0:00 Are Asians superior at breaking though? You see Coro? I'll show you Coro. Yeah. And what about it? I'll show you Coro. Yeah, show me Coro. Coro off right now, dude. Next game. [Music] All right, welcome back to Careful Boys. Today we're talking about describe things that Asians have absolute superiority over. Asian supremacy. Yeah, Asian supremacy. What isn't Asian what aren't Asians good at? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um economic recovery. Oh, you got it. Go for it. Math. Economic recovery. How so? With um after what happened in Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Nagasaki. Hiroshima. They pulled it together and became a superpower of the earth in a totally different and better way.
0:51 It's pretty good. Yeah, I can see that. Oh, you said they're good at economic recovery because their Japan's economy went down in the 80s and they never recovered from that. So, I thought you were joking. Oh, I feel like they did pretty good after being destroyed. It's working out pretty good. You're right. From 1950 to 1980. Yeah. Yeah. Well, they were also really strong in the '90s. Don't they have like a hell of an industrial sector? Not economic sustainability. I just think they they bounce back pretty good. Yeah. Japan, Korea did a good job, too. I think they are actually a shorter time cor number one. You know what I think Asians have superiority over superior. Not not saying superiority. Superior overiority. What are you saying? Superiority. Superiority, brother. You're good. Asian supremacist. Say it again. Say it again. Say it. Superiority.
1:45 Now say white power. White power. There you go. No, don't say that. Hey man, now cut that off camera man. Jesus. editor. Leave that in. Edit this. But look, I think Asians have really did something for the world. It's called respect. R E S BT. That was a huge moment. I like how profound it is. Yeah, that was a huge moment. As simple as taking off your shoes. Facts. Who's Who wants to bring in dirty stuff from the outside in their house? They invented that. Simple as my someone's going to pay for it and then we all pretend we're all want to pay for it. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, where's my Oh. Oh, no. I got it. Yeah. All right. It's a
2:35 good move. Think about it. Yeah. Bowing down. Yeah. Bow. Deep bow. The bow. Respectful bow. We know when and how. I don't know if that's a superiority thing. When and how. Chalk it up. All right. We bow down to everybody. What else? What else? What else? Micro trip production. Come on. No doubt about it. I think they're absolutely I think electronics to be honest. Well, but they're will say that they are the kings of improving invented tech. They're not good at inventing. They're not as good. They'll steal your idea, make it way ████ better. Number one. Bootlegged. Really good. Number one. China. Japan, too. My grandpa was pretty good at bootlegging, too. Yeah. He's bootlegging. No, different kind of bootlegging. VHS. He He didn't have a machine. No way. How was he doing that? He was doing it with a machine. Yeah. Really? With like the the two the two
3:25 things. What kind of What movies was he? Every single movie. Really? He called it Miller Buster cuz that's his last name. And we'd all go to his like literally 5,000. How was the quality? Oh, it was Some of it was really bad, some of it was really good. Did he Did he dupe Cap nowhere? Uh I don't know what the Oh. Oh, YouTube movie. ████ you. What is that? A tuber movie. fitting. We think Christopher Lloyd. Oh, I don't know. M. What else? What else? I think um probably massages. Nice. Nikki said the best massage she ever got was from this lady who hated Jewish people and and she would basically hone her hatred cuz she would just talk ████ on Jewish people like the whole time she talking. Nikki, she she was this Armenian lady. And no, Nikki said it was stressful to hear her
4:15 talking, but it was she was so good at like being mad about things that she would work Nikki's knots out really well. Wow. So, she pushed her anti-semitism into the knots. Yep. And she's just ████ on juice literally the whole time. That's tight. That's what gave her power. And like she's just talking as if like everyone agrees with her. Like, so no matter what, it's like those types of people. But then she's she's so good that Nikki's like kind of got to keep going back. And that's why the massage lady works at the massage parlor. She probably don't own it. I think uh I think I think Asians bury her. I think Asians are really really good at like talking ████ in front of somebody's face in their own language. Oh yeah. Yeah. I've seen that a couple times. So like you know nail salons and stuff like that, you know, they get got they'll just say whatever. They say whatever. Asians are superior when it comes to fat shaming.
