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Canadian Firm Announced it Got a License to Legally Sell Coke

#cocaine#controlfreak#coke#medical#drugs
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0:00 thank you [Music] I don't know if you guys heard about this but a Canadian firm had announced that it received a license to legally make and sell cocaine whoa medically well here's the thing it made this announcement everybody went crazy news reports are still saying oh yeah this company can make and sell cocaine the stock of that company went up 400 percent um is it are they called four Locos morphine basically like legal yeah yeah morphine is heroin or whatever and yeah yeah it is but what happened is if we had done this new story like three days ago or something we wouldn't have heard this part the Prime Minister came out to correct the issue Trudeau yeah and he's

0:51 like no no no no it's not you don't have a permit to sell to the public what they can do is they can make and man they can manufacture it to sell to other licensed dealers that are selling for medical or scientific purpose oh okay what's a medical cocaine like uh well it's technically cocaine but it's not like in Like Cocaine Street form it's more like cocaine medical form like it's just like in a liquid where you can just like but what do you like is it like numbing no I thought I thought to make medicine yeah isn't it called um or no I don't know there's a there's a there's a more medical name coding is sizzurp yeah let's treat me look at it is a ████ fun time but when it's not snorted it's also used like as a painkiller and ████ like that it can be it's not always the first choice of painkiller yeah but or they added an IV ████ really but there's but there's two

1:42 companies that are basically everybody was raving and hollering about this I want a new permit but it's like that company as well sounds like a loophole only sell it to dealers uh for scientific women it's a loophole yeah yeah for sure I was like if people are celebrating it's because they know they can do something different yeah they got options well Trudeau was saying that if anything happens where they continue to mistreat the public about their permit then they're going to revoke it oh that's true because he's like stop making people think that they can just start buying cocaine from you guys how would you use medical cocaine though like if I was hurt I wouldn't want to be I want to feel like oh I just want to relax maybe you feel like I'm a ████ broken leg I'm guessing once they like you know mix it with different things it's not like it's gonna give you an up and maybe give you a numb right um painkillers ████ you

2:33 up it's like it's like when you uh I wouldn't know this but allegedly if you like snow core can't uh snort cocaine right you you do get that up but if you're taking you rub it on your gums it like numbs your gums but it doesn't make you more up you know what I'm saying people do that I've never taken cocaine so maybe that's why I don't know what a good purpose we should try wait that's why people do that you've seen people do that right they'll take the cocaine after they're done smoking dog and it ████ just numbs the ████ out of your gums dude I remember the first time I saw it so it's a tingly sensation the first time I saw someone do cocaine like in front of me at like a party was one of the wildest Things ever because they literally do it like out of the movies and they and they oh and you're like whoa that's that's not the big stuff because that's you know his fingernails like a little bump but it's like when I walk into a bathroom the first they do a line yeah and you got

3:24 just long ass lines and stuff with hundred dollar bills off of mirrors well they do it five more times that's when you're like oh that adds up sounds like you've never been a Latino party dude I saw that ████ a ████ five years old dude they'll be telling like intense like like normal stories yeah go back what had a drama the other day I went to work and then I gotta and uh ████ I was thinking with some Guatemalans actually yeah they're talking about normal Day stuff talking about how to fix a car you put the transmission first but when you get the things some of the hobbies that told me that they work at like their welders and they do overnight stuff oh yeah they need it

4:14 they do it to stay up at roofers or the cross-country truck drivers you gotta stay up and ████ how come they don't do math it's a blue collar well there's something they do they do it's like Adderall though I would say just just just drink some coffee to me with drugs it's like the reason why I don't do drugs is because I know I think well being around it as a kid like I know what's gonna happen to you oh yeah and I don't want that you see the like I just see like yo like the crazy guy in ████ Circle K just like talking himself did this yeah so I don't want to do this like that's it well you need to get curious like what

5:04 world is he seen no I do think I do think it's when people are abusing such a good question I see what you're saying you have a good point I like the way your brain works but I I was always like a control freak like I I like to be in control when I'm not in control of my body I don't like that feeling what does the opposite mean like a out of control freak for me impulsive yeah just kind of like a guy who just goes with The Escapist I can't go with the flow you're self-aware so you know how to do that you know and that way uh you would run into a problem if you like you know started using whereas other people who are self-aware and maybe uh don't have that control freak nature I do think that there's like a more so psycho psychedelics versus like ████ anything that's crazy like that you know what I mean to like explore those Curiosities and discover and dive deeper

5:56 and stuff because if you don't abuse it and use it once sometimes people ████ get their life changed in like positive ways I do think psychedelics are a little bit different than like cocaine and heroin worse but it is all clumped in the same conversation of drugs for the people that don't understand have you guys have you guys tried psychedelics yeah it's pretty sweet I feel like for sure you tried that I feel like cocaine I I tried I would never do it just because I know that I probably would never stop oh yeah dude and that's the thing with like any hard drug like I feel like once I open that floodgates like that's what that's why I never tried it I did a bunch of the drugs too I wanted to but I couldn't get it I already have an addictive personality so I know if I if I have addictive personally like something that's highly addictive I'm ████ yeah there's actually a time where I was like

6:46 starting to kind of party a lot and like that that's one like I really got exposed to cocaine I started doing it like a lot right um and then there was one night and it was like I went back to my parents house after ████ just raging and just doing hella Coke and I wake up that next morning at my parents house in my old bed and I just got like blood from my nose like oh yeah dude all over the pillow sheets and stuff and that was like my first wake-up call to be like get out of this and I had to I kind of had to like go some of those friends for that period of time to get away from it not for that's probably a good strategy that's uh yeah that would be it for me yeah that's it remember smoked weed and I felt like my heart was like too fat and that was it I was like yeah I don't want to do this yeah I'm freaking the ████ out I'm good I don't want to be freaked out because that's when people do Coke like when they party right is like just to kind of keep the party going to stay up and it's like you know it gets it gets Social sometimes too right like you know you're just saying

7:37 you want to do a bump and then you know everybody goes to the bathroom you start doing things and next thing you know everybody's mad lit you know what I mean you could drink more too you think that you're a gangster and you can drink way more and it's it's stupid but it's cool that's what they're thinking yeah but what we're seeing is like a yeah dude here look are you all right that's why everybody wants everyone on it dude you got that face down really good I've been around these ████ they're just talking like yeah [Laughter] there's one dude I knew that did a bunch of coke and then like when he whenever

8:27 he's on coke I always know because he's always like talking like this at the side of it their job just kind of like an upper lip thing and I was like a Ninja Turtles figure and he always and he always talks like the like he's like come here and he talks on the side of his mouth I'm part of your recognition okay right now and he gets really chatty he starts talking about it yeah my friend who used to get chatty and he's just looking that was a scary sight to see when I remember I remember I went in his room because we were like in his house I was gonna ask for a condom because I had a girl open the door and he was just like going in and his eyes and just facing I was like I remember thinking like that's so dark like you're by yourself it's four in the morning oh there's girls out here and you're in your room right now that's dark that's when I was like I don't want to be that way did you get

9:18 that condom though condo was God and uh you know what I mean [Laughter] my ex had a she did so much she did so much coke that she had a hole in her nose whoa I heard about people she did it so much that it's on the inside and then and she told me like prior to me like finding out I'm like how am I gonna find out I'm not gonna look he's gonna be like I see but the reason the reason she told me is that when she sleeps it whistles have you ever seen that but like some people do it so much that they have a whistle when they breathe have they ever switch nostrils I mean I don't know if it matters they just like does she sleep like a cartoon where she goes

10:10 I mean yeah yeah thank you

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