0:00 [Music] who's heard of this uh medical uh professional term before it's called uh blue balls never heard of that dude never never heard of it never bro oh man we'll talk about this stuff here [Music] [Laughter] anymore it's just insulting [Laughter] you're like the unruly kid in class ████ you teacher that guy's so cool teacher never yells at him all right cool yeah he's like that's bart only barker get away with it that's the end of that one yeah yeah yeah uh what do you guys want to talk about what about
0:50 blue balls man what about blue ball what did you i've never had blue balls before have you guys had it no i never had it i thought it was just like a joke because i've heard things from the week and then like like they're making out their chick or whatever and then they get hard and they end up like the chick goes home and then they're like oh my ████ balls hurt and i'm like damn i never experienced that they were complaining how bad of her i thought it was made up purely as a way of coercion it could be that's it i'm like 90 on that page except for i do feel like i've had blue balls one time in high school and it's because back in high school and and for me personal story like that i i didn't like have sex yet so like but i was doing a bunch of stuff with like my lady you know what i mean so try it like what describe it don't look at me like that itemize it the scratching nick durations please look down and inspect and be like oh
1:40 ████ they're blue yeah just slap it against the wall yeah i mean what is the root of that no no but but i do i do remember i do remember like being you know like very very active and then not busting a nut and then like later on just done whoa like this this feels very uncomfortable what were your symptoms it just like feels uncomfortable that's it your balls just hurt it's like you need to get something out but could you walk could you is it like you know it's like it's like it's like when you have to like take a ████ or something like that right there's just an internal discomfort that doesn't necessarily like impair yourself so the pressure is built you had a pressure build yeah you had a pressure build did you release that pressure eventually absolutely by myself thank you only guy who can rely on himself as a real man should i did it improve your dancing is
2:30 what we want to know i was in dance in high school it was spiteful point is the point is though that a sex expert does explain why bl blue balls isn't an actual thing it's mental right uh it's actually a lot more of what ryan's hinting at coercion that's what that's what this sex expert is saying i bet i bet that's true i mean what what what makes you a sex expert like you ████ a lot who me personally no i mean or if you if you watch people have sex a lot does that make you yeah i mean like i studied the tape like i have the red line all the time i think that'll make us all sex back to us sexpert a sexpert but wait was this was this lots of research expert a a male or female what do you think this uh his name is nadia his name is nadia then how
3:20 the ████ was she know i mean i've never experienced it but i was like that's ████ woman's explaining she has she has to uh come up with an actually she's a ████ doctor or something is she measuring blue balls wouldn't that be really great if like after watching so much porn pornhub just sends you a plaque the way youtube sends you like a that'll be like you are now a sex expert you got the platinum button yeah you get a platinum port we've been we've been monitoring you through your webcam and you visited the site a hundred thousand you know what you're doing at this point you don't know what you're doing i should not be raising good cookies confetti blows up on your screen and says congratulations ████ incognito mode ruined my chances of at least a million views on incognito mode all right so this sex expert nadia pakodi uh has been dropping these truth bombs about blue balls saying that men
4:11 will sometimes claim they are suffering from the affliction when they are denied sexual pleasure that amounts to a climax that's the most elegant way of putting that well you said coercion that's a pretty good word i always thought guys just said it to get girls to finish the job they're like oh come on babe don't give me blue balls pretty poetic i never said that oh you know what's interesting too the only time i ever heard about blue balls was in high school yeah it's like i never hear it past high school that's because you getting it you know you know me man you have a sex bro but i feel like i think that is a myth that is that is probably a myth i'd be having sex dude there's a guy who listens every time i heard of people talking
5:02 about like blue balls though there'll be like a group of guys that would agree like oh yeah man it hurts up there oh yeah me too yeah yeah they do that ████ and i'm just like y'all got weak dicks man that's so weak i never had a blue ball what is that yeah i never had blue balls i don't know we dig this guy after he like shared his story no way story i told never even happened never had blue balls uh speaking of the poetic terms uh this this lady nadia is explaining that blue balls isn't real and is instead used as a quote-unquote guilt tactic damn you hit it she might be women splaining a little bit yeah what's her experience how does she know how does she go hey eric you know uh so your son's 18 and you're pretty close in age yeah did
5:52 you and you're ready get ready y'all are both 18. i did actually you did yeah you know our parents are both 18. no you're not our parents you look so young yeah seriously how did this 18 year old have an 18 year old how's that massive dramatically possible you just like incubated him longer it's actually a twin that he held on to a twin that he held on to came out he's like aunt came out first you're my son not my brother 18 years later yeah he came out good for you yeah cause like our parents that they just skipped that talk you know so like i think we're the new generation and we're asian americans we want to give that talk but hasn't come yet and i don't know if we're that open for you you guys are really close right and you guys are buying ████ nfts and ████ together yeah taika looks like he's ready he already knows
