0:00 look at how ████ beautiful nature is Wow nature oh my God how about your team Julia I'm on your team bro Twitter down eh now I know where the holes came from the wall God damn dude [Music] welcome back everybody to another awesome episode of late careful boys today we got Jesus in the building what's up Jesus but we also have sorry a crowd favorite everybody's giving up for Julia gulia what's up I don't know I don't know well okay so so I think the last time I was here I was telling you guys that I was like starting to get into hiking that's wonderful yeah um so wonderful it's great and then and then um I I went to Washington uh for a bachelorette party
0:51 and I decided to go a week early so that could explore the wonderful state of Washington by yourself Yeah Yeah by myself but I was like staying at a friend's house like completely different group though but yeah and so I was like all right I definitely want to go on a hike at least five miles because I brought my stupid Hydra pack because I packed my super Hydra pack I need to at least go on a hike what's a hydro pack it's just like a backpack hello I'm a ████ ████ everybody I've got so Furious dude I was like dude shut up it's like sorry mixed language is fanny pack but water into your mouth oh and you decided to go hiking alone uh yeah I guess that was mistake number one yeah you never go alone yeah see I was not in that memo of hiking 101 where you always hike with a partner but I had people know where I was like yeah see I
1:42 do that too like by yourself you hike by yourself but I also hiking in more populated areas without like running I think that's called being homeless I go to Studio City oh I always hike armed hike it's like nothing incense and then Julia so yeah so um I I get there and I'm like Okay cool so I'm looking at places of where I could hike and initially I was supposed to hike with my friends but they were like oh we can't do the hike today because um we want to take like our sister over and like she has work there today and like the amount of time wouldn't work out and I was like that's fine we can do something else and so because I had all day Sunday so I arrived Saturday I had all day Sunday to go on a hike and I picked out a hike and I was like cool I'm gonna go to Mount Rainier I'm gonna check out this hike and I was like this is a six and a half mile hike uh it's a
2:34 Day hike and it says it'll take me about like four hours to do this is why it takes an hour for her to tell the story no I love it details dude you jerk Joe's like this is the longest I can pay attention to something do you or do you not want a story I want a story why don't you play with your comb again Okay so I'm driving there right and it says it's like 60 miles right and like holy s███'s house it said it would take two hours right I was like 60 miles and when you're here in California it's like 60 miles like you could probably get it done like yeah like an hour like maybe like an hour 15 right it said two hours to get there and I was like what the ████ like that that's not right right I get there and I know why it's two ████ hours because as soon as like the pavement was gone I hit gravel like
3:24 I hit like a dirt road like there was rocks the size of my head two hours that's why my family got here in America yep paved roads paid roads it slowed you down yes let me know so I was literally like getting there like at 10 miles an hour and it was like 14 miles of that ████ and then as soon as I get to the trail it was already like 2 p.m I know I left really like that's another hiking rule you messed up woke up okay look here's the thing I wait but it was gonna take four hours to do the hike so you were gonna arrive at 2 p.m yeah oh my God finish that okay let's say you get like 2 30 like but then you still have to come back yep yeah driving back is it's not it's not a wrap around right it was like you go for two hours and you have to come back for another two hours oh yeah that's a four hour hike hey mistakes were made but okay right but this is a great story okay sorry it's
4:14 not a loop issues do you have one do you have a destination you come back as in me yeah we are interested we're up yeah yeah I have nothing to say oh okay yeah so uh so so I get there and at this point I know I know I left late okay but the thing is I woke up early I just couldn't decide where I wanted to hike that day so it took me a while it's hard as you do I'm like what the ████ so anyway so I go on this hike and I'm like wow like this is so beautiful like you have to like the whole the whole theme of like the entire time like that I couldn't stop saying was like Wow nature like wow you gonna show me some beautiful shots yes I am going to show you guys some beautiful photos show me how worth it it was it sounds easy he sounds like an Angry Dad just hearing the story what the ████ does that have to do with me in my life I know hold on Joe's like I don't get interrupt but everybody else does I'm being polite okay uh I should have I
