0:00 you call this America this is not America okay you don't have a bunch of people coming up again no this is just not America that's a great adventure [Music] hey uh big congrats to all the awards that went to everything everywhere all at once let's go all right did everyone see the movie I'm a I'm a very I'm ashamed I'm a shameful Asian why because I haven't watched it yet what Joe you see parasite dude but yeah I did I just saw it this year but dude okay I was gonna watch it on the plane here there's a story behind this and I was scrolling and I haven't watched Elvis yet did you like it I loved it really a lot of I heard a lot of mixed things about all this a lot of people were like oh I
0:51 didn't really like it it's like too long I'm gonna hear a lot of mixed things out not with Balto yeah except for one but everyone maybe I thought Suicide Squad everyone hated it unanimous one the first one the first one I don't know anyone that said oh that was the sickest movie no the first one sucked I liked it you liked it I liked it the second Suicide Squad was much better but I kind of liked the first one I was like what's the big fuss oh never mind because bad opinions huh so what about um what about data what about um dude he's the man yeah Short Round Short Round Short Round yeah yeah was it he data though was he data he was I thought he was dead in The Goonies but he's short he's short round he data oh okay okay fanny pack guy yeah afraid that's his name that's
1:41 his name in The Goonies oh I was thinking of Star Trek Maria the trench coat and the boxing glove would come out come on dude my only thing about his speech was so great by the way oh oh man yeah one I just have one note what's your gripe so you know how he's coming out right and he stands up and they're like ████ Short Round just one basically right like they they actually say like he's from short he's ████ Short Round or whatever they're like he's data and he is Short Round they're paying Harrison Ford and he's like yeah Harrison Ford's like yeah going crazy would have been great right because if you remember in in the Temple of Doom he's like no time for love Dr Johns so then what if he's like there is time for love thank you I think a good good bike drop yeah he missed opportunity I'm gonna watch it we're gonna watch it on the way back I'm gonna watch it I am it you should definitely watch I think you I think you'll really like it okay okay Nikki
2:32 ████ loved that movie it's her favorite movie she's seen in a while my favorite movie it's cool and plus uh it it is now the most awarded film in history yeah a24 has been killing it yeah dude who owns it yeah I don't know exactly exactly something's up something's up with this a24 oh you think it's funny huh I don't know I know that there was 14 editors on this movie oh yeah they needed a ton yeah yeah they were all sharing different files with each other different Marshall Club was in it yeah Andy the lay Brothers you guys are great yeah they're amazing the security guards in there right those guys were sick yeah Andy and his brother yeah so um Ryan all of that aside like all the accolades aside we everybody knows it's great uh Ben Shapiro had an interesting thing to say about it oh what does ████
3:22 oh you call this America this is not America okay you don't have a bunch of people coming up again this is just not American that's a great adventure that's disgusting it's revolting [Laughter] if you ask me I want a good traditional dry ████ okay dry is clean it's good it's religious it's yeah it's marital ████ it should be dry [Laughter] we're just fans we just watch it all the time the funny thing is I do have a daily wire account to watch ████ ████ on there so it's so I don't know but I love the way he talks it's just hilarious oh yeah it's ████ so what do you say he's great he's like the most autistic dude on the planet no ████ human emotion he said um I have gay friends but I'll never go to their marriage I'll never do it against
4:13 my religion I'll never do it it's not a big deal why would you go why would you go support something that you don't religiously believe in the fact that it's two people it's like oh man that's the bed Shapiro sign forget the uh Matt Walsh guy's like why would you want to get married to a man you can't provide children they can't do anything with anything you just put a dick in your mouth I guess that guy's on The Daily wire too dude did you see him against Joe Rogan is hilarious it's so hilarious Joe Rogan was just asking questions just questions annihilated the cat that's not good no not good that's not good it's not good sound argument if you're getting annihilated by question things to ask those yeah questions so
