0:01 whoa he says that to everyone usually people look dorky but you man hey put the chin strap on whoa my man looking Sharp [Music] the patient has died after a nurse switches off the loud heart alarm while she facetimes her family ████ dude that's crazy let's talk to your family one more time and they FaceTime and then she's like hits the button yeah like the heart alarm why an 85 year old patient died after a nurse switched off his heart monitor while on FaceTime to her family her name is Geraldine lumbo design a Filipino oh God damn it ████ no a nurse at the net chances are they're gonna be Filipino Sydney she received the call
0:52 from her relatives during the the night shift on July 29th the nurse turned off the patient's alarm while chatting with her family back oh this is so loud hold on something's beeping on a 66 Administration call so her family from the Philippines is calling her to Sydney she also failed to inform doctors about the patient's irregular heart rhythm an hour before he died and uh 66 minute phone call too yeah I did make it shorter come on it's International they don't possibly talking about for that one also get some get some airpods you know but you know when you talk to your relatives they you know they all they want you to switch the phone to all 10 people in the room and stuff yeah that's so she's probably like put Auntie on the phone yeah you make make her aside more relatable yeah put the point that's my brother with my my nephew slash godson or whatever it's like I don't need to see him playing
1:44 with his toys this isn't uh this isn't a ████ conversation kids just like hey hey Uncle Steve like yeah look at my ████ train and I'm like yeah Steve as a father nothing warms your heart more than when you show your child to your friends and loved ones I disagree you're not a father though so you wouldn't understand it too it's not my kids exactly that's all you would never understand you never understand like when it's your good understand here me and Bart oh why would you have a kid I got two little ones dude I got two little ones I got two little I got a boy or girl and they're they're practically are they still eating their own ████ I mean I told you that they lick each other's butts right because they watch their mom and dad do it yeah how do you uh how do you trade them not to ████ each other
2:34 oh I have to keep them separated please okay but that's just called responsible parenting and you would never understand did you give away the rest of their siblings yet I did as of the good homes bro as a father I want to divvy up my children and I take them for walks dude I feed them treats okay just like me and just like Martin wood would tuck sit take us well on behalf of the Filipino Community sorry if that happens are you really sorry I think you should say it again yeah I'm pissed because Filipino is supposed to be really good nurses yeah they are though but you know people can make mistakes just in their field if you make a mistake it just might we can't afford any more mistakes is is there a penalty for this she's murdered uh yeah her registration was
3:24 suspended for at least 12 months at least 12 months and for like the heart monitor thing gotta have at least like three buttons till I turn it off right you know like if you can't just open the the plane door you gotta like this and then this and then this for safeties yeah why do you know that because I'm studying it okay you can't just take this job seriously man because I've been a leader for the uh you're the guy you're the guy is it loud and like annoying though the heart monitor thing is that why she started off well it's like she couldn't go to the different room it was an alarm it wasn't like oh like it would kept going off it was like the heart alarm because something was irregular with it she goes shut up already shot's way more relatable like the alarm only goes off with something bad is happening so airpods fire alarm she's like shut up a sound so only 12
4:16 months and then she's back she actually murdered someone she was found guilty of professional misconduct and unsatisfactory professional conduct so that's what they're calling it huh that's that's a pretty big blender and it says nursing and medical staff could not hear the alarm because the Telemetry alarm speakers were still disconnected dude that's all sounds like a Fontana Kaiser but I mean should she be punished for being lazy is laziness a crime yeah in this case absolutely I want to see if somebody dies I don't know if she's laser is just ████ jaded yeah ████ that could be it to be fair there's a lot of sounds that come from freaking hospital equipment that they just go it's not fine like you're not you're okay you know it's like when you have a CL when your alarm goes off in the parking lot you don't
5:06 think someone's breaking in and you know they are yeah you just hear the sound you're like all right I'm like shut up why can't FaceTime be like some technology that old people hate but instead it's always old people ████ yeah that's true huh yes every time I either text or like voice memo or like if I really have to recall dude I'm at the grocery store and I watch this guy being so disrespectful to the checkout person they're like FaceTiming their ████ bro or whatever or this chick and like the cashiers are trying to ring them up and like have them pay and they're just keep on ████ going and going and going like this yeah if it's all people that's not it's not selfie angle it's like their whole nose is covering the camera what there's also like the even before that there was the obnoxiously large Bluetooth yes I still use that that's my dad yeah what a phone clip for sure Bluetooth and full phone
5:57 now it's the airpods after I got them airpods dude this guy when he found out that you could just use one so that you could save the battery of the other and then when this dies you can switch it they already last forever thanks dude mine's done all the time what yeah you know it was a top selling uh phone accessory item in the early 2000s in Cerritos Mall the wallets the leather flip phone holster for your belt I had it I had one too bro and I loved it they're gangster I wish I could bring it back we couldn't keep those on the show the day that I said I can't do this anymore was when I had my phone on the belt clip thing and I was moving out from from this s█████ apartment and I was got in this argument with my girlfriend at the time and I told her to go ████ off and stuff and then the door for this apartment thing snap back and
6:47 hit the side of my and broke my phone I couldn't like call her back and be like hey I'm sorry I said go ████ yourself or whatever like because it was my screen was shot and I was like I couldn't call her back and say sorry for saying go ████ yourself the door broken I did the door snapped back what kind of Vault was it it was one of those um uh Treo 600s that's such a don't let the door hit you on the way out like truth yeah it's bloody dude but if you could apologize because she's listening right now I wouldn't now because we broke up this isn't the one that you sat across from the comedy bar no no okay this is earlier than that yeah she was being a real major flaming ████ and I had to let her know I did have one of those though I'm not gonna lie yeah those are tight the trail 600s no the leather oh yeah yeah yeah the holster for the flu with a magnetic
7:39 magnetic strip that would just like you flip so dorky but like such a top seller man so good it matched my rolly backpack I bet I knew it that I didn't have he also probably dropped phones way less back then because now it's like you're just holding in your hand and you're keeping your pocket it's probably sliding on falling all over the place I wish you got cracked screens every single phone I had a crack screen yeah we need more wallet I mean like belt cases for the phone we should talk about accessories maybe a wallet chain a chain a bike chamber I do like how my glasses have the ████ cord in the back helps me [Laughter] I got a dorky hat recently
8:31 um it's like a it's kind of like a fisherman's fly Fisherman's bucket hat right that's as far as flaps on it yo it has a ████ chin Safari flag it has a ████ chin strap as hell right it's normal though and it has the back neck covering yeah see because it's like a mullet you don't want you don't want your uh it's good for sun though yeah UV protection that's good for fishing those are Safari flaps it's like the the built-in do-rack yep it's my it's my it's my paddle boarding I have one of those from Colombia you need it did the the guy at the store say he's never seen anyone pull it off everyone usually people look dorky but you man looking good chief that looks like a fit to me holy ████ you pull that off man I didn't whoa I never seen anybody pull that off nobody pulls it off like you gotta get
9:22 this hat bro usually only losers wear this but yeah how much is the Hat it's 150 but it's well worth the investment but today is 175 for you hey put the chin strap on whoa my man looking sharp and the chin straps tight so it pushes my face like this it makes my cheeks ████ fat you got a sexy jawline with that don't buy that hat I'm gay I'm kidding I'm getting it last one sold out for the entire Midwest and Joe's like you think I should get it he's like I don't know about the color he's like he's we got all the colors [Music]
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