5:07 should have used all Trails but I did not so okay so here here's here's the at the beginning can you send these photos later we want to share it with our fans yeah yeah just don't go too much left there you go very good that's cool and then that's a great selfie Joe's like I got photos from Waikiki you're very brave to go by yourself though I think I didn't think so I thought I thought it was just normal no that's very brave I wouldn't be normal because the dangerous part about it is if a rattlesnakes bite you in your ass there's nobody else with you do you carry a knife or anything on you no no no or if you break your goddamn ankle for not wearing the right shoe but she's got her Hydro pad Julia we can't lecture you anymore Julia just tell us about it look I'm alive okay guys I'm alive that is the most awesome I don't want anyone to lecture you look at how ████ beautiful nature is Playhouse nature oh my God how about
5:58 your team Julia I'm on your team bro turn it down yeah now I know where the holes came from the wall God damn dude it wasn't for me is this going on patreon now uh yeah so beautiful so beautiful so beautiful okay so I'm like walking and the inner cross country person in me always like sees inner cross country yeah because like because for me I'm just like yo these people are having a hard time on this Trail I'm gonna give them a little word of encouragement be like yeah you're doing such a great job wise like wow great job guys like you can do it you know on this like because Positive Vibes yeah very very positive right so like I'm I'm like walking up and man my cardio ████ sucks because every time I go up a hill I take three steps I'm like I gotta pull over I gotta like stop yeah I haven't been across country no I have again for years drinking coffee and just hanging out here eating her mind is cross-country but her body it's been a minute it's
6:48 been a minute yeah yeah so then so okay so like um I like come across like this portion of um the trail where I'm like okay cool I see like a little bit of like the lake you can't really see it that's beautiful like a little bit of the lake but here's the thing though like I have to get all the way over here to this ocean to this like little Lookout Point why right here because that is that that is oh that's the final Point that's that's yeah that's where the trail will take but that looks like you got a mountain climb to get he's worried bro he's like oh I'm like girl I don't know if you that ain't gonna be no two hours she doesn't engage time very well it's okay that's that's two hours if you don't stop speaking of picking up the pace let's go 30 less details and then what happens it kills you need the details these are important okay these are important okay
7:38 so I see a link and I'm like cool wow this lake is so beautiful right Wow nature and then I get yeah and then I get up to the part where it's like a little flat area and you just see a whole bunch of trees right I was like wow this is like so pretty and then all of a sudden as I get up there right this guy was like Hey excuse me can you like take a look at my neck like I kind of bug bite and I was like and I was like uh sure and he like leans over and he's like oh do you like see a stinger or anything like that I'm like looking at it I'm like I don't really see anything but like I got ointment if you want like to help like keep the swelling down and like have the bugs repel away that's tight and he was like oh yeah sure I'll take it and I was like sure so I like puts him on him and then he was like oh yeah so like what brings you out here and I was like oh I just want to go on a hike you know I'm here for a bachelorette party and as soon as I said that I was like ████ why did I ████ say that ████ and then I was like I
8:28 guess I gotta commit to it and he was like oh cool yeah like I'm here from like Seattle um and he's like okay well like I'll see you up there and I was like okay and like I'm just chilling in that one area like taking photos of the trees and everything like that but do you have like the little red guy inside your head that's like stranger danger all the ████ time that's where I pull my knife out yeah and so I get I get to the top did you record him oh yeah yeah he's in this recording I'll show you oh smart Okay so I get up to the top right and then um okay I see the bug bite huh no no I don't I don't have have I don't have a picture of a bug bite but like as soon as I get up there like he's the first person I see this is him right here very Jeffrey Dahmer Dude Looks like he has regular clothes on what the ████ I'm drinking a PBR ████ that would have been my first ████ like red flag I was like dude we have jeans on what's going on this is a hike this is a four hour
