0:00 uh bar can you like sh he's in the marathon right now dude he's on the 13th mile he's at the halfway point you have those abs before this [Music] FL all right there's a there's a really cool company called Fortress they make gun safes do you know about them oh Fortress no yeah they make awesome gun safes that uh uh it uses biometric it unlock oh it's like a new school Gun Company okay do you have any of the fingerprint based safes for I have three of them oh you do oh those are cool and it like works you just go and it opens up it's I have that but then I I just stick to the code cuz it's uh cuz in an emergency you have to like you know you want to it's harder to like scan the whole finger so I feel like the the number is more reliable but it has about is it pretty exact where like uh if
0:52 you're off a little bit it's not going to like open the safe it's like if you're like shaky and some crazy ████ happens I don't think the technology is is that good yeah oh I don't know if it's uh why'd you buy it well that's why that's why it has a number the whole hand it's just a couple fingers that okay wait hold on it has a a code how long is a code it could be like three digits four digits oh I was going to say cuz if you got a ████ 16 digits click all the photos with bicycles is said a bicycle's a part of a bicycle I don't know if I I don't you're ████ dead dude what about this you oh you got one of these oh R SC ████ sick so all they've they've been on the market for a while these these gun safes but then they recently had to recall 61,000 safes because there were 39 other
1:45 cases where people came forward about the safe opening up with someone else's fingerprint or just randomly yeah that's why I don't try the I don't trust the biometric stuff just yet because there it is faulty and also I think it was saying like um um 61,000 yeah like 90 I think like it's because your fingerprint is so intricate a lot of them are set just to be able to scan 75% of it in all open but then you also like let's say you gain weight and your fingers are different or or if it's cold is it going to you know it's like it's for all the fatties out there right Bart yeah yeah yeah you get yeah it's just it's not reliable I think I think it takes too long you go in it goes beep like it's like 2 3 seconds oh yeah there a situation where uh so even though there was those cases of people like saying that they're safe open there
2:35 was one particular case where a 12-year-old kid was able to open the safe what and he took the gun out and shot himself ████ and so they're trying to figure out now how he that's just a very ambitious ████ 13 in September I don't know bar I would shoot myself I think I feel like I would be like I probably would have too yeah seriously but it's like how that's like ████ breaking into a bank and stealing all the money in the vault and then losing all of it the next day it's just like that's so stupid but so smart it's like you got the prize what are we going to do with the prize the gun is the prize right so I guess they're trying to figure out how he did it they're saying I think there's a response from the company that saying it might be that it was on open mode oh the ████ is that that's a good mode to have on I say perfect mode yeah yeah if you're
3:27 going to want have a mode this safe has open mode open and the gun was on shoot yourself mode they're just saying it's good Biometrics cuz it passes down genetically the guy's kid same same blood The Perfect Storm man go right back I'm like do we share fingerprints with our parents yeah I the same ████ punches into your blood can your ████ dog go like that and opens it too we should try we should try putting a dog Paul and the dog just ████ running around with the gun so I guess it's like a maybe that's like the when you're programming it you know like when you go to hotel and the safe in the hotel is on open mode like you use it I don't use that do you say no I've never seen that's ████ crazy it seems kind of weird because you know that they have like a master key or something so why would what's the yeah but that's that's
4:18 the whole locked in that's a I like analog ████ man analog it works the best just when it's not tooo like even with when it comes to like AC or like whatever it's like click click click click versus like some crazy digital ████ like there's so much digital stuff it's just you could just uh break down like in helicopters do they have ████ thumb print things they don't have thumb print things yeah why would they have that right everything's analog in a helicopter right so it's like if you're up there and something breaks down you need to fix it you need a thumb just things that are just physically and it's like it's not working it's not and you're just crashing have you seen there's a there was a viral video of this uh woman that was at the bank and I guess she had opened her door to use the uh drive up ATM yeah and like she positioned her car incorrectly where like the door was open where like if she were to back up the door would hit the ATM machine but she couldn't go forward
5:08 because you can't start the car and put it in gear when the doors open see but she couldn't close the door oh cuz there's too much like automatic so it's blocking her from moving but she's like all right well then I'm stuck here so what did she do turn off the car no her husband had to come and like uh they they did some weird thing to like get the door to shut but um I think he like had to like super push it but it wouldn't go in neutral at first either because of the you know the lock out that happened to my uh my girl's car too she a Jeep in the little sensors and I got stuck I couldn't go forward cuz I parked my car it's hard to explain but I had to like we had to move the cars around and I did it myself cuz she was like I'm going to take it's going to take me a while so I'll do it myself so I parked her car then I parked mines but I parked mine a little close and I guess behind her was like grass that was hit in the sensor oh ████ so
