0:00 People at 30 are now like, "Oh, I think it's a perfect time to have kids." And like, "No, ████ You old." >> So, Colleen, I guess we're >> we're out. >> Did you guys ever know anybody that was like too physical? Like, you ever had a friend that was like too touchy? You ever had like You ever You been in that situation? >> What do you mean? Like a guy or a girl or what? Either way, >> I get threatened with a good time and it ends up getting too physical for me, too. >> What does that mean? >> Yeah. What does that mean? >> We get too horny. >> Oh, it turns into something. >> Yeah. >> You ever you ever had a friend like that that would be too touchy or like someone that be too like or even when you meet somebody for the first time and they're like way too close to you? >> Yeah. like I forgot where I think I was
0:51 like so I met him for the first time and he's just like he's just like >> what the ████ >> He's just like >> like across your body like >> no like he's like and I was just like whoa bro >> you smell like ████ like >> so it's more so he smells. >> Yeah, you know but then the touching part it was just like slowly you rub it and I'm just like yo what the is going on? That's super uncomfortable right off the rip. >> I think there are touchy people, but I don't think I'm touchable. Like I don't think they want to. >> You're not very inviting physically. >> Yeah. Look at you now. >> I feel like all performers are too touchy. >> Performers. >> All of them. >> Yeah, I agree. >> Second, the first job I got in theater, I was like, back the up. >> Dancers want to touch you. They want to
1:41 like everything. And >> theater people. >> Yeah, >> I get sometimes too. You know what I mean? I'm not going to lie. I felt like I was too touchy at one point. You know what I mean? >> You had like an intervention with yourself. >> Yeah, I do like touchy people. >> Really? >> But but if I feel it from a good place >> cuz some people like um you know like some people from the south they call everyone like oh sweetie darling whatever. It just feels very warm. >> So I do know some people they're just like naturally like this or if they laugh they're already touching like and I I do like that. It feels it feels comfortable. >> You like that? No, I laugh and I touch people. >> Oh, okay. >> Yeah, this is just natural. >> I do like this. Like this. >> But that makes sense if you're like French. >> What the ████ >> You go into something else. >> You don't like that? That was crazy >> that much. >> You don't like it? >> You're just too soft.
2:32 >> Oh, that's that is true though. It's got to be t like >> guy kind of horsing around touching is like >> I mean that's that makes sense, right? Like you ████ ah you ████ You know what I mean? But then like you you're like, "Wow, that's soft." You know what's really funny is that like to I guess the way I grew up that's a very like male bonding normal thing to like suck each other and ████ Like I never thought that was weird. >> And then like you know later on in life when you start meeting a a more diverse amount of people some guys just don't like that even 1%. >> Dude actually yes because I had a moment when I come from why we all used to just ████ punch each other or just kick each other for fun. I did it to one of the homies in Sacramento. I was like, "You ████ funny guy." And he's just like, he was just like, "Yo, what the f███?" Like, "You good." And in my head,
3:22 I was just like, "Yo, what did I do wrong? Like, am I do I have to beat this fool's ass?" Cuz I'm like, "Let's go. >> You just have a full on fight." >> No, because in my head I was like, "Why are you so emotional? Like, what's going on?" >> Yeah. >> Like, are we going to be friends or like this this is where we're going to fight? And I was like, "I don't give a f███." cuz I just I came straight from Hawaii and then it was just straight white dude. Just white dude. He was just like, "Yo, what the f███?" And I was I was so angry at him being such a ████ >> you know? I was just like, "Dog, this is crazy. Like, why is this coming from you like this? >> Let me suck you." >> No. And all I was having whenever I want to. >> We were just having a good time. And I was just like, "F███, that was funny." And he was just like, "Yo." And I was so pissed off how like a ████ attitude that was. >> It was such a ████ attitude. I was just like, "Man, I'm so mad right now. I'm like, "We got to go right now. We got to go right now."
