0:00 [Music] okay ready raise your hand if you got a small dick oh hell yeah dude the smallest in the crew put your hand down steve you piece of ████ why you don't why did you have your hat out i didn't realize everyone was going to raise their hand that's all you guys just kind of got me just kidding [Music] i don't know what you're talking about i think i got so shook because he raised his hand next to you and made me feel awkward you know the study i heard what this is back in my favor the a study i heard i love this yeah this is good oh my italians what's the study dude that the yeah everyone's like oh your shoe size your hand size whatever nah what is it schnoz size no there's
0:50 over there no mine's like this though it's black you get a wide cop so you got to chode bro hey this study is wrong how did my back scratcher get there hey that's contagious that's disgusting what's wrong with this you're gonna get covered dude that's cool you could keep scratching ringworm 19 dude is this kobe like no you could have it this is disgusting it's over the shirt it's yours that's a huge honor he never gives it away you could use it i bought five of them no nick's vaccinate is good but back to the small dick stuff hey dude we gotta figure this out yeah i don't have like a huge dick but i have a huge right ball you should get that checked out right that sounds like a disease hey did you see the um did you see the world dick average thing what is it no by country there's different sizes yeah yeah it's crazy probably by nose i bet
1:40 the italians are killing dude nigeria was packing bro you know how italian he is i um i tried a vietnamese condom what does that mean yeah what does that mean it says though man when you put it on it what was it like it's a red packet with a gold star nice game like they're black it's a communist condom and they're all like that it's government-issued all the same size wow and when you open it it's all green according to this canadians have bigger dicks than americans if you want to throw that out there but is it canadian like a multicultural group of people like what do you mean and they all lie too right yeah dude canadians are known for lying they're untrustworthy yeah even their dollar amounts all funky just want to say that the average erect penis length that is huge is in ecuadorian all right as i move on that is really close to argentina i don't
2:31 know about the italians but us argentinians are how big are those fellas 6.93 that would be so weird if like someone tall like steve had an average dick it would actually look small they would because proportion wise i've seen tall guys with little ones i saw a big ass dude like a buff big guy with like a baby stick and i was laughing so hard i think that happens a lot that's about right i stopped training legs like three years ago because it just starts to make it look yeah yeah yeah yeah that's smart i had really big quads and i was like nah no more squats oh ████ i see a lot of dicks at the korean spa so you're saying that's the only reason why i think my dick's big because my quads are like chicken legs oh i'm gonna keep them like that yeah maybe all right so activists hold a small dong march to end shaming of tiny penises oh shut the
3:22 ████ up dude when you fight for it it makes it even funnier i'm proud of my spawn penis yeah do my small penis like so are they it's part of who i am they are too but i'm not gonna get mad at other people for shaming me you know no no they're not even mad it's false confidence proud of you yours is real connor because like i'm embracing on celebrating it like no don't shame me don't you hug each other harder if you have to have a parade about how small like you're proud that your dick is small you're insecurity hug each other harder you little ████ i don't get it like you say we're all insecure why do you say everybody who throws the parade is insecure kind of i mean dude have a cry circle while you're at it pal not all parades not all parades are good but not all parades are created equal most parades are wack let's be real i'm not a parade guy like the rose parade that ████ that's just pretty wack it's cool but like cooper yeah it used to be cool the thanksgiving
4:12 day parade is the most insecure thing i've ever seen i don't think the holidays parades are ████ here about being off no it's more insecure than macy's oh the macy's one what the ████ how are you gonna have a store parade fake there's a bunch of floats nordstroms ain't doing that ████ yeah they don't need to because everyone's going there nordstrom's baby fireworks ████ tj maxx never heard of their partner they got a max for a reason tj moon does the parade for sure every year is the tj min parade we need a good old like a old school military parade with ████ tanks why don't we do it like those dictator countries i love it i want the u.s military yeah i want them to come out of ████ here's the marines the navy you guys see the north korean like martial arts demo that they did it's lit bro dude that was one of the coolest ████