9:18 hike where's your hydro pack yeah dude which exactly which retro pack no water why you got a shovel yeah why are you looking like you're doing construction look at this view look at this view what's that syringe for right so pocket of pills why so I'm at the I'm at the lookout top or the tower right he joins me later and he's like taking photos and he was like yeah you know like apparently like this isn't the end of the trail and I was like oh here we go like house is not the end of the trail and two other guys overheard then they're like what this is the end of the trail and he's like yeah like it's like those little Cliffs over there that like you have to climb because like okay yeah yeah yeah I know and then so the two guys that like overheard they're like we gotta go and I'm like yeah we gotta go oh my God it's the ████ principle I did not fly all the way ████ out here
10:08 to not complete the hike yes Queen yes so it is kind of Rocky right and like so we're all heading in that direction and this guy like that that had the bug bite his name is Sean and so um I like I looked behind me and he like disappears for sure so now you're hanging out with the two guys yeah yeah so I'm following these two guys and then Sean disappears behind me I'm like where the ████ did he go and I was like Sean and then he's like yeah and I'm like are you okay and he's like oh yeah I I'm just taking photos and I was like he's pooping that's a ████ it's a ████ yeah and I was like all right well like we'll see you over there right and like I get there the two guys and I were just hanging out they're like also Seattle like locals and they're like all right we'll see you later right everybody leaves you alone so they leave you by yourself yeah yeah yeah and I'm just like chilling on this Cliff right and like I I already packed
10:58 lunch I was like perfect I'm gonna go eat lunch here back uh I packed upon me yeah I packed the bunny yeah the sandwich you bought this in Seattle yeah yeah right before I left for my trip takes a bite perfect opportunity oh ████ yes I feel like we're there with you yeah so like I'm like pretty much there for like at least like I broke a dude 40 minutes but like yeah see look at me yeah yeah that's our only fans right there dude mukbangs right so bombers I'm enjoying my time right and like I'm at least there for like 40 minutes and the entire time Sean wasn't even coming up and I was like all right I guess he probably just ████ left right and I was like it's like it's not for everyone right so this is like my path back right so this is the lookout place that's the
11:49 lookout house that's the lookout house right whoa so I'm walking back right and then all of a sudden I see Sean sitting off to the side just looking out into the yeah and I was like why Shawn's like I thought you left right because he didn't even show up to the cliff part and he was like oh yeah I just felt responsible because I told you that this was in the end of the trail and like that was the end of the trail and I just want to make sure that you were okay and I was like then why did he go with you yeah so so then I was like all right oh he was saying that he was like too old and ████ and like how old is Sean I I don't know I'm guessing I'm guessing he's like probably 31. what color too old yeah excuse me dirty one gross oh well no he was saying he was too old to climb the ████ rocks at 30 31. did you say ████ I'm older than you you think I'm younger I think that was a
12:40 line and you didn't even notice it he's like I'm 31. so responsible I have a house but I'm so old dude that's so much money now because I'm so old and responsible the entire time I was literally on a roller coaster because I just didn't know what to make out like because like he just seemed like a dude that he either he was lonely looking for friends or he was gonna ████ murder me like I had no idea and honestly no Hate to this guy but like it was just up and down right so then after he told me that like uh yeah I was just like waiting for you he was like oh I also took a picture of you and I was like weird okay did he show you the picture that he took of you yeah yeah picture of you and he air dropped you air dropped you I don't have an iPhone isn't that an iPhone that you're holding no oh that's not an iPhone it's not nice so what did you do text it to you yeah yeah so you gave him your number and no
13:31 no no and so like if you zoom in closely that's me right there at the top of the cliff okay very nice that's kind of a cool pick though so you had to give him your name yeah so he's so so then so he was like okay yeah like you know like I can send it to you if you like and I was like yeah sure and I just keep walking I didn't really tell him anything I just like Not Really Gonna engage in that subject right so while I'm glocking I'm like so what are you gonna do now right he was like I'm thinking about like staying here like watching the sunset I live here well actually I live here and I was like okay cool I was like I'm gonna go because me and nighttime are big no no so uh I'm leaving right and like make my way and then he continues to follow me and I was like oh are you not like staying he was like I you could catch the sunset by the lake and I was like okay and then I'm just like walking at this point and then like I'm getting to know him like he's been in the Navy for like 11 years okay this sounds like the plot of Rambo yeah I'm just getting
