0:00 [Music] Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys where in Japan news. No double news joke. >> I was watching you Japan. >> No, I was I was watching um a family ride a motorcycle in the jungle. >> How many people were on the motorcycle? >> There were three like 9year-old looking kids. >> That's impossible. >> They must be at least a year apart. They could be friends. >> Yeah, >> they could be cousins. >> I was just trying to do my best drafts, dude. >> Triplets. >> That's pretty good. >> Triplets. >> All right, >> that's actually really good. >> All right, in some Japan news. >> That's actually how Polish people talk though. >> Everyone in Poland has has has has go ahead. >> More than Germany.
0:50 >> Is that Sorry. Is that a European trait? You think >> in Japan? >> All right. What about Japan? >> In Polish news only. Go ahead. What about the land of the dirty underwear? >> Rising dirty underwear. I'm trying to buy some. >> Huh? >> Oh, >> no. Japan is called the land of the rising sun cuz it rises in the east and China is the center of the world. And then they said, you know, that land where the sun rises. Yeah. >> How does their toilet bowls flush? >> Oh, so Japan being the land of the rising sun is dawned by like China. >> I think so. >> Oh, I never do that. >> Oh, it rises on that. It rises in the east. China started Japan. >> China has the first the history of Japan started with China cuz China people couldn't write nothing but Chinese could. So they would go to Japan and write these ████ eat raw fish.
1:40 These ████ are barbaric. They don't cook their fish. >> China started ████ >> That's crazy. >> It's crazy how they coined it, huh? In Japan news, Japanese scientists have developed a method for removing the chromosome associated with Down syndrome. >> Wow. >> I've never seen a Down syndrome Japanese in the first place, though. >> Okay. >> Look it up. Look it up. >> I second that. >> Yeah, me too. >> Japanese society hides them better. >> I don't know why they're so They're wonderful. >> At birth and then they throw them in >> like 300. Oh. >> Oh, no. >> Japanese. >> Did that guy from 300 have Down syndrome or is he just a hunchback? >> I think he was just a hunchback. >> No, he ain't got down syndrome. >> That guy, the ████ hunchback guy. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> That guy has a ton of ████
2:30 >> That guy doesn't have >> that just living with 18 tumors. >> Tons of ████ >> Imagine just hating Gerard Butler that bad. >> Damn. The fact down syndrome, >> bro. Look at this. >> He's not even that hot. >> He's trying to name. >> Look at this. I googled Japanese down syndrome and now now look at Oh my god. Why did I >> Honestly, your sponsored ads are weird, dude. >> Now you have a lot of Japanese down. >> I don't know what's going on over here. You guys see this guy's computer, dude. >> This is the first time I sat over here looking at this guy's computer. It's crazy. >> It's not as ████ bad as Subin. >> Yeah, honestly, we got to do >> What are you guys talking about? We can't see. >> Sorry. Sorry. Sorry. >> I looked I Googled Japanese down and now I got ████ Asian kids with down on their feet. >> But it's also known as cookies and a sponsored app. Hey, can we back to Japan news started by China? >> They've developed a method for removing the chromosome associated with Down syndrome. >> I don't know why you would want to do something so ████ up because Down
3:22 syndrome is cool. >> Yeah, >> I'm down with Down syndrome. >> Okay, >> I guess that's the argument. What's the dilemma? Would you would you get rid of it? >> I think I think Well, >> everything's like a gateway concept of conversation, right? The second you can successfully cuz everything starts with good intention. Second, you could genetically modify something and everything's always for the right reason, but then somehow it turns into something else organiz >> that's where we go down a road of like playing God. The playing God concept. Even like IVF, some people consider that playing God. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But you know, they could they can what not cure, but like whoever has the hospital disease, like if you're not from a third world country, like they have >> they just give you HGH. >> Yeah. And then you ████ grow and then you don't >> That's right. No. When you get out, it's like a girl. >> When you're like a When you're like a toddler, they they find out you got
