0:00 foreign [Music] s into the far reaches of space okay imagine yourself 200 million light years away at what is called the Perseus Galaxy cluster oh wow can my friends come with me yeah sure all right cool I think we're together fool all right I'm gonna bring my sword just in case they're all together all right at the center of it a super massive black hole uh-huh do you dare listen to its cursed sound oh this is really spooky it's a sound this is not super spooky NASA was able to record the sound of a black hole oh dude let's hear it I didn't know it made sense my own it sounds like lift God remember once you hear it you can't unhear it if it carries any
0:50 kind of curse on your life that's on you is it a wave file yeah let's listen to it it's on YouTube by the way yeah is it an mp3 for some demonic ████ in my life so let's go okay I thought it could even I didn't even know you could make sound I thought it was just the sound away but because uh this Perseus Galaxy is filled with so much gas it emits enough waves for it to be translated into sound so it's farting but it Cosmic fart the sound itself is actually it's just a comedian 57 octaves below middle C so it's practically unhearable so it's like but it's a different frequency yeah through processing everything they've made it here whoa yeah Swizz Beatz into the NASA Studio Plus ten swizzy in the background ready guys you imagine you're listening it's just DJ okay here we go the curse of the Perseus
1:40 Galaxy is upon you [Music] it sounds like a thousand Souls screaming oh cute that is a black hole you're listening to that's so ████ cool man can you should dance to this bangers whoa it just sounds like an airplane going through the wind damn I think it sounds crazy that's so cool though but that's what I would imagine a ████ black hole it sounds really yeah that's what you said close to it I mean something similar it's either that or Enya let's just imagine that's just Sandstorm you just get today
2:31 oh [Music] I should be done with the name of it is we all know it though huge in the 90s yeah they played on KISS FM constantly or the Scatman [Laughter] yeah that's 200 million light years away that's so ████ cool how did the thing even get that far out of that thing I elaborate I think what's happening is it's reading waves and taking those actual waves and translating into what it would be audio like it's like was it like a telescope or something or is it like one of those ████ Rovers that went out there it's nothing nothing's even out there they're just observing it from Earth yeah it's
3:21 like it's like ████ reading it's like lip reading for the CIA through binoculars it's an astronaut sound man that's just floating can you get me closer to the black hole this day raid sucks ass bro because you don't like that cam uh that camera they had to send out there it's like that they had to send it ████ far so they could get photos of like stars and ████ so I was like is this the same thing but an audio recorder they said that ████ gigantic road yeah it's the same thing from uh home alone it's a talk boy you got it that's what the ████ filthy animal I saw this design for like um it's like a it's like a telescope slash camera right that's supposed to go far as ████
4:11 and then they're trying to figure out ways of like how are we gonna make it go like years and years and years obviously it needs to generate its own like energy like solar or whatever and then they came up with this thing it's like a sailboat so it's like oh catches like Cosmic or like solar waves or whatever yeah so it's like it's propelled by solar technology but then also it catches like the wind but you know there's no wind but like that that force and it just it just uses that as a way to keep propelling it forward and then with that it uses very little energy to continue going like into other galaxies and ████ so I'm like damn and uh the speed though is like how are they gonna do it within our lifetime you know oh yeah it's gonna take like ████ years and to secure the funding yeah right we're not gonna see a lot of the
5:01 coolest ████ get made but it's in the works but hopefully I won't see the end of Earth so maybe there's that you don't want to see that assuming we don't get to the end of Earth for like a long time in human existence I hope not dude this the technology and like the space like element is gonna be so gangster like in in the later part of our we stopped killing each other you know assuming that's essential you know that whole thing with uh colonizing Marsh and how they're saying like oh the first people like once it's once we're able to even get there and there's like a safe atmosphere whatever the first people to go will never like see Earth again yeah would you be down no ████ no I like Earth dude Earth is sick I don't even want to go no Mars Mars could suck a dick dude I don't give a ████ about Mars I don't even want to go to Lancaster I don't want to go to ████ mom want to go out there that's like pilgrims the pilgrims yeah exactly Never
5:53 See England again and they're like I'm fine with that what if you have a greater chance like let's say the resources on Earth are just whole ████ everything's going bad you already know the lifespan of humans on this planet it's gonna be it's it's finite so what if they said oh if you go to Mars and you like help colonize your seed will at least get a better chance at lasting another few Generations unless you know I don't care about no seeds man yeah you can suck it too you know you have to be a particular kind of like either narcissist to be like I need to carry on like my family name or you need to just be like super like heroic and be like oh yeah like this is for the greater good of everyone okay or you got nothing to attach yourself to you have no family in general so just to complete loser oh that's pretty cool too though and you're just interested about Mars yeah there has to be incentive what if it's
