0:00 That was the first time I got uh a little an erection. Yeah. Like, yo, what's happening to me right now? >> I'm transforming. >> Yeah. Yeah. And I was like, I'm not going to get up. Cuz I was like, something's going on with my private parts. >> Welcome back to an extremely horny episode of the Careful Boys. >> Yo, Anthony, I like your choices. >> It's that time of day for everybody, huh? Hey, what's the first sex scene in a movie that you like vividly remember ever watching? >> Bam. I'll tell you right now. >> Boom. That would be the question. >> First two. >> First two >> wowed me. [laughter] >> The first one is in Fist of Fury. Remember they got the Japanese Japanese girls out to dance for that one Russian white guy. I remember I was a kid like ████ I don't know eight or something. I'm like titties. Why is there titties
0:50 on the screen? And I remember I was just glued to it and my my dick would get hard. I don't know why. And I just knew that outside of the fighting scenes, I want to rewind back to that one. >> Is that the one where they're at the dinner party? That one? >> Yeah. And they're like sitting on the tatami and and they had like the the two chicks come out with the kimono >> and that's when the nerdy guy says his line, right? [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. >> What a time we're having. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Oh, that guy. Oh, what a time. >> It's my favorite. >> I always forget. >> Nothing ever like this. Yeah. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Is that Is that guy supposed to be Japanese or something? >> No, he's a a chi Chinese. >> You're talking about this moment, huh? >> He's a Chinese guy that's a translator. So, he's like the ████ that betrayed the Chinese people. >> He's like the Smithers. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And I >> Bro, yeah. That was a strong scene,
1:40 dude. >> Oh my god. Were you watching it with your parents? >> No. My so my dad uh when when my parents were divorced um I would see my dad on Tuesdays and Wednesdays and every now and then my dad would like wants me to go stay with him, right? And his version of family time is taking me to go rent videos and then I watch it at home and then he goes gamble. [laughter] >> That's ████ dope. >> So he'll be like he would bug my mom. Can BART come and stay with me? Come stay with me. I haven't had a chance to stay with him for a long time. He's like, "Let him stay this weekend." And my mom's like, "All right, fine." And your dad really wants you to go stay with him. I'm like, "Oh, okay, cool." And then my dad would take me to the Chinese video store, rent me like ████ eight VHS tapes, and then he's not even [laughter] there. >> Bro, I feel like your dad enjoyed you
2:32 like a goldfish. Like he just walks by and he goes, "That's dope, this dude." And then he walks away. >> Yeah. And I So he would give me that and then I have like a ████ giant bag of McDonald's that last me like three meals. >> Oh my gosh. [laughter] >> You're living the dream. >> Like a 20 piece chicken nugget, like three cheeseburger. Like way more than I could finish in one meal. ████ like two things of orange soda and I'm [laughter] just sitting there watching titties on the screen over and over and over >> in your own bachelor pad. [laughter] >> Yeah, >> that's so sick. >> And then my dad would come back like 2 days later. He's like, "All right, you're going home." I'm like, "Cool. I spent the whole weekend with my dad. [laughter] My dad's house is cool." Like, why was it necessary to have you there? >> I think that's his generation of >> That's quality time, dude. >> We're spending time. He's spoiling my
3:22 son. >> I love the idea of being like, "Please let me take Bart for the weekend." >> Yeah, please. >> Maybe Bart at his house was like a good luck charm. He would just make hella money when he would go camping. >> Put on black. [laughter] Every time Bart's homie wins, that's >> Maybe it's like a Maybe he just doesn't want your mom to have you. [laughter] >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Is it, oh, my wife's unhappy. I'm going to win tonight. >> Damn, bro. That must have been hard going having a whole weekend of just all McDonald's and then going back to your stained glass meals with your mom. >> That's such a big difference. And the TV's taped up. >> That's why it was the dream. It felt like like no love, but it was the best. [laughter] >> Hell yeah, dude. >> Cuz my mom would be like, "Oh, you got to wear a jacket. You got to do So I felt hella love. It's just not the love that I want. But with my dad was like ultimate ████ freedom. >> Hell yeah. >> I was like sick.