5:58 the sensor wouldn't let me reverse and it wouldn't let me go for so I was like stuck and I'm like where the ████ do I get out so you had to go get a lawn mower that's the only way you can't turn off the sensor all the grass you can't no it can't off the sensor so then I had to like cut the grass not a lot more but I cut it with my hand but I was like imagine if I didn't have that if it was like something that I couldn't remove I would have been I would have been ████ were you in the backyard like this you ████ ████ ████ oh yeah I was like when I get mad at cousin Spanish I don't my dad I don't know what it is and then um yeah so I was able to reverse was like imagine getting stuck and that's that's that's kind of faulty isn't it like that's really annoying I don't know I think you guys are all talking about very like really rare and unique anomaly in but why even put overall technology I think is cool here's here's another here's another rare that's too much technology here's another rare unique anomaly case robot been seeing this I've been seeing this
6:49 kind of a lot all so whenever there there's these Street takeovers or there's like riding or just s███'s going off in the street you always see a Tesla that's stuck oh yeah yeah and then people start ████ it up why is the Tesla stuck I I don't know cuz I legitimately asked like in the comments I'm like yo anyone with a Tesla is there a lockout that keeps you from gunning it through people cuz that's lame oh ████ has sensors for like human everywhere right there is something like that right cuz when when you drive in a Tesla on some of people's maps you see like little people yeah cuz you always see them like trying to get the ████ out but they can't and they're just going they're just jering all these kids lamming on the roof they're just jerking forward and then like people are just smashing ████ how you stop a Tesla funny that hella protects Tesla though yeah is it ████ your brand Imaging and stuff
7:41 like that liabil the car getting ████ up because like humans are being whacked and it's like humans but if their car is hitting people yeah especially at the speeds that they they have that's true you know what I mean sa guard that's crazy that it won't it won't let you go through it's like a a friend who never breaks the rules ████ yeah yeah yeah ████ that guy you know what I'm saying that's kind of scary though if you think about it like if it's you sure yeah yeah like if someone's trying to like like carjack you you got to like imag imagine you're in a zombie you're in a zombie apocalypse and you're in a ████ Tesla you're ████ dead bro you can't run over no zombies no no because the cameras uh work differently on zombies okay that's the new update I do like automatic everything except for the stuff that matters so like AC automatic I don't want to ████ touch that Every Day Blinds dead it yeah all that stuff like ████ guns gun safe my car if I
8:33 need to ████ just book it I want to be able to break any rule like imagine later on the Tesla it won't even let you drive on the wrong side of the road or bust a you if there's Double Y yellow like I want to be able to break any rule anytime if I need to you know there's a mode like break the ru R go Rogue or something like that ████ it I'm doing it goog Rog mode what if what on your own brother what you're on your own brother and then ████ go what if they could control your car turn it off or like like you're just trying to like get out of state or whatever and then they can control it and make you yeah that's scary that's my thing is like they could be able to control it right yeah I think if they could they also wouldn't make it obvious that that's what's happening I think they' be like oops your car broke down I don't know what's happening to it but
9:23 the B right there only buy cars before 1995 really RoboCop cars your truck before 1995 shut your mouth man shut up shut up yeah yeah yeah that's why I got 16 guns and safes that only activate by my voice this is like not you have a gun without the safety take that ████ ████ off this I know what I'm shooting this is a different thing but it's still kind of a tech related thing is those um devices that like they'll these workout guys will hook up to it and and it'll just pulse and they'll go this is the equivalent of 5,000 situps in oh yeah yeah yeah you see the little Mach oh the electric yeah those don't work that's not a thing stimulators as you're eating a ████ burger and like so every stimul cuz I'll be like yeah you feel that that's like you just did 10,000 setup it reminds me of those Electro
10:13 massage things where they just kind of shock your muscles and you're doing this it's like you're throbbing boner all over that's just ████ you know what I learned so I asked uh my physical therapist I was like cuz you know physical therapy hurts like ████ yeah I'm like I'm a little ████ I don't want to feel all this ████ all the time I'm like what if one day I just get ████ knocked out I lay on the table and you just work all my knots out and what he what he explained was your body only heals when it wants to so if you're out and I'm pressing and I'm manipulating on you it's a what's One Direction it actually won't heal it heals from me going like this and your body resisting me so that's why those things don't work because it's an external Force flexing your muscles not you flexing your muscles oh so you got go everything has so
11:06 everything has to come from you exactly so they've done studies where like people they don't even do a lap pull down they just think about lap pull Downs for like and they they they run a a mental program and like 12 Weeks Later their muscle mass actually grew from their brain thinking about it so it has to come from you this Mak like what is B to like working out right now dude I'm I'm going go on a marathon next time I'm flying on an airplane I'm just going to oh damn that's difficult oh I got to pee Oh water someone give you water uh bar can you like sh he's in the marathon right now dud he's on the 13th mile he's at the halfway point you have those abs before like just kidding news careful boys is a brand just kidding news is the man of smart people the people of just kiding news careful boys they are very smart
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