0:00 [Music] how many times do you think there's a healthy amount of times to watch one movie one movie you mean like watching it over and over dude i ████ go through movies like i did with women what does that mean you return them on time they ate your ████ they get away with they get away from me oh i see no no i just watch and i don't watch it again i i just can't bear with it when i was a kid and you know it's different because you had to rent a movie and you only had five days from blockbuster hollywood video and i rented best of the best dude fire bro and i watched it 11 times in a row holy philip came in the tight american taekwondo team to filibri yeah and he competes against the korean yeah it's just a taekwondo martial arts movie where u.s goes against ████ korean anytime so
0:51 you watch it 11 in a row 11 in a row because i had to return it remember how hollywood video also had two day rentals that was a two day rental for some ████ reason wow dude was it a tape or dvd because you give you give it some ████ wear though you you actually watch you can watch a movie and then you're done you're like you know what play that back you could do that what was your favorite scene in that movie dude when he's like alexander greedy i know everything about you yeah that was very good how come everyone back then had a japanese accent too the chinese the koreans everybody got a japanese master splinter dude man everybody it's good it's really good how come you can't watch a movie over and over dude cause i think that's actually the the not the norm because i could do that for music if there's a hit there's like man
1:41 let's play that back you know but if it's a movie that's like i don't know that's like eating leftovers i mean leftovers are bombing ████ in a different situation he's got a kid so he's watching ████ every movie but i didn't even watch movies though so it's not even fair but like for example like um when i first watched inception the minute i walked out i bought another ticket to watch another addiction yeah i was a damn that was really good the only time i did that was for borat so it shows the depth between yeah the depth the depth okay interesting interesting i did that ████ football oh you bought a ticket instantly the second time that's the only movie i've watched like within a week span to pay for it was ████ good yeah i watched the same session like i didn't go home it was you know the same the same day i walked out i bought the next show and watching this town center yeah like 10 20 minutes
2:31 right after i still in the 2010s inception was the best movie that decade yeah it was next level i need to almost forget the movie to watch it again really i need to re-watch it i need to be surprised i like mad max fury road better than wait that's the original one no fury road's the newest one right it's really good that's a new different deck uh errors though fair roads like 2015 oh yeah oh well yeah i'm talking about that decade 2000 to 2010. you like that more than inception but it's an intense movie yeah it's a great movie yeah it's just that ████ was a ████ anxiety there was anxiety could be in the movie that was that that was ████ caffeine and anxiety just a rare bird too like not everyone's gonna have the guts to make a movie like that no way what is it about the movie if you watch it like right after like that it doesn't feel good or like
3:21 i can't watch it again because i already know everything that's going to happen so you're good at retaining info that you you'll remember nope i forget like joe thinks he remembers but he doesn't i don't remember ████ a lot of the movies so here's the funny part right bart didn't watch a lot of movies i actually did watch all the same movies you guys did i don't remember any of them so in essence we're kind of the same because for me i think when i watch re-watch it maybe because you're plot driven so once you know what's gonna happen right you're like it maybe ruins the the the novelty or the surprise yeah for me the second time around i get to pick because there's so many details right from like from props to the lighting to whatever there's a lot of foreshadowing that happens right so for me when i watch it because i know it's gonna happen now i'm like oh ████ they planted the seed in act one or they
4:11 planted a seed here how come i didn't see it like fight club yeah i'm like holy ████ that's great so the second or third time i actually enjoyed even more because i got to see like the easter eggs which inception does a really good job yeah specifically i wish i could have met that board that bar had so much time therefore that bart didn't have a schedule for watching inception and then i'll also after he's like no i can't i got it but he has time to watch spider-man five times and then ten times ten kinds of spider-man it's a perfect uh segway so a a florida man sets a record a world record for watching spider-man no way home the new spider-man movie over 300 times i've been teaching i bet i bet you ████ i probably beat this for you yeah you think so so like ████ i don't even know why he plays at night we always uh before we go to sleep i always watch about 20-30 minutes
5:01 of a movie right i go hey taika what do you want to watch tonight um spider-man no way home how can you guys think about spider-man you know it's gonna be spider-man no i'm like ████ just say it yeah cause sometimes he'll go um i spider-man no way home i'm like oh he's trying to ████ with me i'm like i'ma just put her on dude trying to show you his library of intelligence wait five seconds can you even watch it at home yeah that's how this florida man was able to watch it at home over 300 oh i thought he went to the brand that's the thing it's not it's brand ████ new good but i don't know about ████ 300 times as an adult yeah but do you think tiger's watched it like even 50 times like what do you think what do you think you're at he has select scenes his favorite scenes probably like a thousand times his favorite scenes a thousand so he loves