4:12 >> Oh my god. You got to watch Bruce Lee movies unsupervised. >> Bruce Lee, Jet Lee, all that's why I like that was my childhood. I would have like eight of them. So I would watch one when this one's done put it in the you know the rewinder like and then immediately already while that one's rewinding I'm watching another thing and I'm like constantly just frying my brains >> on kung fu movies [laughter] >> just back to back. >> That's so sick. >> But that was a good scene. >> Yeah. >> And the second one was uh I remember uh Wild Things. >> Come on with Denise Richard. >> Oh that's that's one of your first. >> Come on. Oh that's OP. And then that was that was uh the lesbian scene. >> Dude, that's like way too strong. >> That one was in high school where we were like >> changed my life. >> We were at a homiey's house and he played that and I was like, can we be watching? [laughter]
5:02 >> This is illegal. >> Yeah. >> A little bit of this right here. Huh? >> So I was a I was a freshman >> on in drum line and it was like a drum line hangout. >> Yeah. And uh so I was like 14 or whatever and then I was like is this what juniors and seniors do? They watch ████ pornals on TV. [laughter] >> What was that movie even about? >> I don't even know. >> I don't even know either. >> Blew my brains. This makes no sense. >> I was like >> my first one that I remembered, it wasn't even a sex scene, but my dad had rented Under Siege and we both didn't know what it was about. >> Sick. >> And we were just watching Under Siege. >> That's Steven Seagal, right? >> Yeah. And then that girl comes out of the cake and then she just like has her jacket like this and her tits come out and my dad went, "OH, [laughter] >> and then and then he stopped it and made
5:53 me leave and I was like, "Oh man." But I caught a glimpse and I stored it in the spank bank and it was in there for in HD for so many years. >> That was dumb. >> You know what's ████ hilarious? So Taika is really into Happy Gilmore right now. >> And then so he's watch he watch both of them back toback all the time and then every time Adam Sandler, you know when he goes to like his happy place. >> Oh yeah. >> She's got the beers and stuff. >> He thinks about Virginia, right? And like she's in lingerie or whatever and then she's like, "What's so happy about that place?" [laughter] >> And he goes, "I go to my happy place." Like, "Not again." And he turns around like, "Girl, >> yuck." I'm like, "One day you're going to understand." [laughter] >> Yeah, dude. He must think he must think those movies are so funny cuz Happy Gilmore's humor like or Adam Sandler's humor at the time, it's perfect kid
6:44 humor. >> Yeah. >> Like the persona that he puts on >> and it's mischievous. >> Yeah. >> He like So he does all the ████ We take We go to the golf course. We're going to the golf course. He has the ████ golf club and he's like going like this. I'm like, "You can't be doing that here." Like you see how nice people are dressed like you have to like behave a [laughter] certain way. It's all in the hips. [laughter] >> He does the running. >> Pull up the under siege chick. >> I think she's also in Baywatch if I remember correct. >> Oh, she's just fine. >> Yeah, >> that was like to me the finest girl I ever saw in my life in that moment. >> And there's titties. >> Yeah, >> we might have to watch that. >> It's funny because I'm just going to go like woo. >> No, no, go. I want to see who >> you can find one without the thing showing. >> Can you pull it up so we can >> Oh, that's titties for sure. [laughter] >> Thanks, doctor.
7:37 >> No doubt about it. >> Glad we have a doctor here. >> Cuz sometimes their titties. Wait, she's famous, though. >> Yeah, that is I think that is her. Yeah, she was in I think she's in Baywatch. >> Yeah, she's on Baywatch. I forgot her name. >> I don't remember. But she was like >> She's the tittiest girl in Under Siege, >> I believe. So, >> what was her what was her alias in? [laughter] >> Take your time. >> Why are the >> kitty girl? >> I don't know. >> There's no there's no photos. >> Stripper cake girl. >> Or maybe look up like Baywatch. >> Just looked up the cover of Under Siege. It's probably on there. >> Erica Eleniac. >> It's cross reference. >> Yeah, Erica Elennia. >> '90s hot is the hottest. >> Yeah, 90s hot >> when it was all forbidden when you couldn't get, you know. >> Did you see her in that cake scene? >> Yeah, it's Erica Liniac. >> Boom. Not saying this is all >> so hot down there. >> And in the top right corner, that's where she is now. Oh, please don't
8:29 >> pull her up now. >> What? This one right here. >> Did she fall on hard times or something? >> She's pro. I think she's hotter than Pamela Anderson. >> I thought she was hotter than Pam, too. >> She just became Butch. >> Yeah, she's way hotter than Pamela Anderson. >> Is that what the article says? [laughter] >> Where are they now? She done she done become Butch. Another one was um I think it was Tia Carrera and Golden Child. >> Oh, >> remember there's this scene where she's wearing a white dress shirt and she was kicking people's asses and ████ >> That's not Tia Carrera. That's a different chick. >> Golden Child. Yeah. >> Who is that? >> It's some other girl. >> Some other Asian. >> Look, she's like some weird some other name. >> Golden Child. >> Yeah, but she was banging too. Golden Child. Yeah. >> Yeah. These are all like the first like hot starlets we're seeing as kids. We're
