0:00 and then and then you get to hear them speak before you decide and you got to be naked to show yourself one of them's got like wild accent another one and has a deep what accent do you like Filipino Filipino just kidding [Laughter] [Music] no have you guys heard what about a show called naked attraction yes that sounds familiar netive traction Anthony Le all right basically it's this ████ uh UK or British TV show right that was that aired like years ago like maybe like 2016 or some ████ like that and the whole concept is going backwards with the dating process usually when you start dating somebody right you like uh go on an app or whatever you meet them up and you get to know them and then you build up towards the idea of getting
0:51 them naked this one starts in Reverse you see them naked first right and it's like first you reveal like the bottom half so you're like judging them by their ████ penis with or their vagina or whatever anything like that and and then you reveal everything from the neck down and you start making judgments and you eliminate somebody based off your preferences for that and then you see their face and you get to learn about them and then you get to choose uh and then when you choose one person to go on a date with before you get to choose out of the final two you have to get naked yourself and then show them so you're just revealing all even though you don't know ████ about each other damn wa that's C and that's why they call it naked attraction but it's kind of hilarious so it got a lot of ████ crazy they show dick in everything really yeah and they full on show and then it just came to HBO Max which is why it's been like on as we were looking up articles it was on hell of ████ random headlines in articles dude UK
1:42 shows are crazier than the US way biger cuz I think like our image in the US about them is like they're prim and proper but they're actually way raunchier and their humor is crazier I think we're just super sensitive to like semi taboo Concepts in the US everything's super sensitive sexualized here but it's all like taboo over there it's open and sexual like in commercials they they're like nud and ████ like so what I feel like we're like What do you call it more purtin we are we are so like they're Christian but different kinds we're publicly purtin I feel like for us we'll show public like we'll show violence in movies and TV but we won't show sex and for them it's the opposite they'll show the N or whatever but they won't show much violence and you wonder why we have so much violence exactly repress sexuality ████ exactly like we
2:34 hump a lot dry hump Yeahs it is a ████ funny concept and when you first see it cuz I watched the first episode with Nina too and it was just like immediately they're and everything's ████ way better than British accents you know what I mean love Island I love love Island don't they do it like yeah so that all right we're going to go ahead and reveal the bottom half and then you're just like you're and it's always like you never thought you going to see six dicks huh and you're like oh holy ████ when you're watching that are you kind of like you know what I mean yeah are you covering your eyes for you like going to get a refill or you going to the bathroom and at that point on the show do you feel like you're you're creep for being hard or should you be limp like everybody else I'm definitely not hard when I'm wait if you're on the show wait why aren't you hard is something wrong with your could you get a little chubbed up
3:24 if you're going to do the reveal is something wrong with you like yeah no no cuz like I feel like if I was on you're a castmate right me is 100% about temperature in the room hey the UK is cold bro oh I'm going to be so small then yeah dude yeah they don't have like heaters and air conditioning for some reason yeah I know so I'm wondering if I was on the show okay I'm like all right do I want to impress and be like girl I'm a grower so let me show you the Peak Performance or should I just be like I don't want to like come off as a perve on the show so like let me just let it dangle but if I dangle I'm not showing the you know it's like a my car has great performance but they're judging it by the look they're not letting me race yeah all right let's let's let's put it into a perspective that like we can actually see some sort of like concept
4:14 of realism right let's imagine Joe's the participant and he's the one who needs to find a date and then you you first get reveal that's not hard to imagine he he recently went through that exactly so six bottoms are now shown to you so we're going to imagine I I would assume they're all women right cuz there are some uh you know B there's some tricky ones I hope all right now uh from there you're going to find different sizes you're going to do find different uh skin colors y you're going to find some people that shave or don't shave you're going to sign find some vaginas with labia out or just super clean and tucked and you're going to find some with like tattoos or whatever which which thing specifically are you first attracted to and you have to eliminate you have to you have to eliminate one in that round and don't just say Le out immediately yeah don't don't start with that like what are you attracted to from just a bottom down you don't know ████ about
5:04 personality just a ████ just a ████ and down leg from the butt though this is back he said Le out that was literally a conversation topic on the first episode understand I'm scared I'm terrified as a as a ████ connoisseur I have to say it's the inside that counts a lot of people talk about the whole and the Soul right so you want to ████ all six sometimes when you look at the vaginas you go oh that's a nice looking vagina right and you go inside you're like it's not that good it's not that good it's like graly in here gra it's some what happen right and then sometimes you're like oo phly cheese steak and then you go and you're like what the hell is in the mechanical what what's happening so true
5:57 so you can never really judge a book by it's covered no but aesthetically what I typically like are uh pink ones oh yeah I like pink ones okay pubes or no pubes no pubes tattoo or no tattoo around that area depends on what kind but I don't like a tattoo thick or not thick oh but what if it's a tattoo of a dick no okay interes I actually know but if it's like some girls got like a little Cherry right here or like something cute but then some girls got a demon and then the the ████ is the you know and then that's crazy that's too much so shave metal it's metal shave pink with a little cherry on the side all right so Joe really likes that one like a little I'm bad but it's a cute you know yeah I
6:47 the oh I would tell you a a yucky that I don't like piercing on the ████ Okay cool so no clip Pierce agree or disagree whatever it's not sexy to me okay this is mine all right so so now we move up we already know that we've eliminated the demon vagina or piing or anything like that okay or or it's too hairy so we already eliminated something of that category right smooth ████ and then we move up right and now we see uh from the neck down no stomach okay so not fat well fat is relative right but no ham like I don't want to look like two hamburger buns all right no folded no folded belly all right we're talking about giant nipples we're talking about no small nipples we're talking about nipples as big as your head I don't mind big areolas actually you don't mind
