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Off The Record: Our Scariest Personal Stories!! (ft. Alex Acosta)

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0:00 [Music] welcome back to another awesome video of the careful boys very very careful watch it speaking about careful what was the scariest moment of y'all's lives scariest moment scariest one of my scariest was sophomore year no yeah sophomore in high school and it was in the quest of the puss and um my girlfriend at the time lived i think three main intersections away from where i live so that's like carmonada and south street if you're familiar with specifically uh guitars or sam ash

0:51 and um and so like the way we would meet up would be in the middle of night i would ride my bike to her house and we'd kick it and um so one of the nights i was just riding my bike over there and i parked it like a street away oh and also the funny thing is her older brother was in the rival gang so there was romeo and juliet that's why that's a side story that's why we didn't get it that's already really kicking in and uh on campus i remember now so that's how we can kick it on campus wow that's passionate so i would ████ romeo and juliet a block away and then uh this one night i just had like a beanie on cause it was cold whatever and then i would climb on the fence and then she would open her window and i would go inside oh wow and for some reason i don't know like who spotted me but i guess the neighbor

1:41 called the cops because they saw a burglary happening so while we were making out all of a sudden your in the front door and like um like people would step aside we have like reasonable doubt or whatever that your husband burglarizer might be and you just hear the mom scream like oh sheep snakey whatever like the mom was screaming and the dad was screaming and then um and then so they're like they came into the door they're banging on her door to like wake up wake up there could be a robber in the house and then i was like oh ████ i don't know where else to go because you can also see flashlights coming in from where the window i came into the house so the cops are already securing the perimeter while going through the house so i have no ████ where to go and my heart was going dude i'm like ████ with the ████ do i hide i ████ open her closet ████ there's so many goddamn clothes in here

2:31 so what i end up doing is here's her window and here's her bed i laid like i i i stuff myself into the corner like this and uh i try to put like like the blankets over or whatever and then her mom finally opened the door she lets her in and she goes are you okay and she's like looking around and it's dark no one turned the lights on and when she walked over here to look out the window i could see her through my face and i'm like holy ████ if you look down right now i'm ████ dead you didn't cover your face no i did but i have it like this so i can see it but there's a nose print oh ████ oh ████ and uh it was cool like she didn't see me and then the cops left but my heart i felt like it jumped out of my ████ chest that's pretty scary i was like oh i was like that's out of a movie i was

3:21 going to get caught so many ways you know like dope sex right after that yeah yeah we even have sex we're so young and then um just have like this dry humping yeah it was like her parents would have caught probably would have whipped my ass her brother who's older probably would have whipped my ass the the cosplay i would have what my husband took me home and it kept my ass up over there again yeah ████ ass whooping tour yeah that was pretty good that was a good story wow i was nervous the whole time too while you're telling me i love that i gotta see what's going on what's up with all these ████ church dresses i think the scariest moment for me was so when i was younger i must have been like eight seven or eight um when i was

4:11 living in arizona we were living in north phoenix and my mom had a stalker so like he followed her a couple a couple houses that we lived at so at the point like you know he was like you know taking pictures of her and all this type of stuff and you know she called the cops on him had a restraining order on him all that type of stuff so we moved to north phoenix and she was single because my parents have been deforest since i was like two or whatever is your mom pretty fine yeah [Laughter] especially when she was younger i mean i mean yeah a lot of a lot of guys like you know she was she's super pretty so ain't nobody stalking my mom yeah and she's still young my mom's only 50 years old so i mean she was she was young when she had us and so you know we had she lived by herself um it was just uh me and my two brothers so we had like a huge alarm system on

5:01 our house and all that type of stuff but i just remember one night waking up like super fast and just hearing the alarms like blaring yeah i remember i still remember bringing back because trauma yeah and i'm like oh my god please don't do that we had two two bunk beds and i was on the bottom so like i got up real quick and i opened my door and had seen my mom's door already open and i seen her like kind of standing like like kind of like shook and like walked out because we had the walkway and then the stairs led down and i walked out and i looked down and there was a guy standing there and he like looked at me and then just sprinted out of the front door and i was just like and then my mom screamed get in your room and she ran grabbed me we ran into the room she slammed the door locked the door called the police and uh was that the stalker or was that yeah so they say they never like really caught them but

