0:00 and you had to pick a sperm donor would you choose somebody that was very similar to you or would you try to like look for qualities that you don't have oh you have a brother you could use his balls [Music] hey uh Regular Joe try to figure this out why would a 38 year old virgin who has never had sex be the father of 25 children because he comes in a cup and women swallow it and then they have a baby that way but what would motivate him to want to be a sperm donor because he's a virgin and nobody wants to ████ his ass so here's the crazy thing all the money that this guy makes he puts it towards charity like wow he's a good person yeah I wonder why he's not married yeah you
0:50 want to know why he's ugly it's actually not ugly but uh he's a 38 year old virgin yep if you're a sperm donor and you have to be successful you probably look pretty you have to yeah like you that's true right because then don't they want you really Christian boy he's a good Christian boy not quite he goes I'm not ████ till I'm married but I got a duty for society so I'll come in this cup without watching porn because then he's Christian and then he wants to give to charity because he's Christian yeah the pictures are safe he doesn't he doesn't jack off to women because it's not his wife or like JCPenney catalogs LL Beans Ethan Allen Ethan Allen oddly enough too some of the kids that he has
1:40 uh fathered from his sperm donation he's like the Godfather of those kids that's cool he has a relationship with a lot of people do they know that that's the father oh yeah so how can you be your actual father and a Godfather but why why would he want to do this what would you think he'd want to do this he he charity wants to have like a father-son relationship with kids but he doesn't want to have sex with anybody is this is this an SDA thing no it's not an SDA I think he's a virgin he's a virgin is he asexual oh he's never felt any form of Attraction for men or women that's kind of time so he's like the opposite of an absent
2:31 father because the absent father wants to ████ a lot come and then run away and he wants to not ████ at all come and stay and so the reason why a lot of uh couples he likes to help couples who are having trouble with fertility but the reason why a lot of these men want to go with him is because they this dude doesn't have sex and it makes them more comfortable isn't that interesting that is interesting yeah yeah nah put this guy in office you're not interested in that I'd be like I'm gonna raise this ████ week come guys kid oh I want my kid to be a ████ not a not a not an incel get passed down you think he's an ID cell he doesn't hate women okay you're right he's but but in cells involuntary celibate right so so this is not I guess it's voluntary
3:22 yeah well it's so he's a v cell he's a v cell he he's kind of he's kind of more cool it's an interesting life because he understands I think when he was 20 he figured out that he has like he finally realized I have I was not born with the ability to be attracted to men and women so he really devotes his life to charity and he volunteers with kids he sounds like a really good person yeah it seems like he is do you guys believe that his I don't know lack of ability to be attracted to men or women I think Nick believes it he's getting skeptic you think I believe it I just don't know I think you do there's a lot of maybe he's like a tree asexual right he wants a ████ tree well I don't know what I'm saying though what do you think a person who's aromantic like if he's not attracted to men and women what do you think he thinks of to jack off but also like one of your experience has been
4:12 from like like you're telling me you've never had any Curiosities or any experiences in which that you felt some sort of Attraction well maybe you got curiosity yeah you never wanted to try and be like but isn't the Curiosity even somewhat in the direction of being attracted that could be social pressure though it'd be like hey like who are you asking in a prom and then he's like gotta do it and it's like yo did you like kiss her you know what I mean like needing to feel some sort of like weird pressure but then being like I had zero feelings and I didn't enjoy that at all and maybe just discovering the aromanticism that's like gay guys that had to have a beard in the past because they're they were it was socially very unacceptable to have you know I think it's exactly the same here wait say that again
5:02 you know in the past gay guys Society so they would have beer beer no a beard is is a is a fake girlfriend or a wife that's like oh you meant beard oh Tom Cruise and and like that yeah okay so the beard the term for like if you have a fake wife to just help you oh yeah did you know what I meant obviously he's like I gotta I got a beard myself I mean Anthony both have beards beard is like uh yeah like what rock clusters yeah and then sometimes like the women know but they don't want to like let's say like it's like a it's like a secret that they have together because they're like well I don't want to ████ go go through this arranged marriage or whatever like you'll be an old school like Royal in France and ████ and then
5:53 you're gay as hell but like they're like no you have to marry someone they were like okay as hell I'm gonna marry my princess friend because that princess friend is is ████ from another country and we need to unite the ████ family no cause she she's also got a uh like a Suitor that's like 60 years old and she goes I don't want to marry that ████ and then so you're like all right well you could marry me and you can ████ whoever guy you want and then I could ████ whatever guy I want yeah and then yeah you guys sign the papers they do that ████ all the time yeah like in in Hollywood isn't that like a thing that's pretty common yep yeah the interesting thing here is that it this is a pretty unique case because here's a person that has no attraction to men or women but he has a desperate need to want to be a dad that's why I'm like I don't know and so eight out of the 25 kids that he's fathered eight of them he
6:43 has a regular relationship with where he visits regularly two of them he will have custody if something happens to those parents okay what about their own stuff yeah why so many kids those the other ones the those parents declined to like have a uh ongoing thing Fair they were like that's their choice yeah thanks I'm literally shooting this you guys know anybody that is asexual or anything like that I don't think I do I think I do know one person do you think that person is a hoax do you think they're lying or are you there that's true I do think that the the spectrum of like unique experiences and personalities exists so there's got to be that possibility yeah for sure you know what I mean so if somebody says that then I'm gonna be like okay I'll take it for for what it's worth yeah do you ever ask for questions yeah like what kind of questions like are you sure yeah what do they say they're like yeah that's it
7:34 that's great and then you go are you sure I would ask is like have you been on dates have you oh yeah you know how many days is it a guy or girl it's a girl oh okay literally asked her uh um and you guys will know who she is after the camera and the lifestyle sort of reflects that yeah yeah because because you know being a curious fan of course you're gonna ask all the basic questions they've probably been asked like 100 times by their really really close family and friends it's like well have you ever tried this like have you ever been on a day have you ever like looked at this like you know what I mean have you yeah so like maybe they have tried X Y and Z but they didn't feel anything actually she hasn't tried anything but like genuinely has no interest yeah it just doesn't even cross it doesn't yeah it's just not there she never had a crush before ask that too what'd she say oh wow do you think you're like me does
8:27 she want to have kids everybody like what [Laughter] it's just a funny question I didn't ask that question for you let's say that uh you were you had a wife and you couldn't uh have kids with her and you had to pick a sperm donor would you choose somebody that was very similar to you or would you try to like look for qualities that you don't have oh you have a brother you could use his balls that's an option that's got a point so I can't I can't have anything same genetics isn't it like that you have like uh like zero sperm zero okay so if you have to choose from a catalog of like Possible Oh if I gotta choose a catalog yeah I'm picking the best thing out there
9:18 what are qualities that you would look for yeah I feel like you have to be athletic okay um uh but what if they could grow up and beat you up that's scary because they're so excellent it's a very important question so it's on the questionnaire when you sign up every parent's fear that's the first one well you know you're gonna get older if you have kids or anything your kids are gonna be able to yeah at some point they can kick your ass yeah no ████ way dude I'm not going with that I don't again I wouldn't know until I actually put myself in that situation but I don't think that I would be like interested in having that person that donor have a specific relationship or want to have a relationship oh yeah you know what I mean No One's Gonna Come that's definitely not a normal thing yeah that doesn't normally happen and then if they like asked to be like present I I don't know how I'd feel
10:08 about it yeah I would probably I don't I'm against it I'm already upset but I can't I already have the kids so I don't need you like constant online you're like bruh okay I understand I understand went into my woman but yeah yeah get that ladder foreign [Music]
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