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Off The Record: Story Time About A Messy Time

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0:00 but what's sexy about feet if you if you had to describe they're squishy looking they smell good your toes look like little beans you never put a foot in your mouth never you ever had a boyfriend put your foot in his mouth then he wasn't secure with his sexuality yeah all the guys you had sex with her gay [Laughter] [Music] then so today we got Kumi back hey this is an OTR okay uh easy on the Jets there buddy all right so today we're talking to Kumi about your time that you spent with a dominatrix oh yeah yeah yeah yeah I'm not going to talk about your colonic we that was in confidence so so this was to backtrack because I told

0:52 them that I was ordering a lot of food but then I got an OIC the OIC made me eat a lot less food which is great for anal because I was training for my big anal scene which in porn world is like that's like your big UFC fighting match like that's like that's a championship belt the scene yeah yeah yeah yeah once you do anal then you get respect really is it like you're like an amateur until you do anal they're definitely is chicks who are like girl you're not a real ████ you don't do anal and I feel like what do you leave that party and just go like I'm not a real ████ like I can't believe this sh I felt like girls were mad but that I like actually got really popular really fast and then didn't do a bunch of freaky like I I mean I'm freaking in my own way but there's definitely like freaky Gatekeepers who are like you're not that big of a freak was that always a thing cuz I uh think I remember something about like Jenna Jameson

1:43 during our era you remember her yeah porn stars but she like never did anal but she still was like top of the ████ top yeah it's like a political thing it's like whoa I'm like all the way here and I didn't even have to get in the butt yeah it's like RFK junor every girl I've talk exactly like that yeah it's just like that every girl I've talked to who does analo acts like like she's done a ████ Marathon or she does she did an ice bath like she's better than me cuz it feels like anal yeah yeah they're like yeah I do anal about you and I was like all right it's time for me to catch up cuz it looks like it feels really good is it can the opposite be said for girls that do anal out the gate do other people go why did you do that yeah are they like what an idiot what a bad business mve is kind of a bad it wouldn't be advisable because that's like you get paid way more the longer

2:34 you hold out you know and when you get paid it's like then it's like then you're open to do more hardcore stuff that's like the direction you're trying to go but if you do like anal like your first scene then everything else you would get paid way less to do vaginal in your next thing do you do anal in your personal life um I did the poophole loophole in high school cuz I believe what's a poop loopo it's when you it's when you believe in God and you believe that God doesn't counts the ble yeah yeah Steve did that yeah yeah we all do that that's prior to so you did that one time long time ago yeah yeah but I had like a messy time so now I get like poopy PE messy time but anyways to Circle back to the domination no no no wait what was the messy time what for you what's a messy time when you poop on a peeee oh you pooped on a peee yeah it

3:25 happens that happens to some people sometimes sometimes that happens like point so hard to me did you poop on someone's pee pee no no no he he pooped on someone's peee why'd you do that Ryan turn that into a reel or you gatekeeping huh why youing on other people I just got stage fright and I thought it was the right thing to do who makes reals against himself he he thought o OIC was just going to clear him out it didn't yeah yeah it was '90s OIC it wasn't very good it wasn't a very effective so back to your dominatrix anyway so to train for anal I had like four Warriors in front of me to teach me how to Warriors Warriors mentors yeah yeah so my the first one was this Japanese dominatrix who was super sexy and cool and I just wanted to learn how to clean out and then she would stretch my ████ afterwards but she had me on the back on

4:16 my back on the bathroom floor with my legs in the air and she was just pumping my butthole through like with like enema bulbs until I was full of like water and you could feel that you could feel water yeah like I could be like I felt like I was prer with water with poop water and then like you kind of like just like press down or like unleash and then like you're like you're like a little poop rocket ship yeah yeah did you get some distance you fly back a little bit it was a very humbling end up in the did you travel back a few feet cuz she was super hot and I was just like damn this is a vulnerable experience like this room smells like poo poo like I'm like there's nothing like she can't like send you an email until you do that I needed her in person I needed her to do it is that kind of like a different version of colonoscopy uh col yeah uh yeah okay colonoscopy just to see what's in there yeah yeah this is like making

