0:00 you should be drowned dude in in public everyone should make fun of you no if you get a DUI on one of those hoverboards you should be sentenced to death [Music] all right everybody especially Nick this is a this is a sad one oh no why especially me dude because I just don't want you to get your expectations you're the most sensitive one okay yeah I have the most sensible one in the room already smiling and I said it was sad dude I look at this guy and I just can't help butts a smile you know hey you're very sweet so try to smile the whole video recently there was this newlywed couple Eric and Samantha Hutchinson the day they get married like on their wedding day get it get say it faster
0:50 you're building too much on their wedding day their names are Eric and Samantha Hutchinson newlyweds on their wedding day you said that like three times right in South Carolina all right um they get into a golf cart you know because you know sometimes I told you golfing sucks I told you mid times they go to their gym and then their Gym's on fire everybody's stealing impossible plates are not flammable so they family members and then this 25 year old named Jamie komarowski uh is hitting 65 drunk as ████ in this like 25 mile an hour spot 65 on a golf cart you could do 65 no no he was in a car the the drum driver was in a car I'm like damn dude
1:40 Anthony was kind of like smiling bro where you're saying that what are you talking about now you're not it's the punch Line's on its way yeah I know ████ dude so is that barbell Brigade right that's not no it's not oh whoa increasingly flammable weights are a huge difference they don't even make those dude [Laughter] they're plows into just immediate like day of your the duty of the husband he has to exact Vengeance and kill for the driver he has to that that would be the Poetic Justice how would you do it you were just before we started rolling you were talking about how you want to like drown Tiff like how would you I drowned that guy dude Justice in the situation to play Devil's Advocate it is better on day one than to build a life together and then it's easier to start over now that's a good idea all
2:32 right right that's the Silver Lining it's a little bit easier to to start all over when when it just started yeah yeah what do you think Walter I I just to add on to a mixing I don't I don't know that drowning is enough yeah like you know you know like when you when you watch TV shows and movies and the exact revenge and they shoot them yeah I don't think that's enough it's not satisfying it doesn't feel good you gotta you have to do you have to be able to you should learn like how to resuscitate someone I told you Korean people are the best so then when you when you like you tie them up and you torture them a little bit and they and they're about to die you have to know how to resuscitate them so you can continue on oh you know what be a good one you have an aquarium a custom aquarium built that you could stick your upper half in so they're drowning and
3:23 then the bottom half you soak them in gasoline and set them on fire so even when they're dying they're confused they're like am I like in water or burning It's the Best of Both Worlds die from shock yeah so and then you add some pop quiz questions and see if they can answer them fast yeah and then when they when they pass out from the pain you you empty you douse the uh then you flip it you put the water on the legs and then [Laughter] Icy Hot commercial yeah exactly Shaquille O'Neal endorsed it yeah yeah do you think that because of the context of the situation like the story what had happened where it happened wedding day all that stuff it should add to the punishment because like you know somebody might just die of like involuntary homicide via drunk driving on a regular day but it's not their
4:13 wedding day if it's on their wedding day do you feel like you need like to exact more Justice it's not supposed to but it will in my opinion like it's not supposed to like it's just like you're not like family members or friends of the deceased don't get a say in what the punishment is and they're not they're not supposed to but you know I mean well one that's what sways the jury ultimately but that's extra painful though in it like on the day that you remember because it's supposed to be yeah I think it super helps for civil cases those are the happiest days of my life because it's the first time they're having sex yeah of course I mean hopefully this dude who hit the cart has money because if not then right
5:03 so the drunk guy drove onto the grounds no um they drove onto the flammable weights at the gym it doesn't make sense I heard there's one that's on to the weights I feel like there's like there's a truck on a squat rack is that what you're saying it doesn't even make sense it's been words into my mouth right now okay but I think I think workout benches are flammable because there's foam inside dude barbell is so flammable they're not at Dakota Horrible's a fire hazard huge fire it's like fire extinguishers like people are lifting weights with gasoline don't taste me a gasoline Gap we have like 45 fire extinguishers in there all expired do you shake them once like once a week they're supposed to shake them the protocol to shake them every five minutes because Anthony's gonna ████ tell us shake them every five minutes do