5:07 They got the best roast. The best. Mhm. Yeah. Yeah. That is really good. They're really good at organization generally with people. I would say that's why you have so many Asian dance teams. Mhm. Oh yeah. Ensembles they call them now. I feel like you're on Bill Moore right now. Am I right? And the audience just went, "Oh, Asians are are really good at STEM." STEM STEM fields. Yeah. Oh, that's true. It is weird though to me cuz I'm like bro like I don't know like a ████ Mongolian and a Filipino has nothing really in common. But somehow there are certain things that do bring c the culture together like Confucianism if it if they didn't have that ████ is like
5:58 they don't operate the same like they don't like for example like Europeans right they they all have Christianity as a common culture thing. So even if they speak a different language, there's still some type of morality or something that connects them. And then Asians, I'm like, man, I don't know. Because you got the jungle Asians and then you got the rice Asians and then you got the noodle Asians. And all of them are kind of different. Wait, which one are noodle Asians? They're the ones that eat a lot of noodles. Mhm. The northern ones. Okay. Rice are the southern ones. That's in China. You mean like in China in general? Yeah. Why do you call them the noodle Asians? I feel like all Asians are noodles. They can't grow rice. And I feel like all Asians are rice Asians, too. Is it noodles rice? Can't grow rice. Noodles. Yeah, noodles is rice that they just No, there are rice noodles or it's flour, right? It's flour. Yeah. Yeah. Cuz I feel like
6:48 all Asians like to party, but they do it so differently. Cuz you got Well, cuz you got Chinese just work. They don't party. Okay. What about Japanese? How do they party? They just alcoholic. They just Japanese dudes party crazy. The office bros with after work. Yeah. Oh my god. in their business suits. Their benders are nuts. Koreans think the same way, right? Don't they party at work? But then Southeast Asians, they just don't go to work. They party. Yeah. Yeah. I think Asians are really really good at like elder hierarchy. Oh yeah, that's true. That cuz confucutionism, dog. Like respect your elders kind of. Yeah. Respecting just someone who's older than you by a little bit. That's like that's I think just like I'm I'm just going to take that one away. Like if you have good parents, they teach you that ████ Just in I don't think it's as simple as just respect your elders. It's like for example, uh even in work culture, okay?
7:38 Like if somebody is like your senior and like older than you, like the way that they might treat you like uh drinking culture, like if somebody like in Korea, you know what I mean? If somebody's older than you, like the way that you have to have two hands, you know, when you accept drinks, the way you have to turn away from your own while you drink. Um the way that like if they say that they want to go to like a karaoke bar with like you know with the little them little like ████ that come in, you know, and it's like because they're your older or your boss, you kind of have to like accept even if that's not in your moral code. Like there's just things that you have to do because somebody's like your superior or your older Y word. What up guys? Come join our Patreon because there's hundreds of videos dating all the way back to 2019. That's right. If you click on the link down below, you can join our Patreon. Join us on the Discord. Come chat with us directly, have a fun conversation, and
8:28 this will help support the channel's growth and new ideas, and also tap into our closer community by joining our Discord and get the opportunity to suggest video ideas like the ones you've seen. Thank you guys. Join our Patreon. Help us out. Thanks. See you guys there. Say hi to me. I do think though, depending on what kind of Asian though, like how severe it is is different. Like Koreans take it way serious. Like Yeah, I think Koreans are probably the most. And then Japanese probably right there with them. Mhm. And then I to me Chinese feels a little bit more equal. Like there's a little bit more like they could say ████ to someone older than them that we'll never be able to say. Mhm. But that's probably because of like they wiped out all of the traditional ████ like they're, you know, they burned all those books and said we're going communist so we're more equal. Which is what Shen Yun is really upset about, you know, falling gong. And
9:20 I think it's the Southeast Asians. I think they're more free when it like they're they don't have as many it doesn't seem like there's that many rules like like in the same way they're throwing up more shopping in general. They seem less stressed out. Yeah, they are. Yeah, especially if they're by the cos. Yeah, that's what it is though, right? The American dream. Get out of communism. [Laughter] Get out of communism and come to a country that really is asking for communism. Jung Jungle Asians, right? Think about it. Jungle Asians. Hey, can we just get to America and get a 9 to5? Trying to get out the jungle. Yeah. Be comfortable. Make some money outside the jungle. Just live the American life. The American dream, right? You guys think it'd be cool if I went to where they are and I was like, "Wow, I never met a jungle Asian before." But you got to get a selfie. You got to do this though. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I think Asians are superior at ping pong. Without a doubt.
