0:00 we had a lot of almost almost is so sick yeah we talked to a lot of people's teams I almost so many chicks guys almost I really did it's [Music] crazy do you guys know who the highest grossing or highest earning comedian of all time was last year not all time of all 2024 I would guess Kevin Hart Matt re I would say Matt re too cuz I heard his name everywhere Gabriel El glacius and he had a his tour was sold out and he had like 500 shows but it's about who does Masson Square Garden the most I'm thinking like who's the most mainstream these are these are good guesses Tom suur is a good one guesses and who tours the most think think about a little bit more with the puppets oh dude Jeff Dunham dude that guy I
0:51 actually saw him in Hollywood one time driving a Batmobile yeah he owns he owns the Batmobile both of them I think wait the one with the eye had the one the bubble eye he had the one with the bubble the the the OG one I think he owns all of them if I remember correctly like the real screen used ones are we close no not yet male or female male male huh I have no idea highest earning comedian I'm think you got to think who's main it's not Kevin Hart this person made $ 68.9 million I was shocked Joe Koy no no so it may not be a it's got be like like a big I was genuinely as like really I think I give up do we all give up I give up I give up I can't even remember who the top percent of comedians is anymore yeah it's Nate baretti no way he's legit
1:44 though right ████ legit I was shocked incredible I feel like he just came out of nowhere that's incredible he's clean though too no he's clean he like super clean squeaky clean and he's funny he is very funny too but is uh is it just from touring or did he do a bunch of like damn that's a lot content too like film and TV what what deals did he do yeah he's just really popular he definitely hosted like SNL for a bit I mean he he just came out with the Netflix special does it tell you how they break down the how that money he must have had like some kind of ass signing cuz that's hella money for just touring he did his special but he did explode in the last four years to be fair for him his career spans now over two decades it's just in the last couple years explod Next Level Fu cuz he almost came on this show a couple times but then things
2:35 didn't time out he almost came here and then he doesn't respond anymore so he was about to and then he blew up so I think he was like at the level he would be and then it was boom and I'm like oh okay yeah we're never going to talking we had a lot of almost almost is so sick yeah we talked to a lot of people's teams I almost ████ so many chicks guys yeah almost I really did it's crazy d i really I enjoyed and he's funny I think I haven't watched his stand up but I liked him on SNL when he was doing that um George Washington thing that's my favorite SNL reaction okay like how much we talked before yeah dude you guys are chatting a lot what the chatting it up I like how Bart has screenshots in his phone no I just I was with the DMS oh and he doesn't respond at all and then now it's just so it's like he was here does he send you a tumble weed
3:25 J that's crazy byebye damn would I do when I was trying to like rationalize it in my mind though I was like okay this is like who I could bring like you know parents or something to go watch if you wanted to see a standup comedic yeah it's family friendly super friendly I family friendly makes the most in general because there's just so many people that sponsorship deals too yeah I can see this guy hosting like you know like giant award shows and stuff too because you know you're not going to get in trouble with probably but also at the same time kudos to him because family friendly is the hardest content to make yeah you know what I mean like Niche is easy but then to make something where everyone's happy that's like that's ████ hard I know some tubers scum who like gave up swearing like for their videos and it worked out pretty good should we give up swearing no ████ no I
4:17 think we should give up a lot of other things first should we limit it we should probably give up La coming to La a lot maybe before we do that well come on dude come on it's just got really good right now I like how we came here like during the fires Nikki was like what the ████ yeah yeah that honestly was crazy Nikki's like what the ████ driving doing and I'm like yeah we're all going into the fire hey well we booked tickets a while ago so the fire ████ why didn't you guys reschedule fire I know I always get nonrefundable too cuz I'm like no ████ way yeah what's going to happen we're flying from Vegas the to get insurance on it is like 50% of the ticket exactly exactly it's like a $20 ticket what's the thing that like he could have done in that short of time that would pay out that much even if it's like a million per show that means you have to do like 60 of those right yeah it's got to be like a Netflix deal or something like you know Dave Chappelle got what like 40 mil just
