0:05 Welcome back to another episode of Careful Boys. We have Kam K Diaz with us straight from Hawaii. >> Oh, brother. How's it? How's it? >> I want you to answer this but you got to give a yes or no. Do you believe that island girls are better than mainland girls? >> I I if we're just talking about like everything as a package, I would say yes. Um just just because you know growing up over there I I you there's certain there's a certain way that people in Hawaii carry themselves and their values and you know just that you get each other, you know with like the way you talk, the things you do and it's it's hard. Like every anytime I left like for a peace corps or study abroad it's like yeah, I can relate to these people but like anything here isn't as good as back home. >> Would you say there's more ████ on the
0:56 mainland? >> I don't know. I don't have very much experience. >> Well, okay. So what are the core differences? >> Um well I I think I I think you know >> He has more experience in Madagascar, dude. >> I think um like for for Hawaii, I mean you you probably you all met somebody from Hawaii and you probably been there and it's everybody's welcoming and you know that it's very family oriented and >> I don't think they really like me in Hawaii. >> It's true. Just so you know. Just so you know. >> But you hang out with us, we'll we'll welcome you. But I think it it's all about respect, you know, like as simple as taking off your shoes inside the house and respecting elders and just the food you eat and it's just different when you're with somebody that doesn't get that.
1:46 >> So if you're like let's say you're looking for wifey material, you would think the chances of finding someone in Hawaii is way higher than in the ████ ass mainland. >> I mean there's probably some ████ in Hawaii, too. >> No, no, no. They all have good values. >> The good ones. You just got to find the good ones. But like there's, you know, the the couple that's been together for like 15 years that hasn't been married that has like or a girl who has like four different baby daddies. There there's that, too. I just I guess that's not the people I brought up. Yeah. I mean, it's like there's bad people everywhere. There's ████ everywhere. >> Is that the like the Waianae neighborhood? >> Waianae is like, yeah, viewed as a more hard like >> That's where all the That's where all the cheaters live. >> Maybe. >> Girls in each section of Hawaii. Is there big differences? >> Yeah. Okay, so the stereotype So I would have would just go with Oahu.
2:36 >> Okay. Yeah. >> Oahu cuz that's where people are probably most familiar with. >> is. >> Yeah, yeah. The whole yeah. Oh, the Oh, yeah, the island. >> Uh the yeah. >> Where Waikiki is and yeah, yeah, yeah. >> Oh, you know how if if Vegas is the ninth island, what's the first? >> Big island where I'm from. >> Oh, and then Oahu is like second island? >> No, it's so it's Big Island, Maui, Lanai, Kahoolawe, Molokai, Oahu, Kauai, Niihau. >> So Oahu is like four five? >> Yeah, it's like it's kind of in the middle. >> But I think it goes from right to left. >> It's the most populated, but it's not the um biggest. >> Why is it so popular? >> It's in the middle. >> I don't know. Pearl Harbor maybe? >> Which island has the loosest women? >> Probably Oahu cuz we have the most. >> Okay, yeah. >> Oh, okay. We got to go by, you know, per capita. Like we got to go by >> go Oahu. >> Maybe he Maybe he'll
3:26 >> Out of 10. Go Oahu and then yeah, what the areas and then what are the What is like the one summarized version of each of the girls? >> That is kind of funny. >> know. I feel like if you ask the skeezer, skeezer is just like a a a local braddah, the local jitsu guys, yeah. They might know cuz I mean, I I don't go out to that much. >> I'll tell you and tell me if I'm right, all right? >> Okay, yeah. All right, let's do that. All right, okay, so um the west side which I think is like north of Ko'olina. So like you know the resorts where the Disney resorts are and >> Aulani and stuff. >> So north of that, all up on the west side I think that's where you get like the tough girls. Yeah, the tittas. They don't take no ████ they'll throw down, they'll fight. They might have a tattoo on their face. Yeah. You called them you called them tittas? Tittas. Tittas. Where's Hale'iwa?
4:17 Hale'iwa north shore. So north shore is known as like there maybe they're the ████ because it's because cuz that's a surf community. Oh, hell yeah. Professional surfers, girls that have the volleyball house. Brazilian girls. They move there. All like the girls coming to Hawaii trying to find themselves, crystals, they all go to the north shore. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, it's ████ an instant. And then yeah, all the surfers they like get run through by all the surfers. And again, this is just from what I not stereotype allegedly, yeah, allegedly. We're we're talking about stereotypes. Stereotypes. And then there's Kailua which is another the east side of the island which is like the rich area or like a lot of transplants and like white girls and then Waimanalo. Are they ████ or not? Are they more Maybe like They all got pockets of them. Maybe like fancy. Fancy ████ Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
5:09 Maybe, yeah, that's a good one. Paris Hiltons. Yeah. in the freaking the sheets. Exactly, yeah. And then yeah, you can keep going. Okay, yeah, so okay, so town would be like the city hoes. Like private school kids. Yeah. Oh, okay. Yeah. They're they're just like they to me they just remind me of like west coast Asian. Can you tell me the difference between a city hoe and like a rural hoe? Is Uh, no. More teeth? There's no difference? Are they promiscuous? Are the townies promiscuous? No, maybe maybe secretly, maybe maybe like like Squares, like boring? >> More squares. I would say more squares. Like it's a more pri- All the private schools are in town. They don't have an accent, either. Like >> Yeah, they they don't sound like they're from there. >> you go out to the west side, like where Max Holloway's from, then people they
6:00 have like I don't have a a pigeon accent, at least I don't think so, but um they they they they speak they they speak like straight pigeon. >> Yeah. >> Well, like town to me just reminds me of like where we grew up in SGV or like it's like Asian West Coast. >> Yeah. >> Yeah, it reminds me of that. >> It's just called town? What is it? >> Well, Honolulu, the city, it's called town. >> Who They just call it that? >> Yeah, the town, like you surf town. Yeah. >> So, anytime someone's saying town, they're talking about Honolulu? >> Like yeah, the the west side. >> people in Honolulu are called townies. >> Yeah. >> Oh. >> Yeah, yeah. And then we we have the leeward and windward side, as well. That's what we we call for, like, you know, instead of like saying northwest, we say it mau- we say leeward. >> Girls like where you're from, like >> In Hilo? I mean, so Hilo's small It's a smaller city. It's more country. So, I mean, I think maybe population's like 40,000, but like spread spread out. And
6:52 um >> Oh, that means you guys are all like Eskimo bros. >> Well, exactly. Everybody's like dating and hug- even on big even on Oahu. >> Hilo bros. >> Yeah, yeah, Hilo bros. Um so, like you yeah, you would have like somebody dating somebody and then like they they they're friend and then it gets all messy, but >> And all the Filipinos say they accidentally date their cousins. >> Yeah, well, everybody says Everybody's related to that ████ in America. >> Yeah, cuz everyone's so related. >> Yeah, I mean, it's in Hawaii, it's like >> Not accidentally. >> Yeah. In Hawaii, it's like a one degree of separation. Like Like if you don't know somebody, you know their auntie, uncle, cousin, you went to school with their sister or brother, but it's like everyone's so related. So, that's I think that's also why people try to treat each other well, because like if you don't, then that's going to get around. And yeah, yeah.
