0:00 I'm like, "Dude, you're you're like more disciplined now than when you were not pregnant, >> you know?" So, >> have you gotten to bang those titties yet? >> Did you Right on 4minute mark? That was really good. >> Cuz you've been talking about how much you want to bang those titties. >> He's been talking about want to smack those titties around. >> Anthony, her mom watches this. How dare you? >> That's why I didn't I what? >> Come in and bust on them. >> Dang. >> She like that's the baby's food. Welcome back to another episode of the Careful Boys, where uh we were just talking about this off camera, but Nina is now in her third trimester. >> Yeah, let's go, boys. >> Let's go, boys. >> Congrats. >> How many months in? >> So, you know, I used to be that guy who um you know, when somebody had a kid, you'd be like, "Oh, how old is your
0:50 kid?" They'd be like, "Oh, like 47 weeks." And you'd be like, "Can can you just give me months?" Like, I don't I don't know what that is. >> I'm that guy. >> Yeah. But now everything's in weeks. Yeah. >> So now I don't I don't know to ████ calculate that ████ So she's 32 weeks right now. >> Like 33 this coming Saturday. >> And how many weeks is it when they pop? >> Uh anywhere from 38 to 40. >> Whoa. Dude, >> I just know there's 52 weeks in a year. So then >> That's true. That's true. Public school knowledge. >> So we're fourth quarter, 2 minutes on the clock right now. >> Yeah. Which is everything gets way crazy. Everything's different. >> When is the baby due? January. >> End of February. >> Well, you're you're telling me she's in the phase where like it's hard for her to get out of bed. Like all daily activities are extremely hard. >> Yeah. Now she's going to hate that I'm saying this on camera, but now like her feet and her fingers are like sausages. >> Mhm. You know what I [clears throat] mean? Like her mom, >> you got a big chick on your hands.
1:40 >> Her mom looked at her face and she's like, "Oh, her face is like 360 now." >> 360. >> 360. A circle. [laughter] >> I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. >> Did you see her like knees? >> Did she see her knees and her toes? No. Huh? Why are Asian moms so good at roasting? Dude, >> it's crazy. >> 360 is crazy. >> She could have just said round, >> but she said 360 >> or like you look vibrant. >> Yeah, you're glowing. >> Yeah. Yeah. Like a compliment. >> Glowing like you are like blimp. [laughter] >> Glowing like blimp. [gasps] >> No, no. She But the thing is I'm I'm really proud of her. She's uh she's staying fit. Like she worked out last night. She's still doing like, you know, her squats and she's still do, you know, working out and and trying to like stay active. She's she's like, "Hey, we have to go on a walk tonight because she she
2:30 still needs to get her steps in." She takes she she's looking at me. She's like, "I need more protein." So, she's like she's got her uh freaking her protein and or bone broth and collagen powders and stuff. She's drinking her kefir every single night to get like, you know, different like enzymes and probiotics and whatnot. >> Is she picking weird fights with you? >> Um, >> yeah. How's her personality been? any changes at all? >> Honestly, not nothing drastic. >> Does she is she ever have a heartburn face? >> She's starting to get into that because like when she'll like wake up >> Yeah. >> and then have like that like lava throat or I guess is what it's called >> where it's basically like the the baby's like pushing up >> on your organs and stuff. So it feels like you're freaking like your throat's like lit. >> I get that when I eat ribs. >> Yeah. I'm like, "Does it feel like heartburn?" She's like, "Yeah, but like women call like lava throat." It feels
3:20 way like sometimes you can't breathe cuz the baby's on the lungs, then the baby's on the bladder. So then you got to pee like every 5 minutes. >> Yeah, she has to pee all the time now. So like driving, for example, we just went on our uh actual baby moon. We went to Sedona. >> Um which is beautiful by the way. Um but on that drive, it's like the bathroom breaks are like like Yeah. >> Is she looking for peanut butter pickle now? >> No, she she she doesn't have cravings. She doesn't have weird cravings. Her mood swings aren't like irrational. She does cry at random ████ >> She like just starts crying. >> But ████ can do that >> like normally. >> Yeah, ████ do that when they look at flowers >> non pregnant. >> Yeah. You know when ████ go on a period, they start ████ [laughter] turning all weird and ████ >> Yeah. They be picking fights and ████ >> and you then later they're like, "Sorry." [laughter] >> Yeah. So the hormones are just like
4:12 >> more hormonal. Um, but she's from what I've seen or stories that I hear, she's like pretty like normal and chill. >> How does she like the process? Sometimes at this phase in the process when like moms are like, "Oh, that's it. We're just going to stop at one. This is ████ crazy." >> She hasn't expressed any of that. I did ask her a couple weeks ago. I was just kind of like, "Do you like like the pregnancy part?" You know, she's like I think she's pretty just like u she's just experiencing it. >> It is what it is. >> Yeah, it is what it is. She doesn't dis disdain it. She doesn't like uh love it, but like I think it's everything's still exciting. She's learning so much. She just did a bunch of like meal prepping for like postpartum. Like every night now, uh she's like massaging in order to like lymphatic drain. She's like putting her legs up by the wall, you know, and lying down playing ████ iPhone games
