes i mean if i was hosting not to criticize you i think we've already been up you know we we'd be halfway through it it's just like no no no no no the parasite was actually uh but no that was a very popular sex tape
8:23 google pair wait which one are we looking for pears for skim who had the better ones kimberly compilation video the paris hilton one wasn't that at night kim kardashian's remember the night vision dude it was the night vision yeah hella night vision that was the theme it was like they're getting bit lost afghanistan wait what was that half of the paris video was like in the dark and all you just see is the sparkle in her eye like going up and down they should have called it something else something with the shtick it looked like a ████ zombie like ████ that was weird yeah i somehow i somehow went into this rabbit hole that says what will kim kardashian tell her kids about her sex tape i don't know if that's an article worth reading that's funny but i am curious man yeah yeah yeah it'll probably be a sex positive accomplishment billionaire now yeah
9:14 it's a new generation should be on a carnival ride that she owns breaking the news on a ferris wheel yeah what the ████ give me a break kisses kim kardashian i'm fascinated by her i used to ████ not like her i want her that's what this or how many kids she has how many kids does she have just with kanye's just one right one is it one crazy is it like wait do you think she has like five she had like three north west north is it four because there's the compass has four no but his last name is west she north south east west she needs three more i don't know so she's trying to complete it she should is that over right why would you not you know aren't they it's a great yeah they wait they're over yeah they're they're not they're split this is the most i've talked about kim kardashian a long time since sex tape today's video is brought to you by feels
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11:46 oh yeah 50 but by the way this does say that in terms of the history of her sex tape they were dating o3 the the tape was leaked four years later against her uh you know will obviously she wanted to remain private so it led to a lawsuit to vivid entertainment which means that uh there was a settlement that she ended up getting five million dollars for five million in your ████ first leak sex tape as long as you ████ with a celebrity maybe you can get like settlement money off top so like she knew she was talking she was a nobody when it leaked no one knew her backup dancer and ray j is the nobody too when it leaked oh that's true he did have a fire song was it monica's brother no but it was monica's brother right yeah it's not like it's not like usher wait was it monica or was it what's her name randy randy's brother was it brandy's brother yeah brandy's brother that's what i knew him as yeah one of them ray
12:36 j is brandy's brother i didn't know that we should i didn't know that oh that's what i knew of man was he on the show sure has seen his dick brandy as a child yeah as a kid like she's gonna she's god my brother what's your point yeah you think randy saw it for sure she did unless unless he was like ████ i don't want to win back when like social media was like you didn't have as much content on do you think you think brandy's a computer like i should just see it once this should be a whole segment of dudes talking about ████ hollywood gossip ████ yeah because we really don't obviously have the inside just getting it all wrong
13:28 the youngest one is a billionaire she got the tequila company the makeup products and all that ████ 805. or she's close to she's close to being a billionaire 808 thank you it was crazy 808 huh yeah no it's 805 808 is ████ liquor i mean uh uh is the hawaiian area code no no there's a 805 beer i think 808 heart breaks that's her 805 beer no no no oh that that's the beer and then she just did a tequila called called eight away numbers ████ by googling proving joe's point that guy's talking about celebrity gossip is incredible he's ████ most of the eight one eight eight one eight oh that makes sense because she's from glendale yeah she's for the valley oh no that makes sense 808 from hawaii back to this 5 million settlement though if i had a leaked sex tape and i could get at least 500 000 i might leak it
14:18 that's pretty good maybe 50 000. what about what about paris how much does she get out of it then just looking up the settlement for that um paris are you sexy it's hot now because you got everyone on only fans and like it's it's kind of diluted don't want it yeah yeah cause i'm sure it's not that crazy but but it depends on the person like let's say like um someone's squeaky clean like julia roberts had a text tape wow i'm watching it yeah it'd be like whoa what are you doing did you guys watch the colin farrell one anybody yes what is that anybody no oh my god colin farrell yeah dude yeah bro irish accent and all wait was it in the movie alexander like nah it was a real life sex tape dog really you guys you guys are all you're not good for all what are you guys doing all day i don't search for the men we're looking at sex stuff i don't i don't look at no just popular celebrities almost celebrity feed
15:08 one is have you guys heard of chloe who's that there's a movie that she's in called the brown bunny with this guy named vincent gallo who's like a ████ whackass director and he he convinced her to suck his dick in this movie no way he's in the movie no he's the director of the movie and he's the star of the movie with her and she's like playing his love interest and he convinced her to suck his dick in the movie and she actually blew him on camera and like he like ████ like unloads in her mouth no way is this a long time ago or is this this is like yeah a long time ago like i can't believe that they're that they did that in a movie they did in a movie so the fact that he was the director was like i think we need you to suck my dick for your character's arc that's my ████ for your arc yeah yeah what a ████ that's ████ crazy continue directing because you have the whole day to direct but now you know