5:07 that PO come out ask there there's a white guy or Asian guy in the room yeah a white coat has to be white or Asian maybe Indian yeah I would cleared that up anyways so then we moved to the room also I was paying her hourly like a lot of money per hour and it was taking me so long to clean out cuz at the time I wasn't eating really well so I was like ████ I need to like w Ranos we got like four Big Macs in there yeah but do you think she's also like you know looking at the clock a lot and she's like hey stretching the workout hey don't you clench here clench here don't worry about it that's why I'm not a good sugar baby cuz I when I tried it I always had horrible customer service like I'd be like dude it's like wrap it up wrap it up wrap it up man jeez yeah yeah yeah is she mean to you like a dominatrix that we think about no I think about Lucy Lou in the movie Payback it was kind of like a sisterly Vibe cuz I could tell she was

5:57 she could tell I was nervous and she was like you you want me to make it sexy would that make it easier and I was like that would make worse how do you make that's a dope ass ability to make something sexy she was like I could step on your tummy I was like that would make it way worse how do you make Po a great how do you make poop sexy great question it's like look at you you little baby full of poop I don't know hit it on the dot I didn't realize that was I'm ████ horny now SE Anthony you feel sexy huh a little bit go boned up can you say that next time you're teaching Jiu-Jitsu yeah yeah I I try to make it sexy when I do it you're just pooping on the bathroom floor like that like just coming out or no longer sexy I guess in the most abstract way yes sex how come it wasn't reserve for like the bathtub is it easier to clean isn't it easy to clean up like that or is that just her style know that like never came to

6:47 my just remember you're in a room with barwan look I that makes sense there I sense judgy energy don't worry about I'm I'm trying to learn it's not you should do that in the you're making it not sexy when it's judgy it's not sexy judgy sexy questions not sexy questions I want to know how to make it sexy so who is the second Horseman of these four the second Horseman was when I told my by friend now I'm playing jokes I told my by friend he was like that's weird and that's like not the right way to do it why did she give you an enema and like she's not also doing an enema so then we both got enema bags and we had an enem a party you and your Bend yeah yeah yeah so he like why does she also have to have one that's my question cuz it makes it less weird right if someone's doing with you yeah yeah it's like you're ████ I'm ████ it's like it's like when you do facials when the girls get together like weird only one girl

7:39 we're no but this is like saying you're going to go get a facial the person who's administering the facial has to do a facial at the same time yeah yeah like what the ████ was she doing we all supposed to do it what's weirdest ████ with your friend or both of you guys ████ together what okay that's a lot of judgy energy if we could just stop over there it's getting unsexy put another choice in there suddenly the sex is out the door again ████ in front of each other was actually pretty chill because they had like a TV in the bathroom and we were watching Mr Beast YouTube video Mr Beast watching up a lot of wells in Africa I definitely have a question teacher teacher teacher teacher teacher who who poop smelled the worst I think so when you do and was it a battle no

8:29 when you in enema it's like you don't really poop out solids like you try to poop it's like poop water yeah it's poop water and it doesn't really smell really it smells maybe like a little bit like tuna hey that's cool so it does smell you like tuna Bart T not that bad I love tuna I'm sure it doesn't smell like tuna it's probably better than poop but anyways after that I was like I still I still left with a wave of not feeling like I understood how to do this and then you moved on to the third Horseman do you feel like she understood how to do it he he understood how to do it pretty well then we had like a goon SES where we both where he was jerking off and I was like just like hanging out oh just vibant interesting detail so the third Horseman yeah was a clonic and it's kind of cool cuz you sit you just kind of sit in a bed while they have like this like yoga meditation music and

9:19 I put like a tube in your butthole like 440 Hertz type ████ what move on it's a nerd it's a nerd and then like you kind of like watch like the the poop like just float out of you like little meteors and it's like kind of so is that the like smoothest way of doing it I felt like that like put a lot of water in my tummy like I felt like mad prar so then I had my fourth Horseman which was like another which is just a porn girl I don't know why I didn't do that first she was like she was like yeah like what are you ████ doing like so what did she say to do she was she taught me how to do like a normal anima like a normal person what a normal way and then she did an Ana with me she like just was like I could leave the room I don't know why I would be here this might be a it took you that long to just get to that simple answer she's like why don't you just do this yourself a lot of pageantry into all of your anal PR so far it's very unnecessary you never had to she

