0:00 [Music] this one gets slightly controversial but that's exactly why we're here to discuss it i thought you said it wasn't gonna be serious no more there was a woman who sued her mother's general practitioner due to a wrongful conception and has successfully won the right to compensation what was the conception what's a wrongful conception so this chick's name compensation [Laughter] what court did they go to and then they use contraception i don't know any other words i didn't put it in a sentence but yeah it's pretty good consternation what's it mean consternation who knows over constipation and domination all right i like this compilation ████
0:51 all right compilation yeah i got to keep them on tumbs age 20 from lincolnshire was born with spina bifida where a baby's spine and spinal cord fail to develop in the womb which causes a gap and she's suing her doctor dr philip mitchell over wrong conception charge blaming him for not advising her mother caroline to take the required supplements prior to getting pregnant to reduce the risk of spina bifida so they didn't they didn't do anything about it and then she turned out what is that what is that thing you get a spinal gap so you can do this really good oh really is she a dancer it sounds like a great musical it's fine a great music what's the plot of spina bifida i don't know it's probably a cirque du soleil
1:41 show [Laughter] and they're all wearing like medical bars those are all like single syllable almost what happens when you have this guy just bifida bifida is kind of funny like what are what are the downsides size can you walk up yeah uh twisto flex is a a pro that comes out of it you automatically go to the finals at funk styles gems oh that's one so you learn is that one of the ways to be as good as pop and pete you might have a bunch that's an unfair advantage so uh it says that the nerves that control the leg muscles don't work properly below the area of the spina bifida defect this can cause muscle weakness of the legs and sometimes paralysis whether a child can walk typically depends on where the defect is its size and the care received before and after yeah so that's why they ████ up yeah
2:31 i mean are they paralyzed or what because my i can't fathom what the ████ is happening well actually she is not paralyzed she's got a horse she actually is a jockey so she's actually capable of doing phenomenal things is she really small she can she is really small she's really short she competes in uh dude hell yeah jockey kind of like the paralympics almost but i don't think she's in the olympics but yeah stuff like that but yeah she's just pretty much suing her mom's general practitioner for millions of dollars yeah and now she is awarded the right to compensation cause she's like i came out with a spinal bit bitter yes yes but do you guys you guys feel like that's like totally legit yeah i have a friend i have a friend who's sued who sued a doctor for something like that similar but um like something happened where his arm didn't develop correctly because they forgot to they did something wrong during the
3:21 delivery and then he he got a large settlement like later in life when they determined was it like he had already developed as like a child within the womb because with this am i maybe i'm incorrect with it but is this something like before you even get pregnant uh you have to take certain stuff i think it's like if they if it comes out in the in the assessment or in like the data that this thing is there they're liable to like treat it and if they don't then that's where they ████ up well we're we're agreeing a lot on this so let me i'll be my friend bar quan yeah what would bart say i think that it's kind of ████ up that like you could sue a doctor just because you don't know if you're a doctor you're a person too you can make a mistake and then you know it ████ up your whole life that's like the most unintelligent version of art that's what i would say something like that yes in that vein
4:12 bart has so much empathy to the point where he doesn't he was like maybe maybe the doctor was having a bad day that day maybe that's what happened maybe he had a stomach ache and he misdiagnosed so what you're seeing [Laughter] take the pills maybe the mom's like no i don't want to maybe she's anti-pills but then what's telling your daughter i don't take pills dude she's a big anti-pillar doctors aren't allowed to be like whoopsie yeah i think that's what there's a whoopsie insurance that's what that is oops malpractice oops oh that's oh whoopsie interesting i forget there are like terrible ████ dogs something in place so a doctor can actually say whoops you know maybe it's not a good idea to sleep deprived doctors and overwork them with what kind of difficult ████ they have to deal with then they should just get paid less so they don't have to work as much that's pretty good yeah is it is
5:02 it because uh we don't have enough doctors as what it is somebody in the medical industry please tell me yeah lawrence um yeah yeah there's there's two little doctors as someone who plays doctor and as an actor you know it sort of sucks for doctors too because like they have to be perfect right if they make one mistake they're just ████ right yeah that's what my friend mark was just saying like minor mistakes like oh your stitches got one extra stitch or you know what i mean like i think little things like that maybe i don't know yeah but but all doctors were all like ████ human right they're just gonna they're gonna ████ up and it's just like it's scary to be a doctor i like the one where they're doing surgery and then they actually leave the surgery tools inside the person yes let's stitch it back up and like let's go get eight happy hour let's go that happened too my friend was a doctor ████ i forget the exact story but um
