0:00 I'll tell you one that I still think about today. I was on Ecstasy. I found I saw my friend at a rave. I haven't seen her in ████ ages, right? I looked at her and for some reason I was like, "Dude, when did you get pregnant?" And she goes, "I'm not pregnant." That's ████ huge. She got huge. >> That's way worse than ours. >> Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys, where we are going to talk about the most embarrassing time that we were wrong. And it doesn't have to be the most. Just has to be one of the more recent times you can remember. Can I share one? >> Go for it, please. You already have something >> because I'm actually still pretty embarrassed about this. And you're gonna feel embarrassed for me. >> So, um I'm watching like uh this ad for like America's Got Talent. This is probably like a few years back. And then um and then I see this uh I see this
0:53 like dance group. They had like suits or whatever doing like some ████ And I was like, "Man, that looks like they copied my homies team so blatantly. What a ripoff. These guys suck ass." So then I texted my friend and I'm like I sent him the the link. And I'm like, "Look at these fools. I think they're you guys. What the ████ is that s███?" [laughter] And then he responds and goes, "That's us, bro." Oh, that's not that bad cuz you're complimenting him. >> But this guy is the nicest ████ guy in the dance world. It's ████ you know, Phoenix, >> guy named Phoenix. >> Well, did he take it as as a joke? Like, like you're just being funny. >> He's a really nice guy, though. >> Nicest guy that I've ever met in the dance world. And he goes he responds with I'm so I ████ got shocked after he said that. And I was like, "Oh my
1:43 god, bro. I'm so sorry." And he goes he goes, "No, it's okay. We We must have done pretty bad then, huh?" >> Oh, that's bad. Okay, now I get why you're >> Cuz they look bad. They look they look not the best in that short snippet. >> So, I just assumed that those were people copying them because I think they're good. Everyone knows they're good. That clip didn't do them justice. So, >> intention was like, "Dude, look at these guys copying you. You're tattling." >> Yeah, but that's them. >> It was mixed with half intention of going like, "These guys are whack." >> Yeah, I see. >> So, I felt really horrible because this guy's been nothing but perfectly nice to me all the years I've known him. And uh that was and he took it so like nicely and like had my back when I'm like don't do that. I feel worse. >> But yeah, you know them. So you >> Yeah, really nice guy. And I felt really
2:33 embarrassed about that. Has anybody got anything worse than that? So I can feel better. >> Yeah, I can feel it from you. I can actually feel it. >> What's the prompt again? >> Most embarrassing. I'm I'm really trying to remember >> because now I'm thinking about nice guys that I slided. >> I immediately just go to like >> that's pretty that's even better. >> I immediately go to like I made a million dollars off 28 grand and I was like it's going to 5x homie. Like that's pretty bad. >> Oh, but then you're only embarrassing yourself and I feel like that true >> that ceiling of embarrassment only goes so far. That's >> true. Okay. Okay. Let me get to keep thinking on this one. >> Yeah. It's not as embarrassing as like you were so confident and then you got oh in your faced like hard.
3:23 >> There's like enough reasons to be like oh it wasn't my fault. >> I I would say my top one is a story I've shared here before where it's when I was in high school and I could have swore I wasn't the fattest guy. [laughter] That's the best though on the basketball >> camp. Uh, and I I was convinced that this other dude, Mike Lee, was fatter than me. So, we argued on court when he called me a fat ass like, "No, fool. You're fatter than me." And he was confused. And a bunch of our mutual friends. We're all confused and I didn't understand. And I thought it was just who was out dissing the other fat guy. And then it wasn't until years later that I saw our like high school photo and I was like, "F███, I was fatter." So that's embarrassing, but I never got a chance to confront him. >> That's fair, >> you know. So I don't think I felt the true I don't think I felt the true depth
4:13 of the embarrassment. >> It's bad because everyone else is like, "What is this guy ████ [laughter] hot?" >> A court full of people going, "What? >> Huh? >> Screech." >> But imagine having that level of confidence, you know, >> or unawareness. Yeah. >> Okay, that's one way to say it. >> Hey, that's like a couple years before you're bombing ████ like is Iraq in Afghanistan. Were there any uh nice guys you slided? [laughter] That's a really funny way you put it based on my story. >> Or just anything that'll get something out of you guys. ████ quietest podcast on the ████ planet. >> I'm really thinking about it. >> What? I'm seriously looking for something. It's your goddamn job. >> It's really hard. >> Let me compliment you. This is such a good prompt. It's like a brain twister. >> Yeah. Like I think >> I want to do your prompt >> because nobody's ever been embarrassed. Yeah. >> No, of course we are.