4:13 that. >> He could have just got some HGH. >> Yeah. >> He wouldn't be a celebrity. >> That's true. >> My personal opinion is we should just keep these things cuz they're so funny, dude. >> Fins is crazy. >> But then if you're like >> like this, no, the the the reason no not that >> one more reason. >> We should we should things running around, dude. >> We should keep the uniqueness in people is what I'm saying. Not hot bula being a thing. >> But cuz I don't believe they're defects. I believe that they're >> they're blessings. >> Blessings. That's why it's called special. >> I think that s███'s a defect. >> Cuz it's funny to think like like if I was if I let's say I was like, you know, in a petri dish about to have it and I knew someone could have taken that ████ out and they didn't, I'd be pretty
5:03 pissed. >> Why didn't you fix me, Mom? It's true. >> It'd be You'd have the same feeling if like like if I knew someone could take my asthma away but they left it in. I'd be like to laugh at you then. >> He's like it makes it special. >> Asthma we can't laugh at social media is what Joe say. >> I could be asthma. >> Look how funny it is when you walk around a cool thing to have. >> I know. But like if okay if they weren't like people though like let's just say like they didn't have a soul. You didn't have to empathize. If you were just like super immature and you didn't know they were people like you got to admit though it's interesting just seeing like the different possibilities of what a human can achieve. You know >> I don't have to make these decisions. I don't have to be the one that's like take it or or leave it. >> I'll tell you right now I I'll just give
5:53 a straight answer. Right. If I get into a genetic testing situation on like my future kid and they're like this kid's about to down syndrome or something like that. Yes. I'm like yes. Let's take the the down syndrome away. >> I'm going to find ways to I don't need a Japanese ████ degenerate laughing at him on social media in the future. >> Just watching his content over and over and over again. >> Dude, if I was ████ ordering a Toyota Camry from Toyota and they go, "Yo, I got one with a messed up transmission. You want that?" I'm like, "No, put the the right transmission in there." >> You know, Hannah's the opposite. She's like, "How do we get the downs?" >> Really? >> Well, she could probably order the downs. Yeah. Yeah. >> Ordering the downs is crazier. >> We're talking about getting them out. Like, "Hey, can you put the downs?" >> Double it. >> Yeah. Imagine your kid is like, "Wait, I was going to be normal and you put this in me,
6:44 man." >> And then they're like, "Oh, so you want us to take away the downs?" And we're like, "No, actually, we want the downs." >> Down in your pre-orders are on the rise. >> Well, that's like those vintage jeans, right? >> They got perfectly good jeans, they sand blast them, and then now they look ████ up. So you could order your vintage more more comparison of different products. >> Order your your vintage jeans. >> Now he's turning your kid into fashion >> ████ acid wash. >> Yeah, that was some acid wash kids. >> Quiet distressed, man. >> Dude, it's hella funny to think like if a Down syndrome person grew up like if that kid who could have been not Downs grew up to be Downs and like could understand enough to be like, "Why did you guys not fix it?" And we're all just like cuz we wanted you that way. We wanted to laugh at you. >> Cuz you were popular at that time.
7:36 >> It's like you don't give them the choice. You're like cuz y'all are entertaining. That's why >> you guys are good content. >> Dude, in this generation in America now people are going to start being like I identify as Dells. I I should have been downs my whole life. >> Honestly, that's not far off, right? >> America is so crazy. >> That's the same thing I was saying about autistic people, too. Caught is that the people just want to be autistic so bad because of the ████ social benefits. >> Yeah, cuz cuz people are already extreme enough where they're like like I should have been a paraplegic or I was I was I was supposed to be born an amputee and then some people amputate their limbs. >> They're just cuckoo. Yeah. That's Gary Springer ████ That's like old school ████ >> That's trauma. They got traumatized as a kid. >> All of them got trauma if you want to identify as some other thing or not. >> Yeah, that's true. Huh. >> All of them. Your leg, bro. That's so crazy. It's probably all a different form of body dysmorphia. >> Yeah.