10:10 was like I could be in the room if you want but I don't have to why would I be here very OD what up guys thank you for watching us for so long if you like what we do please support our patreon Joe tell them what we have to offer so every week you get two videos one never relased director's cut and another one too hot for YouTube patreon only every freaking week you get that and you get access to our Discord where you can come chat with us and ask us questions that become episodes here cuz we're going to answer them and we're going to take it seriously and we want to give you the responses that you want so come stay connected with us join our patreon click the description below for full details so wait he said that he had to be in the room and she said that she was like do it yourself yeah that didn't raise any red flags I wanted her in the room oh okay each person successfully went why'

11:01 they do it that way do it like this right her by is just like yeah you go to the dentist if the dentist isn't doing it to himself he's whack no no no we we had a good repertoire I also just wanted to see some see how I think your Bo friend is the most sus person so far he's very sus just ends up with the crow he doesn't need I I requested him be there and do it at the same time um okay he's like I don't need a root canal but sure he's like this looks like a fun way to hang out we hadn't hung out in a while so we wanted to catch up so how many hours does this take um it depends on how much you eat yeah yeah yeah which is why oepic helped fast forward you're now your time with the dominatrix is that was that just Ana

11:52 stuff or was oh then she stretched my butt hole and then um you say that like it's a normal term what does that mean like she had like various and butt plugs buttug you got to size up she was like reading my vibe and she was like you just seem like really nervous so she put on like she dimmed the lights and put on like Japanese Jazz no like R&B music and like she went slow and we like she like put it in me missionary and I like and she was like no what you like you trying to kiss her well I felt like it was kind of it felt the mood was kind of hot I was like I love you iuck love you I think always loved you I was like I feel like you like set up the seat and then you said like a high C to her like oh she's like yikes ████ yeah she was like I did not get paid to J what the ████ is wrong with you a you don't get paid for K that's not part of the package I bet she thinking about it she's definitely thinking about it right I feel like my my perfect Dom would kiss

12:44 yeah you sh with Tom yeah at least a is there a is there a specific way you need to breathe to not like get too nervous or something nasal breast probably nasal breast just like deep breathing yeah seconds in seconds on yeah like I think I would get nervous for sure cuz you got to lower the heart rate my butthole is tight as ████ right now just thinking about it hey relax not sexy bro have you never got a you're colon checked for like colon cancer or anything like that like a finger up the butthole well like just the doctor bro you're pushing 40 BR your butt's about to geted not yet Bart's got really good Periscope I got a song can I recommend a song to you express yourself don't repress yourself cuz your butthole is about to get opened up like never before your early 40s or anything by cheek Mill where you get like tested for colon cancer I'm 38 no I don't care yet he

13:35 needs to car I had a friend who was like I want to die before I'm 40 I was like for the prostate exam and he was like yeah I hope to die at 39 I was like you're so stupid what maybe it'll make him gay probably then maybe it'll be way better is everybody I'm ignorant is everybody supposed to get a prostate exam at 40 you're you're supposed to do it in your late 30s yeah as a no I need to I I'm like have you got one I didn't need to get one though you want each other hey we should all do it at the same time same room Adventure in the same room yo what if our results judgy Vibes over there judgy Vibes we're all going to get we're going to get penetrated at the same time make it sexy yeah but then we actually each try to hit a different note so we make a cord I'm I'm going third I'm going third dude can ryane be on piano yeah he's going to score it no but but what if our

14:25 results get switched it becomes a comedy yeah that's like best become some crazy Caper but anyways I was shaking in my boots because they my first anal scene was also going to be a double penetration and one guy wow right in the deep end well I wanted it because I heard DP is actually easier than just anal really because there's one in your vagina and that's going to feel good so it's like both Sensations is like it's really euphoric and it did it feels so good but the one guy was 11 in that went down o really good dude one guy's 11 in on his own yeah yeah and the other guy was 13 in and I was like there's no seven iner on like the bench warmer team or what so I that's why I was taking it super serious and then it happened and it was the best

