0:00 they made jaywalking legal but the liability is still on the Walker if you get hit I love that's my favorite rule of all time it's still going to default to the person that was walking makes sense I think if a car hits a person the person should go to jail that's why dead goad so [Music] people breaking news pulled this article for Nick specifically yes jay walking has been legalized in New York City woo anyway they should but you know what the flip side of that rule is what if you're jaywalking and you're not walking at a considerate pace for oncoming traffic they should be able to like get real close to you yeah they should be able to and bump you yeah bump you a little bit like a little love time I think you also can't break the 45 past
0:50 45 degree rule or under 45 cuz like the most effective mathematical geometrical JW walking is a 90° straight A to B like to the side but and then it's it's forgivable to go like at 45 if you're avoiding something or whatever but the second you're like in like a 30° angle and Sh you're just like staying in the street you're being a jerk taking there was these two drunk dudes that were doing that I went right up their fing ass and I just held the H yeah that's right yeah cuz who the ████ walks across the street diagonally like that well drunk is also forgivable in a different way no dude I right up to their ass cheek and I went that makes me happy honestly the reason why they were actually um
1:40 petitioning to legalize jaywalking there is because they said that there was a racial and class disparity they said that in New York everybody jaywalks that's fair I everyone yeah stock Brokers to 90% of jaywalking tickets went to the Black and Latino communities uh oh that's not okay really you know why it's cuz they're afraid of the Wall Street guys that are like I'm walking here and then they're doing like a big deal and then if a cop stops them they're like I'll sue you you're going to blow my deal and then the NYPD got sued too many times I know the Sant what's your ████ name give me your badge number I got 6 million on the line you going to pay the tab see and NYPD give me one bacon medic tomato give a to chop cheese yeah that's that's the same so the NYPD they go to Chinatown they go to
2:32 ████ little Puerto Rico wherever they go and then they're like these guys ain't going to fight back but then like here's the thing like they did that same thing here for same reason but is that because I mean not that they give jaywalker tickets to really prevent accidents but don't more fatal thingies happen in lowincome communities as it is well I think jay walking here is crazier like in New York it's like it's a walking City well you're thinking about like downtown and Manhattan stuff like that everybody walking like people don't even have cars there public transportation works right here if you're jaywalking you're like you're jaywalking you're some streets here are highways you know you got to like cross the freeway basically most places in America it's so dangerous to jwalk cuz people don't expect you to jwalk so we drive faster we like and then like like
3:22 especially at night dude we don't have good streetlights and stuff when people are walking by you just don't expect it and you're like what the ████ is that ████ sh of a man yeah yeah that's true this is why like s█████ traffic in Asia sometimes makes more sense than here because here we have Law and Order so you're like I could be on my phone because I'm in my Lane driving at the speed limit and no one's supposed to jump out in front of you nobody supposed to be doing whatever that's why we have deaths that happen here because people are like going and also a lot of people are like in America in general don't walk New Yorkers walk right but because pedestrians don't walk that much they don't even know how to like like work together like the cars don't know like you know when the ████ walking guys is there and then you have the stripes right I would see people waiting and then dudes are just blowing right through and no one's slowing down until
4:13 one car goes oh there's a pedestrian they slowed down right and then now people on this Lane don't see so they'll just ████ blow through right and almost hit the ████ that's trying to cross the street whereas there like viral videos uh on like Tik Tok and stuff where you see people on motorcycle in Vietnam yeah and it's always like day one trying to cross street in Vietnam and like nobody SS for you and then it's like day 30 and you just ████ walk and then everyone perfectly avoids you and that's the culture you just go and it figures itself there's like an unst structure to structure yeah everybody kind of knows all right I'm going to let this guy but it's a common curtsy thing though for sure cuz like even in like Asia like when you walk upstairs or escalators right side everyone like chills left side it's like moving traffic I feel like you can't do that here in the states like not everybody
5:03 will respect that the the biggest thing I I so when you're in like Vegas or Wy ke right um I think Americans in general just don't walk so they don't understand how to walk with other people so dudes would just like be in groups and then they'll stop in the middle of the ████ sidewalk to have a conversation and everyone has to walk around this much space cuz they're just not used to the etiquette so like I'm like like why is it that and I was like oh yeah cuz most people in the states what do they do you get up you get in your car you you just take that everywhere you don't actually walk that's their first time walking too all those T and everyone's fat ass ████ and they don't walk it's also just laop mentality in our society everybody here's just main character yeah 100% everyone's their own main character whereas like specifically Japan everyone is supporting actor yeah