14:21 really ramble right now here I live here I'm gonna fight the soldiers right now yeah like Navy and 11 like for like 11 years and I think he's been in like the medical field for like a year or two but like he wants to like sounds like this guy thinks he's on a date with you I have no idea but look again again I don't want to ████ assume okay but also I want to know did he have a chance no poor guy he doesn't play video games you never stood a chance all right that picture didn't do a damn thing oh my goodness glory is that a focus whack is line you can use oh he's got a picture of you this will definitely do it do you like the picture and she'll give you a far far away oh my goodness yeah no yeah no glasses oh no glasses oh boy oh geez Chalmer summer my name is Sean damn it he talks
15:15 to himself damn it Sean put it together pull it together Sean yeah um go ahead yeah so then so then I was like oh uh so I was like oh that you know I was calling like his family like immigrated over here like from America and ████ like uh to America and whatnot and then I was like all right all right neat right and then uh Sri Lanka oh he's Sri Lankan he's what for long oh my God sorry can you ask me that again maybe I shouldn't disclose some of your details about him why not why you're back yeah but the way he went about it was a little creepy we could all agree right maybe it's just a critical awareness an era is all you know and also as a lady you gotta keep your ████ head on swivel you can't take any chances yeah you you also it's either like getting to know you or murder is in their spectrum of like
16:05 thinking and you're in the middle ████ nowhere and you've been on JK you've seen some of these ████ stories we covered and also you didn't have no pepper spray no nothing what kind of woman are you the one that was just focused on going on a hike all right sorry she's really good at running oh yeah there's been many instances where she had to run into a bush and stuff because people are gonna kidnap but the stamina issue so yeah yeah true back then she was actually cross-country yeah she had a hydro pack yeah which will weigh her down so anyway so Sean's from Sri Lanka and she just had a sandwich so you know that would have been you know and his social security number is Sean you're a cool dude you're a cool dude okay but spoiled the end of the story now
17:07 getting to know him and he gets like to know me just a little bit but he's not like asking me like super personal questions like oh he knows that I'm in LA and I work remotely but he never know like what exactly I worked in or like where exactly I live so it was like very casual and he was like showing me like he was telling me he's like oh yeah you can probably hike here you probably hike her or you could probably visit these things like if you guys are here like for a bachelorette that's like you seem genuine yeah give me like suggestions right and then um you know like he was like tell me he's like you know what's so funny and I was like what he's like I don't even like hikes and I was like oh my God okay that's like what are you doing here on a six and a half mile height then I was about to kill myself ████ okay yeah and then and then he was like he was like yeah um oh cause we were mentioning about how he was in the Navy and how he would like travel to different countries and stuff I know right traveling different countries so he was saying
17:57 that next year he wanted to go to like Iceland and he also wanted to go to Nepal and he wanted to do the exhibition at Nepal so he was like building up a stamina but he doesn't like hikes yeah yeah I know that's why I was like why the ████ you want to see the world though yeah I mean yeah so then we get to the lake right and then I was like all right cool like so you're gonna stay here and watch the sunset he was like she's kind of getting a little dark like and at this point it's already like uh maybe like six five yeah probably like around six right and he was like yeah maybe I should just like yeah I'll just walk back with you and I'm like all right well where's his car huh where's his car so we're walking we're probably gonna ask for a ride so we're walking through and he was like oh yeah can I get your Instagram by the way so I can like send you the photo and like my brain was just like pending the whole time because I was like Instagram I'm like oh should I give him my Instagram because like I think I was like I feel like I always get weirded out when people ask me for
