0:00 you see my girl Doris Burke what's her name is that her name what is her name your girl no who is your girl dude I said it I was like that sounds weird [Music] welcome back everybody to an awesome episode of the careful boys where today Steve is wearing the same episode as last time I'm not wearing the same outfits last time you need to wear pants but it's like chain is way bigger I wasn't I never wore the gold the gold tiger suit how many outfits you don't wear the gold tiger suit with this last time I did not I'm selling me I'm messing up my Steve outfits I have nine of them now nine wow like nine full my nine in my tracksuits how many from Amazon all every every one every single one that's cool and you know what sucks about the news now is I was gonna get
0:51 Balenciaga eventually oh dude that was my goal attraction yeah and now you can still they're probably real cheap right now you guys real cheap yeah it's a little weird yeah they fired the photographer or something or the creative director because it was their idea or did something no they try to blame the set director let's see what they did decorator they took a bunch of pictures with kids holding like bondage Bears yeah BDSM outfit and they apologize but the thing is people dug even further and in the photo shoots they're like oh it wasn't really about that but in the photo shoots right there's like this one lady that's chilling on in front of a desk and there's books about pedophilia the ████ court cases in the full files that if you zoom in their court case is about pedophilia so it's like clearly ████ this was geared for that
1:41 ████ like Lolita it's a good theme it's a good theme why not right but then and then they made another apology right and then they try to blame the ████ set decorator and not the creative director and that's why they're mad because they're like the create director is ████ way more responsible than the ████ yeah do you think the creative director sees like Fahrenheit 451 like what the ████ is this doing in here this is a pedophilia shoot get this ████ book out of here opposite mad this is what happens when when clothing brands get too successful they're like hey let's just try to like make pedophilia cool we can make kids sexier I guess that was the next step because their last one was very like derelict right remember when like yeah it's like homeless yeah it was like very homeless Chic right everything's coming out and you're you're starting to be like even if you're into fashion you're starting to be like this kind of derelict this is kind of trash how close were you to being like I'm gonna commit because I know you're the you're aside from Steve
2:32 you're the most stylish guy do you have Balenciaga stuff no not after the pay cut yeah that's true that was the first thing to go you don't have money to spend for like a 1200 I don't have a 19 million dollar you know valuation online yeah like Ryan that's not in Balenciaga no that's in oil no it's a Commodities never never had a Balenciaga Ryan's a Saudi Prince bro that's what he really is I mean deep down you are he doesn't want oil money huh he he does look like he does look like he's never stressed about a dollar a day he sits there like this someone looks like that yeah dude well he also looks like speaking of Saudi princes so I don't know I just found out my mom has a godson and I don't even know she had a God Son wait what wait isn't the Saudi Prince oh okay the godson is like part of the hospitality
3:22 team at the win and so he sees ████ crazy Ballers all the time and one of them is a Saudi Prince and so he told my mom the story where when they come to the casino they first have a meeting so they have a meeting with all the staff and he'll literally go here's three million dollars I'm tipping everyone first so every single staff member in the entire Hotel gets three to four G's like that and then he goes now I'm here you guys know how to treat me oh the most baller ████ ever dude that's ████ can you imagine I would just run in front of that guy to beat his Carpenter you can walk on me sir yeah yeah all you need to cover right here right I was like damn that's ████ crazy
4:12 you never watched the footprint off no yeah I don't know me tipping three to four G's what's the most baller ████ you guys have done that's what this video has turned into that's what this video is saying totally yeah I went to a course I didn't know yeah well you did I went to Noodle planet and I got two plates oh noodle Planet beef Pad Thai and the beef steak one okay one time I was in Bali real high baller okay let me tell you something I was at a wedding with my family there was like 12 of us everybody got ████ two plates everyone got a drink a coffee smoothie yeah bro everyone's eating there was 12 of us I paid 80 in the U.S what the ████ I was like I'm a baller bro I was like I didn't know I was so rich like I just felt like Anthony Lee sit in Courtside oh so that so you guys go next whoever's gonna top that go ahead oh you know good luck one time I bought a
5:04 um a picture of a monkey for six grand it's a picture of a dragon egg but the best part is that maybe it will turn into another picture did it ever evolve I think it's probably dead though yeah can't even get the file they unplugged it we're not Mother of Dragons here's the disaster part of any project when they're like we're gonna open source it it's up to the community now now it's like oh Jesus what about your Courtside experience that's crazy I've never sat Courtside how did you get that yeah how the ████ did you get that man it's not in the baller category because I didn't pay for
5:54 it but you know thanks bbgo USA can't wait to join you guys who the ████ wait you're chilling with bbgo is that a Ramen company no it's a Korean come on let them know let them know Nick we're trying to get adreads baby girl is a big deal what I thought BB was like a a designer for like 15 year old girls also that b-e-b b-e-b-e [Laughter] oh BB go the 92nd right here I love those what's that it's like the Korean yeah I see those at Costco yeah yes yes that's the one yeah the you know sponsors of the ████ are you chilling with BB go guys you chill with your competitor are they like lobbying you these guys are eating you whole yeah dude specifically they're taking your whole company and they're gonna get some sauce and like