15:59 that you just came into like your actress's mouth that's what the 80s fall asleep and call it a day like that that's terrible that's ████ up i don't know why i'm providing a face to the name for your imaginations so ████ up why is that a poor hub no it's imdb okay so yeah he broke he busts in her mouth and he's like hey check the gate yeah check the gate oh back to one got to do it again oh but it still says that if i can't so at the time unfortunately take a break everyone at the time unfortunately her representation they all dropped her oh they dropped her for that kind of got cycled out this movie comes out at like a festival or whatever nobody really cares did they drop her because she gave head on because she did that oh yeah because she didn't want her well it's not the director's fault exactly please set that guy on fire bro exactly so director guy yeah what other movie did he do i mean bro you've never heard of
16:50 them in your life because all of them ends up porn that's what every scene has that i've heard of him but you've seen his work all these unpublished movies you know it's like you're playing my mother it's important for your art to blow me as well that's also going to be your part of your heart yeah yeah oh my god vincent gallo dude yeah dude guy's a legend but come back um so then but then she kind of you know slowly worked her way back in to hollywood and she's like in stuff again she's like she's awesome oh my god that's ████ mind-blowing yeah because i know that like because i know like european films or whatever there's like ones where there's like straight-up sex scenes that they're like yeah there's intercourse in some of them yeah yeah but it's different it's artsy yeah
17:40 you know it's acceptable yeah i think it's a little bit different when they're when you're a director like like imagine in the if ████ mel gibson in braveheart was like in the middle of his speech and he told one of the dudes to blow him while he's talk doing his work then he's also the director so the best thing about the in the brown bunny right so the chick's blowing him but he keeps on cutting up to his own face oh that's wild the best dude yeah this guy's a psychopath it's definitely not not this is your favorite movie it's a great movie this this guy should be in a good movie i've never watched the movie okay you know that's like that's like when uh uh clint eastwood he made the movie called the mule and he was like you know what this movie needs we need to have a threesome with me in it he had a threesome yeah that's what everyone was talking about yeah that was the whole hype about it well did they actually ████ probably he's not in his condition bowls all over his body
18:31 like old man moles and ████ yeah he for sure was but the fact that like you need a threesome scene why does clint eastwood need to be in a threesome and how is this important for his character's arc it's clint eastwood because sex cells you ████ idiot but now it's clint eastwood yeah dear damn right he's 98 years old bro i see that guy ████ that's crazy that's crazy colin farrell yes irish accents i'm in bro was he a sex traveler going to thailand or some ████ i think he was like a mule for drugs in them i think that's the premise of the movie damn or i could be completely wrong who knows and who cares do you think the director just dropped it on her like oh you know what would make this scene dope is if you suck my dick or do you think it was in the script it was i think it was in the description with pence yeah yeah yeah exactly because lawrence is the most legit actor
19:21 in here right what if someone threw that on you in the middle of you didn't even know this and they're like all right i think to make this better you need to suck some dick you had to do that last year right yeah yeah yeah it was great ████ you know you go there i'm a trooper yeah i'm an actor man yeah whatever gets you scene like all right so you're in walking dead there's a scene you're the governor's right hand man you know what that is you've got nothing right right hand man right hand man okay i use my left though for him i'm walking dead you're on the director says to make this believable it's post-apocalyptic world it's the only way you could calm him down it's to suck his dick to give him a release yeah sweet release
20:12 what would you do like in that moment if it calls for it in the story yeah you know and it pushes the story forward okay and he's really convincing in it like in his explanation so yeah it makes sense because it's motivated if it's motivated i'm like okay you know what like if this pushes this character to like you know wreak havoc um continually throughout the the season then i guess maybe i will you know so in the you're not thinking you just want me to suck your dick i'm not going to suck his dick man you guys have cgi for this come on man i will you know i'd probably talk to the director a little bit it'd be like come on dude do i have to release like important is it for me to suck this guy's dick that's the real question yeah because that's what i'm thinking is like everyone will push back oh but i want to
21:02 hear that yeah like i want to hear the explanation and then like no i'm not gonna do it like even in horror movies when a guy gets killed they like don't they like pan away sometimes they just show it like yeah right after they kill him they put a dick in his mouth in the dick yeah but it's like carved exactly like his dick but it's like you know still con so so for this four story purposes if it really pushes the story forward i will pretend to suck the dick that's what most people do yeah that's what that's what all guys are saying so why did in this movie she actually sucked this dick without fighting wanted oh why does she suck he's very convinced because she's a woman
21:53 she feels probably like ████ like i feel like i need to do this like there's like some like power there's some power this was like 2 000 and this is back in the day right so like anything the director says she's going to be like oh god damn it sucks i'm surprised this dude wasn't ████ canceled yet we should cancel them like over there over where it wasn't a european movie no no because i'm just saying european movies because i've seen sex stuff in the european movies but i don't know if this is american european it was definitely a european movie was it yeah this cat's like from definitely a not a limey but he's i don't know he's a crowd i don't know this guy's sketchy crowd means german right oh okay no can't be trusted this guy i can't remember that i don't remember what he is
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