5:08 for his well he got yeah that makes sense but it was like three Netflix ones back to back but also 50 mil over like 5 years or 6 years 68 in one year is crazy it is it is crazy it must be torn like a ████ unless I mean it could be like tours the Netflix deal I think majority of it is probably like advertising and um content unless he's signing for something now that is Promised over time or if he's doing just a ton of ████ Arenas it's incredible yeah if you fill out like a 100,000 CED or something like that that's next level yeah he does thefx the joke fest with Jerry Seinfield and if he throws his own uh events you guys do with $68 million dude I probably go on vacation
5:58 well eat whatever I want you know you know what I'm just more impressed than rather than like the dollar amount I'm just more impressed by how he does business because you would just expect that so much of that money would just go 5,000 ways that's true you know what I mean like most people like when they when they do like on like their own company or whatever they got to pay it to like all these other people mhm but like if that's his earning I think it's not all his earning I think it's like gross gross Mak and then he has to pay his agent or whatever oh okay probably got PID but even then in entertainment right like it's not it's not a high overhead business well like for for comedy I mean it's still crazy though it's more than a professional athlete he's got to be keeping over 50% of that crazy damn yeah
6:48 not more than messy brother well not more mess but still like grossing 68 it's pretty crazy crazy there was a funny M I was paying attention to um of bronnie bronnie and LeBron and how like uh with bronn's jersey sales he sold over 500,000 because this is like James Jr and whatnot yeah which basically is equivalent gross to like $50 million which is LeBron's one year earnings wow wow so they're like yo Bron's jersey sales cover LeBron's annual salary wow that's Prett does bronnie get any of that though or is just just go to the NBA or the Lakers goes to WNBA maybe a licensing percentage probably get some of it whatever the deal is for every rookie cuz my understanding is in the NFL they don't get dick for like for the jersey sales yeah has a different deal but also Brown is like it's his his dad's probably like
7:38 no you're going to do it like this right and then everybody's going to be like okay BB Go's like okay right right right damn that's pretty great though I love the George Washington sketch though that's great that's the only sketch I'll rewatch just all the time great it's really funny he baratti he do Lakers still have a shot this year yeah we still got a shot yeah that's like 50% of the teams have a shot we're still in it we're not out of it% but like cuz we got a big bet on the Lakers to win the whole we're going to start betting on basketball too we already did we did a big b at the beginning of the year cuz we got Lakers plus 5,000 like if if we had to make a bet right now I would bet that they wouldn't win but because we already made a bet early you're betting that they're going to just take the whole thing absolutely but we did it like right at the season start because a $50 bet was like $2500 payout and we both did a mortgage payment each also if you do it early enough the odds locked
8:29 in at that's crazy yeah plus 5,000 but that same bet for like the Celtics to win was like 300 bucks cuz they had won like the previous season yeah 100 bucks wins 5,000 so I would put yeah put th000 bucks in so not bad that's why I can't I can't play with you guys but then we hedged it with um Celtics so we're good yeah we put like 15 bucks on the Celtics to like if we win then we get our Lakers loss back's go pie okay you know what one of my dreams is I'm going to win is I'm going to have a a 100 $1,000 gambling uh budget and then we're going to go bro you move back to Vegas right when you're done juicing all day and then we're going to go to sports book every weekend and just slowly Whittle away at our savings just slowly take it down I'm I'm going to have money on the
9:20 side just for that but I want to go big yeah we're going to go ham we're going to do bets that's like no if I do $1,000 that means I only have1 to do it so I don't know about that that's not yo dude when when we walk by those Sports books and I see those people that are like they're they're deep in the CU they're not sitting in like the lounge chairs watching like the screens they're sitting down in like the very back when they got booklets like little old SCH and they're just doing horses and ████ bets and I'm like and they're like 94 fart and dust and whatnot I'm like I that's what I want for my life me me too dude dude I saw this cat my my neighbor's um cousin or whatever Ryan's cousin he he comes in he he he bet on like 120 different parlays for for these Sunday games for football and we sat in the Sportsbook all day and this ████ is barely even watching the screens he's just looking down at his bets and sorting out which ones are
10:11 winners and which ones are losers it was the best wow I want us to wear like some you know Cabana hats or what do you call it those Panama hats yeah Panama hats ████ aviators we're going to have cigars so in we're going to be dressing like pimps in the 60s girl in our girl in our each of our laps a different grow on each of our life yeah but we're like more like Caribbean pimps yeah yeah yeah and then we're just betting Sports all day long I call dibs on the biggest city one all right I'll take biggest butt yeah you get the biggest butt I already have that biggest belly damn biggest I call I call
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