8:26 >> It's like, man, I'm supposed to have >> maybe a little bit of reaping benefits because there's body dysmorphia where like you see yourself and you don't see yourself the way that you want to see yourself of like weight or like beauty or whatever. But like when you can get disability for the rest of your life because you self amputated or something like that's >> that's true. >> Can you though? If you cut your own leg off, don't they go like, "Wait, how did you get your leg cut off? I did." >> Does insurance cover that? >> I don't think so. But I think you can still get that's cosmetic. >> You could probably still get a wheelchair and then if you get a wheelchair and you go to a doctor, you might still be able to get a handicap placard. >> Well, you earned it at that point. I have no problem with that. >> What What's the prompt you're going to ask Chad? >> I'm going to ask if you cut your own leg off, can you apply for disability benefit? >> Ask if insurance covers it. >> I think if you cut your own leg off, you deserve a placard, I think. >> But maybe like in today's world because it's like, oh, I cut my leg off because
9:17 I'm mentally disabled to think that I had like >> Oh, the loophole. Yeah, the loophole is that like it's a mental condition that caused me physical harm. >> Yeah, I think that's I think that checks out. >> Like like if you said you got assaulted by your other personality, >> imagine >> that's why you socked yourself in the face. >> Imagine the mental capacity. Fight Club. Imagine the mental capacity to need to change your mental capacity. >> Yeah. Yeah. I think I think that's what happens when you let cuckoo go untreated for too long. >> You cut your own leg off. >> Yeah. Like then you end up on I remember I think it was Jerry Springer or one of those uh the one of those shows there was a a dude who was I think trans too but like uh they thought they're they should have like no legs so theyque they took a ████ basically and liquefied it like boiled it and turned it into a liquid put it in a syringe and just kept shooting their own like legs till they
10:07 rotted off >> with a common thing people do that actually. >> Oh ████ So, for uh >> I've heard that before. >> For social uh social security, you can cut your own legs off >> and they don't care if it's self-inflicted, criminal, or due to misconduct. If you're unable to work, they will compensate >> benefits. Yeah. >> But social security gives you jack ████ though. You get like 300 bucks a month. >> Yeah. But that, you know, that could last you a month. Yeah. >> Is it? It's something so small at all. >> It's not even livable. >> It's like a less than a car payment. Yeah. >> Well, >> but what kind of life are you even having? >> I think if I can always skip the line at Disneyland and I can be priority parking, it's pretty worth it. >> Yeah. >> How about this? Can you just cut your pinky off and get social security? >> No way. >> Nope. You get you you become a Yakuza
10:58 member >> cuz you got to be able to work. It's it's how much it prevents you from working, I think. What about one opposable thumb? >> I don't know. >> Would you would you put downs in you today? Like if you could turn downs from today forward. I think the question for him is, can you take it out? >> No. >> For my children, not for me. >> That's He's saying he's saying, would you take it out now if you could? >> Cuz I already got it. No, [Laughter] >> as I already got it. >> Or would Hannah would Hannah be down to be downs from now on? >> No, it's not her. She wants our children to >> She wants your children to have downs. >> Yeah. >> And then her dream in life is to have like a ████ like a like a big farm
11:49 >> full of It's like a kindergarten or whatever, but all downs. >> There's no there's no way you want your kid to be downed. >> You don't even want your kid to have eczema. >> Yeah. For me or asthma. >> Different. >> I want genetic superiority, right? She wants like Yeah. And not only does she want downs kids, she wants us to have like a a a downs farm. >> Oh. >> And I'm like, so you want a ████ slave labor situation with Downs kids? >> Like she wants all the animals to also have Downs? >> No, she wants she wants us to be like a ████ rescue center for Downs orphans. Are >> you guys going to grow? be able to pass the farm off to grandkids or they they all stop at that they stop right there >> one like fully function >> she just wants I think she imagines
12:40 herself being like the Snow White of downs right so she gets up in the morning the white a Snow White in the seven downs and these ████ are like >> picking carrots you even got a downs dog everyone's just downs out of their minds you know and then like they're just downsing >> that's why she married you >> probably. She's like looking around in America. She's like this one is my my highest chance. >> I bet you're good at it. Looks like he might asper might miss a chromosome.
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