5:02 things i've ever seen see they they always got the dope in the wrong country let's just move to north korea i want a ████ warhead to be like shown they didn't even show warheads bro it was just guys like old-school like shaolin monk style like test of strength where guys are breaking bats on their back wow and it's like okay why are we showing this dude you know what they should do line up the streets with people and then have commentators about how the world's first ninja parade and then just like empty streets because they're ninjas yeah but then you're commenting about the ninjas about the different groups of ninjas that's the shadow clan you hear that wind ten of them just passed by yeah that's the wind clan that's the shaolin group yeah yeah bro dozens of men have hit the streets for a small dong march seeking the end to so-called shame associated with having and
5:53 but what is the criteria because what if someone has body dysphoria and they believe they got a small ass dick even though they got a big ████ dick and then they're walking the parade and they're like hey get the ████ out of here this ain't for you and they're like what i'm i identify as a small dick i don't know if they're walking with their penis sizes out but they do that's a great thing i uh i don't think if you have a small dick you can call it a dong can i ask this what is it you gotta call it a date it's just a ding yeah yeah though everybody understands it's a small penis but if they just call it a ding parade what about a small penis i have a question that's just derogatory can guys with big dicks walk with the small dick guys in solidarity no get the ████ out of here bro you know no i support you guys man what the ████
6:44 no i think it's cool dude i'm proud of you brother solidarity because that's like volunteering that's like when straight people were in the gay pride place i'm always like get the ████ out of there i thought it's their thing dude yeah you're in solidarity but usually they're like no we love the support right so they're trying to get brownie points so if i'm a small dog or just a regular ding regular ding then i'm gonna want as many big dicks around me as possible to show that we are all here together get the ████ out of here dude steve you can't march with us get the ████ out of here you too mike get out of here no i'm authentic guys i'm authentic according to this article dorian it's not the size of the protest it's what you do with it that's funny these guys are funny dude this took place last saturday in dtla organized by two youtube stars chad and jt oh this sounds like a joke man come
7:34 on it took us seven minutes i know we're getting slow guys i mean maybe it started as a joke but dozens of guys showed all penises showed up you know why it's because with this climate though there's so much crazy ████ that happens in this climate that that is serious you don't know what the ████ is a joke anymore especially in l.a bro but also don't have a parade for you having a small dick dude yeah do anything else dude there's men's rights parades yeah you they're losers too get out of here all of you guys big dick guys had a parade everyone would be like those guys have small dicks wait they're naked or not they're not walking around naked i hope they are if that was in san francisco they'd be naked yeah i think they were in love with that yeah it's too cold in l.a right now yeah that's freezing that's something everyone's small california people it's like 70 degrees it's ████ freezing yeah you don't think they're all
8:24 fighting for oh damn it you don't think they're all fighting for something really just virtuous and it's like four people in the parade i knew it there's women there look at this kind of a big dick wait i used to take my dogs there to take a ████ oh yeah this girl's cracking up it's in solidarity with shrimp dicks that's hilarious right yeah you can't say shrimp it can be serious yeah you can't do that that's not a metaphor that's serious you don't think she's she's in support you don't think she actually loves going home it's sucking small dick yeah it's funny all the girls showed up and then bang a single one of them this ████ exactly yeah okay so like what i love what this makes fun of is this makes fun of men out there who want to be respected and treated but they go by it this way which in turns it turns around without like you don't have confidence you you actually sound like a little ████ if you've ever winded a woman involved they won't ████ you
9:15 you're so ████ lame oh god it's it's so embarrassing yeah i i dude when i think about it it's so embarrassing it must be easy for you to say with your big old dick dude i don't have a big dick my wife measures from the back of my ████ that's why everyone thinks 34 inches see ████ how come they didn't teach me to make you get from the gooch yeah dude i'll be like a whole three inches dude that'd be pretty cool man you shouldn't have to do that if you got a big dick guys i want to measure like that i mean i want respect at the end of the day i think i think most of the comments on uh on the media that's going around on this is cracking up about the situation uh talking about anybody will protest anything in l.a nowadays you know what the trick is you just never let your partner look at your penis that's it that's what i do that's
10:05 what kind of trick is that yeah just never let him or you just stretch it before you measure it yeah dude you just hold the tip and you pull it like this that's the technique it's like whoa look how long it is now yeah it's skinnier you guys wouldn't know about that for that to work i don't know the stretch you're supposed to measure it soft right that's how you know that's why i'm only 10 inches good for you man hey these italians i knew you weren't big i knew it [Laughter] ecuador [Music] you
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