18:48 my Instagram just in general because I'm like because you famous because you got a sick follow-up I gave him my full name my SSN my address but not my Instagram no so I thought you were getting comfortable he says can I follow you back to the car I'm like I would have been like no dude yeah 10 Paces behind sir so like I think like he saw that and he was like actually maybe I can just give you my Instagram and I was like okay yeah sure so I like handed my phone and he like types in his handle I'm like okay cool and so we're just walking and then um he like cracks his neck like yeah he was like and he was like oh right and like I didn't know what was going on because I was walking in front of him yeah transform into a weirdo and I was like are you okay and he was like oh yeah I just cracked my neck oh ████ it's a full moon tonight actually it's getting kind of dark yeah I thought it was gonna be like Steve Urkel turned into Stefan like what's up
19:39 it just became like a cool guy like oh ████ you got sexy at night you should have sled with that dude sure that was Stefan Stefan yeah on the werewolf and so then like um uh so yeah like he cracks his neck and then he was like oh yeah that feels really good and I was like oh okay and then he's like yeah but my bug bite is still hurting though and I was like can you kiss it to make it go away I need to suck it yeah and then and then I was like oh I think I might have like some allergy pills like do you want that and then he was like yeah sure I'll like I'll take it and so I give him an allergy pill and he was like wow you're really prepared and I was like I feel like I kind of have to be if I'm gonna be hiking he's like you're really prepared do you have any pepper spray no yeah so then here's the thing he was saying like oh the only thing I brought was bear spray and two things came across my
20:29 mind I was like Hairspray and I was like I never thought I would encounter bear at a national park which I probably should have considered and then the other part would be like is bear spray like a like a souped-up version of pepper spray and I'm like and am I gonna die is he gonna spray me when he said that I was like oh okay and so I didn't want to think about it and I was like yo man like that's cool like have you ever seen sun bears and he was like a sun bear and I was like yeah man they're like one of the saddest looking creatures on this planet like you should look them up sometime so sad you wouldn't want to spray them yeah yeah and I was like yeah sun bears and he's like nah I don't know anything about them and so then he was saying like yeah you know if I encounter a bear like I'm prepared right and I was like what do you mean and he was like yeah I got a knife too and he like flashes it on his backpack and I'm like oh my God I was like of course he would because you were a navy and then a part of me was like oh my God if I gotta die tonight because he just fly because I was like
21:19 the entire time he was doing so well in conversation and then all of a sudden he tells me about bear spray and showing his knife and I'm like this is this is the end of and for you your biggest distraction for him to do that was a ████ sun bear he's like I'm gonna distract his mind he was like about to pull the gun out like here we're here to Sun Bear sun bear I have not what do you mean talk to me more about this you're like she was like um I have a question you ever heard of a sun bears is it like a caravan it's just like huh you really ████ up my mind I was thinking it's just funny that this guy's just prepared he has a knife and bear spray which is totally normal for a hike yeah right right but can also be used for like murder yeah yeah different kind of prepare and instead of being like yo I have this just in case because I can protect you she's like oh my God I need
22:10 protection now I don't know Sean I know your true intentions dude I know what the ████ is okay this is very weird dude no but like see but then like see I didn't want to think that poorly of him because I was like I don't know like this these are just like standard things you know so like that's why I talked about sun bears because like I gotta get my mind off of that and like I need to talk about something like a little lighter or whatever and like I think that's how hikers flirt yeah I have no idea either way I was like oh my God why would you like ████ do that like I was feeling okay I was like yeah you know what maybe this is just like a chill dude and then when you splash the knife I'm like oh please like yeah that's like a hiker's pickup line I have the biggest knife here that's a big ████ knife but he was he was saying like the biggest ████ knife I've seen [Laughter]
