0:00 She liked to go like marathons, hiking, and I was like, why the would you want to do all of that when you could just break dance? You know, [Music] >> you guys ever had to fake that you liked something that you really actually didn't like? >> Either for like a girl or for a guy? >> That's my go-to thought. >> Be cool. >> Must have been for a girl. >> Yeah, always. >> Sitting here with you guys. >> No way. Hey, what the >> Dang. You're freaking just spiky. >> You came here with aggression today. >> I know. I'm sorry. >> It's that tea. She said, >> "Yeah, >> when I got on my car today, she was like, "Nice gay car." I was like, >> I did not do that. That is That is actually a lie. >> You said nice gay car. >> No, I did. I said, "Hi." >> She said it was a nice car for a gay guy. That's what she said. I was like,
0:50 "What the she's out for?" >> She said, "Does that car come in men's?" >> I was like, "It it is." And she >> one of the uh one of the things that I really like to this day like it it it almost like pains me to imagine being back here. Um the one of my exes was really like uh like a film buff like to the extreme and she only liked really obscure indie films that were just very arts artful and just like super deep and and kind of quiet. And then um and then her and her friends were all like directors and filmmakers that were trying to make it. So there would constantly be these uh film festivals and uh at the time like I was really into YouTube and and like uh and and doing stuff for that and and uh even consuming that and they were like very anti- YouTube at the time. They were like uh that's just like
1:40 >> it's like kids stuff. It's like watching a kid show. So then they just kind of looked down on it and then I would have to go to these film festivals that there were more people showing movies than there were people there to watch them. >> And I would sit there for these things would be like 2 to 3 hours long and I would just have to watch all of these like movies in a row. >> Just an 8 hour thing. >> Ouch. >> Two or three hours long. >> I thought you said one video was two or three hours long. No, the whole the whole festival. >> That's the Josie. So, he turns into Joe. >> What What is this? What's the question again? Have >> you ever been to a film festival? >> No, I didn't want to go. Here's the thing. >> They're 8 hours long. >> So, they're really long, first of all, and it's it's basically Some of them are are pretty good, but the ones that I was
2:30 at were not, and they're really just people that uh they so they don't believe in YouTube, so they're not even uploading it to the public. They're just showing it to this core group of people. And then they do each do Q&A after and there's nobody there to even really answer questions. So they just end up talking about their movie as if it's like a big deal and like seven people saw it. That's it. And we're all just sitting there humoring each other. >> They're like sucking each other's own >> and they're sucking their own dicks and they're sucking each other's dicks and the whole time you're just like god dang this is a And then like you know you maybe like they'll be like oh are you working on anything? And I'll be like oh I actually like collabed with a friend on this one skit on this like YouTube channel. And they're just like, "Oh, no. I didn't mean like that." >> It's like that kind of ████ >> Like, "Are you working on a real on a real project? Are you working?" >> Yeah. It's really really pretentious. Yeah. And the whole time they just talk about how like mainstream movies are bad
3:21 and now like the best stuff is the most boring. It's like it's completely like ass backward. Uh trying very hard to be off on guard. Yeah. And I had to see a lot of that. And then >> So what do you pretended? Do you like those movies too? >> I pretended that I was uh that I was like open to them. Oh, >> you know, but I really didn't want to be there. And then like it got to the point where we um I think right at the end of our relationship, the breaking point for me was watching this Paul Thomas Anderson movie called The Master. And uh and then Aerys had to go too because I was hanging with him that day. So like him, my other friend, and I dragged them with me and then they were sitting in front like I didn't even tell them what we were going to see. I just made them go with me. They're sitting in front of me and I'm with my ex and her like director friends the whole time I'm watching their reactions and they just keep going the