7:37 bigger what if they're bigger than your head that's too big but that means she has a big old boobies yeah we're talking about hopefully fake breasts real breasts small breasts I like the I like the real droop because uh fake breasts to me look weird correct agreed agreed like they're sexy but then there's something cheap about the look where it's like to sexualized to where it's like you know how like it's almost like oh you're a professional hooker dude and it's like watching this ████ bounce yeah it doesn't ████ Bounce It doesn't ████ mounce it looks kind of hard yeah it's made the same ████ give us a cup size I don't know I don't know cup Siz but no shame nice C's the D's I guess
8:27 that cleaned it up yeah I don't know okay now we reveal so so we took the fake tits out with a hard n non we took care you took some A's and B's out if if I wasn't going to be be in trouble I'd be like can I do a smell test cuz that's a big thing I was thinking about that too now we're going to a too high of a rating I was thinking about that too there's so have you ever been around a hot girl and you smell you're like why do you smell like a locker room yep and she's like cuz I ████ all the football players I'm like don't say that please don't tell me that I wish you didn't tell me that all right now now it reveals the rest okay and we've got every single type we've got people with like uh different hair colors different hairstyles maybe like half shaven head or like you know just yeah I like a lot of hair we got glasses we've got ████ cleft lip we got everything girl wow
9:18 they do that huh that's cool cleft lip maybe braces I don't know I'm just saying that she might give a good blow variety huge variety you don't know that's the whole point you don't know personality can I have them all no ████ you got to pick dude that's not life right okay so now you've got the whole package okay now we know from the bottom down we want pink we want like a small on bad tattoo no no I I said I don't mind it's already there it's a cherry it's a cherry cherry it's a little cherry on the side no demon right and she's clean shaving all right and then we move up no fake breast no fold over tummy you don't mind giant nipples I like athletic giant huge 6in areolas I like athletic boom Ariel is bigger than your whole ████ head hey from B to Z I'm down with that
10:08 yeah yeah even a I thought you said c to D no that's just ████ okay now we're moving up to the head D what's what's up there a cute face that's fair I like a cute face is there some areola creeping this like top of the neck dude covered into the chin this area covered into the chin the rest of the ariela the last I saw uh one I saw a very volumptuous booby video sure of course because there is a there is a genre of massive tits right massive and the girls aren't that they're not they're more like curvy I don't have a solid state drive I can't they're so big that when you have a POV of them and you're doing it their titties are slapping their own chin yeah and that is so huge it's a hard life to live is that
10:59 what you're trying to paint the picture of but you need like a GeForce ████ GTX looking 489 like hard like graphics card to ████ pull that that's a lot yeah yeah I don't have the kind of processing power to handle that kind of ████ you know I have to look at my own wife's boobs I feel like dating is more than just watching someone naked first cuz it's just immediately thinking about sex yeah amen but that's the point of the show and then in the Las thing now you've chosen two people fall in this category of like what is like no you want the ████ them both then and then you get to hear them speak before you decide and you got to be naked to show yourself one of them's got ████ like wild accent another one ████ has a deep voice what accent do you like Filipino Philipino kid I was
11:49 trying you're trying to underpant pitch and he's like I like a ████ who's like from way way way East real south dark tan woman dark tan woman dark tan woman below the equator uhhuh no no one that looks like Hannah cut the video Northern sounding wait so what happens at this point and then and then you I I have to get naked and then see if she accepts oh that's what happens wait does she see me back they don't it doesn't work they don't see her they don't see no they see they see him so now these two the last two standing our butt naked right and then he goes and gets naked and then and then the funny thing is the while he's getting naked the host asks them what they think of each other's bodies the two girls or two guys and that's ████ funny who what do they usually say what's the
12:40 conversation the H nak one guy who's clearly not as like attractive or whatever is kind of like yeah you know in the first epod I only watched one episode but in the first episode the guy who was last who was like a lot more like you know Stellar in a certain way was also an ampute so he had like a you know a bionic leg or what fake leg thing right I like bionic yeah and then the other guy who was in the final was like like a rounder like average man type like Dad b style so yeah the dad B Style guy is like well you know I wouldn't mind it and obviously the other guy had a huge dick too and this guy was like a very very average he's like I would mind is uh some something nice I forget what he says which guy the guy with the missing leg SI and then this guy who obviously had nothing to jock physically of this guy was like well I wouldn't mind his other leg
13:30 funny ████ clever and he hella deserved the win did he get the win he did she comes back she's butt naked now they're looking at each other and then it's like what do you think her it's like wow you know it's very beautiful body and you're just judging bodies the most that's so strange who did she pick did she pick the guy with the big dick but no Lake yes and we're looking at V oh we are yeah yeah they're showing everything but but the the thing they need to do is they need to bend over they don't know cuz they they just stand like this and then they're like oh that's a nice ████ what they need to do is go contestants thank you bam finally that's what needs to happen the director like they need to put their leg on top of their head yes the director the director dropped the ████ ball and we'll say it we'll say it on JK news it's kind of amate hour but it's okay
14:20 what they need to do is you know at the doctor's office they got the wax paper just okay you H you don't have anything you just have a hole and then you go in put it in one the next one the next one and you go which ████ felt the best to you exactly and then you could be like I like two but three really would a constra she does her key goals and then see Japanese game shows are way better cuz that's what they do on japanes oh yeah they do and then they're like cool you match with this chick who's bigger than a house and then you're just like bigger can I go again oh no what the ████ did I do oh no I f up so bad oh I ████ up so bad no I would I would have been like I want to win the good prize I think I lost I CH my mind I they say I won but I think I didn't win I think I lost I
15:11 think I got set up I got the biggest one but it's not the biggest prize if her ████ was the best though I'd keep it good hey it's the inside back count inside that count [Music]
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