9:19 like, damn. the ones on KTLA. [laughter] >> Yeah. >> My first memory was my friends rented like either Freddy Krueger or Jason from the library and we were just ████ scared out of our brains watching this ████ and I think this girl was riding a dude in bed and then you saw titties bounce in and we were like, "Oh my god." Is it? >> Her name is Key Nang. >> Yeah, >> she looks nothing like Tia Carrera. >> I got it mixed up. I don't even know that scene. I don't I don't know. >> White dress shirt. >> I think her name is Charlotte Lewis. She plays Keen. >> Oh, [laughter] >> Charlotte Lewis probably didn't come out. >> And then see if there's a Hollywood Asian. >> See if there's one where she's wearing like a white dress shirt >> for sure. I I remember there there was a >> either she was fighting bad guys or like I was like, man, she's a her shirt's about to fall off. [laughter]
10:10 >> Somebody should do something about that. >> Um there's it's not what you're looking for, but >> talking about that. >> Oh, is that is that blue dress shirt? >> Oh, blue dress shirt. She has like just that only the button down >> tea. >> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. >> Nice. >> Show us what you see. >> Oh, no. I'm just looking at the same image. >> Oh. Do you guys remember this Angelina Julie Antonio Banderas movie called Original Sin? >> No, >> I never saw it. No, that was your first sex scene you saw. >> I don't think No, cuz when I think of first they were always suggestive like I remember when like my dad had the Roger Moore collection of James Bond and then there was like for your eyes Only or Octopusy or stuff like that. They would always have those like suggestive, but it was always PG-13 >> implied sex scenes. Yeah. >> But I remember still being a kid and always trying to like go into like the locked jar cabinets in order to be able to pull that movie at VHS out to see if I can like see the stuff that my dad would cover my eyes on. And then it
11:02 would always kind of be a let down cuz it was always suggestive. And then I remember one day my friend in high school in like ninth grade or something, he had like a burned DVD of original sin. And they go off in that movie. Angelina Jolie is going off >> and Antonio Banderas. >> What? I need I didn't even know they they had a scene together. >> I don't even remember what the movie's about. I just remember that scene. >> Wow. >> Original scene. >> I heard that. >> All right, I'm going to watch it tonight then. What was What was your favorite one? I feel like you had a lot >> a lot. >> This was Brokeback Mountain. That's when you first saw sex scene. >> I didn't see that until 2020 actually >> cuz he's more younger than Oh, that was a different generation. The first time I saw was uh Titanic. >> That's the first sex scene. >> That was that was the first time I got uh a little an erection. Yeah. Yeah. [laughter] As a young child. That was my
11:52 first one. >> That's a pretty iconic one because like the whole world saw that >> cuz the whole time I was watching I was like, "Dude, this movie sucks." Like you thought it sucked >> cuz I was watching I was like Bart. I was like, "I want to watch Bruce Lee. No one's ████ fighting. They should be fighting right now. >> Throw Jackie Chan in this movie." >> Yeah. I was like, "How come there's no Asian people? What the f███?" >> He's watching Titanic. When did they get into the fight scene? And then I, you know, it's it's like so in my head it's like the most boring movie of all time. And I'm like laying down on my belly. I'm I remember my feet were kicking up and I was just watching like that. And then I saw, you know, what's her name? Getting Yeah. getting all painted and I just remember being like, yo, what's happening to me right now? >> WHAT'S HAPPENING? >> I'M TRANSFORMING. >> YEAH. YEAH. And I was like, I'm not going to get up. Cuz I was like, something's going on with my private parts. >> You're watching with your family? >> Yeah. Yeah. How old were you? >> That's weird, >> dude. I I want to say I was in like second or third grade, bro. I remember I
12:43 was like really young watching this and I was like, "Yo, >> no one in the room was like, "Oo, Nick better leave the room. This part's getting kind of spicy." >> Yeah, that was it. >> They let you watch the hand on the glass steam up. >> And I just And I didn't understand what that meant. [laughter] >> Why is it so steep? >> I didn't I was like until I was older and then I was like, "Oh, they were having >> thought it was like when Shredder puts his hand up." [laughter] >> Oh, I guess she's not been defeated. I just remember being like I just didn't understand the movie. I just understand the gravity of the movie. >> Well, it's still PJ 13, so it's also still >> And it's like artsy, right? Cuz he's like, you're being painted. >> Makes it more romantic. >> Actually, you know, it was crazy when I was a kid. Eyes wide shut. >> Anthony, how were you watching these as a kid? >> Wow. Cuz my parents maybe rented it or something like that and then they didn't know really what the full context was cuz that was still like a blockbuster movie at that time. >> God, that's a heavy movie for a kid.
13:33 >> Yeah. And then I snuck in and you know my mom kept it in her underwear drawer or whatever. I found that VHS and when they was away at work at the dry cleaners, I remember pop that bean and being like [laughter] >> is that there's a like a steamy sex scene in there or what? >> It's all steamy sex. >> Oh, for real? >> The whole thing is like >> giant orgy. No. Who stars in it? Uh >> Tom Cruz and Nicole Kidman. >> Oh, and Steve. >> I think it was it's a Stanley I think it's a Stanley Kubri film. And I think it's it was actually supposed uh correct me if I'm wrong, but I think it's supposed to be more about like the Hollywood like kind of also child like blah blah blah scene, but then but in order for the movie to like get green lit and go through, they had to like take just that element out and keep it to orgies and stuff. >> Oh wow. >> It's crazy. >> It's like about the elite Hollywood like system. Yeah. It's crazy.
14:23 >> It's crazy. >> And you learned about that as a child. That's crazy to me. >> I don't know if I learned anything. I saw it.
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