7:43 >> In In Hilo, do you guys have like all the traditional big national stores that we have here like Home Depot or like Chick-fil-A or whatever? >> Um not not Chick-fil-A, but like Target, Walmart, uh CVS. But But Target came later. If If Target came when I was young, they would be out of Yu-Gi-Oh! cards for sure. But it was just Walmart. >> Like Hilo like it's some crazy rural place and I'm like, really? Is it really >> Like I mean there yeah, there's water. There's not a lot to do in in like it's like you go to the waterfalls, you go to the beaches, and our beaches are just lots of rocks. >> Well, I mean, if it's 40,000 people, you're going to feel that. >> Oh, that's true. >> Right? >> yeah. >> And it's more It's more historic over >> I went to the waterfall last night. It's so boring. Wait, it's 40,000 on the whole island? >> No, no, in Hilo. >> Oh. >> But that's
8:33 >> Big Big Island maybe I I don't know what the population is, but maybe over just 100,000. But it's it's it's really big. I mean, you can It has like 11 of the 13 microclimates. >> A A university will have like 40,000 >> Yeah, yeah. >> Damn, that's crazy. >> So imagine that's like that's it. >> Yeah. >> But it it's all uh spread out like >> And then it's also the university is mainly 40,000 like students. We're talking about like 40,000, but like that's the whole the whole thing, multi-generational thing. >> ████ in one area. >> What do What's the reputation of like Maui girls? Do you know? >> Uh I'm not too I'm not super familiar with Maui. So I can't >> Maui is to me it's >> You spend more time in Maui than me. >> island of transplants. So it doesn't feel the same >> But But it's to me it's like a it's a mix of Oahu and Big Island. >> Yeah. >> Um it has it has a little bit of both, but I don't really know that much. >> I think that Hawaii just has so many visitors a lot, too, that you don't know
9:26 Well, I don't know who's local sometimes unless they're really local-looking, but there's just too many hot people like in general. Cuz everyone's in ████ bikinis all day. >> Yeah, I mean, it's it's funny like growing up everybody's in like the the smaller bikinis the string bikini so you get used to that. So you're kind of desensitized to butts and then when you you have like a visitor come or you go somewhere else and they have like the the diaper bikinis or we call them. It's just like the really big ones or it's just it's a >> But dude, didn't you notice in the in the past 5 years though like thongs got smaller and smaller like crazy. >> line now dude. >> Yeah, well it's cuz materials are more expensive. >> Oh yeah, the economy right? >> I don't know if you've seen this but I've been seeing like way more girls like filming for their only fans like out in public. >> Is are you looking in your binoculars? >> Well, I'm ████ jacking off.
10:17 >> Are you sparking them with your binoculars? >> I do. >> Not again. I keep seeing these girls out here. >> I ████ you not like I'm walking Ala Moana Park right which is like a family-friendly park and then like me and Hannah look over and there's these two girls with a picnic blanket they have all this like perfect like fruit set out right and there's this guy like filming them and they're literally like feeding each other grapes hella sexually and ████ >> Okay. >> And then I WAS LIKE WHAT THE ████ AND THEY'RE like micro bikini like it just covers the ████ nipple and then like I was like this is ████ crazy bro. >> Local or they're visiting? >> Most most most likely transplants or visiting yeah. No yeah no local people would be doing that. >> I hope. >> Me too. >> Cuz I was like bro. >> And it was like a Japanese family like
11:07 right next to us like taking photos and ████ like it was crazy. >> Do you feel like people were complaining about it or do you feel like they're like hell yeah? >> I don't know man. I feel like people are just all like tourists around there so they're they're just like I guess when in Rome. >> If you did that in Hawaii an auntie probably have an auntie be like hey what the ████ >> Go home. >> Yeah. >> There's children here. >> Yeah yeah yeah. >> So the aunties get they they go off about stuff? >> Oh yeah, yeah. No, the aunties they'll tell you. >> Mhm. >> They'll be like, you know, like stupid go. Like they they would whack you. Yeah. No, yeah. >> I paid to be here. >> They'd whack you. >> I paid good money to be here. >> They'll be like, you going to pay for surgery after this. Yeah, I wouldn't just not say that in maybe the west side. You could get away with that in town.
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