4:13 >> what was the movie about? What was the premise? >> It's really ████ awkward quiet like it's it's so um it's supposed to be kind of like an uh some like an allegory of ████ Scientology and about how like one person is so lost that they find a religion they would have never been part of. What's the allegory? >> Boring. >> I'm just repeating I'm just repeating what people said to me. It it got me so like I think watching being sitting there and watching that whole movie is what got me the bravery to leave that relationship. >> You're I can't take this anymore. It was so it was so torturous that I was like this is so far from like >> who you really are >> that I'm like I I'm like betraying myself so hard. >> Wow. >> Yeah. So then like I mean not that that was the only problem we had but uh I could just see how how much of a
5:03 hypocrite I was becoming. And then uh that was the time that I finally spoke up and I was like I ████ hate all of these movies. Like I hate them. Yeah. >> Oh my god. >> Yeah. Because also it I also saw my my two friends. It was Aerys and then my other friend Chance and they're just in front of me reacting the way I want to react. So it was like that's sick. ████ they're the only two people like snickering and laughing and just they would just keep like they would side eye like this to me >> cuz it's like the movie's like dead silent for long stretches and they don't watch that ████ I don't watch that ████ And and then later on I I even did give it a chance like years later. I'm like let me watch this again. See if it's actually good. And I was like okay I get why they like it but I just don't like it. And um and I I could have been a whole lifetime of that because she ended up very successful. She directed like really uh like 100% on Rotten
5:55 Tomato movies and ████ like really really good stuff within that indie world and uh >> and I and I'm glad I didn't stick with it because like oh you should find somebody that truly is that partner like in the thing that you love. >> But yeah, that was a >> that was a chore. >> You ever you ever watch movies with Joe? >> No, I've only watched one movie with you guys and that was when we went to watch Baby Driver in the theater. >> Oh, okay. That's adorable >> cuz uh Joe's Joe's a talk at the movie guy full volume. >> I I believe that too. >> So we uh we went we're at a film festival. It was me, Joe, and David. And then Joe, he's kind of like nearsighted, so he needs glasses. >> Oh yeah, I remembered. >> He forgot. He forgot his glasses. >> And then uh so what was funny was we we sat down. It was a forum film. The first
6:46 thing that pops up was like some Chinese characters and he goes, "What the ████ I can't read that s███." Yeah. And then I think the way the whole theater took it was he can't read Chinese. But it's because he did have his glasses. >> Bro, honestly, no lie, if I was sitting next to Joe and he did that, I would ████ melt into my chair. >> Yeah. Me and Dave are ████ dying. We're like, "What the >> dude?" And this is also like uh like early 20s Joe. So he's just whatever is at the for impulse Joe >> just comes out. What the ████ I can't read that. And you can imagine like you know those snobby like uh ████ director guys with the beret >> with a turtleneck. They're like who let this ████ heathen in here? >> Exactly. >> Lame. >> Those guys are lame. >> They're lame dude with ████ like
7:37 purple tinted glasses and a ████ bra. That was like the whole circle on the opposite side of my relationship. >> Dang. >> Yeah, >> that's brutal, bro. I >> I did learn a lot though. I did learn how to like movies, I will say. >> Well, no, because I think you just know when you don't like one, but I learned how to like like she would give me lists of movies to watch that would help. Like she kind of taught me how to watch movies and I I found more appreciation. >> Which movies did she tell you to watch? >> Is it like tasting fine wine and just like her teaching you a palette? I think like you there's something to like in every movie and then you can sum it up at the end if you didn't like it as a whole. But like uh Being John Malkovich adaptation um she made me watch I love Iheart Huckabe's uh Royal Tannon Bombs stuff that I would have never picked up or like >> Royal Tannon Bombs was tight. >> Yeah, it's like that type of stuff. She's just like she was like giving me entry level. She's like this may not be where you end up but it's a good place to start.
8:27 >> Did she Did she tell you to watch Blackhawk Down? >> She's like tears in the sun. Never back down. >> Never back down. Two. Never back down. Three. >> Disputed. 1 2 3 and four. >> Die hard. 1 2 3 and four. Like what the ████ >> Cuz like in my heart of hearts, that's what I'd rather be like rocking to. You know what I mean? Like that's fun to me. But >> come on. Like the real ████ >> Can you imagine bringing that up in a room like that? Like and y'all see Blackhawk Down. >> Blackhawk Down is tight. >> Black is ████ >> It's hella tight. It's hella tight. Yeah. Moishu 2000. I don't know. >> You never You never had to act like something something else. You just always been yourself. >> Yeah. >> You never have to fake you like something. >> No. I mean, no. >> You fake that you like Kindles all the time.