6:44 they're trying you out oh no they uh they hooked it up um had uh me and a guest so I took my cousin because I knew he would bust a nut going out there we went Courtside to the recent Lakers Pacers game so you guys saw that post that I put up we were leading you know there was a point where we're up by like 17 points or some ████ just like leading the whole time Russell was doing and staying where it's always flipping a coin whether or not he's actually gonna do something amazing um but he's cocky as ████ uh and everything looked like it was gonna be great and I remember just like imagine my cousin but I do wouldn't it be like such a wild game if like we just still lost something that's why you can't say ████ like that you always drink ████ all the time it's always my fault it's yeah it's 100 my fault I can't believe you did that yeah it's telling me sorry slapping your cousin like I will never lose this game
7:39 I was wondering I was like how do you get quartzite and it's like oh against the Pacers I mean they give those ████ tickets away my whole ████ life I haven't seen him do anything ever like they give those tickets away yeah it was it was scripted everybody knew that we were gonna get owned which is why all the people left Courtside they just left me and my cousin there if you get a car wash at Indianapolis with the wax they'll give you a Pacers too car novel waxes the one with the wax though was the game way different like like at eye level you were so honestly I was I was ████ I was fully like um I was Starstruck number one like where Everything feels like when even when I'm looking at Stu Lance who's like
8:29 reporting like six feet from me and they all the cameras were right there and Stu lands talking and me and my cousin are like that's two Lance you see my girl Doris Burke what's her name is that her name what is her name your girl no who is your girl Doris isn't it right when I said it I was like that sounds weird did you see any celebrities sitting by you yeah people so now Jack Nicholson was not there it was Indiana you know not a real fast the Pacers yeah we'll skip it are you close enough where like if Russ ran by you could like give a little high five well I feel like I could have tripped the referee every ████ time he ran by the court we we ████ felt the floor shake we we ████ heard them cussing at each other like oh yeah yeah Port talks people actually actually talking ████ or that's too easy
9:21 all the time every single time you don't see on camera when like you know a player will run up to the ref and still try to just give him ████ because he knows that reps always make bad calls and if they feel hella bad about it they get called out on it they'll try to like say a call in your favor the next time yeah yeah yeah she's like politics yeah just just seeing that like that type of ████ happened just seeing like technicals get called out of nowhere you know what I mean but actually being aware of like how or why it started that kind of stuff is like totally different What's um what's the cash value of that seat you were in by the way I looked it up and uh they were going anywhere from like 2500 or 4 000 500 to 4 000 I thought it'd be like five digits you could buy like two monkey pictures by a couple of monkey pictures five digits for floor seats maybe for two of them oh yeah but uh that again Indiana Pacers
10:12 so they're giving them away yeah yeah and you see everything you really see like even um it's so close that uh you don't see the the like the stats oh yeah you're looking up you're trying to be like how many how many fouls this player have how many points does this player have or whatever look it'll be like I can't see ████ or like when the ████ screen drops you know in the very very beginning and they're like playing stuff like you can't see it because the screen's like here can they tell that you don't belong in Courtside us yes the two Asian guys who are looking around and like trying to like we're like trying to hold our piss and not take breaks and stuff because you're like taking pictures the whole time and then and then there's like stereotypical there's like richer white people on both sides of us that like totally know each other and they're like trying to like say hi back and forth the whole time
11:03 they're like oh but it's like they belong they're like Wahlburgers stole his tickets again I got this ████ guy here plus like plus like I have to wear the Jersey I have to wear the BB gun Jersey as like part of the thing so I'm sitting there with the jerseys but I realize nobody who can Ford Courtside wears jerseys they're not like those kind of fans right right so I look like a ████ regular Asian boy Laker fan sitting there that and I don't belong loves baby girl you look like a Make-a-Wish kid yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah you want a charity how are you feeling how's your symptoms you think you'll make it to fourth quarter that was a that was such an exciting game too though because even the guy at half court does the Wells Fargo take a shot halftime thing for 75 grand and he made it every and the crazy thing is last ice
11:54 game that had dude made it too the same time yeah the same half court shot so it's like how does he get picked twice like that I don't know if it's the same guy I'm just saying two half four shots yeah yeah yeah but just just seeing like at halftime the whole stadium ████ just erupts because like everybody's shooting for the underdog right when when there's a guy who's like trying to go for a half question it's like 75 000 just sitting there with your buddy and you're like dude it would be crazy to make 75 what would you do with 75 second yeah and then this full ████ sinks it and even the entire Laker bench was like oh 80 ran up inside he like runs up and high fives A.D and ████ like Bear Hugs him he's such ████ hugging and giving props to everybody in the Laker bench we're like this is insane I love that shot of you when the when the Pacer
