0:00 [Music] so some pilots managed to land a plane safely after hitting a huge flock of birds during landing holy ████ i've always i've always thought like i'm surprised that doesn't happen more often actually i'm surprised they don't show more often but like we're talking like holy oh ████ wait what the ████ ████ god what is that a ████ dinosaur ████ like that's pterodactyl ████ ████ splattered birds dude do they have windshield wipers i don't know how the flames could ask your question because like if ████ like that happens right how do they land that's i think that's that's why this is news yeah right i feel like they got windshield wipers like i think i've seen it before i have to because they can't just go like this and ████ dude i don't know they're going
0:50 like hella fast i think they just 500 miles an hour just blows it off i think but that didn't blow off though the windshield wiper real quick took it right when it hit yeah so as pilots have managed to safely land this plane in italy despite having nearly the entire windscreen covered in bird guts wow so it never came off our guts or guts yeah i mean so they hit birds and then they died birds aren't just feathers you know what i mean i thought it was just bird ████ just dropping around their ████ bird ████ just a coordinated bird ████ attack there's a telephone pole they're just ████ on the bird anatomy according to joe there's no organs it's just bird poop inside of this yeah birds are made out of poop no my innocent mind didn't think it was killing them the ████ plane the plane came through and then the ████ flock of birds just so happen to be ████ you know
1:42 covering them covering the plane you know they're just hover ████ waiting for another thing they're just ████ all right there's a huge spot right oh what the ████ bro but yes you could see feathers but you could see blood it's just bird poop in there it's [Laughter] what else do they need you know what's funny all they do is ████ fly around and ████ the plane didn't shut down it was still able to operate it was yeah there was they couldn't see but i think they were already landing uh in this routine stop but yeah they just had to fly and ████ land so they did emergency landing in italy i think that most of the time like they're on autopilot anyway when they're doing you know even even with landing and stuff like that
2:32 like they go over to manual control but it's still kind of like semi-automated right so i think it's like not too crazy but at the end of the day when you see like your entire windscreen fully covered in bird guts you can't even see you guys have never hit a bird when you're driving a bird no close i'm not like really big mosquito you've never seen a bald eagle just try to go for it that's bonus point that is true though because sometimes you'll be looking on the grill of like a semi and just like how the ████ did that sparrow get in there you know it's like is that a pontiac no it's just a bird so they said they said uh the right hand engine suffered a compressor stall after the birds were hit and the left-hand engine also suffered some pretty gnarly damage during the incident also the birds suffered death like they don't give a ████ about the bird they try to make a bird slurpee dude that's ████ up yo
3:22 something similar happened like to this when i used to work uh in shipping right like one of the warehouse workers went out and he did one of those oh what does this button do and it basically rolls up the gate and to one of the bay doors so he ████ flipped a switch but there was a bird's nest in the back of the roll-up door so we just heard oh my god at the bottom as it was rolling up ████ bird chunks poop body part just ████ severed head ████ oh ████ ████ ████ you know the claw like feathers all that ████ came down it was like it was like a pinata just like a bird park's just ████ falling apart and everyone's like what the ████ we had a squeamish guy that ████ had a puke like oh it was so gross dude that's like a that's a
4:13 built-in bird omelette because there's eggs you could just put it in a pan dude i was like what the ████ you know little nest pieces falling down oh good thing i'm putting kids around imagine seeing that ████ i know dude everyone was like no no no it's just ████ fat flat and i was like what the ████ and it was just pop oh it was so gross yeah it was ████ one of the weirdest things i've ever seen bird shouldn't have put its nest there yeah ████ dumb ass bird yeah i lost my deposit in my old apartment because when i moved out they're like a bunch of birds built a nest in the balcony why is that your fault yeah what the ████ i didn't clean it up when i left and then they i lost my deposit because of that what the ████ the whole ████ family well some of them were dead it was like a family of birds that built a nest when i was out of town did you kill him i didn't kill him but you shouldn't pay for it then ████ haven't even damaged the property right
5:03 yeah sitting on top of it in the contract it's supposed to look exactly as it did what if they made that damn nest while you were ████ after you cleaned up in the lab that's the conspiracy right there yeah this ████ because like just because i left a family of birds isn't that crazy i'm supposed to do what happened i think you ████ lived under a slum lord and they try to find any excuse to take your damn deposit because that's what happens when you left your birds on the balcony you're boring oh deposit for you man come on come on s█████ ████ slumlord man these particular these particular birds this flock of birds are herons you guys familiar with herons they're the ones with the big ass beaks they're bigger herons are ████ okay so i don't know why i had this weird phase uh probably a couple years ago where i loved watching heron videos on youtube that is a weird