5:03 it's just I love seeing any of these people that have compilation clips of them dunking on college students I like when they're talking to somebody that's equal who's not in a college student like then you can see the real thing or college I do wish that there was something on the screen while he's talking to a college student that said how much the college student paid to ████ learn from this company and what their degree is yeah I would love that you never see like engineering degrees up there dude they're too busy ████ sweating they're sweating about midterms tomorrow or some ████ so it's like some random degree that you never even heard of geothermal Studies major everyone from the uh Communications
5:54 political science I mean it looked more like it was liberal arts liberal arts okay like we didn't figure out how that works already guys you want to know what he said yes yes what do you say what do you say about it wait one more before I tell you you say yeah what do you guys think he said oh yeah yeah could you guys would I what do I think he said what would you say about everything everywhere all at once like because you guys know Ben Shapiro I would say he would probably make commentary about the speech rather than the movie the speech and who won it was not the first Asian who won the first Asian won the 1980s everyone knows that already said something like that like a smart ass ████ like yeah see this is the welcome gender the leftist agenda is to make it make everybody think that we don't celebrate minorities we always celebrate maybe we celebrate minorities
6:44 way too much I just had a timeline her history of solving Monarch Visa Abraham Lincoln was a minority uh is that spot on I mean anything with that tone is pretty small yeah yeah no actually the here's the interesting part is that his take on this movie is actually one of the least political things that I've ever heard him say like it's not I don't want to look at it it's not even um it's not even what you would expect like you would think because the first thing you always think when Benjamin has something to say about anything is that he's gonna go and this is an example another example of how the left is using their influence yeah in all of our things including art and Cinema like but he doesn't he doesn't do that what okay what if he's a ████ Kung Fu just Lover he goes I you know what I was waiting for something in America to have something like this yeah finally Hong Kong Cinema American Cinema together
7:35 [Laughter] the interesting thing is that he actually is looking at it from the point of view of a person that watches movies and writes screenplays because he used to try to write screen please I don't know if you guys knew that he's a big movie guy yeah he's big on movies like does he do movie reviews I agreed with him on Star on Star Wars because I thought the new Star Wars completely sucked dick ass it was terrible yeah terrible so he says Star Wars he goes in five years nobody will watch everything everywhere all at once the movie is meh it is over long two hours 19 minutes confused generally bizarre in fact nobody has watched a single Best Picture Winner five years later since 2007's No Country for Old Men I think it's interesting okay aside from Saints man the last part makes sense
8:26 that's true people don't tend to watch best pictures like over and over because they're a ████ bummer dude yeah nobody watching Moonlight like ████ ever we'll watch that one that movie's like heavy right like you watch that movie like it's a great movie but you're never like I'm gonna watch this again or parasite that's like somebody who bought Blue Valentine it's like bro you bought that ████ movie Why you wanna watch it again I agree that like movies that take you to a very heavy place you don't tend to just watch them over no you use movies for escapism to to a better reality than the one you're living now yep you know how many times I watch Back to the Future way too many times because it's good it makes a fun movie it's a ride it's a ride yeah take me to Universal Studios you know who's watching Schindler's List Right Now kids in school kids who have to nobody's at home going like pop it
9:17 you know who I think is watching it neo-nazis oh ████ they're watching the the sad scene oh I see over and over and over like Chris Rock watching Will Smith get whipped yep in terms of the second half of that I totally agree a lot of a lot of Best Picture winners we didn't watch again cool the first part I don't I don't know the movie is maybe it's objectively not met I don't think like the the scale in which they created this there's a lot of things to appreciate that I don't believe but again you know what I think for this movie too though like I think most people would say like I think he's right on the best picture thing that people don't watch it afterwards but I think this is an exception to that rule because it's fun there's so many like different parts of the movie that's like entertaining and like it's visually pleasing too yeah it's so different where you're like oh I think I would