10:12 Bing bonging. They dominate. That's true. They're the best. Yeah. Or remember like that what was it like a decathlon or something like that and it was like, "Oh, America finally won it." And it's like all Chinese people that were still part of the American team. Oh, I thought that was a debunked. You know that. Did you know that in the the Tom Tom Hanks movie where he's playing ping pong, they had that was all fake force? That was all fake. Was playing himself? Yeah, it's digital. It was all digital. ████ off. I know. I just found that out. Really? It was all digital. He apparently Tom Hanks couldn't do ████ with that. Bruce Lee, it was real. It was debunked that it was fake. He does the nunchuck ping pong. He's really playing nunchucks. Oh yeah, no. I like that. I saw that. I thought that was real. That's what happened. All right. Generally speaking, in terms of the concept of what a cartoon is, I think Asians are the best at cartoons if you include things like anime. Yeah, of course. For sure. Hell yeah, Steve. This
11:04 is where you This is where you debate. This is where you debate. All right, come. Okay, so Batman the anime series is probably one of the greatest of all time. It is. Guys named Bruce Tim. No, hasn't that's not Asian. There you go. Batman anime series is one of the greatest of all time. if um it was better looking. Yeah. But animes last longer because the people like them more. Like look how many seasons there are. And I don't think so that's your country that failed you. That's a that's objective fact. I think it's just like Batman still has cartoons out there, ████ Batman the animated series. No, not not specifically that. Specifically that is better than many. That ████ lasted for like what 20 years because Yeah. the show like had a couple Yeah. The Naruto creator is the one still getting he's the guy that guy made all of that from beginning to end. And that's not even the longest one, but the One Piece is still going. Batman animate
11:54 series carried into a video game, dog. There are series Arkham Knight. All that was was Batman the series. That's an IP that's being passed around through different people because they can't reinvent cooler things. Anime is new ████ all the time. That's people being fired repeatedly. But what about the all-American Marvel? That's by a Korean man, Stan Lee. Stupid. Got it. Got my ass, dog. Stanley Stanley. Koreans are superior at saying Lee is a Korean last name. No. Choi. No. No way. But Choi is a good one. Choy is probably one of the stronger Korean names. Choi. I got into an argument with a Korean customs agent because they were convinced that I was Korean. You're Korean? Well, your last name is Lee. I'm like I'm I understand that
12:45 there are a lot of lees spelled with my last name in Korea. I'm not Korean. I'm not lying. There's nothing that I gain from lying. That Wow. Weird. You're like, I swear you're Korean. He's just trying to get you. I love how he tried to convince you that you're Korean. Yeah. That's what happens to Nikki all the time when she goes to like get her hair done and stuff. They're like, "Oh my gosh, my daughter looks just like you. Like we're we're we're Latina." Nikki's like, "I'm I'm Filipino. We're Latina. white. Filipino white. Filipinos are the Asian Latinos. Decided to meet another Latino. They'll try to convince themselves. No, no, that you look like my daughter. You look exactly like that kind of thing. That's so funny. I'm like, well, you know why? What? Cuz of rape. Yep. So, what were they before that then? That's my question. What were they before that? Who? The Filipinos. What What does an
13:35 original Filipino look like? Yeah, it's not at least in the book, it doesn't look super different. They look they're really small. I bet they look like Indonesian black sometimes. They're indigenous. Yeah, indig the funny thing is like obviously we understand through history that there's like Spanish concisadors that went over there which is why you have a lot of like cruises and like you know different like last names that are very Spanish. But I think the actual like genetic heritage of how many are Spanish influences? Barely any 3%. Barely any Filipinos actually have Yeah. Cuz Filipinos look islander as hell. Yeah. They don't look anything like, you know, some Mexicans look like fullon European and I it doesn't even it's not even to say that the lighterkinned Filipinos are the ones with Spanish. Some of them You guys don't speak for white people right now. I'll tell you that white people see Mexicans. Hella Mexicans and Filipino.