6:44 already been done let's say Mars is colonized it's it's already arguably a pretty cool place to go you just have the option to go but you can't come back I can't come back how all you know about Mars is that people have been ready to get five stars that's like Las Vegas uh-huh yeah but who are the people rating exactly are they other weirdos other Jiu Jitsu singaporeans did you see a good point I want to hang out with those dudes if it's pretty cool yeah oh yeah if it's like Singapore yeah zero state income tax maybe but what if they say that as a scam because that's what they're doing in America you know like in the very beginning they're just like come to the states we have gold on the ████ streets and everyone's like hell yeah and then you get here and they're like all right you're working that mine yep you're building this railroad dude it's like ████ Interstellar like that one dude that gets to the uh the one planet and he was just like I lied I just
7:34 really wanted you could rescue I was like oh that's really dark how would I get it dude that was hella realistic I love that ████ though yeah oh my God Mars sounds like MLM that's what it sounds like wait what like multi-level Mars like Mars Gooding I feel like it's a pyramid scam yeah it's a pyramid scheme yeah dude the colonization of Mars was uh delegated to Singapore only like hey Singapore you're in charge of making Mars ████ cool then would you trust it low-key yeah I would a little bit more but your boy's still staying on Earth man there has to be an inherent incentive for me I got it Mars bought the rights to ████ Jujitsu and Hainan chicken so here's the thing it's but it's also uh unrealistic
8:25 uh expectation because it's not practical at all yeah but I like American attitude right because for us it's like we're dope ████ everyone else right so that's that that's the used to be so I need that spirit so it has to be an American colony but I don't want it to be American built I want it to be built by Singapore because they do a good job uh Singapore a merit link up because that attitude is what creates what created all the dopest ████ of America to be fair isn't the idea of even colonizing Mars already the American attitude yes coming from whether it be NASA and or SpaceX that's already American a lot of people colonize but then right now the attitude is like oh it's for the future if the human race that's not ████ Mountain Dew enough yeah yeah ████ mountains do version I get what you mean do you want do you want Mars to be sponsored do
9:15 you want to see like or do you want like aliens on Mars so we have somebody to genocide if we get more genocide in Mars I'm in no I'm joking I'm joking but not really but yeah I really like gum so I don't think I want single poor to ████ with Mars gum that's I was gonna say you couldn't have gum on the entire ████ planets everywhere you have to import let's say that Mars do Mars is cracking okay but it doesn't concern you it's got the Kraken yeah there's a foster program like Dubai there's a foster program to take in some aliens and uh in your family or like a human that's been on Mars that is now these ████ has gills they found when they got there would you take one of those in how cool are they is it cute like cute alien or is it like you don't know you have no idea oh what's a mystery but I want you to be judgmental there's like Starship Trooper
10:05 alien you'll never know there's like group you know that's what you say yeah it's in a mystery box yeah how big is the Box they come in like a gotcha capsule like like the size like the size of a of a medium-sized dog medium-sized dog size dog not interested wow do we know if there's diseases or no Mars AIDS just or they're uh their antibodies could cure your diseases the only way okay is you get a rim job by one of the aliens I knew it which they call them you want to meet more eaters on Mars that just lick your ████ yeah dude if there was Amy nor Mars who's gonna be the first one to try it though God I want to be healed he's Joe's mouth
10:56 I would move to Mars if they had the uh cure to psoriasis yeah yeah that could cure my psoriasis I'm in bro they have medical saliva medical grade saliva what would you do like let's say why are you only asking me because you're the most ████ hateful it's so hateful I'm not hateful bro I'm very inclusive hateful one you're the you're the least to move out of Pasadena yeah no I'll move out of passengers he won't even move to a place that he loves like Hawaii dude I'll move practically anywhere anywhere there's a ████ Tenth Planet but a lot of it a lot of things is like is determining on one of my business and two your business online dude dude I'm in person all martians love Jiu Jitsu dude they'll
11:46 probably and your wife's a trump supporter now you say yeah she is in Lion Mars Jiu Jitsu dude well I'll come home sometimes my wife is watching Donald Trump compilation just him roasting people she's like oh my God babe did you see this and sort of wind it five times over and over again wow now she doesn't do that it's funny to make jokes about that because she gets really comfortable and it makes me it makes me laugh all right and especially when I say it's the internet what if your wife said hey I really want to go to Mars because it got new Salvador Salvador what are you gonna say then I'll be like we staying here ladies what if she's like I really want to go to Mars your mom's out there I got mx-14 they got ms-14 out there what if they got 14 is bigger number than 13. what if they got new Pasadena there and it's the
12:37 same layout same everything but I'm never going to ████ there's unlimited women's shoes everywhere wait what did you say I love women's shoes all Martians look like Hezbollah okay I'm in dude he's so done [Music]
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