5:04 >> Well, I'm trying to think of some like a recent one. >> Yeah. Well, that's also meaningful. Well, I'll tell you one that I that >> anything's better than silence. >> I'll tell you one. [laughter] >> I'll tell you one that I still think about today. I was on Ecstasy. I found I saw my friend at a rave. I haven't seen her in ████ ages, right? And then like um I looked at her and for some reason I was like, "Dude, when did you get pregnant?" And she goes, "I'm not pregnant." That's ████ huge. >> That's Z. >> She got huge. like her belly. >> That's way worse than ours. >> That's insane. >> I should have said that to my homie in basketball. You're pregnant. >> Okay, you're good. >> I was 15. >> I got one. >> ████ yeah. Rolled out and I and I just LIKE, "DAMN, WHEN DID YOU GET PREGNANT?" And she goes, "I'm not pregnant." >> That's She probably never forgot you said that. >> I never forgot it. I was 15 years old.
5:56 And you like to forget, too. But he still remembered it cuz I still think about it till this day. >> Okay. So, yeah, exactly. That's the key to this prompt. I can help all you boys speed race your mind a little bit. When you're in the shower sometimes and you ever just go like to yourself because you remember something that you did that was cringe as ████ >> That's the Bronx. Now I got it. You just eureka this to me. Okay. So, this is a couple years ago and me and Nikki her me and Nikki's dad are buds. He's my homie. I love this guy. Right. [snorts] Um, but uh, so this night I I took the family to this like restaurant. It was like some Asian food place, not Filipino food cuz I wouldn't have gotten it to go. And it was so bomb. Like the food was so ████ bomb. It's like, you ever just
6:46 get like some like garlic steak and like it just is so good that you're like, I can't wait to take this home. I can't wait to eat this tomorrow. And so, uh, so I paid for the for the meal cuz I'm absolutely class acted and all that stuff. And I'm just trying to get points at all time. And and and and the next day I go to get my leftovers and I just see Benjamin. He's in the kitchen. He's like stir frying up some like the meats from night before. And I'm like, "This ████ is eating my goddamn leftovers, dude. This is my leftovers, dude." like and I'm like that's all of them. He's eating. That's all of them. So then, you know, me and Nikki go to leave and stuff and everything's cool and copacetic and stuff. I'm not going to be a ████ about it. Um but then I'm in the car and I'm just stewing about how I didn't get any more of that ████ beautiful garlic beef. And I'm like stewing. I'm telling Nikki, I'm
7:37 like, "The ████ Your old man just ate all the ████ garlic [laughter] beef?" And I'm stewing about it. I'm like, "This guy ate the garlic beef. Garlic beef. That's the garlic beef of a lifetime." And I'm like, I don't even know when I'm going to go back to Santa Barbara, get this garlic beef and all this ████ And so finally, she's like, "What do you want me to do? You want me to [laughter] text him? What do you want me to do?" I'm like, "Yeah, yeah, actually. Yeah, yeah, let him know. Let him know that was my garlic beef." Okay, buddy. And then she she when we get home, she texts him. He immediately texts back a picture of my garlic beef at the bottom of the fridge in the tray. >> Oh my gosh. >> Undisturbed. It was just his garlic beef and not mine. assumed >> and I just assumed >> assumed she was eating yours >> and I built a story in my brain and I just was assassinating him in my brain [laughter] >> and then after that it was just like oh my god and I deserve every bit of
8:29 roasting I've gotten ever since every time he brings it up to roast me I'm >> oh he still brings it up to this day >> absolutely >> cuz he thinks it's so funny >> he loves it he loves roast we we both love roasting so he gets that one that's a freebie he just gets a free ████ kill shot >> cuz I'm so eternally embarrassed by that [laughter] but I was just stewing about it cuz I was so looking forward to it you know >> tell us really good if you cared that much. >> So good, brother. >> I remember a recent one. This one's small, but I rarely I feel like feel blush in the cheeks. And I actually got blush in the cheeks. So Gio ████ hates it when I fart. She hates smelly things >> in public or private or >> anywhere. She hates the smell. She hates the sound. Any type of flatulence like ████ makes her want to gag. She just hates it. >> Huh. >> And so I know that. So, I try not to fart around her. >> But your fartsense