6:42 well according to him right now he's gay that's what he said yeah because he looks at girls not only that he's ancestral he's in sexuality because i asked him who he wanted to marry and he goes ew not a girl i want to marry my cousin which is you got to try it all out you got to try your boy cousins these are the signs two of them two of them he wants to marry two of them so what's kind of what's kind of interesting about that is like we we live in this world of cultural norms and all these things are learned and tyka's in this like innocent phase where he hasn't learned what culture dictates how we're supposed to be so he has no idea yeah so all of these like so that's his natural self that's that's like you know just a cousin loving gay guy we need more of those in the world obviously yeah i'm just putting two and two together you have to change this paperwork now or
7:32 that's not monogamous that's true yeah what a chauvinist are the cousins brothers they're twins they're twin boys so no sex talk no i've had the sex talk with him at what age and what age did you tell him he's like all right so you know this nft right well he was 16. he's like you know the lana rhodes nft rug pool right okay so the analogy is do you have this rug pulled here and sometimes you got to protect yourself from these rug pools no i had to talk with him when he was 16. pretty good and uh it it was you know awkward he'd be like dad what are you what are you telling me i was like i need to at least like have this conversation what's the opening sentence yeah everyone probably what's the problem man like what made you go i got to talk about this look at him like he's your son yeah you guys you guys do you guys touch on blue balls at all because i i mean is that in there at all i guess i need to reference this uh this sex expert
8:22 because i think my opening statement would be like like let's say he's like 14 or opening statement have you ever been horny you know that is a tough opening bro you don't want yourself that's like dad yeah you don't want your dad asking for 14 yeah if they have my genetics they're ████ beating off at like 10. i think the opening statement has got to be like relative to him it's like so i was on your computer and i saw some stuff let's talk about it that's good what is this grinder why are you using your pc for it stop being such a weird kid use your phone don't use the desktop version when you crack are you gonna kill people what are you hacking it
9:12 yeah how did you how did you break it to him um so he was he met a girl online they were playing fortnite or something like that and he started having like an online relationship um and then i was like hey you know like i know it's virtual and she's overseas but we should at least have this conversation don't send your dick pic boy yeah you don't wanna put that ████ out there because if you wanna you know who knows what a job job right who knows what's his name is [Laughter] so i just basically said hey you know like we should we should have this conversation let's sit down and it started off awkward and i was just telling him hey you know if you want to go sleep with a girl it's totally cool i'm okay with it just use protection here's some condoms things like that that's tight um what is it was he receptive get out of here lame dad he was like the whole time he's like he's like okay dad is the most awkward conversation ever but he was there you know he was present for it yeah he's
10:03 probably this is so weird can we just leave them there just leave them there what are the first steps what should i do but i think it's like it's important to have that communication because like you're right like my parents never said anything like that never explained anything like that so like when when when i got to the age of you know being sexually active i had no idea what's going on my mom just said i hope you're not buying hookers she goes her son they're my friends from high school they're not hookers yeah were you buying hookers ████ hookers you might watch a lot of cops that's so funny because like most of us we only get our sexual education from high school yeah from like the gym or the pheasant even though right yeah we were lucky with the internet we got movies
10:54 we got lucky that's true i think i was hooking up and my mom heard her moan and then it just happened one too many times because i'm a sex expert and then so she's like i hope you're not buying hookers and i'm like no we're like together because i think she would understand that you should have like she's paying for me i think first-gen internet generation like that's pretty ████ up to learn about sex that way dude all i remember i don't know how old you guys are but when when i was younger we had the only way we could download porn is through bbses so you had to do dial up you know when you like use the mode makes all the weird screeching noises and the moment somebody picks up the phone your connection's over yeah so you'd go onto like these bbs's dial into somebody's house and download these jpegs of porn and then and then your parents would pick up the phone and make a call and you'd only have half the picture so you're beating off to like just this headshot here
11:44 you're just imagining what's happening yeah that's why we had a floppy disk where we would download and drag it into the floppy but even loading those up it still opens up [Laughter] pornography so i think it's even more important to explain like yeah that's true because the desensitization of it is like what gets them off when they're like finally in their 20s it can really damage their heads the first porn i ever saw was like i was like super young i think i was like 12 and i had aol and i went to this chat room where people were just doing like sending porn to each other the first ████ picture i saw was a girl and she had like a strap-on like connected to her face and she was anal a different chick and i went whoa i
12:36 was like this is what my parents ████ do this is what's sexist that's crazy is this ████ i was like mom you do this mom do you do this i was like i don't know if you need this much equipment with other women logistical nightmares it took a lot to finally see the correct porn dude i got a chin strap you went straight from the deep end dude [Music] you
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