5:51 they believed that it was the stalker guy so like did somebody actually steal stuff or no no he it was i it all happened pretty quick i think the alarm scared him but when i went out there the fool was just standing right in the middle and then that means that means if his intention was a robbery his intention was yeah so oh man that ████ was scary so like growing up like any time i woke up just like to go to the bathroom or something like that i would always walk out and be like ████ hopefully no one's in this ████ house did um your mom ever tell you how she got a stalker like how this happened no but my my mom like her mom was also single too and like my grandma would date like you know she did from the stories i hear didn't date the best guys so they kind of got involved with like a lot of bad people like there was 1.2

6:41 where she had another stalker so they had some people i think it was from either chicago or here when they grew up out here um you know my mom had stuff happen to her from one of these guys so she let people know and they got in trouble uh but then when they got out they were threatening to kill her so they were like trying to chase my mom and stuff like that so that's why they moved around a lot so they moved to arizona those guys followed them they got caught in arizona and they got arrested sent back to jail back i think that's a lot of motivation to move off a whole ass ████ city just for one person yeah so damn would it be insensitive to be like we need to see a photo of your younger mom so we can understand their mind i mean i can show you guys my mom was asking for a friend joe i'm asking for myself how because this this happens to celebrities this happens to only fans girls or just

7:31 whatever like even youtube girls right like like they're they get so obsessed with them that they'll follow them throughout every ████ city they'll burn so much money just to be like in their presence that's crazy yeah that ████ was like even like when i talk about i start shaking a little bit because i was ████ like terrified i remember it like just growing up i was just like ████ just trying to go to the bathroom or something i remember we had this toy chest and like it's like a joke now we make a joke about it but in that same house we had a toy chest in the in their closet i was so scared to go pee in the bathroom i would just pee in the toy chest just going back that's traumatizing bro hey dude come on you didn't grow up with a dad no i did but they were always separated so my dad i mean like in the house oh no that plays a big role if you have a man

8:21 in the house you feel a little more protective the time my mom was single so yeah it was just her and then our three brothers we all had rooms upstairs but yeah that ████ was crazy that was probably the scariest moment my whole entire life because that's ████ crazy does it affect you till this day like when you is it still a little hint like if it's weird because like when i talk about i still shake a little bit because like it was so scary uh not really though like nowadays i'm i'll ████ someone up like if they're in my house so it's like you know i got trained by nick nicholas ear so you're gonna get beat up right or you get knocked out help that dude to death but uh no like it did for a while i think once i started getting a little older and i was just like more confident just like oh someone walked in here and then like obviously growing up my dad at my dad's house my mom's house we started having when she got remarried there was like like more guys in the house and me and my brothers were older so it's just like

9:12 you know we could defend ourselves but at that point i was like i think i was seven or eight my brother michael was nine and my older brother was 11. so it's like if we were going to try to fight a grown-ass man it wouldn't have went well for us three ninjas dude let's go this is so good give me that that is a crazy ████ story yeah speaking of ninjas so were there ninja turtles in the toy chest we were huge fans i was a huge michelangelo fan mother brother was raphael turned them into ████ pionardo dude i always we always bring that up because i yeah i used to straight up just pee in our toy chest can i ask you more questions about the toy chest yeah i'm fascinated by it it was a big black one that had like this cool like like beige lining around it but it had like a huge lock on the front but it was like leather how often would you pee in like this hey guys today's video is brought to you by

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12:35 you just kept under wraps huh i just kept it underneath that's what i'm more impressed with like that's pretty crazy i mean you don't have the decency to dump that ████ out in the morning you just let it ████ evaporate into your toys at school the next morning that's cool what if you wanted to play with pionardo you just dealt with the piss stain on it yeah i think it would dry up by then so i just didn't even say oh it is arizona yeah but i just dried up by the way rise up before it hits the chest as a kid i didn't want to tell everybody like oh i'm so scared to go to the bathroom and yeah so i was just like you realize as you're older yeah did you ever get a gun or guns when you got older my mom hated guns so she never had them she still to this day hates him she might reconsider that my dad has guns so well every time we're at his house which was also another scary thing because like our room like we had my two brothers we all shared a room and it was downstairs right right by the front door and there's this huge ass window