5:04 and stuff in order to like just drain like blood from her leg. >> It looks less sausagey. >> Yeah. She's doing hip stretches and like opening up her pelvic like floor and stuff like every single night doing breathing exercises and and baby hugs. And I'm like, "Dude, you're you're like more disciplined now than when you were not pregnant, >> you know?" So, >> have you got to bang those titties yet? >> Did you right on the 4-minute mark? That was really good. Um, >> cuz you've been talking about how much you want to bang those titties. >> He's been talking about wanting to smack those [laughter] titties around. >> If I'm going to be honest, friend to friend. >> Yeah, be honest. >> Just for just for the boys. >> Yeah. haven't had haven't gotten a chance to bust on them specifically, but there's been some flirtatious like >> you know when you talk about it every day eventually she's like you know >> Anthony her mom watches this. How dare you? >> That's why I didn't I what >> come and bust on him. >> Yeah. Why didn't you bust?
5:54 >> Because like I think it's like mentally you're like yeah let's do this. And when you get there you're like yeah I'll go clean up now. I'll go I'll go do some laundry. >> Dang. >> You're like that's the baby's food. Yeah. [laughter] >> Whoa. >> Dude, that is true. If you have that, if the chick swallows, it's kind of weird. >> That's kind of weird. >> Oh, yeah. Cuz she's converting. >> I'll be like, you're not swallowing for 9 months. >> Sorry. >> Not if science comes out and it's like, yo, but that semen is really nutritious. >> Good for you. >> It's just the bones. >> I'm sure that science is out somewhere [laughter] >> on the chive or something >> and we believe it. But yeah, it's it's it's the funny phase now because like just sitting down means that like getting up is like,
6:45 >> you know, to like help out. >> You should get her the claw thing, [laughter] >> the extendo or >> or or the 25 cent thing, the stretchy hand. [laughter] >> That's so sensitive. Do you guys have a final prediction of what gender you think the baby will be? We still predict it's going to be a boy, but >> I'm sure all the aunties around they probably already know like I could Yeah. Old wise tell it's exactly this. >> So funny though because >> salty that's a boy. >> Everybody wants to like have their prediction and I was trying to rationalize with Nina. I'm like >> well yeah it's it's a 50/50 chance for the most part. So like if they're wrong they're going be like wow. If they're right they're going to be like I knew it. >> They're going to dunk. >> Yeah. Of course. Yeah. mega dunk. >> So, everybody's just going to give their predictions. Like so many people before she was showing were like, "It's a
7:37 girl." >> And then we'd be like, "I think it's a boy. I don't know why." We just have that intuition like, "No, it's a girl. It's a girl." And then now she's showing. We're like, "Yeah, I think it's a boy." They're like, "It's a boy." [laughter] >> Did you know? Did you know low tea guys produce men? >> Oh, that's for sure a boy. It's for sure a boy. High tea guys produce women. >> That's actually like correlative data. >> Yeah, it's supposed to be high tea produce a ton of girls. Low tea produces uh more boys to balance out the population. But because people know that now they biohack. So if you have sex when it's cold, you can more chance. I don't know why, but more chances of you getting a boy. >> What if it's only your balls are cold? >> That I don't know. >> So you got to turn the AC on and ████ What if it's cold outside and you just put a like a ████
8:27 dry ████ air I can't even ████ blow dryer blow dryer in your nutsack so it's warm. [laughter] >> I have no idea. But people biohack now cuz people have like four daughters and they really want a son. >> You know, she keeps talking about like the time in her ovulation window that we conceived and like I think it's something that like post ovulation or like at the later part of the ovulation window is like more likely a boy. >> Oh really? >> There's that too. Yeah. People biohack know they know so much. Girls are always one time. >> They're like, "Yeah, right." >> I mean, dude, the way that Cuz like I swear to God, we tried like once and then it didn't work. And then she was like, "I don't know why it's not working." But then she started going down this entire like, "All right, now I'm going to like I'm going to check my like uh my blood sugar. I'm going to check my temperature. I'm going to my calendar is like very very strict on like when my ovulation window is." And then blah blah blah blah like the ovulation strips or whatever that they
9:17 like. >> How long is the ovulation window? >> A few days. >> Not long. Yeah. So, if you ████ for 30 days straight, then you're going to hit it. >> Well, that's why you don't ████ for 30 days straight in general. >> What if it's 30? What's What if it's on the 31st day? >> They don't They don't even let you ████ that cuz then they're like, "No, you got to save that sperm. We We want to ejaculate powerfully." >> You're shooting blanks by that time. >> It's like you got the You know, the Super Soaker guns, you got to charge them up. >> Yeah, you got to pump it up. >> What do you mean? So, the next day you shoot a blank. Well, it's less. The content, the SE content is less. It's less. >> How long does it take to replenish? You know when you don't jack off or have sex forever and then you have wet dreams cuz there's too much. >> I never had a wet dream. >> My man. >> My guy. >> I wish I >> You're missing out. That means you jack off too much. [laughter] >> Cuz he's jacking about every day. But if you save it all up and then you bust, that's what you want. That way you're shooting 20 basketballs into one room.