4:12 >> Like, you know, like you and Nick when you're sitting next to each other, you guys are always doing ████ Like, that's normal to me. I feel like that's a close. >> I think I like turned that down so much through the years. I don't have it as much now. >> Me too. when we started like like in the beginning of Quest Crew like right in the beginning like that's like me and Steve used to ████ each other up like like just for no reason like where he would on his birthday like you know you suck people up and then like maybe like 2 years into it like >> like half the crew wasn't they didn't grow up like that >> so then like >> this side has to adjust that side doesn't start hitting you the other side just stops completely >> to me it was always like a um like a like a little brother, big brother thing. So, I never did it with my peers, >> but like if there was like a like a younger guy in the group, then it was
5:02 fun to like haze him, >> but then it would be the same when there's an older dude in the group, he would haze you >> and like >> But it was weird amongst like same Yeah. class. Yeah. >> Yeah, that's true. I don't know. >> It's like a big brother, little brother type. >> Yeah. Like kind Yeah. kind. He's like he's he's ████ with me, but then like, you know, we're friends, you know, and then he Yeah, we're wrestling. Oh, not again. He got me in a headlock. Ah, you know, like >> I I do it with Tao all the time. >> And then it's crazy when he does it to his friends. And then Yeah. Some of his friends aren't that physical. >> So, they freak out. >> Like if he sees his buddy like let's say at the supermarket or whatever. A he runs up to him like picks him up and like swings him around. >> The other kids like whoa whoa. Like it's like instead of and the ones that are used to it, they just turn around and dirt right back to him and he's just like getting swarm around, you know, and it's like that's crazy.
5:52 >> Yeah. It's like jackass, you know, like jackass always hit each other ████ >> The one that that Taka really likes, he always likes tickling my armpits. So he'll literally wait till I'm about to like get dishes and he comes up like a ████ >> Yeah. Does he does he tickle and then he does he >> loves tickle? >> Did you grow up that physical with your parents? I think I didn't. And I think that's why I like it so much. So, when I first started having Korean friends, they were very like physically affectionate in the form of hazing. >> Yeah. >> And I think I craved it and I liked it because I was like I never we were never really huggy with my parents or anything. It was always bad physical. >> Chinese don't play like that. Huh. >> No, they're like that. >> I think it's very Korean Japaneseey too though, right? Didn't you say your mom wasn't allowed to hug you after four? >> Well, that's different. So there's
6:42 physical guy affection that he's talking about where it's like the more hazy like >> it's kind of like wrestling your little brother. >> Yeah. >> But then like that's I think Koreans are more affectionate in that sense. Like they're very like like more like >> physical touch order. >> Yeah. They'll hug each other and then like their their like there's no like levels to it. Whereas Japanese like it's different age appropriation levels of affection. So it's like when you're a toddler and you're a baby you you can be a mama's boy. You can kiss, you can hug. >> Um, but once you start school, it ends. >> You don't kiss no more. >> Yeah. There's none of that. Cuz she's like, I'm not trying to, you know, it's like it's like the mentality of like, oh, well, you're you're going to be a man now, and I can't baby you or else you're going to be suckling on my titty, you know? >> Be made fun of by everybody else. >> Exactly. >> What if they knew? Cuz the the school I work at, I see a lot of kids go to like
7:34 when the mom's trying to hug them and stuff, they're always like, "Mom, get off of me. >> That's embarrassing. I could walk down myself." Yeah, there's that, too. But then at kindergarten, you don't you don't want to do that, right? You still want to be like, "Where's my kiss? Everyone's getting a kiss." >> Yeah. And I feel like like younger kids, what I'm seeing right now is that obviously your prechool, whatever, kindergarten, that's very common. Whatever. But I noticed I'm in the middle school and when the middle school drops off, it's always like, "What the ████ mom? Don't don't touch me, man." >> And you're just looking at it like, >> damn, dude. That's hella sad. >> Yeah, that's hella sad. I had a bunch of school kids roast the ████ out of me when I was in Japan with my mom. I was like >> maybe 14 or 15 >> and then like man I was jetlagged, right? So like we're on the train and I'm just like like like this on her. I'm just chilling >> and I look over >> and like all of these kids, junior high
8:26 kids, they're in tears pointing laughing at me, right? >> And I'm like why are they? And then they call me like mama's boy. And then my mom was cracking up and she goes like, "Yeah, they just don't really do that here." >> Yeah. >> So, so, so she's like, "In the States, like you're still affectionate. You kind of like hold your mom. You can cross arms, whatever." But she's like, "Yeah, it's kind of like how in the States I was so weirded out. I I felt like as a good mom, I had to like separate that public display >> of affection." >> Yeah. >> It's PDA. at at the house it's fine, but it's a PDA thing of like, oh, you got to let go of that um needing mommy. >> But then now I'm like, yeah, I'm like I might have been older, but they're like, "Oh, there's this ████ older dude is like he's like a mama's boy suckling,
9:16 you know, on the titty still." And then they just thought it was so funny, you know? >> But in America, that's normal. Like Yeah. But I don't know. I think in America it's like >> that's super normal. >> Yeah. Like I mean cuz you have European like the the tomato whites that are even more affectionate like oh mama and then they lock arms you know like >> like they're very like close like Armenians. >> Oh yeah. >> Yeah. They they're super physically affectionate. >> Yeah. >> ████ man. >> Especially sons and moms. >> Yeah. >> I think that's really normal. >> It's normal. Yeah. But over there they just think it's like hilarious cuz it's like a grown man that's like mommy. That's kind of what they see. That's what they see. Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to extend me and Taika's physical affection as long as possible. >> Yeah. >> So, right now, like, he still really loves it. Like, if me and Gio are hugging, then he's like on the couch.