9:20 and sometimes I can't even help it cuz I'll fart in the middle of the sleep, too. I'll be sleeping. I'll be like, and then I I wake up like, "Oh, s███." >> Your fart wakes [laughter] you up. >> Yeah. Wakes me up. Wakes her up and I'm like I'll wake up. >> Wakes T up six rooms over. >> It wakes Gio up. Six rooms. >> I don't know. Sometimes it does, sometimes it doesn't. But I'm so self-conscious about it. >> Like I'm a ninja trying to tiptoe around where if I fart and I wake up, oh ████ should I look over? That's the first thing I do is like, "Oh s███." Like did did I did I did I like ruin her day? One time I had to get up to pee in the middle of the night and you know sometimes you want to pee and it activates the back end too >> and I was like oh ████ I have to this feels like a big ass fart. And so I've I've devised a new technique which I spread the butt cheeks and then it goes right. So it's silent technically goes >> I forgot. So you know I have like eczema
10:10 on my ████ So, I've been putting these creams on there. [laughter] So, it doesn't matter if you spread the butt cheeks. It sounds even worse. It goes and then Gio was like, "How much cream are you putting on? >> I put a ████ tug cuz I don't want to scratch my ass during the day." And then Gio's like, >> "Bro, that's like half the bottle. That's like You're not even using a topical where it's like [laughter] blended in." >> So, you're making like a swamp bog. >> No, I literally go like cuz now you got actual bubbles. No, cuz I put I put enough like on all four fingers and I dip it into the lotion bucket and I put it so I don't want to deal with it. And then uh >> you need a muffler in that thing. >> Yeah. It goes like a whoopy cushion like a ████ fake cartoon sound and Gio in the dark ass other ROOM WAS LIKE AND I WAS like ████ cuz I was trying to be a ninja and not wake anyone up and I
11:00 was like ████ I ████ knew I shouldn't have let it out. God damn. But it's one of those where it's like you're peeing so good that if you don't push it out, you're not going to finish peeing either. You ever have those? >> I've been there. I get it. >> You got to do both. When you activate the back end, as you say, >> Yeah. And then I inside the darkness of the bathroom, my face turns all red and I was like, "Oh, you heard that?" [laughter] >> Oh, you heard that? You ████ You had paint chips falling off the wall, dude. [laughter] the fact that you blushed over it >> cuz I cuz I usually I'm not >> Oh, you heard that. >> I'm not usually embarrassed about too many things, but then that one I know it really bothers her. So, I'm like, "Okay, I'm really trying to get my act together." [laughter] >> Okay. From ninja to ninja. Can I just tell you, turn the ████ sink on, dude. >> But it's in the middle of the night. I want to wake her up. >> So, what? Turn the sink on. It's a gentler sound. Oh, the sound of running
11:50 water is not going to buck. It's gonna go. [laughter] OH, GOD DAMN. OH, you heard that? [laughter] >> It's still on top of the sink water. >> That's blowing through eggs of cream. That might be louder than the sink. >> Yeah. Come on, bro. It's like putting the ████ thing on the hose. >> He has to break a ████ gelatinous seal. >> Yeah, I put a ████ ton of cream on. >> I will say I wasn't last time I was like taking a shower and I was in the shower. I was like, "Oh man, I felt really bad about this." I was like hosting this podcast and then I had to show like this black guy on my laptop. So then I had to brighten the screen and then everybody was like, "Why'd you brighten the screen?" >> Everybody I thought I thought one person said, "Why'd you brighten the screen?" >> I remember that. And it was already maxed out [laughter]
12:40 and you're still tapping the button. ANONY'S [laughter] Anony's like ordering like from Amazon how to brighten your like brighten screen brightness ████ >> That was a good one. I I need to I need to re-edit and re-upload that real. >> So good with that one. I never saw you more like just defeated just taking it for like the next hour. You just kept taking it and taking it. >> Why do you got to brighten a screen, man? >> But that's being done as a courtesy. So you had good intentions. >> Yeah. We >> So we could see more than the teeth. >> Yeah, we couldn't see the teeth.
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