5:53 face specifically because they ████ give no ████ parents are the most gangster birds in like the ████ bird king what makes them so gangster you okay so the ones with long beasts they just kind of walk around like ████ boss they don't give a ████ about anything like look around in the dirt and then they'll like spear a gopher or like a catfish or some ████ and they'll just swallow the whole thing this is an animal can be like the size of their entire body and and their throat is too small but they'll swallow the whole thing you never seen the ████ how big are they typically oh wait i see are they white feathers uh they're they're both blue and and white are they the ones that have like a big old pouch underneath yeah yeah they're the pouch not pelicans it's the pelicans not pelicans that's a store girl similar so but like they're like one of the most famous one of the videos you sound like a hip-hop animal show check it out this is a stork yo i'm brian fellow s███'s a ████ albatross
6:43 have you ever seen a vulture do this but but these parents will like ████ eat like uh there's a viral video on youtube you should look it up this heron will like uh just go after ducklings right so there's like a mom they're cannibals they're ████ dude ducklings right and then this mom is like constantly trying to ████ like stop her this heron from eating her family and this this hair is one by one picking up jesus anthony lee you're dark bro you're watching heron just murder other animals it's so dark it's ████ up it's really fun you like it it was just really entertaining i'm gonna pull one out i'm trying to say that that this airplane accident happened because they were just like hey like they don't give a ████ they fly into airplanes bro yeah they thought they could fight the airplane yeah you try to eat it the first video online these ████ oh wait that's a duck
7:34 eating a duck right now that's a big ass bird that's a duck eating a ████ duckling yeah it's a duckling right there so they'll just grab it and then that's a fish that's a fish so that was eating a fish you got to see him eat something that's like his size they don't miss huh it's two for two how do you have the precision to pick a fish out of water i'm telling you guys gotta see this ████ thing eat like a ████ that is pretty impressive though right it's ████ up but it's really fun to watch people just kill off like really really cute cuddly animals so oh i love how people always romanticize nature like regular dark though when you when you watch these do you like jack off like laugh at oh ████ people like like a flying snake is that a gopher look at that guy just found a gopher and ate it wow that's sad y'all they just swallow them whole because they don't got like teeth and ████ like that just ████ swallow them he doesn't even know how to savor his food
8:24 i know that's not he's not a foodie look at that guy dude water helps wash down it's like what kind of gopher did you have i don't know man i just swallowed it [Laughter] she's still alive and ████ did you have the field gopher or the river going ugh i don't know man i just ate the thing telling you guys if you guys ever get into it just ████ youtube parents eating ████ it's like it seems weird gophers aren't that hard to ████ bribe though man i made friends at the park dude last one last one last one semi worth it last one check us out ████ stalks his prey oh my god wow stabbed hannah who stuck his whole head in the water whoa gosh it's a catfish dude stabbed it is that arowana he's gonna eat that yo that s███'s half of its body won't even ████ literally chew it
9:14 will it have to eat one more time in life after that ████ yeah like the whole lifespan this is probably the appetizer that was a water that was a flying animal it literally speared it like you said yeah that's what i'm saying and it literally will swallow the whole thing and just this is why you look up to herons this is why i respect them he looks up to them they're heroes [Laughter] he's like baby i'm gonna swallow you whole yeah after i stab you first can you treat me like a heron my god he killed him again dude that's what i'm saying he's got to stab it he's got to bring it over let's see this ████ deep throw this ████ all right you want to see some real deep though it's like anthony it's our anniversary i'll let you treat me like a heron
10:04 anthony only likes animals that swallow things i know you guys are mad intrigued right now though i am it is i love it i love nature dude i'm more intrigued and you follow nature's metal yes i do i love that page look at this ████ look at that ████ he's gotta slide it in he's gotta go ahead i'm more intrigued by your intrigue of this yeah because i never would have thought you would like this kind of ████ i wanna see some vegans protesting at this heroin this is very specific too the fact that you knew the breed of the bird it was like oh i have videos for you if you follow nature's metal and you don't watch it like this like look at this first of all okay wow you're sashimi you mainly like the throat aspect do you like that when the when the hair is swallowing the animal you can kind of see the animal in the throat [Laughter]
10:55 anthony's anthony's deep throat zoo wow and then afterwards you just bust damn it makes you not feel as bad now yeah yeah yeah just eat those birds you see you need you need contacts for all herons those are all hands on the windshield everybody go youtube herron eats go for a duckling catfish anything everybody gotta eat man not everyone's gonna eat ████ plants all day i'm just saying sick as ████ animals get deep though too i know man everyone gotta eat seriously why do you like bald eagles oh because they're majestic when they fly hey why do you like herons their swallowing abilities deep throat kings dude dtf oh man i love throat birds wait that's okay seriously anthony anthony will take the like the big penis thing to another level man the
11:45 only thing that could swallow me is a herring [Music] you
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