10:07 >> Then you're emptying a full house. >> Yeah. >> How long does it take to replenish? Cuz I heard that we produce come all day long. >> We do. >> The only time I shot blanks is when I jacked off multiple times in one day. So is it >> So I I would think that once every day is okay, >> but it's to guarantee the the pressurized pop out. >> Yeah. >> So you save up until ovulation time and then you ████ Cuz you'll cuz you'll always have ejaculate, but your ejaculate will have like less and less semen inside. >> Can't you tell it's like less? [laughter] >> Yeah. >> Less viscous. >> When you taste it, is it like water or is it like milk >> when you're swallowing it down? Is it Is it Put it on your unagi. What does it taste like? [laughter] >> Is it coconut water or is it condensed milk? >> Cuz I'm just thinking like >> when you're shooting it, >> it's fresh. >> When you put it in the juni at work,
10:58 >> it's just been made >> when you swallow fresh. >> Afterwards, are you like I need water to wash it down or is it like that was your water? [laughter] >> I don't know. When you're putting it on like lip balm, is it thick or is it >> It's usually [laughter] entering in my throat so I don't get to taste it. When you put it through your nose, can you put in a Q-tip and then pull out your nail nose hairs? >> Does it taste more like the vagina it's in? Or do you taste the ████ [laughter] >> I don't know. I'm usually gagging. >> Yeah. Sweet. >> Contribute. One more. One more. >> No, you guys are doing good. [laughter] >> I hope Nah's mom doesn't watch this one in particular. >> I hope she I'm going to send it to her. Tell you that. Doctors, if you're watching right now, tell me when is the most what's the >> what's the best time to eat your com of the month? >> What's the most I can ████ but where it doesn't destroy the quality of come?
11:50 >> Love that. >> I hope you get a good response. >> Quality of the ████ >> I would say like once a week. >> Once a week. >> That's how long it takes to recharge where it's like fully comfortable. Like you got like a blast coming. >> Yeah. But what if I drink like orange juice every day or something? No. Oh, I don't know. >> It'll taste different, right, Joe? [laughter] What does it say? I don't know. Like, there's got to be some research out there for blowing heavier loads. >> Oh, there's definitely research out there. There's pills you can take. My buddy used to do this. >> For ████ loads? >> No, for Yeah. To make your ████ white. If you want your ████ to be like super white. >> Whoa, that's crazy. >> Pornstar white. It's some kind of pill he was taking, but he was telling me about it cuz he wanted to blow like big white loads. This is my first roommate when I when I moved to LA. >> Well, this is also why like I wasn't
12:40 like drinking or like doing any, you know, I was trying to get sleep in and blah blah blah. >> The things that you did to like get your sperm count maxed out. >> Uh, honestly, stopping drinking is a lot cuz then you just sleep better and then your workout performance is better. So, like when you're working out more consistently and stuff like that and you're just eating healthier. She got super crunchy with me. I wasn't able to like >> eat Cheetos. >> Yeah. Like Red 40 and stuff like >> she was mommy mode. A little bit of mommy mode. >> No, no seed oils and stuff. I mean, she's incredible for it. Like the >> But it's worth it cuz you're making a being, right? So, you want your best self and your wife's best self. >> And all the science nowadays is talking about like the same nine months that like a woman has to like create the human is the same nine months that a man should prepare before conceiving. >> But you telling me I can't jack off for 3 weeks? >> It's ████ up. >> That's crazy. You jack off. Just don't nut. >> You guys are
13:30 >> edge yourself. [laughter] That's like a Chinese dick master. you know ejaculation or don't jack off for a week and then if you're trying to hit that ovulation window then bust in that ovulation window. >> Edge Lord Jitskawa. >> Yeah. You don't want an ejaculation. >> [laughter]
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