23:00 oh ████ but he was basically saying like I'm not gonna go down with the fight if I fight a bear that's what it sounds like to me he's trying to hit on you and then he's crying so hard basic macking or if I have to I'll carry you my ████ you know on the shoulder and when I said I was like look man if I get attack of a bear and if I die I die if I live I live like like that is just like how my life would be you made peace wow okay now this guy's got a raging boner and then what happens yeah I know right yeah get them all hot and bothered dude yeah so then um yeah so we're just like walking I'm like okay I'm Not Really Gonna think about that then we talk about dogs and then we get to the point of this Lake again like at the starting point and he was like oh yeah I even brought a kayak and I was like okay how did that he's like hold on let me take it out of my ass
23:56 holy ████ dude so what happened after the kayak oh no nothing like he had it was in his car and I was like saying like oh maybe you can just go ahead and like kayak into the middle of the lake you're trying to get rid of them you're like you should go well like I don't know I was just like uh I don't wanna you wanna keep it cool yeah cute cool so we get to the end of the trail and he was like okay cool like well like where's your car I'll walk you to your car and I was like nah it's that way and he was like me too and I'm like no it's not you're like just kidding it's that way huh it's at the parking lot he goes me too I've got two cars here but but he honestly he honestly did have his car over there and we were like 20 feet away and then he like just dropped me off in my car and he was like well wait so you got in the car with them no no no no I'm saying 20 feet away our cars are 20 feet away from each other because you said dropped off and I'm like he walked you to oh okay car 20 feet away damn girl you're
24:48 just saying at the end of it he was just a nice guy yeah pretty much hey Julia ████ these guys dude that was a great story we'll be ready I'm ready for the nice story I wanted some action I did one I wanted to be more like ████ shut up get in the car hey Sundance sun bears are cool so embarrassed anyway dude so I saw a Sunbury one second what the hell is wrong with you honestly I never even knew there was a thing called a sunburn neither and I I feel like I know bears and I feel like now that's the perfect out for any conversation thank you for the most perfect story there's there's a little bit more to it though there's a little bit more no I'm
25:38 done I'm done there's a little more to it yeah that's because there's a sun bear oh yeah I'm sorry I bet it's gonna end with Eddie try to kill me and then it shuts off and I'm like what the ████ start with that start with that yeah no so like so I was dude that was me like when I ████ wake up from a hangover that's not okay fine ████ the bear keep going we're running out of time all right all right I'm gonna let you wrap this up yeah yeah yeah so basically I'm I'm like driving I'm driving away I get off the PA like I get off the gravel I'm on payment pavement my car says I have low tire pressure I call a friend I'll be like hey should I pull over or can I make it to my friend's house and they're like you should ████ pull over so I pull over to the gas station it was just like me and like two other cars or whatever I go in and like I try to like
26:29 get like the air like pump or whatever immediately smoke comes out of the tire and it looks like the sidewall was like uh damaged so I like slashed by a knife that he had up under it was from the gravels from the gravel damn it oh Jesus I know he sounds like oh my oh that's normal yeah exactly exactly and then eventually uh yeah like there was some random stranger that was cleaning out his car and like he had a bunch of trash bags in the back of his car and he was like do you need help and I was like and that's the guy that tried to rob you yes I do need help and so he changed my tire for me and I was like making small talk and I was like Hey so like what are you doing here and he's like oh yeah me and my buddy were just hanging out but now we're just figuring out what to do and I was like okay that's cool uh I'm
27:20 assuming you had like plenty of flats in your lifetime he was like yeah a lot of flat tires I was like yeah but you know like this is how you change the tire I was like cool well I really appreciate you changing out my tire like honey like should you do meal or like you know give you some money and you'll be like yeah that'd be great so I was like cool I gave him the money and then I was like by the way um I don't like I still have like half a sandwich and some like swish blueberries do you want that he was like yeah girl take it and so he like took that and he was like yeah have a great night it's a barter yeah and then I was like Hey that that that sandwich has a jalapeno I don't know how your spice tolerance is and he was like oh no man me my girlfriend like like I got a Thai girlfriend we eat spices all the time that was it what a great story Julian that was great that was for me yeah that was it sorry maybe unsatisfactory hey guys be Sports come on come on clean cloud [Applause]
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