14:26 There's mostly Mexicans. You look closer to a Mexican than you do Filipino. And then you look closer to Indian. Yeah. I think it just depends on the era. I think it also depends on your hair. If you had a Dodgers ████ hat on right now, you look Mexican. But there's a lot of Chinese looking ass Filipinos, too. It depends on the like styling. Like you could make a Filipino look like a Mexican, a black dude. Master of disguise. That's why Dante got all those roles. Yeah, you can play it all. It really is. Yeah. Racially ambiguous, dude. You didn't get a haircut before that podcast. What? That was years ago. I know. I know. I'm just wondering. You couldn't work on your English before joining this podcast? No, cuz it wouldn't it wouldn't be me. It wouldn't be me. You're talking about it. Wait, why did you tell him about it? What? What are you talking about? Cuz Dante posted a clip of Anthony and them
15:17 talking on Kra's podcast years ago. He's He's ripping on him because his hair ripping on him. I was just like, "Wow, your hair's mad long. You couldn't get a haircut? That's new haircuts." You know that, right? He's trying to get He's trying to get you his cuz he's trying to get business right now. He's like, "Damn, I'm not going to pay for your six out of 10 haircuts. Whoa. Hey man, you give good haircuts. Fades by Subie doesn't want people to know that he cuts my hair. I was just I was just marketing. Six out. I like how you plugged that in out of nowhere. Challenge him to haircut right now. Six out of 10. Challenge to haircut right now. You couldn't even finish one full turn 1990 over there. Get him. Do it. Jesus. Do it. Cut it off at 144°, huh? You do the 1990. Yeah. No, I'll do coro. We get paid. Are Asians
16:07 superior at breaking though? You see Coro? I'll show you Coro. Yeah. And what about it? I'll show you Coro. Coro off right now, dude. So far, this is pretty Asian. You think you got choreography? I'll show you. The funniest thing ever. That is Asians, right? Dance battles. Oh, yeah. I'm good with dance. Asians got We're not superior in that though. I'll say that. Dance battles. No, we're not super Asians are superior at all. I think they nature I think they can hang, but like they're not. If you look at where all the coolest dance styles started, none of those are Asian. Wasn't that sharpshooter lady Asian and she won like the Olympics or some ████ The one with the freaking eye thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. She was Asian. She's Korean, I think. Are they like inherently there's a thing about accuracy? No. No. I think it was just the swag that was
16:58 cool about her. That's what it was. I like the guy that didn't have no gear. That was cool. from Turkey. Yeah, they just went Oh, you know what? Uh, Asians are superior at a lot of Asian countries on the top 10 for high IQ, but they don't use logic, so it's pointless. I think Asians are the best at martial arts movies, though. No question. Oh, yeah, dude. For sure. Nah, man. I like the American ones better. Stay them, homie. No, Asians got that though. Coordinating fight coordinating. No, no, I don't think so. Dude, Wu Ping, Yen Wu Ping is why the Matrixes were sick. And then they did the new one which I tried to watch again the other night. Terrible. So whack. And he didn't get Yuing back. Who the ████ did it? I don't know. You mean the most recent one? It wasn't even just Yu Ping. That was that was just bad. No, that's what
17:49 I'm saying. But no, the whole thing was bad. But the but at least the fighting should have been sick. I keep watch wanting to watch on the plane and then I hear your voices saying how bad it is and I go whoop. Hey, I I I liked it. No, you shouldn't watch it on I liked it, but it takes you out of the world. I don't want to watch it. That's what I didn't like about it cuz it I'd rather watch Animatrix over and over. Let me put it like this. Let me I was interested the whole time and then every time it was like I was being edged and Oh, I don't want that. That's a bad beginning started off. It did. It did. And I was like, "Oh, I'm interested. What's going to happen next?" "Oh, I wonder what's going to happen next." What I like about it, I feel it. You know what's better than that movie? Subie's haircuts. for that. Y 7 out of 10. Seven out of 10.
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