10:07 watch this to be entertained rather than like to feel like a Schindler's List you know the comparison let me let me read you guys some of the Best Picture winners and tell me if you've watched it another time okay past the first time well I don't watch movies more than once we're gonna we're gonna start we're gonna start with the most recent we're gonna move back until we reach no country of old men which he admits people do watch again and I admit I do watch that movie quite a bit Yeah so uh 2020 Nomad land never would ever see it never seen it me too what's that I don't know 2019 parasite yeah I loved it yeah did you watch it more than once nah I watched it once yeah but it's a rougher it's a rougher but it's also oh you already know what's gonna happen right part of it's the surprise is awesome yeah yeah yeah true uh number uh 2018 green book never oh yeah what's that that's I I've
11:00 never seen it I thought you watched it oh yeah yeah I thought I thought that was Moonlight that year that's why oh sometimes you know what it is I think sometimes I see a trailer and I'm like I've seen this movie before like it's like that for that one it was like that it's Remember the Titans but it was really hinder uh a movie that you want to watch like Charlie's Gonna Make It or Break It really yeah that's true all right that's why I don't watch trailers I go off rumors good for you shape of water oh I remember that the one with the mermaid I watched it but not more than once yeah Best Picture that's a weird one yeah I mean look cool dude Abe Sapien from ████ Hellboy in that movie because remember they he's the same director he got the Abe Sapien guy and just ████ made him in his old woman into a woman all right now we're back to 2016. Moonlight did you watch it
11:50 more than once once 2015 Spotlight did you watch that at all I watched it once and that was about the Catholic church that was that was the most boring movie ever made really yeah I thought it was more than two I didn't like it I watched reading newspaper I probably it's great movie I'd probably just how dare it gets bigger well because it was about the molestation of kids in the church oh I'd watch that multiple times 2014 Birdman I saw that once once I shot once but I really loved it I did like it yeah I think I was too young to understand 2013 12 Years a Slave definitely wants to yeah definitely I don't even think I could go there and watch it again yeah it was Heavy uh 2012 Argo that was really good that was good that was really good but I already knew the story so spoiler watched it once yeah 2011 was the artist the artist oh the silent picture no I'm
12:40 out 2010 was The King's Speech dude nobody wants that one soon [Laughter] great did you watch it part of white history ████ that was really rooting for them history I really hope yeah you take it easy over there white history all the white people are like you got one it's a good movie you guys saw it more than once no just once all right number okay 2010 or 20 uh 2008 for some reason skips The Hurt Locker oh yeah honestly I hate that movie that's white history man really ████ bro twice but not by choice oh was whack a wackadoo Affair I liked it yeah I liked it too I liked it as well I think it was once the second time was it was yeah it's very stressful I think
13:31 it's a stressful plot it's a stressful camera guy yeah remember guys going like this the whole time whole time all right I threw up watching that movie where's the Cloverfield 2008 Slumdog Millionaire fire great movie I'll watch it again I would love to watch the game but I can't get around to it yeah I don't remember watch it again the ████ who you know in the little mirror writes the wrong answer or was it the right answer don't spoil yeah so now we're back to 2007 and that's No Country for Old Men so uh he is right for that second part we none of us could admit to having watched any single one of those movies a second time but how many how many of us do watch movies I love watching movies multiple times what's your goal twos
14:22 I Scott Pilgrim I watch a lot I watched a lot of programs because that's a fun like Court game I watch a lot of Quentin movies more than one and he barely wins let's go Boys Back to the Future I've seen 80 times I'll go to screenings of that yeah there's some movies that you can watch over and over again and you never get tired of it like score sazi films but he never wins anything I mean yeah a lot of cult films don't always think because that's the Wall Street I watched that a bunch yeah you watch Big Short a bunch no it's never really on four years I've watched like 50 times Warriors the worst I love that come out and play I need to see that movie I've never seen it that's a great movie dude as a fighter I'm surprised I'm jealous of you guys can you call yourself a fighter without watching The Warrior how dare you watch a movie one of the best soundtracks in cinema is that ████ movie that's what everyone
15:12 says Walter Hill ████ great movie thank you you're not a real fighter unless you watch Walter Hill Walter Hill dude can you look that up what's his birthday what's his net worth after taxes [Music]
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