5:51 it when did all of you guys watch it someone spoke yeah i watched it you didn't see it no i don't care he knows the spoilers okay so the favorite part is when all three spider-man show up now so he's really excited about that um he likes it when there's a sand guy where he's ████ his hands are leaking ████ he likes that guy i like that part at all yeah he like i like he's like when he's leaking sand her hands that's one way to put it i guess we can all kinds of ████ ████ sand stan uh who likes that those are like his these main scenes he wants to fast forward to so he wants to fast first just the sand can you fat can you do that can i get the sand guy again yeah well i remember being a kid and my parents talk about this all the time but i also remember too watching ghostbusters and my parents like recorded it because like the movie came up before i was live but then you know like 1980 ████ eight or something i'm
6:42 watching it i'm a couple years old right i'm like four and um i i would watch the part where they all get dressed up and they're all going to like go to the first place for the first time and so my my mom and dad were like you watched that like a ████ 100 times a day and so i was like hit rewind on the vcr and i knew how to hit play just when they're gearing up together i watched the whole movie a bunch but i would keep on watching that part when they get ready that's tight why i just because i love return of the dragon bruce lee i used to watch that movie ████ every day to the point where i would wear the same ████ he would wear i wear the ████ wife beater yeah and then like the navy blue like sweatpants that's the best that when you dress up like and i'd always be like you want some chinese spare ribs i'd always do that part and then you turned into a fighter yeah i used to watch that ████ all the time so you don't even re-watch action
7:33 movies for the choreography i watched uh michael jackson moonwalker multiple times as a kid that's just long too the real it's not even really a movie no it's not a movie it's not that long moonwalker nah i don't think that ████ was like the disney ride no the the the complete moonwalker movie with joe pesci yeah oh that like an hour has it's like a movie like thing yeah maybe i thought it was 40 minutes because it has all the music videos in it plus the the narrative it's sick man did you watch captain eel like non-stop hell yeah but but this guy goes out a lot of maintenance yeah yeah and then you don't even ████ go on rides you just watch captain eel all day i went on the ride i loved captain yale dude you know the ████ little wannabe-ass star wars creatures that came out i was tired they were done by that thing by the stan winston
8:23 star wars guys yeah what about finding neverland how many times you watch that wow i watched it and i was like man look at these lions son of a ████ also in the divix area where people were bootlegging movies and putting on cds and stuff like that lord of the rings the fellowship of the ring i remember i got like a burned copy of that and on the second cd because it took multiple cds on the second cd i would re-watch the last fight over and over i used to watch that a lot too okay where you know aragorn is like where is the ring and then they start fighting all the urukai whatever is nerdy ████ and the matrix came out on dvd and i had a dvd player matrix was crazy the lobby scene i must have watched it oh my god oh that scene i played yeah he's like a metal detector sorry remove all jewelry all kinds of certain ████ he's like holy ████
9:14 and he just blasts them ████ blows that's how it ends i like when it ends the elevator closes and the slab of marble falls out yeah yeah yeah yeah that's right that's a completely different beast because there was nothing like that yeah yeah nothing nothing in the way moved and the way that like it was all clear not like like vhs was or the titanic vhs you were wanting to just watch the boobies i did that like a thousand times yeah i was fired have you ever watched the titanic now though and you see the cg and you're like the ████ it looks like a fake boat it's in 64. on titanic this ████ is sick man this ████ big-ass queen mary looking thing oh yeah when you see the making of for the first time you have way more respect for that movie do you remember being at the theater though and seeing the ████ vote
10:04 you're like damn i never saw in theater i didn't see it in theater either ████ cool i saw it with my mom my cousin took me and when the booby scene came on they were just like uh we didn't know that was gonna i don't know i'm not gonna tell them i got my first boner in that scene dude do you guys remember the first movie you've ever watched in the movie theater i think it was titanic batman 1989. mine was batman you were allowed to see that yeah that was the gritty one wasn't it for me um since i grew up not being able to watch me movies or tv shows really uh my mom dropped me off at one of her friend's house because i had like a no school day or something and then that mom took me and her son who was like five years older to go watch a movie for the first time and it was ace ventura and that was the one where he was like spying through i think like the rhino ████ away yeah climbing out i remember so good dying of
10:55 laughter so hard i think i had like a seizure and my stomach wow my first paradise was return of the jedi which is a star wars movie but but i was so young i don't remember it but that's what my parents say was my first movie but then 1989 batman i remember actually watching in theaters and then i remember afterwards my parents took me to a costume store at the mall where we went to see the movie and i put on a batman cape which is like the s█████ little cape it's like ████ costume store 20 k but it had like little batman years and ████ i remember looking myself in the mirror and going like i am ████ batman that's crazy i loved that costume and cape was one of the best ████ things to do yeah just turns you into a super hero immediately you're like i am literally batman this is insane how am i batman
11:46 but i remember looking at myself seeing that because i just watched the movie it's no different it's no different grown man yeah and you're just like what the ████ kate doesn't even cover my t-shirt i'm literally the ████ batman what the ████ my parents were killed i have to get revenge like it's crazy with the mind of a job crazy it's so configured to be an auto make-believe like you don't got to like try well and your dad's calling you batman too so you're like i am uh kind of killing this baby i'm like hey dad the mask is down it's bruce please thank you one of the things i asked uh we're doing thai guys like homework whatever and one of them was like what's one of your wishes and then he goes to be bit by a spider
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