12:44 started celebrating right next to it you're all dude you can see it on my ████ Instagram all of us are just like there's no way we're gonna lose this there's no way and then they ████ inbound it they missed the first one Lakers are doing a s█████ job getting ████ rebound they throw it over to this young kid that ████ LeBron has been like really almost like you know physically going off against the whole game we're really trying to Punk it looks like LeBron's trying to punk this younger kid and his kids like not not happening he's like trying his best he's putting in the hustle the whole game stopping LeBron a couple times in different ways right whether it be a foul or whatever you're not your old man but right he is probably gold and then and then he ████ gets the ball at the last second sinks his buzzer beat in front of LeBron's face the whole bench of the Pacers are up runs over and these guys look like they're about to fall on us you can see in my video I'm like
13:34 filming and then I have to go to 0.5 because it's too close dude and it it just felt so like you the same thing the whole Arena just goes silent and numb for a solid like 12 seconds even LeBron's like not having it he's like looking at the scoreboard waiting for officials to confirm the shot that clip is crazy yeah it was just such an insane moment but you guys get free tacos though for losing yeah don't you guys get free tacos if it's like above 100 points we're losing no you have to win that's lame what's free tacos we're talking about it's like some Laker games after if if they score above 100 points or something everyone in the stadium gets free tacos from Jack In The Box yeah Oh that's oh still dope though still dope I like that you gotta have that prepared so you go to any Jack in the Box after the game and then they give them a
14:24 ticket yeah dude you know how many jk people spotted you you must have been in like the perfect seat so many people were sending messages like hey is this Anthony is this Anthony you know who sent a message asking if it was Anthony the ████ guy who was in Myanmar who was trapped there he just got out he escaped me and more and one of the first thing he sends me is is this Anthony and he was at the Laker game no he was filming like a TV do you think he was watching a legal stream he was on three vpns yeah and he was like I think I see Anthony dude I was yeah it was it was fun I was getting text messages with screenshots at the back of my head how can we just throw away that he escaped it's like yeah bro yeah he made it out yeah that's what he's like concerned about yeah we're gonna get back to the Courtside thing did you guys get home by the way it was cool Steve did you get a hot dog what the nachos like did you guys do
15:15 that story yeah I got the carne asada fries and Corners that sucked oh he ran he actually got out well when we did the story he wasn't out yet but he gave us a bunch of themes of like this is how the news is showing it and this is how it really is he's also a doctor right yeah he's a doctor yeah but he but he's out now and but then he's trying to stay out but the hard thing is he was saying that a lot of countries won't let him stay there because they don't want me and more people well I went to some um Pro Myanmar uh messaging boards and I found out that he was giving us a lot of disinformation roll me and Marvin there's a lot because he wants to be balanced and see both sides trying to get all the story the whole get the inside scoop you know he's heavy in the Myanmar scene official sources just oh you went to the Burma's the word.com
16:07 it's like they're cracked they're cracked oh ████ yeah so back to the Courtside uh Fiasco hey bro um so quick story I I was working at downtown LA at this office and there was this very nice lady named Cheryl who's like who wants to go sit Courtside of the Clippers game I'm like I've never been to a ████ NBA game hell yeah I'm gonna go Courtside right so then um she's like okay cool all you have to do is you take this yellow envelope and you walk it to this booth and then you just tell them that you're there to pick up the tickets am I ████ tight so I got my buddy Andy and he's like this ████ he's like the whitest dude I know if you guys think I'm white like this guy's like ████ full Aryan white like shaved head yeah blue eyes like to go white swastika from Boston like he's a mass hole so so then so then um we get
16:58 there and we show up and I I open the envelope and I'm and they're like oh you're here like who are you here with I was like oh let me just open this up and it's like I'm like I'm I'm here with the United Negro College Fund what the ████ go away yeah wait because Cheryl was a black lady at work and she was I guess she had these tickets from uncf that um that two whites collection she was supposed to give away well she was gonna go she was gonna go but then she she didn't she wasn't able to go she was doing something with her cat or some ████ so then I'm like I didn't I didn't even read it I was just like here's how here's how Wild here's how Wild this is so either they told Cheryl they're like you're gonna go
17:49 get sick Courtside and then um when she shows up surprise your dog Courtside you're all the way the ████ back which is what happened I'm expecting to go Courtside they've set us nosebleed all the way at the ████ top and like the worst seat is like when you're sitting behind the hoop I was all the way behind the hoop like on that side on that side wow you can see the half court shots do you think they switched your ticket I have no idea either they switch my tickets they're like who are you with you know do you go college phone they're like ████ this guy no you're not ████ this guy yeah no idea no idea but that was wild but you already messed up the instructions she said just hand them the envelope well no they said who are you with because they want they have they have a bunch of free tickets but they don't know who you're with it's just been like Aryan white guy yeah it's the best should have been like the Irish Club oh that's gorgeous the
18:39 IRA yeah hey Martin have you ever seen the NBA game before [Laughter] hahaha
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