5:54 you have handheld ones you guys should yeah the shake weight that's the best so were they on the golf course no you're the one who said that then where the ████ where did this truck come from but it's not a golf course is it all that matters is that they were in a golf cart so they were driving on the street there's things like golf carts at Coachella that so it might just be on like a wedding venue just like a venue what did the drunk dude gardeners have like golf carts on wedding venues you know what I mean is it like Happy Gilmore where the dude drove onto the thing knocked the tower down kind of thing or did the golf cart go or shouldn't have like on the road or some ████ uh I'm pretty sure regardless it's the guy who was uh three times over the legal driving limit and drunk that like in the toxicology report like regardless of where they were it's his fault yeah but still though it's like it is interesting because sometimes you do see like golf carts on the like the streets and you're like hey some of
6:46 those the ones the ones that are on the street they have to have license plates and registry they do they do yeah but also though what are you doing yeah why are you on the road why are you on the asphalt dude stuff is super relaxed now in L.A like have you seen the guys on the dirt bike yeah the dirt bike gangs are like straight out of Rumble and Bronx dude those guys are a little ████ bro but is it like the gangs that can't be stopped because the individual no they won't they won't Chase small Vehicles period so if you're like on a motorcycle it's a do not Chase yeah it's more damaged if something happens during the pursuit yeah and their bikes are faster yeah but even like nowadays you see so many no plates just chilling there's so many cars nothing on it yeah they don't get pulled over at all or like the individual drivers in the carpool lane I would think that they would want to pull them over because discussed the
7:37 increase of revenue for the state is tremendous because it's like a thousand dollar or fifteen hundred dollars what that is fifteen hundred bucks that's a lot like 350. what's 350. did you change so quick I gotta tell you I gotta tell you 1500 sounds better but fine 350. uh it's like 350. but like I count like in five minutes like 10 cars there's a lot of golf carts in downtown though a lot yeah yeah a lot of people have them and they'll just like is it just because it's easier to like yeah even even at the brewery people ride golf carts to go like around the area like get groceries but you know they can get a DUI though that's the thing as long as if it's a moving thing you can get do you want a bicycle you're on a bicycle you can get on a scooter that's so embarrassing bro you get a DUI on a bike so embarrassing you should be drowned dude in public everyone should
8:28 make fun of you no if you get a DUI on one of those hoverboards you should be sentenced to death so because you know because I have an electric scooter I asked my friend I go hey if I take this to the bar and then like drink and then go home can I get DUI she goes yes because there's a motor inside so you'll get it but your chances of killing someone is way lower no but self-harm though is what what the laws allegedly I see oh yeah but that cops also also like you got to be ████ screwing like an idiot from the cop to be like let me pull this one I saw you swerving because sober people be eating ████ on those scooters from time to time oh did you say the bride and the groom died no just the bride oh that's fine oh God I'm just kidding that's ████ up oh my God that's fine so what's gonna happen to the guy she did say though what happened with golf I hope this day lasts forever
9:19 she did say did the groom get hurt too I think that there are injury is definitely one other family member that sucks man for real injuries but the green was like technically okay you hate to hear about DUIs and how they just kill random folks bro because it happens so much happens a lot dude or you know you know what's the funniest when you see dudes on the news that have like multiple like 90 wise and ████ you're like how the ████ yeah what are we doing about those guys but in Nevada you can get your DUI dropped to like a different like a ticket that's why he went oh you get it the charge while he loves Vegas like like when you so when you go to Vegas you'll see these Billboards and like it'll be like blah blah DUI call us and um what that's for is it's not like California where they're just calling the defend you like you want them to defend you in Nevada they can get it dropped down to like a ticket wow I didn't know that
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