0:00 thank you [Music] all right picture this using the most illustrative imagination you can one french guy on a kayak he has a beret a striped shirt I pictured a mime on a kayak a mime on a kayak you're so ████ keep going Jesus Christ yeah with a baguette I like the most racist versions of imagination I'm just picturing Ryan's words so those are racist a french guy on a kayak yeah sorry already derogatory I just started one French man on a kayak croissant across the ocean oh he just had a drink of espresso he's all alone and he makes it from California
0:51 all the way to Hawaii first of all 32 days that's not that's true but not true why is a french guy in California like why did why does he like not speak English that's what you're that's the thing that got your attention that he's in California like why did they describe him as a french guy in California my mime because he's a Parisian got ████ sunburned like a ████ dude 90 days in the sun dude how do you feel 2400 miles of this right here 2400 I saw a guy with a little sailboat that did that on YouTube yeah there's been a guy that did it with uh a sale driven almost like a canoe thing with a sale on it he did it in like 60 something days but this is the first guy to do it with nothing but personal power yeah cause kayak oh yeah if it's like
1:42 that or he's got the bike kayak this one he did this for 90 days 2400 miles and he slept like that too I hope it was like a race thing or like it was organized and he had somebody with him like a safety vehicle yeah because if he's there by himself that's badass man yeah he's all alone all he had was like communication with people you know in case something happens and he could get a helicopter to come save him yeah he did try one time and he had to stop in a helicopter like did I think that's a lot of money uh but he didn't they dropped him off the what the helicopter came and they're like okay like a claw game and just that's cool though I like when people like challenge human abilities and by the way he's not some like super mega athlete guy that like you know he this
2:33 is just a regular dude that just wanted to do it so does that mean kayaking is like not that crazy then that was his goal so that everyone goes kayaking must not be that he just he just made kayaking look so much weaker because he's on like trust me I'm like I'm not even an athlete dude's ████ easy bro it's not a triathlete did he have GPS or did he use the constellation so that's a good question so the crazy thing is he did have um yeah he had some equipment on there um I believe he did have a GPS but the crazy thing is the guy that he was inspired by who who did it I think like um in in 1987. his kayak had like a little kite on it that guy didn't have no GPS he just had to Nowhere this is the old school way he had MapQuest printed out because back then you just had to do
3:24 that you just had to print it out and then make a right make a roll back yeah did he have like canned food and like crackers and ████ or did he like fish for us oh my God if you start from zero that's crazy no he had supplies and he had communication and yeah still insane yeah with supplies on the boat but one thing that's crazy badass one thing that's crazy is that so like within those you know three something months he didn't get to fully stand up so his legs were like like he was ████ pissing and sleeping sitting down does he have back problems I think he's good he's okay but then he that's one thing that he was saying is like now that I'm on like Hawaii he's like oh I can't wait for vacation because like to not be standing fully for three months his upper body must have been Jack yeah his legs just limp he just comes out
4:14 like a Johnny Bravo ████ French knew this ████ I would have got out the ████ in the water or something maybe he had some kind of like ass catheter or something or like a hole in the windows swim I guess you could stretch your legs get some yeah maybe if there was a hole like right around his ████ but he never stood up like his own like plug because I've seen a tutorial I've seen a tutorial on how to plug up a boat that's sinking if it's a small hole yeah this guy got a got hard and he stuck his penis in there and then he started drinking he was drinking the water that was that was flooding the boat and then he peed it out Is that real what it was a cartoon tutorial okay
5:05 but if that guy did that when he gets to Hawaii they'd just be like a shriveled circle around his ass haha it's kind of like your fingers it's so pretty I don't know are there any other ways we can uh demean this man's achievement poor guy I think it's badass man that's cool three months holy ████ yeah why didn't he just do it in the Mediterranean see why do you have to go to California to Hawaii I guess he really liked the idea of going from like actual California I wonder which island he got to First yeah Hilo oh so big because that's the first one huh yeah you're not gonna go to the end she goes around it he's by the shore but still tired they could just see him they're like who is that guy what is he doing I want to see some of these waves that they see in
5:55 the ocean uh open ocean because sometimes like you'll see you know footage of of these big tankers and and there's these massive waves that they're climbing but then like you can't really tell the scale of it because it's just a little screen right they're like four or five stories yeah it's huge that big wave in Portugal I forget what it's called like they're really famous the one that they serve yeah my friends Brothers the surfer she's from Portugal and he serves to every year it's yeah when you look at it you can't even process how big that is right and then you see the the surfer on it the little dot yeah they look like a little dot with a little like like an airplane just doing Chemtrails and ████ you know and then and then you're like wait how big is that really I want to see one so crazy in real life huh yeah I want to see one this dude was saying um one of the coolest things was that when you're
6:46 out there for that long alone like you really start to like see other people with you you know like it's like what mine just starts to like pass away so like he was saying that like oh so his inspiration the guy who did it before him in the 80s he was imagining that he was doing it together with that guy and then afterwards that guy's still alive and he told the guy like hey I felt like I could see you like with me was he like get out of here you creep he's like no I saw you too you're just in my room for some reason astral projection the cool thing is when he told him that the guy knew exactly how he felt because he's probably one of the only people that can understand that yeah and he was like that's exactly what happened can you imagine hallucinating so hard on not even drugs but just by being alone solitary confinement that
7:38 yeah and I wonder at what day that happens because it's like is it the 30th day yeah like and then before you know it you're like hey dude come on Michael Jackson come on man or they they have like these isolation tanks you can actually pay to go in like this isolated chamber where you're like in water floating oh yeah yeah and it's like completely dark sound pretty like nothing yeah and then people start hallucinating like 30 minutes in I I only sold it I did I just got some of the water in my eye and then burning like crazy and I was like how the ████ do you get rid of this ████ man yeah cause it's the the extra salt to keep that was floating though it was nice yeah it is nice but you didn't feel no I feel like you got to be in there for a good amount of time how long were you in there it's usually like an hour or something I don't hallucinate enough
8:28 have you seen that movie I forget what it's called it's about like that guy stuck on an island and a dead body washes oh I know what you're talking about the man one movie is called the body washes up I'm sure no Swiss army man Swiss army man Daniel Radcliffe that movie is so funny oh it's dope you gotta watch it hilarious it's crazy the guys who made everything everywhere stuck on an island he's about to like commit suicide and he's like really upset in this dead body washes up on shore and he brings it with him and like starts like it's his friend like talking to it uses his arm to like cut a tree you gotta watch is this funny movie yeah it's like funny but kind of deep oh okay it's really interesting it's the guys who made everything everywhere same directors I like it it's Harry Potter and The Riddler so okay now I've heard
9:18 of it yeah what's that one with the ████ Mr Richard Peters the love the little Indian boy that gets trapped in the life of pie it's really good that's good because of the introspective thing of like was it really the animal see he was he was hallucinating man yeah yeah that one's really good but this dude uh yeah he did great he made it one of the cool things about his trip is that because he did in a kayak they're having people that did it before like we were saying with the little boat out of the sale another woman did it with a rowboat he did it on a kayak which means he did it the closest to the surface of the water with his body so he's more prone to like if something happened a big wave like he's going out like you lose your food yeah because he has to be like low enough to hit these rows right so what he did is that much more remarkable
10:08 because of that the risk is way greater I want to do it in a glass submarine what oh jet ski there oh but you're gonna run out of fuel yeah if you can do it on a kayak I don't know just take a big ass I feel like you'd run out of gas first yeah foreign
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