9:17 >> No, I never really paid attention to Kinder. >> No. I swear to God. >> Such a real thing to say. >> He did it again, dude. He did it again. He was being earnest and it turned >> No, it wasn't. It wasn't because it No, I swear to God. It's because >> he look me. >> Look at his ass. >> Yeah. Tell Explain why you never pay attention to kids. >> Because I was in Quest and I was like loyal. So I was just like >> loyal. We didn't say you can't watch K. >> That's part of being >> That's not how Subie gets down though. >> We're friends. We're friends with them. >> That's how Suben is. >> No, it was just like an unspoken thing. It's like an unspoken rule for me. It was just how >> Oh, you made that rule up yourself. >> Unspoken as like no one spoke it to you ever. The last ABDC it was Kinjas vers quest I was like man ████ Kinjas let's go Quest >> that's right because you're watching >> yeah when it came to voting I was just like >> just ████ going crazy on Quest you
10:08 know what I mean but >> he's taking it very well >> but but I was just like I didn't pay attention until after and I was just like oh hell is sick >> no flavor >> I didn't say that >> you kind of did >> no I didn't sick you like him is cool man >> let's focus on do you ever have to pretend you like something >> did you ever have to like go on a hike you didn't want to go on because of a girl or something like that. >> Uh yeah, yeah, yeah. When I was first uh dating Sash, uh she loved to go on marathons and I was like, "Why the ████ >> what the ████ You just love to go on a marathon." >> I know. That's crazy, dude. >> She like to go like marathons, hiking, and I was like, "Why the ████ would you want to do all of that when you could just break dance?" You know, >> it's better if you just break dance. Yeah. >> And when you're at that age, you think everything is like just do what I do. It's way sicker, actually. And then just the whole when I went to her house like eating healthy and I was just like,
10:59 "Yeah, I love eating healthy." And when I was there, like I >> I love eating healthy. >> The way they were cooking was just it was just steak. It was just steak. And I was like, "Yo, where's the ponchan? Where's the sides?" You know, but I pretended I liked it because I liked her. So I was just like, "I'll you know, I'll pretend to like your family's way of eating." >> Did you do any marathons with her? >> ████ no, man. >> So you just go support her? I just went there to support her cuz I was just like, "This is awesome." But then I on the way there I was just like, "Where the ████ is parking?" Because it was all blocked off. >> That's my nightmare, too, dude. >> She's like, "Thank you so much for coming out." And but she had no idea what the ████ I went through just to park. >> She had no idea what you went through in the marathon. >> Yeah, I know. But look, at the end of the day, I was there at the finish line. I congratul Yeah, that's cute.
11:49 >> I was just I was just like, "What the f███?" But she made it sound so easy. She made, "Hey, just meet me at the finish line and then that's it." And I was like, "Cool." But I didn't know on the way to the finish line, some motherfucker's blocking traffic like, "You can't go here. Go that way." Like, where the ████ GPS is here, you know? >> So, it's just the whole time it's a mission. But obviously, she's running 25 miles and ████ So, it's just like I don't even know. I was just like pissed off the whole time, but >> I pretended I like being there at that time. >> But it was cool at the end. >> Yeah. Right. cuz I was like, "Hey, you finished it." >> Do you still have to pretend at all with her nowadays? >> No. >> No. No. She knows now. >> If you don't like it, you just straight up say >> she straight up knows. She I know you're not going to like it, but if you want to be there, go ahead. I'm just like, "No, I'm going to just stay inside." She's like, "Cool. It's all good." >> Nice. >> Just make sure to take out the trash. I'm like, "Yep." >> How about when she like when you when she has like a event and it's like a ton
12:40 of uh like her friends from her side that probably don't share your same views and opinions. How do you navigate that? which is probably all of them. >> Suban just stares at the wall and doesn't talk. He just goes I'm not going to >> I think he's >> I go there for her. I go there for her. >> Okay, >> that's all I have to say. I go there for her. >> He's on his best behavior. >> I go there for her. >> That's it. She knows I don't like going there sometimes, but I go there for her. >> You can tell there's so much more. Hey, when he's when someone's saying some crazy ████ and like in his head his mantra is I'm here for her. >> Yeah. >> I'm here for her. >> That's a good way of doing it. Yeah. Yeah.
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