15:15 day of my life really congrats what a big milestone for you yeah yeah I was telling them you learned a lot of life lessons doing DP like like believing in yourself persevering and the guys learn teamwork teamor yeah it's good team building oh I believe it yeah colen okay yeah you have an opportunity to learn a lot of we can't get dpd dude only you can we will never feel this technically you can't get DP list I can learn you be the first person I do penis in your butt oh never mind that's not what I was thinking Nick you got to think about the bath you got to think about the math buddy oh dude how many holes do you have yeah that's called math that's called math still counting literally five in your face dude like five on your Noggin you

16:05 have two ████ holes in your ear that look pretty attractive right now to me yum good luck if you get a penis in here I done shots I get a dick in there I'll ████ fit I'd like to see you try ████ you ████ try dude and to see that video go to patreon dude don't look at me this video is too hot to handle was that like a mainstream like video that went out with the company yeah yeah it'll be blacked raw oh it hasn't gone out yet oh it's on I mean what is that he's like oh cool so like if I had to spell it it hasn't gone out yet no not yet uh when when is it supposed to release I think Memorial Day weekend we droing this video 3 months later we should all have a screening and like all like criticize it like hey can my ████ wife not come that'd be great you have to bring

16:56 her n no ████ way dude no ████ way I want to have a good time my wife can't know there's guys with 11 in penises out there yeah 13 like she doesn't no she doesn't ████ know dude wait that's my shoe size that's my shoe size that shouldn't be a penis size bragging no that's that's that's not my penis size my very skinny penises so it was actually okay it was long and skinny wait on blacked rock yeah but they so they're like they visually look huge what K's like I'm a subscriber and on black raw skinny penises maybe they were like light skinned they're skinny they were dark skinned pen I'm so confused but they're long like they like they're like really they're like long but they're skinny so oh you talking about like Ray J's what what dude whoa

17:51 Ray like like I hit it first I showed him my boobs once did you yeah yeah how'd you do it what' you do yeah what was your move would you like what was your move what' you do like what you do did you go this way did you go this way I think like someone was FaceTiming and they were like just showing all the hose in the background and I showed my boobs and he was like Hey her and I was like hi did you say what up to him and he's like you inspire me I think I made like a sex tape joke and he was like you you must have had me misunderstood that's what he said yeah I was like I did misunderstand you because you were looking at my boobs so I thought you wanted to have sex with me that's why I made a sex joke and he was like I don't have sex with anybody I was like okay wa weird I'm so misunderstood by people yeah I wasn't trying to ████ I I just wanted to show you my boobs you

18:42 should have been like one hit wonder he just wanted to look at my boobs and not fun I guess is it so wrong I respect it yeah I respect it too man a principal I guess I take my Ray J reference back just cuz I have a sex tape doesn't mean I have sex all so then what's the if that's like a big milestone what's the next one that everyone's like waiting for you to hit uh I think after that it's kind of like wherever you Direction you want to go like but like anal is like the one that everyone is like okay like that's kind of like year two year three it's like where where directions what directions are available that's get baptized where Direction be available good anal to real estate yeah yeah yeah the anal to real estate the sex worker to real estate journey is is high is it yeah yeah I feel like every stripper becomes a real estate agent oh yeah they're good at sales probably yeah yeah yeah they start becoming a real

19:32 estate they got they got chemist they know how to like grab money from them yeah I'll buy a house Rie okay wait curious question um do you happen to know which fetish is most profitable like in the world feet I think it's like a regional thing Fe he's like feet feet feet feet Fe byebye that's where I follow my dollar are you on feet finder uh my wife is so I and I Google it old it's my it's my favorite section if you have a an IMDb page you can be on Wiki feet yeah my wife is on her oh okay yeah look at it a lot you update her profile for her you got for her yeah yeah yeah and she's like stop who's doing this it's so weird there such accurate pictures in my own home and I'm like that's are you guys Beed people in Japan

20:23 they armpit people I only can come to feat things I I have a what's your take on people who have Kings for feet hell yeah I don't know I like but but what's your like psychology on it they like look at them they're like sexy but what's sexy about feet if you if you had to describe they're soft so they're soft they're squishy looking they smell good your toes look like little beans yeah put in your nerves there you didn't know but huh yeah don't you want to put them you never put a foot in your mouth never you ever had a boyfriend put your foot in his mouth then he wasn't secure with his sexual yeah all the guys you had sex with Were Gay then you had sex with a bunch of gay guys

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