5:54 everyone's NPC even in Europe too like you notice any pedestrian culture they're more aware when they're walking they're like okay there's a buch of people here dude Americans are ████ so like main character energy where they don't even give a ████ what if they did pull up the stats let's say that they really did a study and they're or or we all had to do it where like the next five jwalkers you got to write the race down mhm and if there was just all like not white people would would if that makes sense if they were like statistic can I tell you my stats I'll give you my my last well you guys Pasadena though that's different no but you okay it's my point is it's a mixed bag most of the people that are really bad at jaywalking that I've seen are like older white folks who just take it for granted and they just walk and they don't look over their shoulder I see that a lot the other one is like depending on what
6:45 neighborhood I'm in black and brown folks you know and they walk cool so they walk slow and then like the Asian folks are usually that I've seen today I almost hit a lady but she was jogging so it's fine but she was in the perfect she was in my glare so it would have been her fault on paper I would have been fine if I hit her I would have been totally fine I didn't see her so it's your fault yeah exactly it's her fault here here are some stats that I see on the crosswalk where it's legal when I when you're legally allowed to walk on the crosswalk here when I see an Asian person walk in and even myself included on the crosswalk if they see a cars that's waiting for that turn they like kind of hurry up a little bit yeah that's what I do right that's what I do mhm when I see you do the when I see almost every other race they're just like even if they see it they're just they stay in the exact
7:36 same Pace because it's their time or or if they're homeless they'll ████ inch ████ they don't care homeless I forgive even more you know because like at least not me dude like this is your house this is your domain you know where you see a lot of like cuz when I lived by Hollywood and Highland that everybody crosses at the same time X's squares whatever right but that's the only place that I saw majority white people crossing out a turn everywhere else that I grew up it was all other races jaywalking but Hollywood Highland hella of tourist white ass people like main character energy just blocking the whole ████ with their families like kids and ████ a lot of whites get in the way I think you know what I think it is CL that I think it's Midwestern white folks tourists
8:26 that's never walked before in groups in big crowded areas they don't know they don't know how to walk you know my my biggest white crime that I ████ shake my fist at is when it's like it's usually white ladies it's a group of white ladies at the grocery store and they just love just standing in the ████ middle of the aisle and just chat it up nothing and their cards are creating the Great Wall of whiteness they're just living life they're just living life having a good time catching up with each other I would love to I would love to get some Cheerios you know like I would love to go to that but why do they got to point the carts like this where they block the ████ like a gate to try to get through so what do you hate most about white people uh I'm dating a white woman I bet she wouldn't do that though is she in the way with her cart all the time yes get her back get her back for us you like this ████ this is your [Laughter]
9:18 daughter uh I don't know why people crazy yeah white people be tripping huh people be crazy are you willing to say that on a I admit to it no I live in like a kind of like nice white neighborhood now in San Diego I live in La Hoya and uh I remember looking at like they really take their time man my my cousin was Beach they don't rush yeah they don't rush he was like he's like white people don't rush man say that to New Yorkers yeah it's different there I'm walking those are different whites yeah that's true those are uh industry whites industry wh if you rush at the beach you're kind of ruining the vibe too though yeah you got that's the whole VI if you're rushing at the beach for sure if you're relaxed in New York you kind of ruining the V get the ████ out the way you're not wasn't any deals yeah yeah you don't have a Bluetooth Brother come on you don't got a suitcase here's another funny anecdote or reason why this bill actually got passed
10:09 legislation passed by the city council last month officially became law over the weekend because the city's mayor Eric Adam declined to take action either by signing or vetoing it after 30 days so it just passed oh he was too lazy he was dealing with the pity St P Diddy stuff he got a lot of problems right now yeah I'm okay with Jay Walkin being legal yeah I just uh I just don't like when people take advantage of it and they just kind of cruise and they walk like anytime someone walks into traffic you better have your head on a swivel brother like I think car should have the right away well well isn't it the same as here where like they made jaywalking legal but the liability is still on the Walker if you get hit stop yeah so you're good as a driver and that's fire I love that's my favorite rule of all time it's still going to default to the person that was walking makes more sense makes like go ahead do it but it's
11:00 you're not going to win that case I think if a car hits a person the person should go to jail that's what I think dead dead so people just run people over and then all these people go to jail you better you better yeah you can't do it on purpose but remember when we were kids like the number one rule is when you cross the street look both ways ████ but some kids will be kids though so like what happens if you hit the kid you still think you got to teach the like I have never taught taica you have the right away so walk into the street they need to stop for you I almost died at I always tell people try to kill your ass so ████ stay on the side I say that to my dogs dude and they look at me crazy and I tell them you can't be cross in the street they're like I can't understand your words first of all you're all tonal I forget
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