13:26 so and like you know at the time when we were younger the neighborhood was bad like we had just had this kid killed in a little like well down right by our house and it's a bunch of ████ i think i might have told you guys a story or something but like i went outside and they were chasing somebody and the helicopter shining the light on me so i just like froze and it was on there and then all their income get back in your house and i was like oh ████ i ran back into the house but so that was also scary too but my dad did have guns so that was always kind of like a little all right at least if someone breaks in here at least you know he's gonna pop off and then we all also my dad had big dogs my mom always got boston terriers which i mean you just picked that one dogs would do it yeah yeah but no that was that was that was definitely scary and it affected me for a while yeah but then yeah got older

14:16 started using toilets or using toilets but it was crazy i was so terrified because like i still remember it clear as day like when you'd walk out of the room the bathroom was like right where you guys are at but i was too scared to because i didn't want to walk out and like say there's like a guy waiting or something ████ like that it's real bro it's scary no one even robbed me as a kid but i remember in second or third grade i was just scared of the dark and my grandpa would always buy me like these chinese kung fu swords when i was a kid hell yeah and so i would like when i had to pee i would take it out into the bathroom and just like stick it in the empty bathroom it's like this who's in there who's in there and then i would like turn on the light what if you turn on your light and your mom's all cut up

15:08 when i would shower i would always shower like this way where like i would always be able to see the outside so i would never like wash my hair to where the water would go over my face because i was like i need to make sure i can see if something like but i think that was from like scary movie ████ or something yeah i'm saying yeah because i was afraid of ghosts man but you were afraid of an actual real human being being in your house my mom lived in a haunted apartment so she told us these stories when we were kids so we were ████ terrified you lived in paranoia all your life she told us this was so much more sensible so they had to bring like someone into the house right to like unhaunt it or whatever oh you should bless it bro yeah but so you know there's just the normal stories they said they claim when they're all sitting watching tv their ashtray started spinning god and then all of a sudden normal stories yeah i feel like it's a normal ghost it's a normal ghost ████ but then also like she said at random times it would

15:59 just get pitch cold and then just warm again and they would just like hit and then go away hit and go away energy bro and then she used to sleep in a room and her cat always slept in a room and they just randomly the cow would just and then chase something out of her room and like every once in a while she said she would feel this like on her chest and the cat was over here and and so like that was just normal ghost stories but the crazy one that got us scared as kids was that she told us when the people came in to like ask you know to cleanse the house or whatever my mom had this story she said i went down into the basement and right when i got to the last step it felt like someone pushed me off and she said it felt weird so she went and grabbed her stuff and she said it felt like someone kept like touching her and poking her so she went up she's like i literally told not a single soul about that she's like so when the guy was

16:49 there and he was talking to like the people that were haunting the house she goes to my home he's like oh so uh about the basement and she's like what do you mean she's like yeah the little boy told me like he was trying to play with you so he pushed you off the last oh ████ so we were ████ terrified i was getting like what the ████ and then my mom's telling she's like yeah i woke up one night and i swear because we got our house built in levine and it used to just be like pitch dark there was no like street lights or anything like that so you could see all the stars which was pretty cool and ████ but she's like i woke up one night and there was a guy standing but it looked like he had just had this huge hat but all it was was a shadow or like it's our new house and you're trying to like scare the ████ maybe it was pharrell all of a sudden that song started playing everybody was happy and ████ damn that one scared us the most because

17:41 we're like she's like i swear on my life i told no one about the basement but this guy knew exactly what happened in the basement that was like ████ spirits bro that's crazy so alex had all the scary stories yeah dude i'm not getting chills over here like you're like this is normal i'm like ████ scary life fine mom it wasn't yeah that's the trade-off that's the straight up you get dude dang man i had one that was like pretty scary at the time but looking back it was just like more like severe bullying and i was like um i had a fallout with with some people that i was hanging out with and then they wanted to like be friends again right but i didn't know they were plotting against me to basically get revenge so i forgot what we fell out about but i