10:06 You see, he's like, "What's going on there?" And he has to run and he has to do a three-way hug with >> So cute. Yeah. >> I want to keep that as as long as possible >> cuz it's true. Like, it's a blip. >> It's a blip cuz pretty soon he hits whatever and then you there's no turning back. >> I saw this one clip. It's like um you're going to know your kids majority of the time as an adult, >> right? Cuz by the time 18 to however old they are until you pass, >> you're going to know them majority of the time as an adult, the time that you get to know them as a kid is so little. >> Oh. >> So, as tough as it is, like cherish it. I was like, dude, that's so true. Cuz it's actually tiny in the grand scheme of things. >> You know what? I'm take more days off, man. >> I thought you said you could fit everything in your schedule. >> I can't. >> You can't anymore. >> I can't anymore. I thought you'd be entrepreneur anytime you want. >> I miss my I No, we're going to miss the
10:57 childhood part. >> Yeah. >> Yeah. But you're not going to you're going to >> Yeah. If you think about it, it's like less than 10 years. >> I I need to stack papers. You're right. ████ all that. >> Your kid when he grows up, he's going to be like, "Dad, you should have stacked paper instead of bugging me. Daddy, motherfucker." >> No, you're right. You're right. I'm going to stack my like what? Less than 10 years. >> And then they don't want to ████ hang with you anymore. >> Yeah. And it's like natural, too. My kid does hungry. >> ████ you. Give me a hug now. >> It turns back around though. Then he'll be 20 and he'll be calling you for everything. Like, how do I make a doctor's appointment? How do I pay a bill? How do I pay my rent? How do like everything? >> But when I see those old pictures of like babies taking care of babies, you see this in third world countries, right? But like if you see an old photo of like I don't know like ████ 1910 Tokyo or whatever, you'll see like a
11:49 5-year-old girl with her baby brother strapped on her back >> and you'll just see like >> 20 kids on the street >> with, you know, and other like little girls with their little brother >> grave of the fireplace. >> Yeah. >> It's like that. >> And I'm like, where are the parents? >> Yeah. because, you know, she's running errands for the family, grabbing vegetables while her baby brother's strapped to the back. And mommy probably also has a baby, you know, strapped to her, ████ picking beats or something. >> Yeah. >> Yo, but did you guys ever see a photo of the Japanese little kid holding her holding his dead brother in the back? >> World War II, right? >> Yeah. World War II. And the soldier was asking like why, you know what I mean? He was like, "No, forever I leave my brother never alone." >> Great for the Firefly ████ I was just like, "F███ that ████ Beautiful." >> How'd you get audio? Is that
12:40 >> I just I just I just heard it in my head reading the script. >> Yeah. >> But they grew up hella early, dude. I think that generation >> like this idea of childhood, right? >> I don't think they actually had I think from like 6 years old, like they're already in the coal mine smoking cigarettes and ████ working and like boom boom. >> Yeah. countries still are like that. >> Yeah, >> bro. They used to make machines in New York with the factories, right? They used to make everything kids size >> cuz they were like >> that's who the labor was going to be. >> It was it was kid labor. So, you just had all these like, I don't know, Irish, Italian kids or whatever. >> Made so much sense. Cuz now, you know, 20 year olds these days, they're still kids. So, maybe we gave them too much kid time. >> Isn't that crazy to think? >> Think about it. It's it's it's waste of
13:32 time. Like at 20, you should be ████ grinding your ass off, but you're over here want to play ████ games still, >> bro. At 20 years old, our grandparents' generation at 20 years old, they already ████ got a master's degree. They already have three children. They're already like, you know, >> at 20 years old, they already did so much. And then they already been adults since they were like 15. >> Yeah. >> We're like barely like adulting at mid30s. >> Yeah. And the kids are kids now, I mean, what do you call it? people at 30 are now like, "Oh, I think it's a perfect time to have kids." And like, "No, ████ You old, motherfucker." >> So, Colleen, I guess we're >> out. >> You want You want kids, my ass. >> You You better have You should have had kids at 20. >> What are you saying? >> Yeah, I done it out. >> Yeah, >> just kidding. I'm just kidding. I was just chilling.
14:22 >> Y'all y'all got hella time, y'all. Y'all chilling. Don't even worry. >> Okay. >> No, you're right. You should have got started at 15.
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