5:54 left the scissors inside yes oh ████ good guess um she she caught it another doctor um was just saying like yeah she's just complaining about stuff like just ████ release her like uh we don't need to do any more x-rays but then the lady was like screaming in pain and my friend she's like all right we'll just ████ do an x-ray ████ save that doctor's life because the other doctor was like nah ████ it she's fine she's good she's good oh my god in her in her ████ after surgery they left a ████ scissor in her ████ that's ████ nuts is it like kitchen scissors like big buggers like big ████ not no it was a clairos the fabric yeah yeah yeah she found the scissors she found this it's like the silly one the wiggly one yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah cool designs on the page because organs have different
6:44 squiggles and stuff yeah you can imagine you got to match the squiggles to the organs yeah the little uh thing that spins your hair out i also think with doctors too a lot of the times they get pressured to discharge their patients really quick so a lot of times it makes them go like all right i'm gonna look through this really quick all right you're good to go next just talk about some more americans my uncle was getting surgery and they left a manscaped inside of him 4.0 use the promo code jkd this episode is brought to you by his uncle we haven't been ████ manscaped for a while so don't promote their ████ sorry sorry yeah dude you know that ████ still ████ like tweaks at me like nick's at you yeah it still nicks me hey you can't say it on camera sorry
7:34 it was probably the manscape 1.0 yeah that's what it was not the 4.0 let's get a 2.0 maybe bleed too the funny thing is like if you personally know any doctors or nurses or anybody in medical field the most you hear about f███-up stories i think that's hilarious yeah that means everybody ████ up they're not gonna tell you their success stories because those are the most issues like you know who do like anesthetic or any and whatever you ████ say anastasia or romano they talk about all these times they have to ████ save another dude for ████ up the uh amount because you know you could just kill someone instantly and there's a lot of time where he's like dude i barely ████ caught it my co-worker put the switch the values and had it backwards bro that's what happened holy jesus that's not even the surgeon that's just the dude knocking you out so he's knocking you out and he's like okay romano's macaroni grill happy hour
8:24 hold on let me finish this endless trip here we go like all the ████ up stories are crazy dude i was like what other restaurants is steve gonna name you have you guys have you guys heard about the the dr death stories have you of course jack of working yeah like oh not jack wait no not actually not him there was another one that's actually his name was also dr death too but there was a guy in houston texas who was like he was a surgeon and he was killing people under the knife and then they just kept moving them to different hospitals he was a catholic ████ and he he killed like hundreds of people there was like a whole pocket what was he doing just killing people he's on accident just like yeah ████ up malpractice you know that type of ████ but they just kept like all right let's send them over here and send them over here whoa so it's like i don't know man
9:14 sometimes scissors get people stuck in people's heads i don't get sick and i don't go to the hospital i don't let doctors kill me man i don't let doctors tell them was it recently that one girl got a breast augmentation she died because of the anesthesiologist put the wrong amount oh holy ghost she was just getting a boob job dying it's like a young chick too right yeah yeah young asian chicken yeah oh dang that's not a good way to go no not volunteering that's how kanye's mama died oh no that's how she died yeah yeah yeah getting back breast surgeries breast surgery or breast like i think augmentation i think oh and then what went wrong nobody knows let's look it up i had a friend go through it and she said her body was like rejecting the titties for a while and so she was like down and out like shaking and like all that kind of stuff my friend she had to take him out yeah that's pretty cool it's like a percentage yeah there's a small percentage of where your body
10:04 won't pain it's like an autoimmune response huh beautiful pain the things they had to do for those fun bags my body rejected my circumcision when i got it because you got it too late my foreskin just like came back it's still growing to this day just a mock turtleneck into a full it got longer so i can gap commercial stop motion oh ████ you trim them every month so that they get longer i'm gonna keep going back it's like a crinkled straw thing where you put water on it i still do that i love doing that that's fun just for the facts it says for donda aka kanye's mom after undergoing liposuction and a breast reduction donda then 58 left the
10:54 operating room apparently in good health but died at home the next day oh so you don't know what did it well it wasn't a breast tim it was apparently a heart failure due to the post-operative uh procedures and stuff whoa no yeah that's what ████ kanye up man after that he wasn't the same he's uh yeah he's special that's that's for sure was that is that really that was the moment that that makes sense i guess [Music] you
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