18:31 was like in sixth grade and then these guys were like freshman in high school yeah it's baby ████ right but that's when we started smoking weed and tagging and doing all kinds of stuff already and then um i remember like they came over like and we hung out they're like hey we should uh just have a sleepover and then just hang out and i was like at this point i was like oh we squashed it we're friends again let's do it right and then so like i go over with my backpack full of clothes and ████ and i think like we're just gonna i don't know smoke weed and hang out so we get high and then he pulls out like a knife that he stole from my uh fishing tackle box it was it was like this buck knife it was really nice my dad bought it for me for my birthday and he's like damn look at what i found it looks just like yours huh and

19:21 then they grabbed me and they stuck it to my neck yeah and then they're like we could ████ kill you right now you know and i was all like ████ like i was like don't kill me and i i i don't know like at that point i'm like what sixth grade right was that 12 or something eleven right i really they're laughing like they're probably just like bullying me but in my head i'm like these ████ are gonna assassinate me right you think you're gonna oh yeah high off my ████ brains bro so i can't believe what's happening so i'm just high as ████ and then like it's killing my high i'm like like sobering up first off that's why he's mad he's like killing my heart bro this is ████ up he's sticking to my deck and they're like you want this ████ back and i'm all like yeah man it's a ████ gift from my dad what the ████ you stole from me and then they're like all right cool throw these on and then they put on uh they threw

20:12 boxing gloves at me and they're like you're gonna fight every single one of us and i'm like you guys are ████ ninth graders and ████ tenth graders and i'm i'm a sixth grader so i was like ████ it bro and then like i just fought every single one of them afterwards um one of the the dad came home and he came with the little brother and then they saw that we were boxing in the backyard and they saw i had like tears in my eyes and ████ and he's like what are you guys ████ doing right and then he he knew we were all high whatever but you know me i'm like i ain't no ████ rat right so i'm like we're just playing you know that that ████ goes down like they ████ with you and then like when the adult comes everyone's like scared and ████ and you're like oh no we're cool and he knew like he came up to me he's all like hey are you okay like you know uh is everything are you okay and then i'm like i'm not gonna ████ right no ████ ████ and i'm just high eyes all red i'm like what the ████ i

21:03 can't even think and i'm like no no no it's cool it's cool it's cool whatever right and then he's like all right well okay you guys have fun and then he goes in the house right and i'm like ████ i needed to be rescued like you know they got bored or was just like we're not gonna fight anymore whatever right and then like um they had the bright idea to go to a ████ abandoned house right so they're like let's let's go uh ████ ghosan or whatever yeah it's cool now right so we hopped the fence to a back alley we went to this house that that was abandoned and they were just fixing and then like i know ████ idiot right i was like i know what you guys are gonna do you guys are gonna hide in the corner try to ████ with me and scare me and then like no we're not doing that we're just trying to look for things and then like when i was there i heard them they're like how do you know how do you

21:53 know how do you know and i was like man ████ this ████ so like i was like hella blocks away from my house but i just like went to the corner and i just hopped the fence and i just booked it all the way home and then like i left my backpack everything i just knocked on my door and then my parents opened up the door and then in my mind all i could think about is like man my cousin knows gangs and like we could kill them like we're gonna ████ kill them and then so like all i could think of obsessively was the revenge and how i'm gonna get these ████ back and after that they jumped me a couple times because they caught me slipping alone but that was like years of paranoia of like they're gonna catch me on the streets and they caught me a couple times i ████ fought but like i didn't have backup and i'm like oh ████ no wonder i wanted to join a gang because it's like if i joined the gang then i have a way to

22:43 retaliate and kill these ████ yeah so i'm like man but that was like um a pretty scary moment because you just never knew when they're gonna catch you yeah yeah yeah yeah damn what a bunch of lame ninth graders huh i know with a sixth grader sixth grade losers dude that's a pretty ████ story man do you know their names full names where i'll go box them [Music]

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